Why do you females do this... .. don't date a cunt
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#45 - callitchickensalad (03/19/2013) [-]
don't date a cunt
don't date a cunt
User avatar #129 to #45 - sonofasnitch (03/19/2013) [-]
date a dick?
User avatar #62 to #45 - thepyras (03/19/2013) [-]
That might be a bit more philosophical than you meant for it to be.

"Don't date a cunt, date the rest of the woman."
#73 to #62 - aerosol (03/19/2013) [-]
wow...
#65 to #62 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
...woah.
#113 to #65 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
shut up meg
#127 to #113 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
Shut up meg
User avatar #95 - thezillis (03/19/2013) [-]
I don't know that feel, because I'm dating someone who isn't the antichrist, unlike every person ever.
#42 - SnacksJr (03/19/2013) [-]
Its like a comic of my life.



But no last panel. Just more of the first 2.
#131 to #42 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
S&M plays are know to fix attitude problems...
#111 - certifiedidiot (03/19/2013) [-]
As male coming close to twenty years of age and haven't even had a actual relationship my entire life, those feelings are yet to exsist.
#169 to #111 - datjalapeno (03/19/2013) [-]
can relate.

20, still a virgin, and a bit of a beta myself.
User avatar #138 to #111 - theorangefox ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
I'm a inexperienced 20 y/o with relationships or sex myself, but funny enough all my friends with partners always tell me I'm better off. I never used to understand but realising now they've gotten into relationships when they are young. Their money, free time and everything else pretty much goes towards their partner.

Don't be in a rush mate, you've got your whole life ahead of you to worry about stuff like this before you settle down, so have fun, get a job if you don't have one already, or learn to drive. Because when I see all the money coming in from my part time work, or I've got time to spare with my mates it's ******* worth it because those chances to treat yourself or have fun will never come again in your young lifetime.

And ignore all those guys who show off about how many girls they can **** in a week. They don't know what diseases they're catching, half of them are probably still virgins trying to look big or they've probably left some girl pregnant without a father. You're a person with sense!
User avatar #184 to #138 - certifiedidiot (03/19/2013) [-]
Oh hi Orange, you still pimpin' dwarf horsies?

And honestly, sex is not really a thing that is a focus point for me, more the emotional intimacy that I'd actually find interesting about a relationship.

I can miss/wonder how the whole relationship thing is, but honestly, I doubt I'll get that area to move anywhere in the nearest future. :P
User avatar #185 to #184 - theorangefox ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, still doing my thing, not so much in the fictional department but it's all good.

And of course there's more to a relationship than just sweaty bodies grinding towards climax through lustful penetration. It's all about having someone by your side, and all the little things that come with it. Especially snuggling, hehe.

But don't feel down, the longer you wait in life the better it'll feel when you finally get something you want. Like that gadget you've always been saving up for. And of course when you do eventually the two of you will be able to savour the moment, literally!
#115 to #111 - Mesmus (03/19/2013) [-]
hug me bro
#114 to #111 - justakewldewd (03/19/2013) [-]
Sucks. Some times I just look at a girl and it's like "I don't want to **** , I just want you to hold me."
#174 to #114 - lamarisagoodname (03/19/2013) [-]
I really should get to class
User avatar #120 to #111 - HeartOfTheDL (03/19/2013) [-]
22, not a single relationship. Due to my own fault. I went for only one girl and did the whole I don't want to ask because I'm a pussy. Missed all the other opportunities that was served on a silver platter because I wanted that one. I'm by no means amazingly attractive guy, just average, but there were a few hot girls and the hottest girl in my HS that I could have gotten with if I wasn't an idiot.

