Ellen. .. Wait... is Ellen married to the chick from Arrested Development? ellen degeneres
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#1 - John Cena (03/17/2013) [-]
So it's okay tof Ellen to stare at Katys breasts but when I do it it's suddenly "weird" and "sexual abusing"
#45 to #1 - John Cena (03/17/2013) [-]
Pretty much. Now shut up, Meg.
User avatar #90 to #1 - Blargosnarf (03/18/2013) [-]
Well, if you weren't furiously masturbating at the same time people wouldn't get as angry!
#119 to #1 - John Cena (03/18/2013) [-]
It's okay to repost tits, but when you repost funny it's suddenly faggotry.
#146 to #1 - John Cena (03/18/2013) [-]
how did you misspell for at tof?
User avatar #115 to #1 - ordernumbernine (03/18/2013) [-]
shut up meg
#143 to #115 - John Cena (03/18/2013) [-]
shut up ordernumbernine
#57 to #1 - John Cena (03/18/2013) [-]
Comprehension of human interaction level: -9000
#6 to #1 - questionquota (03/17/2013) [-]
Welcome to the world of being, "a lesbian trapped in a man's body."
#42 to #6 - John Cena (03/17/2013) [-]
... oh.
#47 - helgrind (03/17/2013) [-]
Wait... is Ellen married to the chick from Arrested Development?
Wait... is Ellen married to the chick from Arrested Development?
#48 to #47 - eiyven (03/17/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes she is.
#9 - shutes (03/17/2013) [-]
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#121 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (03/18/2013) [-]
What Ellen saw...
#130 to #121 - Dwarf (03/18/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #52251 at Slice of Life thread 3 ** I noticed the hair too.
User avatar #13 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
Ellen, she does what she wants.
User avatar #17 to #13 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
So does Umbrella Corporation......
User avatar #18 to #17 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
They do what they NEED.
User avatar #19 to #18 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
Don't they just see massacring people as literally the only option..?
User avatar #20 to #19 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
It makes life easier than doing things the "right" way.
User avatar #22 to #20 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
I will now refer to you as Wesker.
You're an a-hole, Wesker.
-Sincerely, me. c:
User avatar #23 to #22 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
I will now refer to you as PENCIL SHARPENER.
I wouldn't have it any other way, PENCIL SHARPENER.
-Sincerely, me :3
User avatar #24 to #23 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
Don't be jelly.
Who doesn't wish they were a pencil sharpener?
User avatar #25 to #24 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco raises his hand**
User avatar #26 to #25 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 to #26 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry, I was just answering your question.
User avatar #28 to #27 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
Oh, I thought you had a question for the all-knowing pencil sharpener.
My sincere apologies.
What would you like to be then, my dear man?
User avatar #29 to #28 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
A kitty cat....a powerful kitty cat.
User avatar #32 to #29 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
Ha. Weird. I just finished a novel the other day.. an undead cat murders people..
Cats are evil, y'know.
User avatar #33 to #32 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
....Pet Sematary?
User avatar #34 to #33 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #35 to #34 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
I saw the movie once....
User avatar #36 to #35 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
Aaaah I see I understand. And did you enjoy partaking in the viewing of that movie?
User avatar #37 to #36 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
It was pretty good, but a bit stupid at parts.
#41 to #37 - bunnyrabbitmadhat (03/17/2013) [-]
I know I don't belong here but I've seen tat movie too and I liked it a lot :) do you remember what year it came out?
User avatar #39 to #37 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
Do you read? Or no?
User avatar #40 to #39 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
I don't read too much.
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User avatar #38 to #37 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
Yeah. Movies really do have a knack for that. The book was just.. heartwrenching. I've read at least ten of his works and that's by far the most sorrowful.
#126 - owmowmow (03/18/2013) [-]
Save this one for later.
User avatar #61 - karvarausku ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
So it's okay for lesbo to stare at tits but not men...?
User avatar #63 to #61 - KayRed (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't know why a lesbian would be staring at men, they are afterall, lesbians.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Theemannification (03/18/2013) [-]
I received that as its ok for lesbos to stare at tits, but its not ok for men to stare at tits
User avatar #68 to #64 - KayRed (03/18/2013) [-]
Which is what he was implying, but the sentence could've had different meaning, and I'm really bored...
User avatar #73 to #68 - flemsdfer (03/18/2013) [-]
I thought it was funny.....
User avatar #75 to #73 - KayRed (03/18/2013) [-]
If another person thought it was funny, then it was worth it. Thank you.
User avatar #86 to #75 - doctadoc (03/18/2013) [-]
I laughed too
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#55 - Pompano (03/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #80 to #55 - Marker ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
What is going on in this gif?
User avatar #102 to #80 - Alchemyst (03/18/2013) [-]
Just FYI, that is not the original gif. I haven't watched that anime, but it has been edited to resemble Homestuck characters.

