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You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
have you ever had sex with the same
gender'? if no, would you‘?
You: yes
Stranger: No and FIG.
You: Whys that?
Stranger: I don' t believe in it.
Stranger: And,
Stranger: I think it' s gross.
You: Believe in it?
Stranger: I don' t wanna be penetrated.
You: What is gross?
You: Why would you have to be penetrated?
Stranger: I' m a guy..
You: You could just hold each other
Stranger: Thats not see...
Stranger: That' s cuddling.
You: Blow each other
You: Dral sex
Stranger: ND
You: Why?
You: You dont know youll hate it untill you try it
You: Then you can hate it all you like
Stranger: I don' t want to.
Stranger: It' s against my religion.
You: And what religion is that?
Stranger: Christianity.
You: Huh
You: Where does the bible say it is?
Stranger: It says this:
Stranger: Ifa man shall lie with a man as with a
woman, it shall be an abomination.
You: Thats the old descendent
Stranger: And?
You: Djay
Stranger: It' s guidelines for life.
You: Deuteronomy also says: Deuteronomy 23: 1 ESV
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male
organ is cut off shall afterthe assembly of the Lord.
Stranger: What? Really?
Stranger: You sure?
You: Yes
You: its got some pretty weird shit in there to
Stranger: It didn' t say exactly that
You: Like no shell fish
You: Yeah
You: It does
You: Boogie "Deuteronomy 23: 1 "
Stranger: I did.
Stranger: Wow,
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: So strange.
You: Ahab, it seems to me its unfairer follow like one
bit and not the others
You: Leviticus 11:
You: Also, you cant get a round hair cut
You: Leviticus 19: 27
Stranger: Wow.
You: Leviticus 11: 3 Says you cant eat pig
Stranger: Uh oh....
Stranger: I eat Bacon Everyday.
Stranger: r,
You: its agenst your religion
Stranger: Well, I guess no more bacon.
You: Timothy 2: 9 says no wearing gold
Stranger: Heb, Lol.
Stranger: If I had gold I would hide it.
You: You also cant touch pigs
You: And you cant shave your beard
Stranger: No need to worry.
Stranger: Didn' t plan on it.
You: Leviticus 19: 27
Stranger: The girl I' m trying to get back like facial hair.
You: Like ever
You: Ever ever
You: Never can you shave
Stranger: Wow.
Stranger: if that' s true,
Stranger: Then 90% of people are going to hell.
You: Yep
You: Also, if your wife ever defends you by grabbing a
guys balls, you have to cut her hand off
Stranger: Well.
Stranger: That' s something.
Stranger: Erm.
Stranger: That' s. Wow.
You: Deuteronomy devotes two paragraphs to that
Stranger: Who wrote that?
You: The bible'?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: That sentence.
Stranger: WHO comes upw ith theta
Stranger: Woops.
Stranger: Spellign tial
Stranger: I' m failing here...
Stranger: All good now.
You: Deuteronomy 25: 11 Wrote it
Stranger: It' s just strange.
Stranger: I mean, these are crazy guidlines.
You: Yea
You: Theres more
You: Deuteronomy 17
You: Says you have to kill anyone who doesn' t believe
in what you do
You: Not even jokeing
Stranger: Are you joking.
You: No
Stranger: Wow.
Stranger: Just. Wow.
You: But for some god awful reason all seem to have
taken from the bible is " gays"
You: Ifa priest tells you to do something and you don' t,
you have to die; Deuteronomy :
Stranger: That' s crossing the line there.
You: Welcome to your religion
Stranger: Ah. Life just gets better for me....
Stranger: Sarcasm.
Stranger: Btw.
Stranger: Whats your name?
You: But, you know Romans &33 says you cant do
anything wrong ever
You: Ben
Stranger: Well Ben, Thanks.
You: I hope ive helped set you free, or something
Stranger: You' done something.
Stranger: I need to think.
You: Believe what you want to believe
You: What feels right
You: Goodluck out there
You have disconnected.
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User avatar #5 - Maroon
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(03/18/2013) [-]
I don't need religion to tell me that I don't want a dick in my ass
#67 to #5 - leachan **User deleted account**
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You could put your dick in his ass.
You could put your dick in his ass.
User avatar #46 to #5 - pooflinger
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(03/18/2013) [-]
Just in your mouth, don't worry.
User avatar #25 to #5 - RamzaBeoulve
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But you could just cuddle.
#21 - Sanno
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#27 to #21 - anon id: 4a3ef4b4
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He could have typed that while the other guy sent his message. And then he would look like an idiot to you.
#3 - taintedangel
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(03/18/2013) [-]
This has to be fake. Arguments like this never go that easy.
User avatar #16 to #3 - dharkmoswen
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Generally you're right. Probably the reason this was posted ((sadly)) is because it IS the rarity in things.
User avatar #4 to #3 - ogomer
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(03/18/2013) [-]
If the one you argue against isn't a fundamentalist, it actually does go as easy as this.
#43 to #4 - ruckallthefules
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(03/18/2013) [-]
^ all of my this
Late night FJ, best FJ.
I like going on this site after midnight, so much joy. I swear.
I played League of Legends this evening. The game that makes me want to annihilate human life forms. My IQ must've dropped 20% by this cause.
But these kind of well formed and correct answers make me happy. I can go to sleep now.
#20 - wakeup
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(03/18/2013) [-]
- "Not even jokeing."
- "Are you joking."
- "No."
#11 - anon id: 6bbdb483
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bloody bible bashers
User avatar #24 to #11 - dawiebe
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"Bashing the Bible"? He's literally quoting the old testament.
User avatar #106 to #24 - dharkmoswen
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Quoting can be used to bash, It's just the way things are said.