Uni I concentrated on working hard and doing my best that I left my social life unattended. My advice don't pussy out and just do it. Ask a random girl you see in public out for a coffee or something. You are still young as I am, it is not too late.
User avatar #133 to #111 - weenieandthebutt (03/19/2013) [-]
mate, I'm 24 and I've neither dated nor had sex. I've had a lot of make out sessions though but other than that, I usually can't get anything further than that.
User avatar #137 to #133 - norboro (03/19/2013) [-]
See that is how people should be, but no, im 14 and all the girls are whores. **** .
#141 to #137 - weenieandthebutt (03/19/2013) [-]
Well at least girls are easy. Pretty sure you'd be complaining even more if those girls played hard to get. Besides ***** , you're 14 and I'm talking about women, not underdeveloped teenage girls!
User avatar #143 to #141 - norboro (03/19/2013) [-]
That's true, but also, if you knew me, you'd know i'm different than the teenagers now, more mature in a sense of personality. You don't have to believe me though, I'm just sayin
User avatar #147 to #143 - weenieandthebutt (03/19/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter whether you're mature or not (in fact, you probably seem a lot more mature than me from back when I was your age) but it's just the fact that you're still surrounded by immature teenage girls. Teenage girls /= women in their 20s. Having said that, I think you should be grateful that you get somewhat acknowledged by those sluts. I was virtually non existent with women back in highschool and besides, all the 'sluts' that everyone keeps talking about, they only seem to go for the popular/alphamale types.
User avatar #148 to #147 - norboro (03/19/2013) [-]
That's very true, i hate the immaturity of all these girls. They get too angry when someone says "she's weird", they don't understand that drugs will ruin them, they just think as long as they dont get caught it's okay, they think they need attention by dressing like a whore (i'm not complainin bout that part, as long as it's not my gf lol) and the overall stupidity of todays teenagers just boggles my mind, i wish i could just give em all a huge smack to the face
User avatar #139 to #137 - theorangefox ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Most young girls tend to be like that.
User avatar #142 to #139 - norboro (03/19/2013) [-]
well yeah i'm over exaggerating when i say all, but still, almost all of the good looking ones are either sluts, or they do drugs, its like a triangle(not slut, pretty, doesnt do drugs) and you only pick two, in my case it's pretty and not slut.
User avatar #145 to #142 - theorangefox ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
You should listen to weenieandthebutt.
User avatar #146 to #145 - norboro (03/19/2013) [-]
Talking seriously, I probably know way more about being in a serious relationship than he does, sure i sound stupid saying that im 14, people think teenagers lives are jokes and that there's no way they can experience love and **** like that. And actually at 14 most girls are quite well developed, just not very mature /:
User avatar #67 - oceanfrank (03/19/2013) [-]
my friend asked me why I go out with my girlfriend when she acts like a total cunt at times. I tell him it's because I dont care what she acts like in front of you or in front of others. She is really bitchy at times and she is very bitchy with me, but it's times when I'm in bed with her and she's embracing me while saying, 'You're too good to/for me. Thanks for putting up with me." that make me want to stay with her. Plus she bought me a 3DS with Ocarina of Time for my birthday, that bitch is staying.
User avatar #86 to #67 - kentravyon (03/19/2013) [-]
If she gets you FE Marty her
Right then and there
User avatar #164 to #86 - oceanfrank (03/19/2013) [-]
sadly it wasnt out at the time. Its whatever though :P
#149 to #67 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
sounds like a case of puppy love. Get back with us in a year when she is driving all your other friends away and say the same thing.
User avatar #167 to #149 - oceanfrank (03/19/2013) [-]
its been about 3 years and (in my opinion) we're still going strong. We used to go to different colleges and she transfered to mine. She's a bitch at times but she never tells me to not hang out with my friends, she just tells me that she hates it when I say, "I cant right now" even though she knows I really cant or that I have other things to do. I make up for it when I do spend time with her though.
#99 to #67 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
What are you 13? 3DS for your birthday, you're a gay cunt.
User avatar #166 to #99 - oceanfrank (03/19/2013) [-]
It came with zelda and sex bro cmon I cant turn that down.
User avatar #74 to #67 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (03/19/2013) [-]
your a lucky guy :)
User avatar #93 - Kittehh (03/19/2013) [-]
Not to excuse the behavior, but a lot of girls say that stuff to keep themselves from getting hurt. If they allow themselves to believe, and end up being lied to, or their man ends up leaving, then it'd be a real smack in the face. It's not that they don't like hearing it; it's that they aren't sure if the guy really means what they say - even if the man has never lied before. Women are really self conscious.
User avatar #140 to #93 - norboro (03/19/2013) [-]
but then they complain about it, and that crosses the line. But if your man thinks you're gorgeous and amazing, you better accept those ******* compliments, with some men it's not easy getting that outa their mouths
#170 to #140 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
shut the **** up kid
#144 to #93 - kjpuffin (03/19/2013) [-]
Can it be?   
   
