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User avatar #2 - thepalmtoptiger (03/18/2013) [-]
Mr blood donator is kind of a cunt. He does something decent not because it is a nice thing to do but because he desires social gratification.
#15 to #2 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
He can't do both?
User avatar #21 to #2 - toosexyforyou (03/19/2013) [-]
You're kind of a cunt by saying that someone who did something good is a cunt because he wants others to know about it. If everyone would do something good just so they could brag about it, the world would be a better place.
#61 to #21 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
but it would be full of cunts........ like you
#43 to #2 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
Let's be honest. Everyone does things for social gratification. As idealistic as it may sound, people don't help for no reason, just "because its nice."
#44 to #2 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
there's no such thing as altruism
#49 to #44 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
Yes there is. Altruism exists; it is an idea. It's just not plausible
#63 to #44 - cockineveryorifice (03/19/2013) [-]
True but there is such a thing where you do a good thing because you actually want to help people, and the social gratification or fulfillment you may get from that deed is just a byproduct, not the main reason for doing it like with this cunt.
#65 to #2 - robtarded (03/19/2013) [-]
I personally believe anything anyone does is for their own sake, not for others. People do nice things and not talk about it because it makes them feel good about themselves, this guy just wants more attention than most people who do nice things.
#37 - snakefire (03/19/2013) [-]
"I donated blood, I'm better than you"

How about I push your lightheaded ass off a cliff?
#40 to #37 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
It's more like "I did something good, how about you?"

But if you want to take offense to someone doing a good deed then that's fine, too.
#41 to #40 - snakefire (03/19/2013) [-]
It's self righteous douchebaggery.

There's no need to brag about good deeds
#90 to #41 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
snakefire, you're already known to be a completely retarded little kid, so just shut the **** up.
User avatar #47 to #37 - ComradeBritish (03/19/2013) [-]
Can I ask what this image is from?
#48 to #47 - snakefire (03/19/2013) [-]
It's not my fault I'm not popular
User avatar #50 to #48 - ianistheman (03/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #54 to #50 - garaichu (03/19/2013) [-]
He literally just said so in the comment you replied to.
"It's not my fault I'm not popular"
User avatar #114 to #54 - ianistheman (03/20/2013) [-]
Oh i didint reilize that was the name. I thought he was just making a comment
User avatar #116 to #114 - garaichu (03/20/2013) [-]
Oh well, now you know.

And knowing is half the battle. :V
#89 to #37 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
point to me where he said he was better?
#39 to #37 - thefuzzywalrus (03/19/2013) [-]
*in response to your pic* ryuk: well in that case
*in response to your pic* ryuk: well in that case
#4 - pappathethird (03/18/2013) [-]
Well, technically, by purchasing alcohol he is submitting to the overall demand of alcohol and hence the production, soo ...
#10 to #4 - pulpunderground ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
"buying" alcohol
#23 to #10 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
Do you download alcohol from the internet?
User avatar #73 to #23 - kolsinder (03/19/2013) [-]
>implying you don't
#84 to #73 - hairibar (03/19/2013) [-]
OK, we're talking about real alcohol, not the computer software
#98 to #84 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
'Twas a joke, admittedly a poor one.
#110 to #98 - hairibar (03/19/2013) [-]
sorry then, I didn't catch the irony (as many people)
User avatar #112 to #23 - pulpunderground ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
I have a really powerful computer
#58 - nephrithotroll (03/19/2013) [-]
I only donate blood/plasma so it would make me feel useful in life.
User avatar #78 to #58 - admiralen ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
i only donate plasma to the face of the covenant hordes
User avatar #62 - thousandsunny (03/19/2013) [-]
What a cunt. what kind of person gives blood to boast about it on facebook for recognition?

some ******* people
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#86 to #76 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
welcome to fj
#87 to #62 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
maybe he did it to be a good person and was trying to get other people to do it as well? You people are the most pathetic people I've ever witnessed in my entire life.
User avatar #106 to #87 - thousandsunny (03/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #46 - adrianking ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Story time, kids, scroll on by if not interested.

I used to donate plasma regularly, twice a week. Religiously. Did it all the time. Until one day when, underestimating how sick I was, went to donate while I had the flu.

Yeah, I ended up vomiting. Now, because they are liable for my safety while I'm in their building, they go on full alert, and keep on feeding me food because I "need nutrients in my system." I keep vomiting these "nutrients" right back up.

