News Flash. .. Because as a male I could never spend a load of money on expensive cars/bikes, real nice city penthouse apartments, beer, vodka, junk food, hookers, really expe
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#12 - peggscott (03/18/2013) [-]
Because as a male I could never spend a **** load of money on expensive cars/bikes, real nice city penthouse apartments, beer, vodka, junk food, hookers, really expensive tailored suits and fine dinning... and what ever else took my fancy??
#82 to #12 - dktdkt (03/19/2013) [-]
Eventually you will get tired of it. But a woman will never get tired to spending money, especially on shopping.
User avatar #125 to #82 - peggscott (03/19/2013) [-]
I would love to have the opportunity to prove you wrong!!... Even if I proved you right I would still be wrong in a aston martin...
#121 to #82 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
i'd never get tired of alcohol.
#29 - critique (03/19/2013) [-]
On an unlimited budget, anybody would go buy a ton of 			****		 they don't need.
On an unlimited budget, anybody would go buy a ton of **** they don't need.
User avatar #102 to #29 - daentraya (03/19/2013) [-]
I would buy every single item from thinkgeek and a house to keep the stuff in
User avatar #103 to #102 - critique (03/19/2013) [-]
Or you could just buy out thinkgeek and claim it as your own.

Personally I'd buy the rights to all of my favorite franchises.
User avatar #105 to #103 - daentraya (03/19/2013) [-]
I think the benevolent nerds of thinkgeek are doing well enough at keeping it. I'd simply make sure to fund them, as with google if thats even needed, and overblow the project to decrease world suck, and make sure that people makes ******* of awesome projects
#91 - goobdol (03/19/2013) [-]
I'm not sure that I would be reliable with infinite monies either. I could buy lots of porn.


Lots.
#78 - biblioklept (03/19/2013) [-]
I don't think it's just women. If anyone were given an infinite amount of money that may or may not be for a finite period of time, they would spend that **** .
User avatar #81 to #78 - thefuzzywalrus (03/19/2013) [-]
..... lol id buy everything in gamestop..... every... thing
User avatar #118 to #81 - mariox ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Then sell it back to them for $14
User avatar #127 to #118 - thefuzzywalrus (03/25/2013) [-]
lol yeah all 4,832 games for $14
User avatar #16 - weenieandthebutt (03/18/2013) [-]
Hmmm what about a Jewish woman?
#38 to #16 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
Well then you got a different sort of problem. Finding a bigger oven.
#13 - nooneofinterest (03/18/2013) [-]
Stupid gays and their trouble free lives
#42 to #13 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
How dare you insult gay people. Fuking homophobe.
I thought FJ was a pro gay site.

I guess there are still a couple christian homophobes around here. ******* asshole.
User avatar #62 to #42 - nooneofinterest (03/19/2013) [-]
"Christian homophobes"
For all you know I'm a gay Muslim
User avatar #57 to #42 - isausernameiswear (03/19/2013) [-]
* ******* ; *pro-gay; Also, shut the hell up, Meg.
#73 to #57 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
what you ******* anti gay too?
You're just jealous lesbians get more pussy then you.
******* asshole
User avatar #79 to #73 - nickypickle (03/19/2013) [-]
4/10
#83 to #79 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
you think this is a mother ******* game?
don't try to talk your way out of this one with the "hur dur" 2/10 hurr hur obvoius troll iz obvoius..."

people like you make me sick.
how can you live with yourself?
#56 to #42 - thezillis (03/19/2013) [-]
He was clearly joking
User avatar #60 to #56 - coolioplasm (03/19/2013) [-]
He was clearly joking.
User avatar #64 to #60 - thezillis (03/19/2013) [-]
Yeah I realized that just after I posted my comment.
I'm dumb.
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#84 to #59 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
you must be a ******* homophob you ******* cunt
#17 - likeabossmuch (03/18/2013) [-]
honestly i could spend just as much money as a woman could. maybe even more.
#66 - pfccross ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
#85 - dragonbornenigma (03/19/2013) [-]
I'd buy all the meme sites and close them making funny junk the dominant.
then I'd invest in eye patches.
#113 to #85 - Uthly (03/19/2013) [-]
>Talks about making Funnyjunk dominant
>Banana for scale

Oh you~
#7 to #5 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
**** you !
#90 - Soilwork (03/19/2013) [-]
This just in:

