Ohmegle. . lli?, omegle Talk to strangers! You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol Question to discuss: have you ever had sex with the same gender'?
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Ohmegle

lli?, omegle Talk to strangers!
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
have you ever had sex with the same
gender'? if no, would you‘?
You: yes
Stranger: No and FIG.
You: Whys that?
Stranger: I don' t believe in it.
Stranger: And,
Stranger: I think it' s gross.
You: Believe in it?
Stranger: I don' t wanna be penetrated.
You: What is gross?
You: Why would you have to be penetrated?
Stranger: I' m a guy..
You: You could just hold each other
Stranger: Thats not see...
Stranger: That' s cuddling.
You: Blow each other
You: Dral sex
Stranger:
Stranger: ND
You: Why?
You: You dont know youll hate it untill you try it
You: Then you can hate it all you like
Stranger: I don' t want to.
Stranger: It' s against my religion.
You: And what religion is that?
Stranger: Christianity.
You: Huh
You: Where does the bible say it is?
Stranger: It says this:
Stranger: Ifa man shall lie with a man as with a
woman, it shall be an abomination.
You: Thats the old descendent
Stranger: And?
You: Djay
Stranger: It' s guidelines for life.
You: Deuteronomy also says: Deuteronomy 23: 1 ESV
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male
organ is cut off shall afterthe assembly of the Lord.
Stranger: What? Really?
Stranger: You sure?
You: Yes
You: its got some pretty weird **** in there to
Stranger: It didn' t say exactly that
You: Like no shell fish
You: Yeah
You: It does
You: Boogie "Deuteronomy 23: 1 "
Stranger: I did.
Stranger: Wow,
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: So strange.
You: Ahab, it seems to me its unfairer follow like one
bit and not the others
You: Leviticus 11:
You: Also, you cant get a round hair cut
You: Leviticus 19: 27
Stranger: Wow.
You: Leviticus 11: 3 Says you cant eat pig
Stranger: Uh oh....
Stranger: I eat Bacon Everyday.
Stranger: r,
You: its agenst your religion
Stranger: Well, I guess no more bacon.
You: Timothy 2: 9 says no wearing gold
Stranger: Heb, Lol.
Stranger: If I had gold I would hide it.
You: You also cant touch pigs
You: And you cant shave your beard
Stranger: No need to worry.
Stranger: Didn' t plan on it.
You: Leviticus 19: 27
Stranger: The girl I' m trying to get back like facial hair.
You: Like ever
You: Ever ever
You: Never can you shave
Stranger: Wow.
Stranger: if that' s true,
Stranger: Then 90% of people are going to hell.
You: Yep
You: Also, if your wife ever defends you by grabbing a
guys balls, you have to cut her hand off
Stranger: Well.
Stranger: That' s something.
Stranger: Erm.
Stranger: That' s. Wow.
You: Deuteronomy devotes two paragraphs to that
scening".
Stranger: Who wrote that?
You: The bible'?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: That sentence.
Stranger: WHO comes upw ith theta
Stranger: Woops.
Stranger: Spellign tial
Stranger: I' m failing here...
Stranger: All good now.
You: Deuteronomy 25: 11 Wrote it
Stranger: It' s just strange.
Stranger: I mean, these are crazy guidlines.
You: Yea
You: Theres more
You: Deuteronomy 17
You: Says you have to kill anyone who doesn' t believe
in what you do
You: Not even jokeing
Stranger: Are you joking.
You: No
Stranger: Wow.
Stranger: Just. Wow.
You: But for some god awful reason all seem to have
taken from the bible is " gays"
You: Ifa priest tells you to do something and you don' t,
you have to die; Deuteronomy :
Stranger: That' s crossing the line there.
You: Welcome to your religion
Stranger: Ah. Life just gets better for me....
Stranger: Sarcasm.
Stranger: Btw.
Stranger: Whats your name?
You: But, you know Romans &33 says you cant do
anything wrong ever
You: Ben
Stranger: Well Ben, Thanks.
You: I hope ive helped set you free, or something
Stranger: You' done something.
Stranger: I need to think.
You: Believe what you want to believe
You: What feels right
You: Goodluck out there
You have disconnected.
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User avatar #5 - Maroon (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't need religion to tell me that I don't want a dick in my ass
#67 to #5 - leachan **User deleted account** (03/18/2013) [-]
You could put your dick in his ass.
You could put your dick in his ass.
User avatar #46 to #5 - pooflinger (03/18/2013) [-]
Just in your mouth, don't worry.
User avatar #25 to #5 - RamzaBeoulve (03/18/2013) [-]
But you could just cuddle.
#21 - Sanno ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
This_guy.jpg
#27 to #21 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
He could have typed that while the other guy sent his message. And then he would look like an idiot to you.
#20 - wakeup (03/18/2013) [-]
- "Not even jokeing."
- "Are you joking."
- "No."
#42 - tostito (03/18/2013) [-]
congratulations, you have reached the comments
User avatar #7 - whiplasher ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
The Old Testament is for the "chosen people", the jews. Not for the rest of the christians.

