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lli?, omegle Talk to strangers!
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
have you ever had sex with the same
gender'? if no, would you‘?
You: yes
Stranger: No and FIG.
You: Whys that?
Stranger: I don' t believe in it.
Stranger: And,
Stranger: I think it' s gross.
You: Believe in it?
Stranger: I don' t wanna be penetrated.
You: What is gross?
You: Why would you have to be penetrated?
Stranger: I' m a guy..
You: You could just hold each other
Stranger: Thats not see...
Stranger: That' s cuddling.
You: Blow each other
You: Dral sex
Stranger:
Stranger: ND
You: Why?
You: You dont know youll hate it untill you try it
You: Then you can hate it all you like
Stranger: I don' t want to.
Stranger: It' s against my religion.
You: And what religion is that?
Stranger: Christianity.
You: Huh
You: Where does the bible say it is?
Stranger: It says this:
Stranger: Ifa man shall lie with a man as with a
woman, it shall be an abomination.
You: Thats the old descendent
Stranger: And?
You: Djay
Stranger: It' s guidelines for life.
You: Deuteronomy also says: Deuteronomy 23: 1 ESV
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male
organ is cut off shall afterthe assembly of the Lord.
Stranger: What? Really?
Stranger: You sure?
You: Yes
You: its got some pretty weird **** in there to
Stranger: It didn' t say exactly that
You: Like no shell fish
You: Yeah
You: It does
You: Boogie "Deuteronomy 23: 1 "
Stranger: I did.
Stranger: Wow,
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: So strange.
You: Ahab, it seems to me its unfairer follow like one
bit and not the others
You: Leviticus 11:
You: Also, you cant get a round hair cut
You: Leviticus 19: 27
Stranger: Wow.
You: Leviticus 11: 3 Says you cant eat pig
Stranger: Uh oh....
Stranger: I eat Bacon Everyday.
Stranger: r,
You: its agenst your religion
Stranger: Well, I guess no more bacon.
You: Timothy 2: 9 says no wearing gold
Stranger: Heb, Lol.
Stranger: If I had gold I would hide it.
You: You also cant touch pigs
You: And you cant shave your beard
Stranger: No need to worry.
Stranger: Didn' t plan on it.
You: Leviticus 19: 27
Stranger: The girl I' m trying to get back like facial hair.
You: Like ever
You: Ever ever
You: Never can you shave
Stranger: Wow.
Stranger: if that' s true,
Stranger: Then 90% of people are going to hell.
You: Yep
You: Also, if your wife ever defends you by grabbing a
guys balls, you have to cut her hand off
Stranger: Well.
Stranger: That' s something.
Stranger: Erm.
Stranger: That' s. Wow.
You: Deuteronomy devotes two paragraphs to that
scening".
Stranger: Who wrote that?
You: The bible'?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: That sentence.
Stranger: WHO comes upw ith theta
Stranger: Woops.
Stranger: Spellign tial
Stranger: I' m failing here...
Stranger: All good now.
You: Deuteronomy 25: 11 Wrote it
Stranger: It' s just strange.
Stranger: I mean, these are crazy guidlines.
You: Yea
You: Theres more
You: Deuteronomy 17
You: Says you have to kill anyone who doesn' t believe
in what you do
You: Not even jokeing
Stranger: Are you joking.
You: No
Stranger: Wow.
Stranger: Just. Wow.
You: But for some god awful reason all seem to have
taken from the bible is " gays"
You: Ifa priest tells you to do something and you don' t,
you have to die; Deuteronomy :
Stranger: That' s crossing the line there.
You: Welcome to your religion
Stranger: Ah. Life just gets better for me....
Stranger: Sarcasm.
Stranger: Btw.
Stranger: Whats your name?
You: But, you know Romans &33 says you cant do
anything wrong ever
You: Ben
Stranger: Well Ben, Thanks.
You: I hope ive helped set you free, or something
Stranger: You' done something.
Stranger: I need to think.
You: Believe what you want to believe
You: What feels right
You: Goodluck out there
You have disconnected.
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User avatar #5 - Maroon (03/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I don't need religion to tell me that I don't want a dick in my ass
#21 - Sanno (03/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This_guy.jpg
#3 - taintedangel (03/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This has to be fake. Arguments like this never go that easy.
#20 - wakeup (03/18/2013) [-]
- "Not even jokeing."
- "Are you joking."
- "No."
#11 - anonymous (03/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
bloody bible bashers
User avatar #15 to #11 - dharkmoswen (03/18/2013) [-]
That's NOT bashing. As a Christian myself, I appreciate what Ben there did! Faith is good, but blind faith gets you nowhere.

For thos who don't know Faith is believing something because you've researched/prayed/meditated about it and feel that it is right for you and what you truly believe. Blind Faith is believing it either because you were told to, you're fighting against what you truly believe, or because you have never really taken a good look at yourself.
#19 - disiple (03/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
He cured a christian!
He cured a christian!
#42 - tostito (03/18/2013) [-]
congratulations, you have reached the comments
#41 - lulzdealer ONLINE (03/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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you have to understand, all of these old testament laws that we regard as highly impractical today were specifically laid down for the Hebrew people. The Ten Commandments, and the bit about homosexuality, hold significant moral value for everybody.

>mfw people STILL take these verses out of context
#14 - sonicnevermind (03/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #7 - whiplasher (03/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The Old Testament is for the "chosen people", the jews. Not for the rest of the christians.

And I'm not even christian.
#32 - camerel (03/18/2013) [-]
Romans 8:33- you can't do anything wrong ever
#79 - thatsimple (03/19/2013) [-]
"you cant hate it unless youve tried it"
"you cant hate it unless youve tried it"
#35 - trickytrickster (03/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
There is so many things wrong with this entire conversation that I don't even know where to begin...or if I even want to.
#90 - krayolakid (03/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I don't get why people have to do this. If you don't agree with somebody's religion, don't go around telling them and the other people of that religion that they are wrong and not normal. I mean, I'm Catholic and people in my family are Atheist. They don't spend their time trying to poke holes in my religion, they respect it

Tl;dr People who respect religion >ass holes
User avatar #93 to #90 - phlem (03/19/2013) [-]
He wasn't poking holes in the religion, he was pointing out things that people tend to overlook when it comes it religion. You can't pick and choose what you want to believe from the bible.
User avatar #48 - sonicg (03/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Reminds me of the debate I had the other night with my aunt and Grandfather. It basically went along the lines of "All other religions are wrong because the Bible says so." They even went as far as to say that Ghandi and Buddha were not men to look up to because they weren't Jesus which made ******************* no sense to me. I wish I could delve more into what exactly went on but they were waffling around the subject and contradicting their beliefs too much for me to comprehend it.
User avatar #75 - fukkendragonite (03/19/2013) [-]
well done, you crushed everything this guy believed in.

He's now going to lose his faith and have nothing to drive him on through the day, nothing to help him survive through his life and eventually kill himself.

Hope you're happy.

sarcasm btw, that was funny as **** .
User avatar #65 - sirbrentcoe (03/18/2013) [+] (10 replies)
just further proves people who are not Christian know more about Christianity than those who practice it.
#57 - thebigcountry ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
MS paint skills off the charts.
User avatar #29 - karson (03/18/2013) [-]
would state my opinion, but I don't fell like going 30 feet over my head in a ********* .
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