"Bitch, you are fat!" vs "Honey, you could trim up."
User avatar #15 to #11 - dharkmoswen
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That's NOT bashing. As a Christian myself, I appreciate what Ben there did! Faith is good, but blind faith gets you nowhere.

For thos who don't know Faith is believing something because you've researched/prayed/meditated about it and feel that it is right for you and what you truly believe. Blind Faith is believing it either because you were told to, you're fighting against what you truly believe, or because you have never really taken a good look at yourself.
User avatar #51 to #15 - shadowmageXD
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#38 to #15 - ronaldmc
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Faith is belief in spite of, even perhaps because of, the lack of evidence. - Richard Dawkins
User avatar #39 to #38 - dharkmoswen
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#19 - disiple
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He cured a christian!
He cured a christian!
User avatar #34 to #19 - suddenlypotatoes
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I'm sure whatever religion you are doesn't promote ignorance.. and if you're an atheist, well, being an asshole is still a choice.
#105 to #34 - disiple
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I promote The Church of Shrek
#113 to #105 - suddenlypotatoes
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#120 to #113 - disiple
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#42 - tostito
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congratulations, you have reached the comments
#41 - lulzdealer
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you have to understand, all of these old testament laws that we regard as highly impractical today were specifically laid down for the Hebrew people. The Ten Commandments, and the bit about homosexuality, hold significant moral value for everybody.

>mfw people STILL take these verses out of context
#44 to #41 - anon id: 3561e5b0
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The part about gays was written by Paul, I believe. He never A) had sex B) got a girlfriend or wife C) fell in love with anybody D) never looked at any woman with any sort of attraction.
So yeah, don't take sex advice from a virgin who knows nothing about sex, nor wants to know.
#47 to #44 - anon id: 9dff8be6
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Actually, I would like to point out (and this will be my final word on the issue, as I also wrote the comments about hair-cutting and ball crushing) that the passages about homosexuality, particularly the one quoted in the post, are in Leviticus (18:22 and 20:13). This restriction on homosexual acts is part of a large section of the bible where God is telling Moses and his followers not to follow the religious practices of Egypt and Canaan (the place they were leaving and the place they were going to). It was common in Egypt and Canaan at the time for men to perform sexual acts with the male priests of some gods and goddesses because it was believed that physical closeness with the priests garnered favor with the gods. The point (as with the hair bit), is not that homosexuality is abominable, but that performing sexual acts to gain favor with gods is abominable. The god Moloch is even mentioned in both of those chapters.
#50 to #47 - anon id: 9dff8be6
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"Whosoever...that giveth any of his seed unto Molech; he shall surely be put to death." Leviticus 20:2. I misspelled Molech earlier. This is directly referring to having sex with priests to give your sperm as a gift to Molech.
User avatar #76 to #41 - Greevon
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Uhuh... Homosexuality being bad is supposedly a "significant moral value?"
Yeah, I don't ******* think so. Aside from that, I am content with your explanation.
#54 to #41 - delivering
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By Christian belief, the new testament overrides the old testament. So, yeah, most of the old testament is not to be taken seriously.
#14 - sonicnevermind
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User avatar #7 - whiplasher
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The Old Testament is for the "chosen people", the jews. Not for the rest of the christians.

And I'm not even christian.
#17 to #7 - anon id: 6bc1c1c3
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If you follow the bible you can't just decide that half of what your god said doesn't apply to you.