shit. dont look at the tags. CUTE GIRL I , Y MET M P ONE TO HT MY TUBES FINDS PI HE HE BIGGEST S Ell ". This doesn't even warrant a pun. What kind of sick bastard keeps pictures of on their phone? i Trusted You
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#20 - twinnedorphan (03/18/2013) [-]
Hold the 			****		 up.   
Are you saying that if a girl takes your phone to check it, It's actually a sign?   
   
I...accused her of robbery.
Hold the **** up.
Are you saying that if a girl takes your phone to check it, It's actually a sign?

I...accused her of robbery.
#29 - greenthegunstar (03/18/2013) [-]
MFW she takes my phone.
#1 - creosote (03/18/2013) [-]
This doesn't even warrant a pun. What kind of sick bastard keeps pictures of 			****		 on their phone?
This doesn't even warrant a pun. What kind of sick bastard keeps pictures of **** on their phone?
User avatar #12 to #1 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (03/18/2013) [-]
A scat fetishist?
User avatar #31 to #1 - errdayimfjing (03/18/2013) [-]
Artists
User avatar #73 to #1 - theswede (03/19/2013) [-]
I guess I am a sick bastard then
#15 to #1 - elmagicalcat (03/18/2013) [-]
I added this post to my favourites just for that comment. Thank you good sir.
I added this post to my favourites just for that comment. Thank you good sir.
#57 to #1 - creosote (03/18/2013) [-]
**creosote rolled a random image posted in comment #1176780 at Friendly ** Seeing as I'm at college, I have no reaction image that could possibly indicate how surprised I was to see this with so many thumbs... Hopefully this will do.
#68 to #57 - John Cena (03/19/2013) [-]
Good enough for me
#6 to #1 - John Cena (03/18/2013) [-]
who doesnt? its an accomplishment
User avatar #8 to #1 - TheTurnbull (03/18/2013) [-]
I.... I have...
#2 to #1 - John Cena (03/18/2013) [-]
You sound like you're in a ****** mood.
User avatar #5 to #2 - tarantallegra (03/18/2013) [-]
reminded me of a conversation I had with a friend of mine once.
"Sup? You sound lie you're in a_ crappy_ mood..."
"Yeah, girlfriend just dumped me"
"Aw man, that sounds ****** "
"Yeah, now I'm pretty pooped"
User avatar #67 to #2 - raigen (03/19/2013) [-]
[normal][normal]Carrlooooos!
User avatar #23 - namnori (03/18/2013) [-]
That happened to me once except she found nudes of most of her friends on there...
#4 - jokersaysamuseme (03/18/2013) [-]
Panic 'cause she's gonna find the porn.
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User avatar #22 to #4 - taintedangel (03/18/2013) [-]
Why would you have porn on your phone?
#48 to #22 - bangsaidthegun (03/18/2013) [-]
Why wouldn't you have porn on your phone?
Why wouldn't you have porn on your phone?
User avatar #26 to #22 - gorden (03/18/2013) [-]
traffic lights

maybe?
User avatar #28 to #26 - taintedangel (03/18/2013) [-]
That doesn't really make sense.
User avatar #62 to #22 - princessderpy (03/19/2013) [-]
Ones you took the photo yourself, or ones they sent the photos.
#37 to #4 - John Cena (03/18/2013) [-]
That you don't even have
#33 to #4 - mooghens (03/18/2013) [-]
*poorly 'shopped nudes of her
User avatar #52 - jinjo (03/18/2013) [-]
I made a snapchat just to send people my mutant-sized poops.
#95 to #52 - aerosol (03/19/2013) [-]
"mutant sized poops"
#43 - boylan (03/18/2013) [-]
Oh my god it's the Fat Ben's poop guy
Oh my god it's the Fat Ben's poop guy
#87 - srskate (03/19/2013) [-]
**srskate rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at The Mood **

Happened to me, except she found avatar porn.

I blamed it on my younger brother and she bought it.