And I'm not even christian.
#17 to #7 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
If you follow the bible you can't just decide that half of what your god said doesn't apply to you.
#33 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
"You don't know you'll hate it until you try it."

"Then you can hate it all you want."

Come on. I don't need to try dog **** to know I'm gonna hate it.
#32 - camerel (03/18/2013) [-]
Romans 8:33- you can't do anything wrong ever
#3 - taintedangel (03/18/2013) [-]
This has to be fake. Arguments like this never go that easy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - ogomer ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
If the one you argue against isn't a fundamentalist, it actually does go as easy as this.
#43 to #4 - ruckallthefules (03/18/2013) [-]
^ all of my this
Late night FJ, best FJ.
I like going on this site after midnight, so much joy. I swear.
I played League of Legends this evening. The game that makes me want to annihilate human life forms. My IQ must've dropped 20% by this cause.
But these kind of well formed and correct answers make me happy. I can go to sleep now.
User avatar #16 to #3 - dharkmoswen (03/18/2013) [-]
Generally you're right. Probably the reason this was posted ((sadly)) is because it IS the rarity in things.
#79 - thatsimple (03/19/2013) [-]
"you cant hate it unless youve tried it"
"you cant hate it unless youve tried it"
#14 - sonicnevermind (03/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #56 to #14 - turretbuddy (03/18/2013) [-]
Thinking.
User avatar #28 to #14 - demandred (03/18/2013) [-]
Biblenazirulequotes
User avatar #22 to #14 - Mr Ronok (03/18/2013) [-]
educated
#35 - trickytrickster (03/18/2013) [-]
There is so many things wrong with this entire conversation that I don't even know where to begin...or if I even want to.
#40 to #35 - ninetoesthreeballs (03/18/2013) [-]
Like what? He said homosexuality was against his religion because of one line and Ben presented several ******** things the bible says.
User avatar #62 to #40 - poophaspooped ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
well the fact that they both think that sinning will cause us to go to hell. In fact everyone sins. "Then 90% of people are going to hell". No, by his logic everyone is going. That is not what the bible teaches at all. Jesus died for every sin we have committed and will commit. People who are homosexual who have accepted christ into their lives will in fact go to heaven. period. mfw knowing verses of the bible doesn't mean you understand the bible.
#104 to #40 - trickytrickster (03/19/2013) [-]
What the person below me said. Not to mention nothing in the Old Testament applies to Christians. Most of the New Testament verses he took out of context and made them out to be something they are not.
#41 - lulzdealer ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
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you have to understand, all of these old testament laws that we regard as highly impractical today were specifically laid down for the Hebrew people. The Ten Commandments, and the bit about homosexuality, hold significant moral value for everybody.

