Let me love you!. .. okay but what do I do with the bodies
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User avatar #19 - friednazi (03/19/2013) [-]
okay but what do I do with the bodies
User avatar #5 - evilanakie (03/18/2013) [-]
if you had one for japanese
oh ****

**** THIS KANJI ****
User avatar #8 to #5 - mattseven (03/18/2013) [-]
Hiragana and Katakana are easy as ****
Kanji is kinda hard though
User avatar #9 to #5 - maskedguardianmkii (03/18/2013) [-]
That's because there's no real "formula" for Kanji. And agreed, Kanji is the speed bump in my reading still.
#10 to #9 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
There sort of is. Every kanji (except the simplest ones) is just several smaller kanji stuck together. Use remembering the kanji, kanjidamage, or some other system that teaches with the radicals. It'll make it easier. Also, google anki.
User avatar #11 to #10 - maskedguardianmkii (03/18/2013) [-]
Ah, that is actually very helpful to know. Thanks!
#12 to #11 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
You're quite welcome sir. Enjoy your sudden explosion of literacy.
#13 to #12 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, I should warn you though. Remembering the Kanji doesn't teach you the actual readings, just the symbols. You'll still have to learn them after you're done with it, but you won't have to worry about forgetting them or mixing up similar ones anymore.
User avatar #33 to #5 - jamesrustler (03/19/2013) [-]
My girlfriend does Japanese

It actually hurts my head imagining what a pain it would be to learn all of the Kanji and correct grammar.

She also told me today that the Japanese word for 'Sperm' uses the Kanji for 'Girl'... We lol'd
User avatar #37 to #33 - churrundo (03/19/2013) [-]
I lol'd when I learned that the word for testicles uses "gold" and "ball": Kintama
User avatar #45 to #37 - vatra (07/12/2013) [-]
And their slang for testicles translates as: golden balls.
User avatar #46 to #45 - churrundo (07/12/2013) [-]
not the slang, the actual word
User avatar #47 to #46 - vatra (07/12/2013) [-]
No, the actual and the slang are very close, their word for testicles is "golden balls" as one word. Their slang is "golden balls" as two words. This is extremely difficult to explain in english..
User avatar #48 to #47 - churrundo (07/12/2013) [-]
But I get it, I think. You say it's the kun yomi of both, instead of the on yomi. right? I don't know them though.
User avatar #49 to #48 - vatra (07/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, you get it.
#7 to #5 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
Do you even Heisig?
User avatar #22 to #5 - teentitansdreamer (03/19/2013) [-]
Totally. I never took Japanese (as much as I wanted to), but when I was in Japan, I was able to read the kanji because I can read Chinese. Yay! 8D
#16 to #5 - Willhelm (03/19/2013) [-]
jesus christ. I'm just finishing up the dakuon. Gonna get started on katakana pretty soon. Kanji scares the piss out of me.   
jesus christ. I'm just finishing up the dakuon. Gonna get started on katakana pretty soon. Kanji scares the piss out of me.

User avatar #18 to #16 - evilanakie (03/19/2013) [-]
katakana is easyer than hiragana but that kanji cunt **** *****
**** it
in the ass
User avatar #38 to #18 - churrundo (03/19/2013) [-]
I don't know why I haven't finished learning Katakana, but I'm owning Hiragana
User avatar #17 to #16 - evilanakie (03/19/2013) [-]
you poor cunt
User avatar #27 - evanomicfour (03/19/2013) [-]
Totally did not understand, somehow ended up with a rattlesnake bite and two dead prostitutes. They were dead before I attempted this, but that's besides the point.
#3 - namesnshit (03/18/2013) [-]
pronunciations are so wrong. the history of our language? wrong.
you don't even have the entire alphabet, you tard. you're missing so many.

source? guess
#20 to #3 - houseofbrick (03/19/2013) [-]
are his pronunciations maybe accurate towards a particular accent? I'd like to hope I could sound out and learn basic Korean from a single internet picture

it'd make me sad if that weren't true.
User avatar #21 to #20 - teentitansdreamer (03/19/2013) [-]
They're not all completely wrong. There are sounds between which Koreans distinguish that have no set distinctions in English. That, I think, makes it more difficult to teach reading Korean in a post like this. I thought it was pretty clever, and not bad at all. You can at least start off with this and then take more formal classes to get distinctions just right. Learn, houseofbrick! Keep your will to learn, and use any resource you can!
#42 to #20 - namesnshit (03/19/2013) [-]
yeah. i'm just being a dick. you cant expect a person to speak a second language with a perfect accent with minimal learning/practice.
User avatar #24 to #3 - winglee (03/19/2013) [-]
They are not wrong, actually it is very close. The consonants given are just the basic ones. If the source of the missing letters is in the flag, I'm afraid you are wrong, that is I-Ching trigrams which are CHINESE.
#41 to #24 - namesnshit (03/19/2013) [-]
i have no idea what you are talking about...what's missing is some of the alphabet. also, if you're talking about the sticks on the corners of the flag it's:

heaven water
fire earth
and the center is supposed to be yin yang or the sun and the ocean
User avatar #43 to #41 - winglee (03/19/2013) [-]
I know about the sticks, they are part of the I-Ching trigrams. There are 8 of them.
#26 to #24 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
It's the flag of South Korea, I think he was trying to say the source is that he's Korean.
User avatar #28 to #26 - winglee (03/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 to #3 - shagtastic (03/18/2013) [-]
It isn't supposed to be accurate. It's just a joke.
User avatar #4 to #3 - evilanakie (03/18/2013) [-]
#14 - rprol ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
I'm sure this was very helpful but I simply can't summon the energy to learn.
#23 - LeviV (03/19/2013) [-]
Instructions were not clear. Dick got caught in my disk drive.
User avatar #34 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (03/19/2013) [-]
I got lost around the vowels.. Now I'm in canada... its cold :(
#2 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
Very interesting.
User avatar #1 - vatra (03/18/2013) [-]
Holy **** .
User avatar #15 - ILoveFurries (03/19/2013) [-]
I don't understand the directions.

Somehow, my dick ended up in the washing machine.
#31 - thesoulless ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Instructions not clear enough, got dick caught in ceiling fan.
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User avatar #30 - animalsgreenberet (03/19/2013) [-]
my dick is now in korea. i'm not sure what happened.
User avatar #39 - roflnaut (03/19/2013) [-]
I think this has inspired me to completely learn Korean, seeing how this is how the basics work.
#32 - snaresinger (03/19/2013) [-]
#29 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
because learning is so much fun
i waited for the pun
but there was no one
eat **** and die
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