>MFW i don't even have a younger brother.
User avatar #100 to #87 - therollingstones (03/19/2013) [-]
What a Godly Roll
#79 - sirhyden (03/19/2013) [-]
I lost a 9/10 because she found picture's of Steam engines.....
#93 to #79 - aerosol (03/19/2013) [-]
How the **** ... I don't understand the rationale behind that.
User avatar #94 to #93 - sirhyden (03/19/2013) [-]
What don't you understand?
User avatar #96 to #94 - aerosol (03/19/2013) [-]
I just don't see what's so off-putting about steam engines
#97 to #96 - sirhyden (03/19/2013) [-]
I suppose it's because it's very nerdy, espically here in Ireland. Probably would have been alright, wasn't anything weird about them either...think I only had the two on it....both of Meave....
#98 to #97 - aerosol (03/19/2013) [-]
Still, if you ask me, it's a pretty dumb reason to lose interest in someone. I mean it's not like they were pictures of your murder victims or something.
Still, if you ask me, it's a pretty dumb reason to lose interest in someone. I mean it's not like they were pictures of your murder victims or something.
#102 to #98 - sirhyden (03/19/2013) [-]
Oh I agree, ah there's nothing wrong with what I do but there is a suprising amount of people who are hostile to it.... **** it.....
#103 to #102 - aerosol (03/19/2013) [-]
I like your style
I like your style
#89 to #79 - pwoneill (03/19/2013) [-]
I too like steam engines...


I'll leave now
#65 - fallnsoul (03/19/2013) [-]
**fallnsoul rolled a random image posted in comment #85 at Battlefront 2 **
#105 to #65 - John Cena (03/19/2013) [-]
Holy **** , that's artwork for a starwars game isn't it? I remember playing some badass xbox game with clone troopers in it when i was little but i could never remember the name.
Do you know what it's called?
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#106 to #65 - professorcuntickle (03/19/2013) [-]
My bad, forgot to sign in. I'm meg
#60 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
If someone took my phone they would have like around 300 pics/gifs of porn to look through.
#80 - John Cena (03/19/2013) [-]
the other day a girl took my phone, took a picture of me, sent the picture to my friend and a number she wrote on the mobile phone..I had never met that girl and she never told me her name..
#77 - deezknuts (03/19/2013) [-]
It's all basic natural selection

Don't keep stupid **** on your phone, don't save porn on your computer (unless you are damn good t hiding it) if you do, you run the risk of getting caught and you will probably never reproduce

User avatar #90 to #77 - goodguygary ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
stupid **** ? try biggest **** .
#58 - lazaman (03/18/2013) [-]
I like, went from silence to like, this retard status loud laugh.
I like, went from silence to like, this retard status loud laugh.
User avatar #3 - srskate (03/18/2013) [-]
Honestly, YOU ONLY NEED ONE ******* PENGUIN.

Whether its awkward or awesome is based upon the punchline. They are literally polar opposites, there is no need to combine them.
#34 to #3 - thetower (03/18/2013) [-]
This comment getting massive red thumbs is exactly why some people claim this site is going down hill
User avatar #83 to #34 - srskate (03/19/2013) [-]
why?
#107 to #83 - thetower (03/19/2013) [-]
because obviously you're right yet all the little 14 year olds are raging at you
User avatar #110 to #107 - srskate (03/20/2013) [-]
i agree
User avatar #64 to #3 - coolcalx (03/19/2013) [-]
it's funny, because if one person disagrees with you, suddenly everyone else starts disagreeing with you
User avatar #81 to #64 - srskate (03/19/2013) [-]
mob mentality bro, **** happens.
User avatar #104 to #81 - coolcalx (03/19/2013) [-]
believe me, I'm aware
#59 to #3 - thessalonaki (03/18/2013) [-]
Are you seriously bitching about the picture?
Are you seriously bitching about the picture?