So, then they get worried about my hydration level. The obvious solution? Pumping me full of room-temperature saline solution. Now, room temperature may not seem so bad, and it didn't to me, until I remembered that my body's normal internal temperature is 98.6 degrees. I was freezing. Not to mention that no one in the entire building had a blanket, because they didn't consider that saline injections are really ******* cold.

Finally, after three hours of vomiting, saline injections, and pure discomfort, they decide to call in the ambulance. Now, I'm an EMT, and I know how much a simple ride in an ambulance costs, and I'm not certain if my insurance will cover it, so I politely decline. I've been sick like this before, and I know that what I need to do is go home, take some Pepto, and sleep it off. They decline, saying I shouldn't go against their "medical advice," (by the way, no one in that building had a doctorate) and that the healthy option would be to go to the ER.

They relent, have me sign a form, and I'm off. I go home, take some Pepto, and sleep it off. Guess what? Wake up in the morning just fine.

Return to the plasma donation center next week. Say "I'm here for my semiweekly donation." They respond, "Sorry, you're blacklisted." "...What?"

Apparently, since I went against their "sound medical advice," and suggested something that actually cured the problem, I'm a danger to their business, and they won't have me.

TL:DR, Don't donate at Biomat.
#108 to #46 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
Trying not to be rude, but it is kind of your fault that you donated while sick. Whenever I donate, they ask if I'm feeling sick or not, (more specifically searching for respiratory infection, but also ask if you have any other cold and flu-like symptoms) and if so, they recommend you don't do it in risk of this situation happening.
#96 - nitupsar (03/19/2013) [-]
mfw you actually get paid to donate blood in America. In Europe, the only reward is "knowing you did something good".
User avatar #97 to #96 - csooky (03/19/2013) [-]
Well in my country you kinda get paid, you get some sort of "food tickets".
User avatar #99 to #97 - nitupsar (03/19/2013) [-]
ah, where do you live?
User avatar #104 to #96 - brisineo ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
You also can donate blood plasma here. It's better than just donating straight blood because you can do it up to twice a week. $25-$30 a pop.

Heck, they make contests at the donation center that give away prizes, restaurant meals, or extra cash for getting other people to donate or donating a certain amount of times.
User avatar #107 to #104 - nitupsar (03/19/2013) [-]
So any healthy adult can do that? No drawbacks except from temporary light-headedness? 50 bucks a week?
User avatar #109 to #107 - brisineo ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Pretty much. Exception being eating a large, high-protein meal, and drinking a lot of water before going, or else you might have some adverse (but rare) side effects like passing out, dizziness, convulsions, and seizures resulting from severe dehydration, but that's usually the donor's fault for not preparing.

The process to get you into the system is a pain (takes about 3-5 hours) but then after it's usually just about an hour of your time. They're more lenient with plasma donors than blood donors too, because I can't donate blood. (You can't, however, drink alcohol or caffeine 24 hours after donating, their a bit more strict with smokers, and heavy druggies are out entirely)
User avatar #101 to #96 - laspussy (03/19/2013) [-]
If you get paid to donate blood then that's not donating. That's just selling your blood.
User avatar #102 to #101 - nitupsar (03/19/2013) [-]
true. i heard you can get as much as 30 dollars in one sitting though?
User avatar #103 to #102 - laspussy (03/19/2013) [-]
Depends where you sell your blood. I've never sold my blood before , I've only donated it. If I were O- then I would sell it but alas I'm O+ and can only give my blood to half the world.
User avatar #57 - goodadventures (03/19/2013) [-]
What a pretentious little asshole, can't do a good deed without being a smug **** on facebook about it.
User avatar #18 - darksideofthebeast (03/19/2013) [-]
I potentially decreased the amount of people in the world today.
Stay healthy
don't have sex.
User avatar #7 - nooneofinterest (03/19/2013) [-]
When I donate blood I make sure everyone on Facebook knows
You know because I'm such a good guy
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User avatar #64 - mooghens (03/19/2013) [-]
That selfrighteous prick should be more generous and donate ALL of his blood at once.
#3 - drmersu ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
we are going to need that humanity
we are going to need that humanity
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#19 - lazaman (03/19/2013) [-]
Im donating blood tomorrow actually.   
Im scared to death of needles, but I can deal with it.
Im donating blood tomorrow actually.