Please Hussie shield me from the sea of red thumbs.....
User avatar #103 to #102 - Marker ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
I knew I recognized the symbol on the shirt from somewhere.
User avatar #85 to #80 - viscerys (03/18/2013) [-]
Who knows? It's anime.
User avatar #87 to #85 - Marker ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
What anime is it? I feel like I recognize it, but I can't place a name.
User avatar #89 to #87 - viscerys (03/18/2013) [-]
No idea. I'm just starting to come out of my asshol-ey phase of thinking all anime looks the same and is just a cartoon, and starting to get into it.
User avatar #91 to #89 - Marker ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
Good for you. Might I suggest Nichijou?
User avatar #93 to #91 - viscerys (03/18/2013) [-]
I'll finish Sound of the Sky and move on to that. What's the basic premise?
#94 to #93 - Marker ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
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More or less nothingness, depending on how you look at it. "Nichijou" roughly translates to "My everyday life." It's supposed to be a slice of life anime, but the things going on would never happen in a normal world.

<<For example.
User avatar #95 to #94 - viscerys (03/18/2013) [-]
And now I know what that's from. Thank you, good sir.
User avatar #100 to #95 - Marker ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
You may or may not have seen many Nichijou .gif threads, most of which I am a part of, and sometimes start.
User avatar #21 - sinonyx (03/17/2013) [-]
now, replace ellen with a straight male
User avatar #81 to #21 - Marker ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
He obviously only wants sex.
User avatar #71 to #21 - marinald (03/18/2013) [-]
That's ******* sick.
#50 to #21 - razzar (03/17/2013) [-]
WTF ARE YOU THINKING??!! He would rape Katy and what not.
#56 to #50 - dovakiinsteve (03/18/2013) [-]
.... Yeah?
User avatar #46 to #21 - Casman (03/17/2013) [-]
what a pervert
User avatar #60 - KayRed (03/18/2013) [-]
I think both Ellen and I agree that we'd like to Katy's boobs on Portia de Rossi.
#51 - John Cena (03/17/2013) [-]
she ogled a woman, all my thombs OP
User avatar #54 to #51 - OddballAnon (03/18/2013) [-]
Shut up meg
User avatar #67 to #51 - secretdestroyers (03/18/2013) [-]
Observe silence henceforth, Megan.
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User avatar #79 to #72 - Marker ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
No, she uses the established fact that she is one for attention.
#10 - John Cena (03/17/2013) [-]
good thing im gay*
User avatar #96 to #10 - johnalexx (03/18/2013) [-]
Shut up, meg....
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#129 - John Cena (03/18/2013) [-]
I bet if a man did that everyone would just call him perverted.

good job on double standards everyone
User avatar #138 to #129 - habanaro (03/18/2013) [-]
Pretty sure that if it was a male comedian it would still be funny.
#76 - concernedmother (03/18/2013) [-]
I hate how people idolize that vermin Ellen. Can't you people see how immoral she is? She tied her sentence in hell once she chose to be a fag. All you fag lovers will follow her unless you accept Jesus as your true lord and savior. The gays should be all killed.
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User avatar #97 to #76 - dilltwentytwo (03/18/2013) [-]
Hey are you part of the Westboro Baptist Church.
#104 to #76 - pebar (03/18/2013) [-]
A person's morality doesn't concern anyone else. Unless they are violating some law, you have no reason to care. It is just plain arrogance for someone to think other people should conform to someone else's sense of ethics.   
*throws the troll some peanuts*
A person's morality doesn't concern anyone else. Unless they are violating some law, you have no reason to care. It is just plain arrogance for someone to think other people should conform to someone else's sense of ethics.

*throws the troll some peanuts*
#114 to #104 - John Cena (03/18/2013) [-]
So wait, in prehistoric times when there were no laws, it was morally acceptable to kill and torture others in any way you wanted and we should just condone that?
User avatar #120 to #114 - pebar (03/18/2013) [-]
People would band together and set rules for community to follow. These rules would eventually become laws. A total anarchist society is unnatural because people will do what they can to survive. So for this new society to function, people gave up their "right to kill." Without law, family and friends would take revenge then the other side would take revenge and there would be a loop. With this new society, the community as a whole agrees to take revenge on behalf of the victim so that there would be no loop of endless violence; this eventually becomes government.

that's how I see it anyway
#124 to #120 - John Cena (03/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, the emergence of law and order is great and all, but that didn't make it ethical to kill before they came about. And competent governments with codified justice systems lagged a few centuries behind humans making tools and weapons, so for some uncertain period, whoever had the biggest family had earthly license to kill anyone for any reason. Should we really not condemn them because nobody told them to stop?
User avatar #131 to #124 - pebar (03/18/2013) [-]
The law is not a system of morality. While law does have its roots in ethics, for example my state has nearly made abortion illegal, the primary purpose of the law is to maintain social order. If a majority of the population thinks something is immoral, generally a law will be made because people being upset disturbs social order. But this is only seen after some kind of crude government is already set up.