User avatar #82 to #59 - srskate (03/19/2013) [-]
its a peeve I had. Felt like venting it.
User avatar #25 to #3 - waaw (03/18/2013) [-]
I agree with this guy.
User avatar #84 to #25 - srskate (03/19/2013) [-]
Made me giggle. I honestly don't care about the thumbs other than a way as to view opinions, but you currently have 7, and I have -55.
User avatar #13 to #3 - awesomanium (03/18/2013) [-]
The top half could be seen as socially awesome, but the bottom half makes it socially awkward. Therefore, use both for each half.
#50 to #13 - John Cena (03/18/2013) [-]
so its socially awesome ot have your phone snatched. that seems more like bullying.
User avatar #70 to #50 - spedlock (03/19/2013) [-]
not if a cute girl does it or guy depending on your preferences
User avatar #85 to #13 - srskate (03/19/2013) [-]
But its really the end that cinches it. Its similar to if I ran a 200m dash, and I out sprinted everyone the first 100m, but i lose in the end. Its the end that matters.
User avatar #108 to #85 - awesomanium (03/19/2013) [-]
In this case, no. The humour comes from the use of two different penguins, as it starts off one way, then subverts your expectation and goes a different way, making it socially awkward.
User avatar #109 to #108 - srskate (03/20/2013) [-]
i still disagree, but I've lost the will to argue.

in any case, have a good day, sir :D
#111 to #109 - awesomanium (03/20/2013) [-]
Very well.
Good day to you too, sir.
User avatar #7 to #3 - DrBobsPatient (03/18/2013) [-]
Hey...





**** you.
User avatar #86 to #7 - srskate (03/19/2013) [-]
Sure, im open minded.
User avatar #35 - Leopard (03/18/2013) [-]
what if she ends up admiring how big it is?
User avatar #38 to #35 - studbeefpile (03/18/2013) [-]
Then you don't want to further your relationship with that person....Turn around, and run away immediately........that means there into things you don't even want to think about.......
User avatar #40 to #38 - Leopard (03/18/2013) [-]
What's wrong with a girl who's not incredibly girly? aka, scared of large ***** .
User avatar #41 to #40 - studbeefpile (03/18/2013) [-]
you don't know what I'm referring to...
User avatar #42 to #41 - Leopard (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't
User avatar #44 to #42 - studbeefpile (03/18/2013) [-]
Good, for your own sake, I'm going to keep it that way.
User avatar #46 to #44 - Leopard (03/18/2013) [-]
.... why
User avatar #47 to #46 - studbeefpile (03/18/2013) [-]
you don't wanna know.
User avatar #49 to #47 - Leopard (03/18/2013) [-]
I do..
User avatar #51 to #49 - studbeefpile (03/18/2013) [-]
Okay, fine. I gave you fair warning, but you are clearly too curious for your own good.....There are some people who find ************** , **** erotic, these people like to smear feces on themselves, and their lover while they have intercourse, most of the time these people are gay, though not always.....Happy now?
#54 to #51 - Leopard (03/18/2013) [-]
Oh, like this?
User avatar #63 to #54 - DrBobsPatient (03/19/2013) [-]
that's not feces... that's chili
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#78 to #51 - callitchickensalad (03/19/2013) [-]
this entire interaction made me cringe
User avatar #88 to #78 - studbeefpile (03/19/2013) [-]
Me and you both, sir....
User avatar #39 to #38 - studbeefpile (03/18/2013) [-]
DAMNIT....*they're
User avatar #11 - weenieandthebutt (03/18/2013) [-]
Great, one girl who I hit on at a houseparty, she took my phone started looking through my pics and she stumbled upon a picture of my shaved ass cheeks........bleeding. I still made out with her afterwards though.
#101 - Mesmus (03/19/2013) [-]
**Mesmus rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at lost my shit when i read this ** whats on my phone
User avatar #99 - blackshot (03/19/2013) [-]
so its not just me!?!
User avatar #75 - mookiez (03/19/2013) [-]
Wait, do people really take pictures of their **** ? I should have taken a picture of my 2 and a half long turd dog.
Inb4 fatben.
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