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Imagine if we' re all still on the Internet
in our sixties...
the third time We bookers my hip this week
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Can' t wait fer series three inf Sherlock."
Man' t wait fer series three Sharkart '

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#8 - fasthink

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(03/17/2013) [-]

"There's a rumor going around that HL3 is coming out soon!"

#176 to #8 - mooghens

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(03/18/2013) [-]

Oh ****, good one man

#232 to #8 - parralax

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(03/19/2013) [-]

**parralax rolled a random comment #14581 posted by spojalec at Anime board social ** :

On what?

"Rumor"

#179 to #8 - zynthor

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(03/18/2013) [-]

even if they don't make a third, half-life will always have a place in my heart.

#224 to #8 - jammyz

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(03/18/2013) [-]

#18 to #8 - vexaton

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(03/18/2013) [-]

**vexaton rolls 0** Number of half-life games that will be out by then.

#36 to #18 - hoodyninja

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(03/18/2013) [-]

what if they make it really ****** just because there were so many people asking for it and valve felt like being a troll

#77 to #36 - captainrattrap

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(03/18/2013) [-]

Half Life 3: The Phantom Menace

#129 to #36 - cfeuer

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(03/18/2013) [-]

do you mean...Halflife: forever?

#55 - I Am Monkey

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(03/18/2013) [-]

"ASIANS CAN ACTUALY READ MINDS!!!"
"Everyone can read minds. They invented telekinesis in 2038."

#135 to #55 - anon id: 48fc6670

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(03/18/2013) [-]

telepathy*

#168 to #55 - anon id: 4e03255b

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(03/18/2013) [-]

That's telepathy, silly.

#207 to #55 - padorak

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(03/18/2013) [-]

Cyborgs don't count, even if it is 2038.

#63 to #55 - Xedan

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(03/18/2013) [-]

Telekinesis is the ability to move things with your mind. As in kinetics.
I realize this fact will almost never be useful to you, but there it is.

#72 to #63 - crazyhindu

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(03/18/2013) [-]

i only know that because of destroy all humans

#19 - OrionPax

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(03/18/2013) [-]

See, the problem with the Sherlock fandom is that we have to wait two years for three episodes. We have plenty of time to stew in our insanity.

#23 to #19 - amun

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(03/18/2013) [-]

Know they've confirmed season four for Sherlock? Might be another three years, but its confirmed.

#40 to #23 - OrionPax

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(03/18/2013) [-]

#82 to #23 - rebby

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(03/18/2013) [-]

really?

#231 to #82 - amun

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(03/18/2013) [-]

Yeah, I'm not sure when its going to air. (hopefully not three years after the third season) But its confirmed.

I can't wait for the third season! :D

#22 to #19 - rebby

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(03/18/2013) [-]

unlike the homestuck fandom who goes full ******* crazy after a week without updates

#26 to #22 - Alchemyst

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(03/18/2013) [-]

We go ******* crazy out of anticipation, because we know that every hiatus is followed by a massive and usually awesome update

#27 to #26 - rebby

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(03/18/2013) [-]

i actually recently got into sherlock and they start shooting season 3 this month
or so ive heard

#28 to #27 - Alchemyst

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(03/18/2013) [-]

Oh, I was talking about Homestuck. Seriousl,y Andrew Hussie is a MACHINE. Dude puts out an average of 4 pages a DAY.

#32 to #28 - rebby

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(03/18/2013) [-]

hhahahha oops
i went a little retarded there sorry
but gosh homestuck is so good
sucks its ending this year

#43 to #32 - wakami

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(03/18/2013) [-]

Good news however, Hussie will be working on the game and eventually a NEW epic web series.

#59 to #43 - redlikewine

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(03/18/2013) [-]

i dont want homestuck to end but i want that game

#48 to #43 - rebby

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(03/18/2013) [-]

yeah
i heard homestuck was basically a warm up comic
i cant wait for the next one

#57 to #48 - redlikewine

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(03/18/2013) [-]

#62 to #57 - rebby

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(03/18/2013) [-]

fandoms face when homestuck ends
before the floods of tears happen

#64 to #62 - redlikewine

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(03/18/2013) [-]

mfw homestucks close to ending

#68 to #64 - rebby

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(03/18/2013) [-]

imagine the riot possibilities
half the fandom is stupid though. someone threw a metal bucket at a non fan and they had to be hospitalized
but the good half is so good its like wow glorious

#79 to #68 - redlikewine

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(03/18/2013) [-]

I SERIOUSLY CANNOT ******* STAND THAT HALF OF THE FANDOM!

the bad half: ewwww buckets lol! gamzees adorable!! he did nothing wrong!!!!! eridans forever alone lol! the intermissions boring i just skipped it! what? there's no one in the comic named serenity! i hate vriska shes a bitch!

the good half: WHY WONT THE CLOWN DIE! eridan has had the most relationships out of everyone. with the current updates the intermission has been foreshadowing a *******! calliope disguised herself as serenity!! vriska did what she had to to stay alive on alternia and was manipulated into killing aradia by doc scratch

#95 to #79 - missjessicaparker

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(03/18/2013) [-]

All right, you guys got me. I'm gonna go check out Homestuck now. Hope it's as good as you make it seem.

