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I donated blood today.
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User avatar #2 - thepalmtoptiger (03/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Mr blood donator is kind of a cunt. He does something decent not because it is a nice thing to do but because he desires social gratification.
#4 - pappathethird (03/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Well, technically, by purchasing alcohol he is submitting to the overall demand of alcohol and hence the production, soo ...
#37 - snakefire (03/19/2013) [+] (11 replies)
"I donated blood, I'm better than you"

How about I push your lightheaded ass off a cliff?
User avatar #62 - thousandsunny (03/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
What a cunt. what kind of person gives blood to boast about it on facebook for recognition?

some ******* people
#58 - nephrithotroll (03/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I only donate blood/plasma so it would make me feel useful in life.
User avatar #46 - adrianking ONLINE (03/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Story time, kids, scroll on by if not interested.

I used to donate plasma regularly, twice a week. Religiously. Did it all the time. Until one day when, underestimating how sick I was, went to donate while I had the flu.

Yeah, I ended up vomiting. Now, because they are liable for my safety while I'm in their building, they go on full alert, and keep on feeding me food because I "need nutrients in my system." I keep vomiting these "nutrients" right back up.

So, then they get worried about my hydration level. The obvious solution? Pumping me full of room-temperature saline solution. Now, room temperature may not seem so bad, and it didn't to me, until I remembered that my body's normal internal temperature is 98.6 degrees. I was freezing. Not to mention that no one in the entire building had a blanket, because they didn't consider that saline injections are really ******* cold.

Finally, after three hours of vomiting, saline injections, and pure discomfort, they decide to call in the ambulance. Now, I'm an EMT, and I know how much a simple ride in an ambulance costs, and I'm not certain if my insurance will cover it, so I politely decline. I've been sick like this before, and I know that what I need to do is go home, take some Pepto, and sleep it off. They decline, saying I shouldn't go against their "medical advice," (by the way, no one in that building had a doctorate) and that the healthy option would be to go to the ER.

They relent, have me sign a form, and I'm off. I go home, take some Pepto, and sleep it off. Guess what? Wake up in the morning just fine.

Return to the plasma donation center next week. Say "I'm here for my semiweekly donation." They respond, "Sorry, you're blacklisted." "...What?"

Apparently, since I went against their "sound medical advice," and suggested something that actually cured the problem, I'm a danger to their business, and they won't have me.

TL:DR, Don't donate at Biomat.
User avatar #7 - nooneofinterest (03/19/2013) [-]
When I donate blood I make sure everyone on Facebook knows
You know because I'm such a good guy
#96 - nitupsar (03/19/2013) [+] (8 replies)
mfw you actually get paid to donate blood in America. In Europe, the only reward is "knowing you did something good".
#92 - alucardshellhound (03/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #64 - mooghens ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
That selfrighteous prick should be more generous and donate ALL of his blood at once.
#19 - lazaman (03/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Im donating blood tomorrow actually.   
   
Im scared to death of needles, but I can deal with it.
Im donating blood tomorrow actually.

Im scared to death of needles, but I can deal with it.
User avatar #57 - goodadventures (03/19/2013) [-]
What a pretentious little asshole, can't do a good deed without being a smug **** on facebook about it.
User avatar #18 - darksideofthebeast (03/19/2013) [-]
I potentially decreased the amount of people in the world today.
Stay healthy
Masturbate
don't have sex.
#66 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I can't give blood because I've had sex with another man before
#77 to #66 - toughactintinactin (03/19/2013) [-]
Wait really? They don't take homo blood? But what if I need my transfusion to be fabulous?
Wait really? They don't take homo blood? But what if I need my transfusion to be fabulous?
#42 - thefuzzywalrus (03/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
when i donated blood i never acted all high and mighty i did it cuz a chick i knew asked me to do it with her..... i got to spend i few extra minutes with the girl i like... thats what i was stolked about...
when i donated blood i never acted all high and mighty i did it cuz a chick i knew asked me to do it with her..... i got to spend i few extra minutes with the girl i like... thats what i was stolked about...
User avatar #51 to #42 - ludislavonac (03/19/2013) [-]
so much beta
#3 - drmersu (03/18/2013) [+] (9 replies)
we are going to need that humanity
we are going to need that humanity
User avatar #94 - ruinsage (03/19/2013) [-]
i improved the world by not posting a condescending message on facebook proving once and for all that i am a giant douche
#45 - tehbestever (03/19/2013) [-]
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I spent the whole day on my computer.

Effectively decreasing the amount of calories used so, in theory, less energy wasted.

I know, I know. I'm way too energy efficient.
#22 - facetiousrunner (03/19/2013) [+] (13 replies)
ive always been sad i cant donate blood due to viral infections and athletic training. Especially since im o negative
ive always been sad i cant donate blood due to viral infections and athletic training. Especially since im o negative
User avatar #6 - KayRed (03/19/2013) [-]
While I ******* hate people like that and I usually don't want to support them, they should give out bumper stickers, t-shirts, and medals that say "I'm an amazing person, practically a saint actually...No seriously guys, I am!" at blood drives, charity events, ect. Because the masses of assholes like him will come out in force. They get their shallow, self-righteous swag, and the charities get the resources they need. It's a win win
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