Vampires. Courtesy of Google Images, thought I'd share.. P 11 War If ‘II THE . THE THE [ENE TC) [HE t tef h allh THE HITS THE : THE HALFIE' ': l} THE. MFW you call Nosferatu the "knock off' He's the one that is most accuratly portrayed from the stories of old.
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#1 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment [-]
#23 to #1 - tricksandshit (03/18/2013) [-]
I was looking for this. If it wasn't posted, I was going to do it. Bravo
User avatar #32 to #1 - bendeman ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
or the fear turkey ******
#12 to #1 - admiralshepard (03/18/2013) [-]
Thank you . . . . . just . . . thank you.
#22 to #1 - asasqw (03/18/2013) [-]
The **** mothering vampire
#20 - asasqw (03/18/2013) [-]
The inspiration
#63 to #20 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
Except strigoi.
Because people forget that vampires are based on strigoi, not Vlad Tepes.
User avatar #81 to #63 - asasqw (03/19/2013) [-]
Yes but those were more more mythical creatures. Those were inspiration for powers and ability. Vlad was the inhuman aspect. He would sit you down with him at dinner and have his men force feed you half of your child while he enjoyed the other half.
#79 to #63 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
She has a bit of a point. Dracula was based on a mix of Vlad Tepes and Strigoi vampires and vampire literature.
#31 - jonobono (03/18/2013) [-]
Leslie Nielsen? anyone ?
User avatar #69 to #31 - Zyklone (03/18/2013) [-]
sleep well sweet prince, of comedy.
#2 - vladhellsing (03/17/2013) [-]
The Mad Scientist.
#8 - ihopeyouburn (03/18/2013) [-]
MFW you call Nosferatu the "knock off'





He's the one that is most accuratly portrayed from the stories of old.
User avatar #41 to #8 - daboomee (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't care if he's a knockoff or not, Nosferatu is the greatest vampire
#9 to #8 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
The film was made to be based on Dracula, but they didn't want to pay any copyright fees, so they did just enough to the script to get by.
#18 to #9 - macaquatic (03/18/2013) [-]
who gives a **** ? It is still the most accurate representation and it's not like Bram Stoker would get any of the money anyways he was dead ten years before it came out. Besides the remake by Wernor Herzog is way better. So **** you go die.
User avatar #19 to #18 - asasqw (03/18/2013) [-]
Well one of the points of the vampire is that it looks human. You can't tell until they are within biting distance.
#11 to #8 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens (translated as Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror; or simply Nosferatu) is a 1922 German Expressionist horror film, directed by F. W. Murnau, starring Max Schreck as the vampire Count Orlok. !!The film, shot in 1921 and released in 1922, was an unauthorized adaptation of Bram Stoker's Dracula, with names and other details changed because the studio could not obtain the rights to the novel (for instance, "vampire" became "Nosferatu" and "Count Dracula" became "Count Orlok").!!
#33 - stegosaurusrah (03/18/2013) [-]
you forgot the black one
#34 to #33 - jonobono (03/18/2013) [-]
Blade was black.....
#39 to #34 - nephrithotroll (03/18/2013) [-]
But blade was a halfbreed
User avatar #68 to #39 - Zyklone (03/18/2013) [-]
and?....
he has black skin and is a vampire
#6 - zzitro (03/18/2013) [-]
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how is Nosferatu the knock off?
#10 to #6 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
The film was made to be based on Dracula, but they didn't want to pay any copyright fees, so they did just enough to the script to get by.
#7 to #6 - kerfufflemachtwo (03/18/2013) [-]
He knocks off the lights?
He knocks off the lights?
#17 - sorrowofdaedalus (03/18/2013) [-]
MFW the knock-off is the original.
MFW the knock-off is the original.
User avatar #21 to #17 - asasqw (03/18/2013) [-]
Wrong, so very wrong. He was made just so that the people producing the movie didn't need to pay copyright fees.
User avatar #35 to #21 - sorrowofdaedalus (03/18/2013) [-]
It was a re-authorization, but either way, he was still the original movie vampire, and very much different from Dracula.
#27 - mguard (03/18/2013) [-]
"cereal" killer
#4 - lavitts (03/17/2013) [-]
the one with daddy issues
#78 - admiralshepard (03/18/2013) [-]
The Police Girl
#42 - hempyhooves (03/18/2013) [-]
The one that just kinda wants to kill your **** .
#26 - tazze (03/18/2013) [-]
the adorable one

I'm so gonna get thumbed down for this
User avatar #70 to #26 - Zyklone (03/18/2013) [-]
no
#36 to #26 - swarthywaffles (03/18/2013) [-]
The other cute and rather busty one.
#46 to #36 - tazze (03/18/2013) [-]
Moka is much better in her true form
User avatar #72 to #46 - Zyklone (03/18/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #71 to #36 - Zyklone (03/18/2013) [-]
no
#44 - charpentier (03/18/2013) [-]
Wait a minute...
Wait a minute...
#64 to #44 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
But he's Dracula...
User avatar #75 to #64 - trollinggenius (03/18/2013) [-]
youve got it backwards meg. hes Alucard
#85 to #75 - solomonkane (11/28/2014) [-]
No, hes seriously Dracula.
#89 to #85 - trollinggenius (12/03/2014) [-]
This was a year ago why are you here?
#45 to #44 - trollinggenius (03/18/2013) [-]
Hellsing thread is a go
Hellsing thread is a go
#54 to #47 - kingofunnyjunk (03/18/2013) [-]
I had a lot but pussies here flagged them
I had a lot but pussies here flagged them
#61 to #44 - reican (03/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#65 - adarkmagicain (03/18/2013) [-]
The Gamer One?
#60 - squidamon (03/18/2013) [-]
Noone ever mentions Morbius....
User avatar #76 to #60 - Garude (03/18/2013) [-]
most people don't really consider him a vampire. hes more spliced. got into an argument with my childhood friend over this once.
#5 - thatonesmartdude (03/18/2013) [-]
The musician.
#13 to #5 - hadokenboken (03/18/2013) [-]
Actually Lestat is the one that wasn't interviewed. Besides, Queen of the Damned was a terrible movie
User avatar #80 to #13 - thatonesmartdude (03/19/2013) [-]
If you watched the movie, you'd know that he was interviewed (albeit very shortly), he just wasn't physically there (he spoke through a camera). I remember two questions he was asked:

1) He was asked why only one concert, to which he responded, "I don't like repeating myself."
2) He was also asked if he could prove his being a vampire, perhaps by giving a demonstration of his powers. He responded by suggesting he give a private demonstration in the female reporter's hotel room that night.

As for calling it a "terrible movie", I disagree but respect your right to have an opposing opinion.
#82 to #80 - hadokenboken (03/19/2013) [-]
Actually, I was referring to the movie Interview with the Vampire. Where the vampire Louis talks about his life with Lestat, who you mostly see in flashback until the end. Queen of the Damned was supposed to be a sequel but was just a cash-in by Warner Bros. after the success of the first film. Hell, even the author of the Vampire Chronicles Anne Rice (Who wrote the books the films were based off of) described the movie as a mutilation of her work.
User avatar #16 - luidias (03/18/2013) [-]
I love how Blade is slowly making his way over to Edward McSparklepants.
#15 - tkfourtwoone (03/18/2013) [-]
The bad-ass looking legend that rips people in half with his bare hands and isn't shy of creating a massacre just for the lulz

Valek from "John Carpenter's Vampires" (bad-ass B series movie)
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