I'm probably too late now. Not mine. American excuse to drink St. Patrick' s Day Var“ Irish excuse to drink. that's not true they drink at night too.
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I'm probably too late now

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American excuse to drink
St. Patrick' s Day
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Irish excuse to drink
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Submitted: 03/18/2013
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#11 - selfdenyingbeggar (03/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
that's not true


they drink at night too.
#3 - ifuckedyou (03/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#16 - pulpunderground (03/18/2013) [-]
>needs an excuse to drink
#48 - tomthehippie ONLINE (03/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'll probably be redthumbed, but Irish joke!

How many beers does it take to get an Irishman drunk?







How many do you have?
User avatar #58 to #48 - mrnoodlez (03/19/2013) [-]
Patrick O'Malley hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" - and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night.

In bed later that night, he told his wife: "Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, Paddy, what was your toast?"

So he told her: "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh," she said, "that is very nice, dear."

The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy's drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said: "Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?"

She replied: "Aye - and I was a bit surprised. Till now, he's only been down there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".
#13 - anonymous (03/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Why the hell do Americans bother celebrating an Irish holiday anyway
User avatar #15 to #13 - evilmagic (03/18/2013) [-]
Its almost as if the point of America was for many different people of different cultures to live together and all be successful, each with their own beliefs. So thats why, when Irish people moved here way back when, they didn't just decide to be all "Nah man, fuck all of our traditions, we are Americans now!"
#24 - jjvoodoo (03/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
you guys call wearing green and drinking st.paddys day people in wisconsin call it sunday
#59 - fallnsoul (03/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - ningyoaijin (03/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The rest of the UK has the same attitude as the Americans on St. Paddy's day. The only difference is that we drink lager, not piss.
#35 to #18 - anonymous (03/18/2013) [-]
I bet it's to make up for your shitty-tasteless food.
If everything I ate tasted like stale bread, I'd be drinking too.
#23 - cptsweatpants (03/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
here in czech republic we don't need no excuses, beer is cheaper than water around these places
#42 - studbeefpile (03/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#68 - pineapplepeople ONLINE (03/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That's offensive. They drink at night too.
User avatar #44 - itwontwork (03/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Ok im Irish and i do get butthurt over other people celebrating our only popular holiday, but this is sooooo correctly placed
User avatar #45 to #44 - redeadhunter (03/18/2013) [-]
Why does that make you butthurt, just out of curiosity?
User avatar #5 - gayboard (03/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Anybody know any good brands of vodka?
User avatar #8 to #5 - peggscott (03/18/2013) [-]
All of them
#66 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
This holiday is stupid. Why can't there just be a holiday that is about drinking adding a specific color to wear just makes it completely fucking ignorant, Why wear green on a certain day when you can wear it anytime or any day? and if you're gonna drink which you most likely will, Why make it a holiday?
#72 to #66 - Logicaltightrope (03/19/2013) [-]
Never ask why.  Always ask why not.
Never ask why. Always ask why not.
#55 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (03/19/2013) [-]
To celebrate St. Patricks day, my stepmom got drunk and played WoW!

Everyday is St Patrick's Day for my stepmom
#40 - skysailor ONLINE (03/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #52 - tomhefailin (03/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
we typically drink at night actually.
#33 - anonymous (03/18/2013) [-]
if the world isn't fuzzy, you need to drink.
User avatar #32 - oottovann (03/18/2013) [-]
The Irish:

We don't drink because we want to, we drink because we have to.
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