shit. dont look at the tags.. This doesn't even warrant a pun. What kind of sick bastard keeps pictures of on their phone? i Trusted You
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#1 - creosote
Reply +170
(03/18/2013) [-]
This doesn't even warrant a pun. What kind of sick bastard keeps pictures of **** on their phone?
This doesn't even warrant a pun. What kind of sick bastard keeps pictures of **** on their phone?
#2 to #1 - anon
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(03/18/2013) [-]
You sound like you're in a ****** mood.
#5 to #2 - tarantallegra
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(03/18/2013) [-]
reminded me of a conversation I had with a friend of mine once.
"Sup? You sound lie you're in a_ crappy_ mood..."
"Yeah, girlfriend just dumped me"
"Aw man, that sounds ******"
"Yeah, now I'm pretty pooped"
#67 to #2 - raigen
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(03/19/2013) [-]
[normal][normal]Carrlooooos!
#6 to #1 - anon
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(03/18/2013) [-]
who doesnt? its an accomplishment
#12 to #1 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
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(03/18/2013) [-]
A scat fetishist?
#31 to #1 - errdayimfjing
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(03/18/2013) [-]
Artists
#73 to #1 - theswede
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(03/19/2013) [-]
I guess I am a sick bastard then
#15 to #1 - elmagicalcat
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(03/18/2013) [-]
I added this post to my favourites just for that comment. Thank you good sir.
I added this post to my favourites just for that comment. Thank you good sir.
#57 to #1 - creosote
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(03/18/2013) [-]
**creosote rolled a random image posted in comment #1176780 at Friendly ** Seeing as I'm at college, I have no reaction image that could possibly indicate how surprised I was to see this with so many thumbs... Hopefully this will do.
#68 to #57 - anon
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Good enough for me
#8 to #1 - TheTurnbull
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(03/18/2013) [-]
I.... I have...
#14 to #1 - sonofmymother
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(03/18/2013) [-]
#10 to #1 - sanguinesolitude
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(03/18/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#3 - srskate
Reply -60
(03/18/2013) [-]
Honestly, YOU ONLY NEED ONE ******* PENGUIN.

Whether its awkward or awesome is based upon the punchline. They are literally polar opposites, there is no need to combine them.
#34 to #3 - thetower
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(03/18/2013) [-]
This comment getting massive red thumbs is exactly why some people claim this site is going down hill
#83 to #34 - srskate
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
why?
#107 to #83 - thetower
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(03/19/2013) [-]
because obviously you're right yet all the little 14 year olds are raging at you
#110 to #107 - srskate
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(03/20/2013) [-]
i agree
#64 to #3 - coolcalx
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(03/19/2013) [-]
it's funny, because if one person disagrees with you, suddenly everyone else starts disagreeing with you
#81 to #64 - srskate
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(03/19/2013) [-]
mob mentality bro, **** happens.
#104 to #81 - coolcalx
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(03/19/2013) [-]
believe me, I'm aware
#30 to #3 - cdlogan
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(03/18/2013) [-]
#59 to #3 - thessalonaki
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(03/18/2013) [-]
Are you seriously bitching about the picture?
Are you seriously bitching about the picture?

#82 to #59 - srskate
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
its a peeve I had. Felt like venting it.
#13 to #3 - awesomanium
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(03/18/2013) [-]
The top half could be seen as socially awesome, but the bottom half makes it socially awkward. Therefore, use both for each half.
#85 to #13 - srskate
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(03/19/2013) [-]
But its really the end that cinches it. Its similar to if I ran a 200m dash, and I out sprinted everyone the first 100m, but i lose in the end. Its the end that matters.
#108 to #85 - awesomanium
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(03/19/2013) [-]
In this case, no. The humour comes from the use of two different penguins, as it starts off one way, then subverts your expectation and goes a different way, making it socially awkward.
#109 to #108 - srskate
Reply 0
(03/20/2013) [-]
i still disagree, but I've lost the will to argue.

in any case, have a good day, sir :D
#111 to #109 - awesomanium
Reply 0
(03/20/2013) [-]
Very well.
Good day to you too, sir.
#50 to #13 - anon
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(03/18/2013) [-]
so its socially awesome ot have your phone snatched. that seems more like bullying.
#70 to #50 - spedlock
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(03/19/2013) [-]
not if a cute girl does it or guy depending on your preferences
#25 to #3 - waaw
Reply +7
(03/18/2013) [-]
I agree with this guy.
#84 to #25 - srskate
Reply +1
(03/19/2013) [-]
Made me giggle. I honestly don't care about the thumbs other than a way as to view opinions, but you currently have 7, and I have -55.
#7 to #3 - DrBobsPatient
Reply +58
(03/18/2013) [-]
Hey...





**** you.
#86 to #7 - srskate
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Sure, im open minded.
#4 - jokersaysamuseme
Reply +55
(03/18/2013) [-]
Panic 'cause she's gonna find the porn.
#24 to #4 - critique
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#37 to #4 - anon
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(03/18/2013) [-]
That you don't even have
#22 to #4 - taintedangel
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(03/18/2013) [-]
Why would you have porn on your phone?
#48 to #22 - bangsaidthegun
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(03/18/2013) [-]
Why wouldn't you have porn on your phone?
Why wouldn't you have porn on your phone?
#26 to #22 - gorden
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(03/18/2013) [-]
traffic lights

maybe?
#28 to #26 - taintedangel
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(03/18/2013) [-]
That doesn't really make sense.
#62 to #22 - princessderpy
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Ones you took the photo yourself, or ones they sent the photos.
#33 to #4 - mooghens ONLINE
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(03/18/2013) [-]
*poorly 'shopped nudes of her
#20 - twinnedorphan
Reply +33
(03/18/2013) [-]
Hold the **** up.   
Are you saying that if a girl takes your phone to check it, It's actually a sign?   
   
I...accused her of robbery.
Hold the **** up.
Are you saying that if a girl takes your phone to check it, It's actually a sign?

I...accused her of robbery.
#29 - greenthegunstar
Reply +28
(03/18/2013) [-]
MFW she takes my phone.
#23 - namnori
Reply +20
(03/18/2013) [-]
That happened to me once except she found nudes of most of her friends on there...
#52 - jinjo
Reply +16
(03/18/2013) [-]
I made a snapchat just to send people my mutant-sized poops.
#95 to #52 - aerosol
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(03/19/2013) [-]
"mutant sized poops"
#53 to #52 - chewythewolftwo
Reply +4
(03/18/2013) [-]
I lol'd
#43 - boylan
Reply +11
(03/18/2013) [-]
Oh my god it's the Fat Ben's poop guy
Oh my god it's the Fat Ben's poop guy
#87 - srskate
Reply +7
(03/19/2013) [-]
**srskate rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at The Mood **

Happened to me, except she found avatar porn.

I blamed it on my younger brother and she bought it.

>MFW i don't even have a younger brother.
#100 to #87 - therollingstones
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(03/19/2013) [-]
What a Godly Roll
#91 to #87 - zarkaronx
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(03/19/2013) [-]
#77 - deezknuts
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
It's all basic natural selection

Don't keep stupid **** on your phone, don't save porn on your computer (unless you are damn good t hiding it) if you do, you run the risk of getting caught and you will probably never reproduce

#90 to #77 - goodguygary
Reply +7
(03/19/2013) [-]
stupid ****? try biggest ****.