There are people who think human sacrifice is morally ok for the sake of religion. My point is that morality is entirely opinion-based. Until a law is made, the ethics of an issue will remain merely a person's opinion.
#137 to #131 - John Cena (03/18/2013) [-]
But even laws which aren't based on a morality system can be open to interpretation. The best example I can think of would be Supreme Court rulings on segregation. Based simply on who the Justices are when a case is brought in, the Court will have directly contradictory rulings on the meaning of a particular part of the Constitution.

Making a law doesn't make ethics much more objective, especially with conscientious objection, laws being written and repealed frequently, etc. If you don't have your own idea of what is right and wrong, no government can give you a reliable answer.
User avatar #141 to #137 - pebar (03/18/2013) [-]
This is why it's important not to confuse law and morality. The law can only give a broad generalization of what the society thinks. For example, Saudi Arabia is a completely different place because it bases its government on religion and the people there are pretty much ok with it. America on the other hand was founded on the idea of religious tolerance. Because both sides think they are morally right, one side can't patronize the other.

People's views change over time so the law will also change. If you look our court system, they only interpret existing laws. It's true, courts can change how laws are viewed, but courts also have to take into consideration previous court findings. It is this way so that the laws don't change rapidly and they mean the same thing in different places.

interesting and slightly related
#77 to #76 - John Cena (03/18/2013) [-]
Its ok, its the effort that counts in the end right?
User avatar #82 to #77 - stfuimworkin (03/18/2013) [-]
shut up meg
User avatar #135 to #76 - Nullifier (03/18/2013) [-]
10/10 got all of these people below me

I mean, honestly? Someone who makes an account on funnyjunk called concerned mother, then posts controversial and obviously exaggerated opinions? Come on now, guys. Jesus **** .
User avatar #144 to #135 - thatnerdyguy (03/18/2013) [-]
Watch your language, mom will get mad.
User avatar #101 to #76 - mitchellking (03/18/2013) [-]
Date Signed Up: 3/18/2013
User avatar #128 to #76 - thatnerdyguy (03/18/2013) [-]
GUYS. Check the username.
I'm pretty sure it's a novelty account.
User avatar #132 to #128 - turdburgalar (03/18/2013) [-]
Especially since it was made today hah.
User avatar #134 to #132 - thatnerdyguy (03/18/2013) [-]
And honestly, I thought they were pretty funny. I wish people would stop thumbing them down, I don't want this guy to get autobanned.
#142 to #134 - concernedmother (03/18/2013) [-]
Thank You.
User avatar #136 to #76 - hurricanesam (03/18/2013) [-]
Mom, take your pills and go to bed.
#109 to #76 - werrew (03/18/2013) [-]
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#110 to #76 - gunnyjoe (03/18/2013) [-]
Do we post gay porn to your page or..?
Do we post gay porn to your page or..?
User avatar #125 to #110 - cubanwhiteman (03/18/2013) [-]
Why would we not?
#106 to #76 - tomthehippie (03/18/2013) [-]
To all of you... as a Christian I am sorry for douchebags like this retard who can't follow what Jesus said.

Love each other. Love god. Those were his final commands to us as Christians before he died for us.

I hope that you don't confuse pricks like this guy and WBC for all Christians.

God bless you all. Even the gays. Especially the lesbians.
#107 to #106 - John Cena (03/18/2013) [-]
"especially the lesbians"
#149 to #76 - studbeefpile (03/22/2013) [-]
Damnit, you're exactly the kind of jackass that makes reasonable people that happen to believe in the teachings of Christ without trying to shove it down everyone's throat (such as myself) look bad.
User avatar #133 to #76 - turdburgalar (03/18/2013) [-]
Just stop trying to make Christians look bad with your pathetic "joke".
#139 - lemortedemiller (03/18/2013) [-]
I'll just leave this here.
User avatar #123 - raquelian (03/18/2013) [-]
the wild lesbian examines Jayden Jaymes while at-
wait a minute....
upon further examination I can conclude that that's Katy Perry
#116 - andyshandy (03/18/2013) [-]
And now Portia's attempt to get Ellen to notice her again.
#118 to #116 - andyshandy (03/18/2013) [-]
Make that attempts actually.
Make that attempts actually.
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