I'm probably too late now. Not mine. American excuse to drink St. Patrick' s Day Var“ Irish excuse to drink. that's not true they drink at night too. drinking irish
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#16 - pulpunderground ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
>needs an excuse to drink
#11 - selfdenyingbeggar (03/18/2013) [-]
that's not true


they drink at night too.
#131 to #11 - djaycify (03/19/2013) [-]
That's a win comment in my book.   
   
*pic related for white rich kids*
That's a win comment in my book.

*pic related for white rich kids*
#48 - tomthehippie (03/18/2013) [-]
I'll probably be redthumbed, but Irish joke!

How many beers does it take to get an Irishman drunk?







How many do you have?
User avatar #58 to #48 - mrnoodlez (03/19/2013) [-]
Patrick O'Malley hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" - and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night.

In bed later that night, he told his wife: "Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, Paddy, what was your toast?"

So he told her: "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh," she said, "that is very nice, dear."

The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy's drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said: "Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?"

She replied: "Aye - and I was a bit surprised. Till now, he's only been down there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".
#60 to #58 - tomthehippie (03/19/2013) [-]
I LOVE IT!
#59 - fallnsoul (03/19/2013) [-]
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#49 to #42 - Rascal (03/18/2013) [-]
Christmas in Ireland is the largest celebration of the year[citation needed] and lasts from December 24 to January 6,[citation needed] although December 8 is traditionally viewed as the start of Christmas[citation needed] with many putting up their decorations and Christmas trees, along with doing their Christmas shopping. Irish Christmas traditions are similar to those in most Western countries.[citation needed]
#24 - jjvoodoo (03/18/2013) [-]
you guys call wearing green and drinking st.paddys day people in wisconsin call it sunday
User avatar #83 to #24 - magikarpforlife (03/19/2013) [-]
what if they play on monday?
#89 to #24 - ChristopherLloyd (03/19/2013) [-]
Go Bears
im so sorry
#71 to #24 - eminempackerfan (03/19/2013) [-]
**** yeah Wisconsin
User avatar #75 to #71 - jjvoodoo (03/19/2013) [-]
wisconsin state best state, where from the frozen north are you?
User avatar #149 to #75 - eminempackerfan (03/20/2013) [-]
im from the La Crosse area
User avatar #150 to #149 - jjvoodoo (03/20/2013) [-]
im from eau clare
#23 - cptsweatpants (03/18/2013) [-]
here in czech republic we don't need no excuses, beer is cheaper than water around these places
User avatar #25 to #23 - caesarslegion (03/18/2013) [-]
Cause that wasn't the joke or anything like that.
#27 to #25 - cptsweatpants (03/18/2013) [-]
the content clearly states that the irish excuse to drink is day, so they don't probably even drink at night! (seriously dude, go on craigslist and exchange some of your stupidity for a sense of humor)
the content clearly states that the irish excuse to drink is day, so they don't probably even drink at night! (seriously dude, go on craigslist and exchange some of your stupidity for a sense of humor)
#41 to #23 - Rascal (03/18/2013) [-]
you should check the bear from Romania, perfect taste and it costs about 12 "koruna"
User avatar #47 to #41 - cptsweatpants (03/18/2013) [-]
nothing beats the czech one, maybe that;s cause we freaking invented it
#55 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (03/19/2013) [-]
To celebrate St. Patricks day, my stepmom got drunk and played WoW!

Everyday is St Patrick's Day for my stepmom
#40 - skysailor ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
**skysailor rolled a random image posted in comment #24501 at Drawing & Art - drawing games, drawing online, how to draw, drawing lessons online ** My reason to drink
#129 to #40 - biblioklept (03/19/2013) [-]
Is it just me or is that picture being rolled a lot?
Is it just me or is that picture being rolled a lot?
#81 to #40 - Rascal (03/19/2013) [-]
Being with Murdoc for more than five minutes makes everyone want to drink.
User avatar #86 to #81 - elmarcocfc (03/19/2013) [-]
Pretty much.
#68 - pineapplepeople (03/19/2013) [-]
That's offensive. They drink at night too.
#78 to #68 - Rascal (03/19/2013) [-]
Oh, good job. You copy pasted top comment, you must be so proud of yourself.
#134 to #78 - therobsorensen (03/19/2013) [-]
Shut up Meg. Its not like its impossible for two people to have the same Idea, and you want him to read every single comment? Go away.
#87 to #78 - pineapplepeople (03/19/2013) [-]
Was this top comment? Never scrolled down. Sorry.
#96 - mrcrowleysr (03/19/2013) [-]
I still don't get why the bartender wanted to punch me when I ordered an Irish car bomb when I went to ireland last december
User avatar #57 - MichaelDoritos (03/19/2013) [-]
Irish people don't need an excuse.

They're Irish, that should be enough.
User avatar #52 - tomhefailin (03/18/2013) [-]
we typically drink at night actually.
User avatar #53 to #52 - tylertuesday (03/18/2013) [-]
cool.
User avatar #54 to #53 - tomhefailin (03/18/2013) [-]
happy sixth comment of all time!
User avatar #56 to #54 - tylertuesday (03/19/2013) [-]
actually it was my 8th but thank you
#33 - Rascal (03/18/2013) [-]
if the world isn't fuzzy, you need to drink.
User avatar #32 - oottovann (03/18/2013) [-]
The Irish:

We don't drink because we want to, we drink because we have to.
#136 - navestotwo (03/19/2013) [-]
that is true...
+1
#51 - bcausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #5 - gayboard (03/18/2013) [-]
Anybody know any good brands of vodka?
User avatar #9 to #5 - odonnell (03/18/2013) [-]
I like Smirnoff the best. But any is good excluding the cheap **** that clubs sell, thats about £5 per ltr and they charge you 1.50£ for half a glass.
#12 to #5 - firesky (03/18/2013) [-]
I'd always go with Stolichnaya or Русский стандарт
#34 to #5 - enialis (03/18/2013) [-]
Finlandia is a good one which it's not very well known, so it's cheap.
Standard is also good and not very expensive.
Here in Spain shops normally sell Absolut (14€), Smirnoff(10€), Eristoff(10€) and Moskovskaya(12€), I usually buy one that costs 4€ (5$) only produced here, which is ******* **** , but it's cheap and you won't have a hangover next morning.
But if you want to drink without mixing, wel prepare to spend over 30$ or 40$. They already named some here, such as grey goose, v40... There are some that even have gold, and you literally are drinking vodka with gold.
The other day I tasted marusya and I would recommend, it seems to be a rather cheap vodka and it was just like water.
tl;dr : DRINK VODKA.
#61 to #34 - Rascal (03/19/2013) [-]
Mercadona FTW
#50 to #5 - tomthehippie (03/18/2013) [-]
If you can, New Amsterdam. Its ******* good.
User avatar #30 to #5 - lordbyronxiv ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
grey goose
User avatar #8 to #5 - peggscott (03/18/2013) [-]
All of them
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