My left testicle is jealous of my right. . IF THE SOUND IN EN‘ -DUE IS PROUNCED "F" 3. THE D IN WEMEN MAKES THE SHEET "l" SOUND THEN THE WORD PROUNCED JUST LIKE
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My left testicle is jealous of my right

IF THE SOUND IN EN‘ -DUE IS PROUNCED "F"
3. THE D IN WEMEN MAKES THE SHEET "l" SOUND
THEN THE WORD
PROUNCED JUST LIKE
WELCOME TO THE ENGLISH
LANGUAGE, *SSHOLE.
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#4 - thegrizzlyman (03/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This content is tiot.

Think about it for a second
User avatar #2 - mattheworks (03/18/2013) [-]
The title caught me off guard.
#1 - fefe (03/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I guess... Clearly that's all wrong because certain combinations of letters only make certain sounds in certain contexts. For example, "ti" sound like "sh" only when it comes before "on." But anyways, you're right. English sucks, it's full of irregulars to the point where even native English speakers inevitably fail at pronouncing words they haven't encountered before.

My favorite is "cache."
User avatar #5 to #3 - rzrback (03/19/2013) [-]
Yep, it's pronounced 'cash'. Or 'kaSH' according to the OED
#6 - fefe (03/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Almost,

GH followed by a vowel produces the "Guh" sound as in Ghost or Ghoul...

=-(
User avatar #9 - andrewjla (03/19/2013) [-]
this is at least 5 years old...really FJ?
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