News Flash. .. Because as a male I could never spend a load of money on expensive cars/bikes, real nice city penthouse apartments, beer, vodka, junk food, hookers, really expe News Flash Because as a male I could never spend load of money on expensive cars/bikes real nice city penthouse apartments beer vodka junk food hookers really expe
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#12 - peggscott
Reply +74
(03/18/2013) [-]
Because as a male I could never spend a **** load of money on expensive cars/bikes, real nice city penthouse apartments, beer, vodka, junk food, hookers, really expensive tailored suits and fine dinning... and what ever else took my fancy??
#82 to #12 - dktdkt
Reply +3
(03/19/2013) [-]
Eventually you will get tired of it. But a woman will never get tired to spending money, especially on shopping.
#125 to #82 - peggscott
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
I would love to have the opportunity to prove you wrong!!... Even if I proved you right I would still be wrong in a aston martin...
#121 to #82 - anon
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(03/19/2013) [-]
i'd never get tired of alcohol.
#13 - nooneofinterest
Reply +40
(03/18/2013) [-]
Stupid gays and their trouble free lives
#59 to #13 - coolioplasm
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#84 to #59 - anon
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
you must be a ******* homophob you ******* cunt
#42 to #13 - anon
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(03/19/2013) [-]
How dare you insult gay people. Fuking homophobe.
I thought FJ was a pro gay site.

I guess there are still a couple christian homophobes around here. ******* asshole.
#62 to #42 - nooneofinterest
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
"Christian homophobes"
For all you know I'm a gay Muslim
#57 to #42 - isausernameiswear
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
********; *pro-gay; Also, shut the hell up, Meg.
#73 to #57 - anon
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
what you ******* anti gay too?
You're just jealous lesbians get more pussy then you.
******* asshole
#79 to #73 - nickypickle
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
4/10
#83 to #79 - anon
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
you think this is a mother ******* game?
don't try to talk your way out of this one with the "hur dur" 2/10 hurr hur obvoius troll iz obvoius..."

people like you make me sick.
how can you live with yourself?
#56 to #42 - thezillis
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
He was clearly joking
#60 to #56 - coolioplasm
Reply +2
(03/19/2013) [-]
He was clearly joking.
#64 to #60 - thezillis
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Yeah I realized that just after I posted my comment.
I'm dumb.
#16 - weenieandthebutt
Reply +23
(03/18/2013) [-]
Hmmm what about a Jewish woman?
#38 to #16 - anon
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
Well then you got a different sort of problem. Finding a bigger oven.
#55 to #38 - thezillis
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(03/19/2013) [-]
#76 to #16 - Tenxseiga
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(03/19/2013) [-]
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#20 to #16 - taintedangel
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(03/18/2013) [-]
#36 - DarkDragonBlade
Reply +17
(03/19/2013) [-]
#17 - likeabossmuch
Reply +15
(03/18/2013) [-]
honestly i could spend just as much money as a woman could. maybe even more.
#29 - critique
Reply +14
(03/19/2013) [-]
On an unlimited budget, anybody would go buy a ton of **** they don't need.
On an unlimited budget, anybody would go buy a ton of **** they don't need.
#102 to #29 - daentraya
Reply +1
(03/19/2013) [-]
I would buy every single item from thinkgeek and a house to keep the stuff in
#103 to #102 - critique
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
Or you could just buy out thinkgeek and claim it as your own.

Personally I'd buy the rights to all of my favorite franchises.
#105 to #103 - daentraya
Reply +1
(03/19/2013) [-]
I think the benevolent nerds of thinkgeek are doing well enough at keeping it. I'd simply make sure to fund them, as with google if thats even needed, and overblow the project to decrease world suck, and make sure that people makes ******* of awesome projects
#91 - goobdol
Reply +13
(03/19/2013) [-]
I'm not sure that I would be reliable with infinite monies either. I could buy lots of porn.


Lots.
#85 - dragonbornenigma
Reply +13
(03/19/2013) [-]
I'd buy all the meme sites and close them making funny junk the dominant.
then I'd invest in eye patches.
#113 to #85 - Uthly
Reply +1
(03/19/2013) [-]
>Talks about making Funnyjunk dominant
>Banana for scale

Oh you~
#78 - biblioklept
Reply +13
(03/19/2013) [-]
I don't think it's just women. If anyone were given an infinite amount of money that may or may not be for a finite period of time, they would spend that ****.
#81 to #78 - thefuzzywalrus
Reply +11
(03/19/2013) [-]
..... lol id buy everything in gamestop..... every... thing
#118 to #81 - mariox
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
Then sell it back to them for $14
#127 to #118 - thefuzzywalrus
Reply 0
(03/25/2013) [-]
lol yeah all 4,832 games for $14
#90 - Soilwork
Reply +12
(03/19/2013) [-]
This just in:

One day a secretary busrt into the manager's office and complained about being sexually harrassed.
"What on earth did he do you?" asked the manager.
"It's not what he did," cried the woman, "It's what he said."
"What did he say to you?" asked the manager.
"He told me that my hair smelt nice." replied the woman.
"And what's wrong with a man telling you that your hair smells nice?" asked the manager, confused.
"Well," replied the woman, "He's a midget!"