One day a secretary busrt into the manager's office and complained about being sexually harrassed.
"What on earth did he do you?" asked the manager.
"It's not what he did," cried the woman, "It's what he said."
"What did he say to you?" asked the manager.
"He told me that my hair smelt nice." replied the woman.
"And what's wrong with a man telling you that your hair smells nice?" asked the manager, confused.
"Well," replied the woman, "He's a midget!"
#63 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
sexist? no.

stereotypical maybe based on bias.

simply put, anyone would spend all the money
#68 to #63 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
i wount dumbass
User avatar #111 to #68 - garaichu ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Shut up, Meg.
#8 - reborned (03/18/2013) [-]
Anybody?
#23 - tocoolforyouinajar (03/18/2013) [-]
Anyone who had the capability to spend as much money as they wanted would max out if there was a limit.
Anyone who had the capability to spend as much money as they wanted would max out if there was a limit.
#116 - GmCity (03/19/2013) [-]
Darling, lets go shopping.
#122 to #116 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
do you know from whitch show is this ?
a bit of fry and laurie?
User avatar #123 to #122 - lordlolland (03/19/2013) [-]
Blackadder goes forth
#24 - TehFunnyMan (03/18/2013) [-]
If anyone would like to bring back the Muppet News Flash and make it a thing again, I am ENTIRELY okay with it.
If anyone would like to bring back the Muppet News Flash and make it a thing again, I am ENTIRELY okay with it.
#47 - mugigs (03/19/2013) [-]
who the **** wouldn't buy as much **** as they want if given that opportunity?
User avatar #67 to #47 - fukkentyranitar (03/19/2013) [-]
Me. I hated being pampered or being given **** in general. I enjoy the satisfaction of working and receiving rewards.
#58 to #47 - captnpl ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Anyone that knows **** about personal finance. After the experiment ended the taxes and insurance would drive you bankrupt in ten minutes.
#70 to #58 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
Yea, I still don't understand how some people who win the lottery go bankrupt within a couple years though. If I had even 1 million dollars I'd be ****** set. Buy a semi-decent house, a fairly nice car, and whatever else I wanted, and I'd still have easily 3/4 of the money.
#72 to #70 - captnpl ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
It's not that surprising to me, playing the lottery is a pretty clear sign that you don't know how to budget.
User avatar #101 to #70 - zorororonoa (03/19/2013) [-]
It is because they aren't used to having that much money. They probably thought the same thing as you. "I would be set, I'd never spend it so frivolously." You don't think you will, but you do anyway.
User avatar #88 to #70 - pixy (03/19/2013) [-]
It's because people don't think "Hey 1million isn't even enough to retire on" they think "Now I can buy that half-a-million dollar house! Who cares about property tax and insurance and the prices of the surrounding area, Ima get a car too!!" Or just goof somehow..
User avatar #71 to #70 - alfredtheweak (03/19/2013) [-]
I don't think you understand how far $1,000,000 doesn't go. Plus, like captnpl said, it's the insurance that kills.
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User avatar #99 - thisusernameisalie (03/19/2013) [-]
I would probably buy stocks in a successful business.


And, of course, games.
User avatar #100 - zorororonoa (03/19/2013) [-]
If men were able to participate in an experiment where they can spend as much money as they want, then you can bet your left ass cheek they would be just as bad. And this is coming from a man who would probably be just as bad
User avatar #104 to #100 - ludislavonac (03/19/2013) [-]
You're probably right, though we wouldn't spend it on more trivial things like expensive handbags, make up and such... We'd probably go for a new car, various gadgets, clothes etc, in the end we would spend even more
User avatar #106 to #104 - zorororonoa (03/19/2013) [-]
It doesn't really matter what we spend it on. Also, it's a little unfair to call that stuff trivial. To many women, video games and stuff we like probably seem pretty trivial too. That what they enjoy, why do we get to call it a waste of money?
User avatar #107 to #106 - unbelievable (03/19/2013) [-]
Video games stimulate our intellect, and require thinking. Owning a handbag doesn't.
#110 to #107 - garaichu ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Owning a handbag makes it easier to carry stuff around.
#112 to #104 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
you're retarded and narrow-minded
User avatar #115 to #100 - iliekbats (03/19/2013) [-]
yeah, but unless you whore yourself out to a rich woman or go gay for a rich dude, you would probably be spending your OWN money, UNLIKE women.
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