I'm probably too late now. Not mine. American excuse to drink St. Patrick' s Day Var“ Irish excuse to drink. that's not true they drink at night too. drinking irish
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#11 - selfdenyingbeggar
Reply +158
(03/18/2013) [-]
that's not true


they drink at night too.
#131 to #11 - djaycify
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(03/19/2013) [-]
That's a win comment in my book.   
   
*pic related for white rich kids*
That's a win comment in my book.

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#19 - slaggadagga
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(03/18/2013) [-]
#16 - pulpunderground
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(03/18/2013) [-]
>needs an excuse to drink
#48 - tomthehippie
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(03/18/2013) [-]
I'll probably be redthumbed, but Irish joke!

How many beers does it take to get an Irishman drunk?







How many do you have?
#58 to #48 - mrnoodlez
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Patrick O'Malley hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" - and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night.

In bed later that night, he told his wife: "Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, Paddy, what was your toast?"

So he told her: "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh," she said, "that is very nice, dear."

The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy's drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said: "Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?"

She replied: "Aye - and I was a bit surprised. Till now, he's only been down there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".
#60 to #58 - tomthehippie
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(03/19/2013) [-]
I LOVE IT!
#24 - jjvoodoo
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(03/18/2013) [-]
you guys call wearing green and drinking st.paddys day people in wisconsin call it sunday
#89 to #24 - ChristopherLloyd
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Go Bears
im so sorry
#71 to #24 - eminempackerfan
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(03/19/2013) [-]
**** yeah Wisconsin
#75 to #71 - jjvoodoo
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(03/19/2013) [-]
wisconsin state best state, where from the frozen north are you?
#149 to #75 - eminempackerfan
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(03/20/2013) [-]
im from the La Crosse area
#150 to #149 - jjvoodoo
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(03/20/2013) [-]
im from eau clare
#83 to #24 - magikarpforlife
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(03/19/2013) [-]
what if they play on monday?
#59 - fallnsoul
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(03/19/2013) [-]
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#23 - cptsweatpants
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(03/18/2013) [-]
here in czech republic we don't need no excuses, beer is cheaper than water around these places
#25 to #23 - caesarslegion
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(03/18/2013) [-]
Cause that wasn't the joke or anything like that.
#27 to #25 - cptsweatpants
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(03/18/2013) [-]
the content clearly states that the irish excuse to drink is day, so they don't probably even drink at night! (seriously dude, go on craigslist and exchange some of your stupidity for a sense of humor)
the content clearly states that the irish excuse to drink is day, so they don't probably even drink at night! (seriously dude, go on craigslist and exchange some of your stupidity for a sense of humor)
#28 to #27 - caesarslegion
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(03/18/2013) [-]
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#38 to #28 - cptsweatpants
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(03/18/2013) [-]
#41 to #23 - anon
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(03/18/2013) [-]
you should check the bear from Romania, perfect taste and it costs about 12 "koruna"
#47 to #41 - cptsweatpants
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(03/18/2013) [-]
nothing beats the czech one, maybe that;s cause we freaking invented it
#42 - studbeefpile
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(03/18/2013) [-]
#49 to #42 - anon
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(03/18/2013) [-]
Christmas in Ireland is the largest celebration of the year[citation needed] and lasts from December 24 to January 6,[citation needed] although December 8 is traditionally viewed as the start of Christmas[citation needed] with many putting up their decorations and Christmas trees, along with doing their Christmas shopping. Irish Christmas traditions are similar to those in most Western countries.[citation needed]
#68 - pineapplepeople
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(03/19/2013) [-]
That's offensive. They drink at night too.
#78 to #68 - anon
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Oh, good job. You copy pasted top comment, you must be so proud of yourself.
#134 to #78 - therobsorensen
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Shut up Meg. Its not like its impossible for two people to have the same Idea, and you want him to read every single comment? Go away.
#87 to #78 - pineapplepeople
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Was this top comment? Never scrolled down. Sorry.
#44 - itwontwork
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(03/18/2013) [-]
Ok im Irish and i do get butthurt over other people celebrating our only popular holiday, but this is sooooo correctly placed
#45 to #44 - redeadhunter
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(03/18/2013) [-]
Why does that make you butthurt, just out of curiosity?
#46 to #45 - itwontwork
Reply -4
(03/18/2013) [-]
<---- what does this have to do with anything