#106 to #95 - redlikewine

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(03/18/2013) [-]

warning
its basically a novel with moving pictures it going to take a while to get through (it has a higher word count than all the harry potter book combined)
it starts out in black and white and slowly gains color
also its a comedy so dont expect anything cool and serious for a while
there is a HUGE amount of foreshadowing and hinting so NEVER skip a pester-log no matter how long or boring
and a lot of characters are introduced without an explanation so keep track of them itll make scene eventually

and with that i wish you luck, may you not see any spoilers

#116 to #106 - missjessicaparker

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(03/18/2013) [-]

So far, I'm really enjoying it. Just got past Act 1 and got to the part where I can start moving around and clicking on stuff before saving. More on this tomorrow.

#147 to #116 - Iloldmypants

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(03/18/2013) [-]

If you got through Act 1, then the worst is pretty much over. Everything begins to pick up after that.

#127 to #116 - redlikewine

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(03/18/2013) [-]

sometimes a large amount of stuff is explained at once so if you ever need any help simplifying things just ask.

its so much fun watching the birth of a fan.

#233 to #127 - missjessicaparker

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(03/19/2013) [-]

Can you tell me just how evil the clown is? The Harlequin that got put into the sprite? It just seems like he is gonna tear **** up, and that comes from all the harlequins in the house and how much they are despised. Plus the fact that he got all tore up from the glass and looks pretty gnarly.

#234 to #233 - redlikewine

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(03/19/2013) [-]

not that one, all the sprites are basically the games version of Navi, just a helper.
but whatever is put into the sprite before they enter the medium becomes part of the games boss, but it'll explain that later
the clown i was talking about is someone else, but i dont want to spoil it
but if you really want to know how evil he is, apart from a few murders hes also sleeping with his best friends girl

#81 to #79 - rebby

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(03/18/2013) [-]

vriska is my favorite troll
she did some bad **** but she had to to feed her lusus
she feels bad and i think shes great
but most people only see the bad side and i just
ugh how can you ignore such great art and cosplays and stuff. just because some of the fans are ******

#92 to #81 - redlikewine

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(03/18/2013) [-]

i hate how they always portray gamzee and vriska like the people they where before the game, and not how they are now.
vriska is a fantastic character and i think she has some of the best character development iv ever seen. and unlike gamzee shes at least genuinely sorry for the things she did.
and dont even get me started on the people who say "nyeh"

#94 to #92 - rebby

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(03/18/2013) [-]

nyeh is almost as bad as *******
like wow karkat said it once
jade has said it more than him yet shes "pretty princess who would NEVER SWEAR NO WAY"
also "god" and "jegus"
the only time they were said was as a joke and theyre said god and jesus tons of times (especially in comparison)

#99 to #94 - redlikewine

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(03/18/2013) [-]

or how johns always portrayed as some cute little ***** kid
he can be a real dick sometimes

#104 to #99 - rebby

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(03/18/2013) [-]

more like
hes an asshole
but hes a nice asshole usually

#107 to #104 - redlikewine

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(03/18/2013) [-]

yes! hes a friendly asshole why cant people see that?!

i think im getting gif happy

#109 to #107 - rebby

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(03/18/2013) [-]

its ok
i dont have many homestuck gifs
i dont even have many homestuck drawings saved anymore

#110 to #109 - redlikewine

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(03/18/2013) [-]

there just never seems like a good time to use some of them

#152 - breakfastlunch

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(03/18/2013) [-]

I'll probably just keep doing what I'm doing now.

#89 - davisdamen

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(03/18/2013) [-]

"any word on Star Wars: Battlefront 3 yet?"

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(03/18/2013) [-]

Disney has decided to make it. I'm guessing we'll have a Battlefront 3 next year or the year after.

#198 to #89 - messerauditore

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(03/18/2013) [-]

You can thank EA for the delay (shocking I know). They ran pandemic into the ground. That's why we'll never see Mercenaries 3 either...

#201 to #89 - anon id: 06c0231f

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(03/18/2013) [-]

yes

#86 - jakuu

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(03/18/2013) [-]

"Guys, I think I've finally figured out Lost."

#91 to #86 - DiabloStrawhat

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(03/18/2013) [-]

That's a bit too fa-fetched, brother :P

#96 - HeartOfTheDL

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(03/18/2013) [-]

"Anyone still excited for Half life 3?"

#108 - turbodoosh

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(03/18/2013) [-]

I can finally rent Ultra Porn!

#128 to #108 - cumsinbucket

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(03/18/2013) [-]

I sure would like to hear what ultra porn is.
Are the women better looking or is there plot to the story that you can't use in regular porn?
There has to be something that makes them different.