Good ol' Daryl. Not claiming OC, just found and felt I should share... it does kinda exist Good ol' Daryl Not claiming OC just found and felt I should share it does kinda exist
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#5 - antiphates
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Hi!   
   
A zombie apocalypse will never happen, and deep down you know it.   
   
Bye!
Hi!

A zombie apocalypse will never happen, and deep down you know it.

Bye!
#17 to #5 - downtoabsolutezero **User deleted account**
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#33 to #17 - antiphates
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(03/17/2013) [-]
So you wish for 90% of the people on the planet to die or worse so that you can play CoD in real life? Okay, sorry for being a funsucker.
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#49 to #46 - antiphates
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(03/18/2013) [-]
I'll suck all of your fun away. Why? Because I'm so very smart.
#50 to #49 - ColonelHansLanda
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(03/21/2013) [-]
Because you read Cracked?
#39 to #5 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE
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(03/17/2013) [-]
stop ruining the fun
stop ruining the fun
#30 to #5 - anon
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Just wait till the zombifying shrooms mutate.
#45 to #5 - anon
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(03/17/2013) [-]
There just needs to be a parasite that can controll the others nervous system.
Bugs have it.Why not us.I mean they can even cause mutation.
#40 to #5 - vicesvipers
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(03/17/2013) [-]
#32 to #5 - itsbendingtime
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Unfortunately he is right.
Even if a virus which caused zombification did arise, the zombies would be put down fairly quickly.
When your main food source is also your most dangerous predator, your species is doomed.
#6 to #5 - maddboiy
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(03/17/2013) [-]
shhhhhh don't ruin the magic
#11 to #6 - antiphates
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(03/17/2013) [-]
But you know I speak the truth....
#13 to #11 - anon
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Rabies type thing maybe? I need to keep this dream alive.
#14 to #13 - antiphates
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(03/17/2013) [-]
No. I'm here to crush all of your dreams and hopes.

Rabies wouldn't work. it kills too quickly and it spreads too slow.
Plus spreading via saliva is pretty much the worst way for any infection to spread, save perhaps blood-sucking insects.

Remember when that dog got rabies, then everyone on the entire continent suddenly had rabies except for a few people huddled together in a bathroom with a locked door? No?
#20 to #14 - gammajk
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(03/17/2013) [-]
1. Read World War Z
2. Stop being such an insufferable cunt
3. ???
4. Profit
#28 to #20 - antiphates
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(03/17/2013) [-]
You know it ain't gonna happen...
#16 to #14 - thegrayknights
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(03/17/2013) [-]
HIV/AIDS can be spread through saliva cant it?
#26 to #16 - antiphates
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Sure, but you don't know if the person has got HIV/AIDS. Nobody will make out/ have sex with a zombie. Unless you have some wierd fetish.
#15 to #14 - anon
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(03/17/2013) [-]
I said rabies type thing, imagine a airborne or waterborne disease that made people go ******* like rabies, would spread like wildfire.
#27 to #15 - antiphates
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(03/17/2013) [-]
But would the *************** really be zombies? Would they?

Anyway, I'll give you a lovely little link.

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#44 to #27 - anon
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Mindless wandering bloodthirsty husks? Sounds about right. And a some of the things in that article aren't really that big of a deal, anything that attacks or eats a zombie, boom zombie created, 7 BILLION PEOPLE let's say just 70% get infected, that is still more people than you would be able to put down in any time-frame short of 10-20 years.
#48 to #44 - antiphates
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(03/18/2013) [-]
then we would have ~4,9 billion retards that would get themselves killed. All the 1,1 billion non-zombies would just have to lock themselves and their fridge in the bathroom and wait it out. Of course, they wouldn't do that. They would go on a killing spree, and the poor little zombies would not have much of a chance.
#12 - heafi
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(03/17/2013) [-]
it does kinda exist
#25 to #12 - crazylance ONLINE
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Is it dumb if I say I read it once ?
He makes some VERY valid and good points, hopefully the zombies will be walkers.
Also, it scares me to know they use ALL their senses than we do.
#10 - raiterra ONLINE
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(03/17/2013) [-]
The things I would do to that man....
#35 - ladyepic
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Why are his eyes so perfect? Why?
Why are his eyes so perfect? Why?
#37 to #35 - weefee
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(03/17/2013) [-]
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#7 - schizoo ONLINE
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(03/17/2013) [-]
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#36 - weefee
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(03/17/2013) [-]
he's amazing
he's amazing
#1 - karpmin
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(03/16/2013) [-]
#19 - anon
Reply 0
(03/17/2013) [-]
Derle Dixon
#18 - anon
Reply 0
(03/17/2013) [-]
It's Darle Dixon
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