Finally, after scouring the internet through a sea of angst and anger towards women over seemingly "irrational" behavior, that we finally have come to a logical explanation?   
   
My god, sir, thank you.
Can it be?

Finally, after scouring the internet through a sea of angst and anger towards women over seemingly "irrational" behavior, that we finally have come to a logical explanation?

My god, sir, thank you.
#194 to #144 - Kittehh (03/20/2013) [-]
I try my best. I've been in the position, and just wanted to explain from my point of view.
User avatar #63 - thepyras (03/19/2013) [-]
I don't think you wanted an answer, I think you just wanted to complain, but I'll answer you anyway. They do that because they want you to give a reason for what you said. Saying, "you make me a better person" or "you're my soul mate" doesn't mean much if you can't give her a reason why. Those aren't just compliments like saying she's pretty, they're really deep things to say, and because of that, if you can't prove that you understand and really mean what you're saying, then they really don't mean much.
User avatar #79 to #63 - breadbasket (03/19/2013) [-]
If women needed proof for everything, women would only be atheists.
#71 to #63 - aerosol (03/19/2013) [-]
But why does everything have to be proven and explained? Not everyone is good at explaining things that are as abstract as the feelings they're attempting to express. The result is that the moment just kinda gets butchered in the wake of a graceless breakdown of an otherwise well spoken phrase.
User avatar #76 to #71 - thepyras (03/19/2013) [-]
You have to try. That's all I can say, I suppose. You just have to try.
User avatar #84 to #76 - cumsinbucket (03/19/2013) [-]
As a man I find difficult to express the slightest emotion happy or sad.
User avatar #91 to #84 - thepyras (03/19/2013) [-]
As a man with too much estrogen I've spent most of my life concealing emotion, so I can't help you there much, but it helps if you focus on the emotion and mentally tie it to something. Associate your feelings as strongly as you can with your reasons for feeling them, that way when you do feel them it's easier to express why.
User avatar #78 to #76 - aerosol (03/19/2013) [-]
Fair enough
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#130 - yesilift (03/19/2013) [-]
looks like im gonna go to prison for life...
#124 - bosszefronposter (03/19/2013) [-]
It isn't necessarily a blanket statement, but it's probably worth keeping in mind that everyone has a different idea of what's romantic. Maybe cheesy lines aren't really what works for your lady. So instead of getting frustrated when your idea of romance doesn't sweep her off her feet, maybe try spending some time learning what she finds romantic, and make a gesture like that.
It isn't necessarily a blanket statement, but it's probably worth keeping in mind that everyone has a different idea of what's romantic. Maybe cheesy lines aren't really what works for your lady. So instead of getting frustrated when your idea of romance doesn't sweep her off her feet, maybe try spending some time learning what she finds romantic, and make a gesture like that.
#9 - empithree (03/18/2013) [-]
i don't know that feel.
#90 - BillyMaaze (03/19/2013) [-]
IF ONLY I HAD A FEMALE TO DO THAT TO.
#102 to #90 - kingoflulzfool (03/19/2013) [-]
COCAINE!!!
COCAINE!!!
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#85 - mkchillin (03/19/2013) [-]
i dun no that fel
+5
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User avatar #152 - muchasmarcos (03/19/2013) [-]
Disregard females, acuire curency.
User avatar #38 - phoenix grinder (03/18/2013) [-]
and I realize I haven't heard Brown Eyed Girl in a while
#112 - darkjoker (03/19/2013) [-]
what he should do


