Why do you females do this... .. don't date a cunt
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#45 - callitchickensalad (03/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
don't date a cunt
don't date a cunt
#29 - olineadi (03/18/2013) [+] (19 replies)
There are no females on funnyjunk. -.-
#35 to #34 - gayboard (03/18/2013) [-]
Ey gurl I might be gay but my dick sure ain't.
#42 - SnacksJr (03/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Its like a comic of my life.



But no last panel. Just more of the first 2.
User avatar #67 - oceanfrank ONLINE (03/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
my friend asked me why I go out with my girlfriend when she acts like a total cunt at times. I tell him it's because I dont care what she acts like in front of you or in front of others. She is really bitchy at times and she is very bitchy with me, but it's times when I'm in bed with her and she's embracing me while saying, 'You're too good to/for me. Thanks for putting up with me." that make me want to stay with her. Plus she bought me a 3DS with Ocarina of Time for my birthday, that bitch is staying.
User avatar #63 - thepyras (03/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I don't think you wanted an answer, I think you just wanted to complain, but I'll answer you anyway. They do that because they want you to give a reason for what you said. Saying, "you make me a better person" or "you're my soul mate" doesn't mean much if you can't give her a reason why. Those aren't just compliments like saying she's pretty, they're really deep things to say, and because of that, if you can't prove that you understand and really mean what you're saying, then they really don't mean much.
#111 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (03/19/2013) [+] (20 replies)
As male coming close to twenty years of age and haven't even had a actual relationship my entire life, those feelings are yet to exsist.
User avatar #95 - thezillis (03/19/2013) [-]
I don't know that feel, because I'm dating someone who isn't the antichrist, unlike every person ever.
User avatar #93 - Kittehh (03/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Not to excuse the behavior, but a lot of girls say that stuff to keep themselves from getting hurt. If they allow themselves to believe, and end up being lied to, or their man ends up leaving, then it'd be a real smack in the face. It's not that they don't like hearing it; it's that they aren't sure if the guy really means what they say - even if the man has never lied before. Women are really self conscious.
#124 - bosszefronposter (03/19/2013) [-]
It isn't necessarily a blanket statement, but it's probably worth keeping in mind that everyone has a different idea of what's romantic. Maybe cheesy lines aren't really what works for your lady. So instead of getting frustrated when your idea of romance doesn't sweep her off her feet, maybe try spending some time learning what she finds romantic, and make a gesture like that.
It isn't necessarily a blanket statement, but it's probably worth keeping in mind that everyone has a different idea of what's romantic. Maybe cheesy lines aren't really what works for your lady. So instead of getting frustrated when your idea of romance doesn't sweep her off her feet, maybe try spending some time learning what she finds romantic, and make a gesture like that.
#9 - empithree (03/18/2013) [-]
i don't know that feel.
#81 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I see the term "females" used far too often.

This isn't science, c'mon, just say girl, chick, woman, anything but the word that makes you look like some pencil thin "as-a-matter-of-fact" douche.
User avatar #83 to #81 - kentravyon (03/19/2013) [-]
Female detected.
+5
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#130 - yesilift (03/19/2013) [-]
looks like im gonna go to prison for life...
User avatar #48 - jacklane (03/19/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Going through a divorce. Wife took baby and ran off o Sacramento.

Got a German Shepherd. My dog will never betray me.

Don't ever get married. Never have a baby. Never date. Get a dog and be happy. You will never fight with your dog. They will always love you.
User avatar #17 - hilariousrubbish (03/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Reminds me of 99% of my relationships
#177 - DrollHumor ONLINE (03/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Well, words are cheap. And I don't mean buy her something shiny. It's just that there are a lot of assholes out there that ruin sweet words by using them as lies so a girl can't let herself swoon over everything that comes out of your mouth.

Actions speak louder than words! Show her that you love her. The guy in the movie the comic girl is pointing at is probably doing something wonderful to court his girl. Hell, just think old cheesey movies where the guy plays the girl a song on his guitar, or is standing outside her window with a boombox or writes her a love letter. Those things are sweet, but not so easy to figure out, which is why assholes don't expend that sort of energy on girls they don't really love making it easily seem a lot more genuine than just saying something that only takes a breath.

tl;dr : Find out what your girl likes, and do it for her. Doesn't have to involve money, just a genuine desire to make her happy.
#112 - darkjoker (03/19/2013) [-]
what he should do


what he should do
#90 - BillyMaaze ONLINE (03/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
IF ONLY I HAD A FEMALE TO DO THAT TO.
#85 - mkchillin (03/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i dun no that fel
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