>mfw people STILL take these verses out of context
User avatar #76 to #41 - Greevon (03/19/2013) [-]
Uhuh... Homosexuality being bad is supposedly a "significant moral value?"
Yeah, I don't ******* think so. Aside from that, I am content with your explanation.
#44 to #41 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
The part about gays was written by Paul, I believe. He never A) had sex B) got a girlfriend or wife C) fell in love with anybody D) never looked at any woman with any sort of attraction.
So yeah, don't take sex advice from a virgin who knows nothing about sex, nor wants to know.
#47 to #44 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
Actually, I would like to point out (and this will be my final word on the issue, as I also wrote the comments about hair-cutting and ball crushing) that the passages about homosexuality, particularly the one quoted in the post, are in Leviticus (18:22 and 20:13). This restriction on homosexual acts is part of a large section of the bible where God is telling Moses and his followers not to follow the religious practices of Egypt and Canaan (the place they were leaving and the place they were going to). It was common in Egypt and Canaan at the time for men to perform sexual acts with the male priests of some gods and goddesses because it was believed that physical closeness with the priests garnered favor with the gods. The point (as with the hair bit), is not that homosexuality is abominable, but that performing sexual acts to gain favor with gods is abominable. The god Moloch is even mentioned in both of those chapters.
#50 to #47 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
"Whosoever...that giveth any of his seed unto Molech; he shall surely be put to death." Leviticus 20:2. I misspelled Molech earlier. This is directly referring to having sex with priests to give your sperm as a gift to Molech.
#54 to #41 - delivering (03/18/2013) [-]
By Christian belief, the new testament overrides the old testament. So, yeah, most of the old testament is not to be taken seriously.
User avatar #48 - sonicg ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
Reminds me of the debate I had the other night with my aunt and Grandfather. It basically went along the lines of "All other religions are wrong because the Bible says so." They even went as far as to say that Ghandi and Buddha were not men to look up to because they weren't Jesus which made ******************* no sense to me. I wish I could delve more into what exactly went on but they were waffling around the subject and contradicting their beliefs too much for me to comprehend it.
#58 to #48 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
It's hard for there minds to be changed because they had the bible shoved down their throat from an early age until they become close minded bigots.
User avatar #60 to #58 - sonicg ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
Exactly. I brought up an example of "What would you do if you were raised Muslim and a Christian tried to convert you." They pretty much changed the subject around and started spewing some **** about "Muslims being lied to all their lives."
#53 to #48 - delivering (03/18/2013) [-]
Don't argue about such things with old people. By default, people who are significantly older than you will not take you seriosly, no matter what.
#36 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
I'm not going to spend a lot of time defending this argument, but I just want to point out that it's extremely difficult to understand the bible because a lot of things that were common knowledge at the time are no longer relevant and no longer common knowledge. For example, the round-cut hair and beard trimming restrictions were put in place because those were mandates that other religions of the time had. The point was not that trimming your beard is sinful, but that the followers of Moses were not to follow traditions of other gods. Most of the shocking and/or strange things in the bible have similar culture-dependent explanations.
#37 to #36 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
Also, as for people whose balls have been crushed going to hell, it actually says that they cannot be a part of the "assembly of God", meaning they can't be members of the church. They can still be followers, and they can still go to heaven, they just can't be clergymen. I believe the point was to keep the bloodline of the church strong (but I'm not positive).
#19 - disiple (03/18/2013) [-]
He cured a christian!
He cured a christian!
User avatar #34 to #19 - suddenlypotatoes (03/18/2013) [-]
I'm sure whatever religion you are doesn't promote ignorance.. and if you're an atheist, well, being an asshole is still a choice.
#105 to #34 - disiple (03/19/2013) [-]
I promote The Church of Shrek
#57 - thebigcountry (03/18/2013) [-]
MS paint skills off the charts.
User avatar #29 - karson (03/18/2013) [-]
would state my opinion, but I don't fell like going 30 feet over my head in a ********* .
User avatar #75 - fukkendragonite (03/19/2013) [-]
well done, you crushed everything this guy believed in.

He's now going to lose his faith and have nothing to drive him on through the day, nothing to help him survive through his life and eventually kill himself.

Hope you're happy.

sarcasm btw, that was funny as **** .
User avatar #65 - sirbrentcoe (03/18/2013) [-]
just further proves people who are not Christian know more about Christianity than those who practice it.
#74 to #65 - Greevon (03/19/2013) [-]
Yup. One instance. ******* PROOF!!!
On related note, here's my proof that god exists.
User avatar #88 to #74 - princessderpy (03/19/2013) [-]
>god is real
>which god?
User avatar #92 to #88 - sirbrentcoe (03/19/2013) [-]
it matters not by which name you call god, only that you have faith in a higher power.
User avatar #116 to #92 - Greevon (03/20/2013) [-]
Wha... Well, I can totally agree with that. Although, I also define loosely "higher power" and believe that scientific theory can apply to fit that term.
I still don't agree with your over-generalization of Christians and your perpetuation of a horrible stereotype that really gets under my skin. I have many Christian friends who are accepting of all kinds of people and do not push their faith onto others.
User avatar #117 to #116 - sirbrentcoe (03/20/2013) [-]
which is what I am. i dont care if you dont have faith, or if you do. just dont tell me what to believe. or what not to believe. that is my choice in how i live my life mate. that is what that statement is about. faith saves a lot of people and gives others direction. faith is not for everyone. those without it are no less or more of a human than those with.
User avatar #118 to #117 - Greevon (03/20/2013) [-]
All right, glad to clarify. Have a good time looking at dick jokes and overused memes while I do the same.
#119 to #118 - sirbrentcoe (03/20/2013) [-]
cheers mate.
cheers mate.
User avatar #97 to #92 - princessderpy (03/19/2013) [-]
aye!
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User avatar #86 to #65 - princessderpy (03/19/2013) [-]
I was raised catholic, have read the bible more that most door to door Mormons, and guess what I am Norse.
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