Im scared to death of needles, but I can deal with it.
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#66 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
I can't give blood because I've had sex with another man before
#83 to #66 - jazzytheferret (03/19/2013) [-]
White people problems...
#77 to #66 - toughactintinactin (03/19/2013) [-]
Wait really? They don't take homo blood? But what if I need my transfusion to be fabulous?
Wait really? They don't take homo blood? But what if I need my transfusion to be fabulous?
#79 to #77 - hybredmoon (03/19/2013) [-]
yea, they say it's because of an elevated risk of HIV in the homosexual community. And since the virus can incubate and be undetectable for up to six months...better safe than sorry I suppose.
#82 to #79 - creepyunclebob (03/19/2013) [-]
There's an elevated risk of HIV in all sexually active communities. They should only take blood from WoW players.
User avatar #94 - ruinsage (03/19/2013) [-]
i improved the world by not posting a condescending message on facebook proving once and for all that i am a giant douche
#88 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
You people are seriously pathetic. Just, like, beyond the worst.
User avatar #91 to #88 - camerel (03/19/2013) [-]
thank you anon, for giving light on a fact that all of us already know.
#95 to #91 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
Then stop acting like a bunch of self righteous faggots, because all this makes you is a bunch of hypocrites.
#22 - facetiousrunner (03/19/2013) [-]
ive always been sad i cant donate blood due to viral infections and athletic training. Especially since im o negative
ive always been sad i cant donate blood due to viral infections and athletic training. Especially since im o negative
User avatar #24 to #22 - DrollHumor (03/19/2013) [-]
I know that feel. I take blood thinners, so they don't want my blood either. I get blood drawn every week, but they just test it to regulate my medication, and then throw it away...
User avatar #27 to #24 - facetiousrunner (03/19/2013) [-]
do you at least have a less common blood type to feel less ****** than me?
User avatar #28 to #27 - facetiousrunner (03/19/2013) [-]
more god im stupid
User avatar #29 to #28 - DrollHumor (03/19/2013) [-]
I don't know my blood type. Never thought about since I've been on blood thinners since I was six and giving blood has never been an option.
User avatar #30 to #29 - facetiousrunner (03/19/2013) [-]
since six, man thats rough. makes my whining about tb mono and the fact i run seem like nothing
User avatar #31 to #30 - DrollHumor (03/19/2013) [-]
Well, I did have an open heart surgery when I was 8 months old, and another when I was six. Long story short, I was born with a ****** up heart and a slight spine malformation. You'd never be able to tell by looking at me, so that's good.
I could be a Katawa Shoujo girl!

Also, how does running affect your ability to give blood? Aren't athletes desirable when it comes to donating stuff?
User avatar #32 to #31 - facetiousrunner (03/19/2013) [-]
I'm a distance runner so i train pretty much year round, i take ten days off after outdoor track every year. I train 20 out of 21 days on a three week rotation. Because of the nature of the strain I put on myself, I can't afford to have less blood. I'd pass out. It would effect my training very much so. It pays the bills so I can't not do it.
User avatar #33 to #32 - DrollHumor (03/19/2013) [-]
>Severe athletic ability envy<

I joined the track team in elementary school, but my cardiologist said no.
User avatar #34 to #33 - facetiousrunner (03/19/2013) [-]
There is probably something you got going for you i'd envy. Like besides running i am the laziest hunk of **** ever.
User avatar #35 to #34 - DrollHumor (03/19/2013) [-]
If there is anything, I can't think of it right now. But I must go to bed now and dream of chemistry, so I can kick my exam's ass tomorrow.
User avatar #36 to #35 - facetiousrunner (03/19/2013) [-]
see chemistry! I avoided a degree because of the dreaded ******* class. go for it bro!
User avatar #105 to #22 - brisineo ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Try donating plasma. They're a lot more lenient with donors there, and you can do it more often.

(I have a viral infection making it impossible to donate straight blood, but I can donate plasma twice a week)
User avatar #111 to #105 - facetiousrunner (03/19/2013) [-]
when im done with college athletics i'll probably go for that, cheers
#45 - tehbestever (03/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I spent the whole day on my computer.

Effectively decreasing the amount of calories used so, in theory, less energy wasted.

I know, I know. I'm way too energy efficient.
User avatar #6 - KayRed (03/19/2013) [-]
While I ******* hate people like that and I usually don't want to support them, they should give out bumper stickers, t-shirts, and medals that say "I'm an amazing person, practically a saint actually...No seriously guys, I am!" at blood drives, charity events, ect. Because the masses of assholes like him will come out in force. They get their shallow, self-righteous swag, and the charities get the resources they need. It's a win win
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