what he should do
User avatar #17 - hilariousrubbish (03/18/2013) [-]
Reminds me of 99% of my relationships
#117 to #17 - restart (03/19/2013) [-]
silly you, dating you hand is not a relationship.
User avatar #25 to #17 - astraea (03/18/2013) [-]
yeah i know my dick can be hard sometimes too
#177 - DrollHumor (03/19/2013) [-]
Well, words are cheap. And I don't mean buy her something shiny. It's just that there are a lot of assholes out there that ruin sweet words by using them as lies so a girl can't let herself swoon over everything that comes out of your mouth.

Actions speak louder than words! Show her that you love her. The guy in the movie the comic girl is pointing at is probably doing something wonderful to court his girl. Hell, just think old cheesey movies where the guy plays the girl a song on his guitar, or is standing outside her window with a boombox or writes her a love letter. Those things are sweet, but not so easy to figure out, which is why assholes don't expend that sort of energy on girls they don't really love making it easily seem a lot more genuine than just saying something that only takes a breath.

tl;dr : Find out what your girl likes, and do it for her. Doesn't have to involve money, just a genuine desire to make her happy.
#180 to #177 - craazhy (03/19/2013) [-]
the internet's face when an intelligent woman invades the predominantly male corner of the internet and uses book-learnin' words at it
the internet's face when an intelligent woman invades the predominantly male corner of the internet and uses book-learnin' words at it
#181 to #180 - DrollHumor (03/19/2013) [-]
I know. But for the few that will benefit from this knowledge, it will be worth it.
User avatar #48 - jacklane (03/19/2013) [-]
Going through a divorce. Wife took baby and ran off o Sacramento.

Got a German Shepherd. My dog will never betray me.

Don't ever get married. Never have a baby. Never date. Get a dog and be happy. You will never fight with your dog. They will always love you.
User avatar #66 to #48 - zorororonoa (03/19/2013) [-]
I ain't gonna have sex with my dog
#69 to #66 - icecreamonnips (03/19/2013) [-]
well why the 			****		 not?
well why the **** not?
User avatar #101 to #69 - jacklane (03/19/2013) [-]
your gif had me ****** rollin!
User avatar #56 to #48 - reginleif (03/19/2013) [-]
I don't blame her dude,

Have you seen Sacramento?

He lifts.
User avatar #100 to #56 - jacklane (03/19/2013) [-]
Meg is right, Sac is an armpit
User avatar #103 to #100 - reginleif (03/19/2013) [-]
Compared to what exactly though?

Sac> most cities in US.

If you were to compare Sac to LA or SF I'd agree though.
User avatar #104 to #103 - jacklane (03/19/2013) [-]
Sac is quite frequently referred to as "the armpit of the west"
User avatar #105 to #104 - reginleif (03/19/2013) [-]
I've only heard that in reference to my hometown of Stockton.

"Armpit of the Delta".

Where do you live ?
User avatar #107 to #105 - jacklane (03/19/2013) [-]
Riverside. Home of all mentally unstable lesbians.
User avatar #108 to #107 - reginleif (03/19/2013) [-]
Been there, nice place.... good food.
User avatar #109 to #108 - jacklane (03/19/2013) [-]
Specifically Beaumont. Full of richie riches in their ticky tacky houses.. full of ticky tacky.....
#82 to #56 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
aint a nice place...last time I was there I swear I saw a daytime hooker. some real old skank-lookin lady not wearing pants, just pantyhose...

if it weren't for the pizza hut..though there is one in vacaville too...oh that's hardly better.
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