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You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
have you ever had sex with the same
gender'? if no, would you‘?
Stranger: No and FIG.
You: Whys that?
Stranger: I don' t believe in it.
Stranger: I think it' s gross.
You: Believe in it?
Stranger: I don' t wanna be penetrated.
You: What is gross?
You: Why would you have to be penetrated?
Stranger: I' m a guy..
You: You could just hold each other
Stranger: Thats not see...
Stranger: That' s cuddling.
You: Blow each other
You: Dral sex
You: You dont know youll hate it untill you try it
You: Then you can hate it all you like
Stranger: I don' t want to.
Stranger: It' s against my religion.
You: And what religion is that?
You: Where does the bible say it is?
Stranger: It says this:
Stranger: Ifa man shall lie with a man as with a
woman, it shall be an abomination.
You: Thats the old descendent
Stranger: It' s guidelines for life.
You: Deuteronomy also says: Deuteronomy 23: 1 ESV
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male
organ is cut off shall afterthe assembly of the Lord.
Stranger: What? Really?
Stranger: You sure?
You: its got some pretty weird shit in there to
Stranger: It didn' t say exactly that
You: Like no shell fish
You: It does
You: Boogie "Deuteronomy 23: 1 "
Stranger: I did.
Stranger: So strange.
You: Ahab, it seems to me its unfairer follow like one
bit and not the others
You: Leviticus 11:
You: Also, you cant get a round hair cut
You: Leviticus 19: 27
You: Leviticus 11: 3 Says you cant eat pig
Stranger: Uh oh....
Stranger: I eat Bacon Everyday.
You: its agenst your religion
Stranger: Well, I guess no more bacon.
You: Timothy 2: 9 says no wearing gold
Stranger: Heb, Lol.
Stranger: If I had gold I would hide it.
You: You also cant touch pigs
You: And you cant shave your beard
Stranger: No need to worry.
Stranger: Didn' t plan on it.
You: Leviticus 19: 27
Stranger: The girl I' m trying to get back like facial hair.
You: Like ever
You: Ever ever
You: Never can you shave
Stranger: if that' s true,
Stranger: Then 90% of people are going to hell.
You: Also, if your wife ever defends you by grabbing a
guys balls, you have to cut her hand off
Stranger: That' s something.
Stranger: That' s. Wow.
You: Deuteronomy devotes two paragraphs to that
Stranger: Who wrote that?
You: The bible'?
Stranger: That sentence.
Stranger: WHO comes upw ith theta
Stranger: Spellign tial
Stranger: I' m failing here...
Stranger: All good now.
You: Deuteronomy 25: 11 Wrote it
Stranger: It' s just strange.
Stranger: I mean, these are crazy guidlines.
You: Theres more
You: Deuteronomy 17
You: Says you have to kill anyone who doesn' t believe
in what you do
You: Not even jokeing
Stranger: Are you joking.
Stranger: Just. Wow.
You: But for some god awful reason all seem to have
taken from the bible is " gays"
You: Ifa priest tells you to do something and you don' t,
you have to die; Deuteronomy :
Stranger: That' s crossing the line there.
You: Welcome to your religion
Stranger: Ah. Life just gets better for me....
Stranger: Whats your name?
You: But, you know Romans &33 says you cant do
anything wrong ever
Stranger: Well Ben, Thanks.
You: I hope ive helped set you free, or something
Stranger: You' done something.
Stranger: I need to think.
You: Believe what you want to believe
You: What feels right
You: Goodluck out there
You have disconnected.