True story. Some OC for you. My friend showed me this conversation she was having with a guy.. News Feed _ active new I. _ I was going down on a girl and Tribut
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True story

 
True story. Some OC for you. My friend showed me this conversation she was having with a guy.. News Feed _ active new I. _ I was going down on a girl and Tribut

Some OC for you. My friend showed me this conversation she was having with a guy.

News Feed _
active new
I. _ I was going down on a girl and
Tribute came on as the next l
song I
t: I started flicking my tongue to
l the beat l
in l When she noticed, she started I
l laughing her ass off l
i: : made me laugh, but since .
I was in vagina I
ended up blowing raspberries all
over her crotch
And she fell off the bed I
c., Which made her laugh even
harder l
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#17 - demonbunny (03/16/2013) [-]
I was at the house of the Girl I seeing the other night. We'd been hanging out, eating pizza and watching a film. During said film, things started getting a bit naughty and I started to go down on her. Upon doing so, the most hilariously inappropriate scene to lick a girl out to in the history of film came on.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmHUpUistbg

Do you have any idea?
#131 to #17 - anon (03/17/2013) [-]
Just start trying to mimic the sounds with your tongue out. She'd love it
#24 to #17 - augustusxxiv (03/16/2013) [-]
1. Best scene of that movie   
2. YFW scene comes on and you look your gal in the eyes
1. Best scene of that movie
2. YFW scene comes on and you look your gal in the eyes
User avatar #68 to #45 - doombunni (03/16/2013) [-]
Haha I'm watching skytanic right now
User avatar #62 to #45 - appleboom (03/16/2013) [-]
Kreigersan!
#3 - anahbell (03/16/2013) [-]
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#31 - smashingprodigy (03/16/2013) [-]
Dinner AND a show!
#7 - johnylingo (03/16/2013) [-]
i don't give a **** but how were you texting from Mooooooo?
#9 to #7 - Alchemyst (03/16/2013) [-]
Oh the ending got cut off. She had annoyed me.
#32 to #9 - Kadzait (03/16/2013) [-]
**Kadzait rolled a random image posted in comment #8782 at Complaints ** THIS IS WHY PEOPLE HATE US
#11 - makotoitou ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
#10 - sillymoose (03/16/2013) [-]
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#83 - arrogant (03/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #98 to #83 - chexmex (03/17/2013) [-]
You should add words to that. Like GET when he smacks her ass THE **** when he kicks over her and OUTTA HERE! when he humps her off stage.
User avatar #107 to #100 - madeyoulooknana (03/17/2013) [-]
DOIT DOIT DOIT DOIT DOIT DOIT DOIT DOIT
#142 to #107 - icametocomment (03/17/2013) [-]
Not the OP, still delivered. Sorry for the 			******		 quality.
Not the OP, still delivered. Sorry for the ****** quality.
User avatar #138 to #98 - arrogant (03/17/2013) [-]
I would, but I have absolutely no skills with gif files. Any friendly tech heads out there who could do this for us?
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#137 to #129 - ironstrike (03/17/2013) [-]
That sure is one hell of a tenacious power.
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#76 - obeythebiscuits (03/17/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
#77 - tehlulzbringer (03/17/2013) [-]
>me, two years ago on my birthday   
>About to have sex with this girl   
>been waiting for this all week   
>candles lit, music on, and everything   
>song i like comes up and the same thing accidentally happens   
>except she doesn't fall off the bed   
>mfw about 30 seconds later, it hits me like a brick   
>so scared, I couldn't even move   
>not sure what to do so I just sit there like a retard   
>she gets up and throws her clothes back on   
>she turns to me, thanks me for digging her out of that grave, and walks away   
>so i grab my shovel and move on to the next grave
>me, two years ago on my birthday
>About to have sex with this girl
>been waiting for this all week
>candles lit, music on, and everything
>song i like comes up and the same thing accidentally happens
>except she doesn't fall off the bed
>mfw about 30 seconds later, it hits me like a brick
>so scared, I couldn't even move
>not sure what to do so I just sit there like a retard
>she gets up and throws her clothes back on
>she turns to me, thanks me for digging her out of that grave, and walks away
>so i grab my shovel and move on to the next grave
User avatar #110 - kwizzy (03/17/2013) [-]
Reminds me of something that happened a while ago.
>Be 2 years ago, 17y/o
>Down at the local Farmers Market
>Looking for some fresh Salmon
>As blind as a Bat
>Trying out contacts for the first time instead of my thick glasses
>It's like they don't even work
>Smell of fish growing stronger
>I must be getting close
>Finally find what I'm looking for
>Go to the table to pay for the fish and get a bag
>Join the line
>Very tall woman standing in front of me
>Thatismyfetish.PNG
>Build up the courage to talk to her
>We hit it off right then and there
>Talking about everything
>She awkwardly explains her background and why she loves fish so much
>She grew up near the shore so she was always around it when she was young or some ****
>I ask her if she would like to come over that night
>"Sure Kwizzy, that sounds great!"
>Hint to her that my parents won't be home until 8pm
>She seems excited
>First date in a year, very nervous
>Say goodbye, pay for my **** and rush home
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User avatar #135 to #114 - brigibbs (03/17/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up meg
User avatar #111 to #110 - kwizzy (03/17/2013) [-]
>Skip ahead 1H30M, she should be here in 30Mins
>Almost done cleaning room
>She shows up 30 minutes early
>She says sorry for being unexpectedly early
>"Sorry for being so early, it's just how the bus schedule was planned"
>I tell her it's fine.
>"Come on in!" I exclaimed
>I remember the room filling with the smell of fish upon her entering
>Must have been on her breath
>"Kwizzy, let's cut to the chase, we want each other!"
>We rush to the bedroom
>After 15 minutes of sex, she lets me know that she is very unsatisfied
>Little did she know, I couldn't see **** all
>We get clothed again
>She says she should leave now and catch the early bus
>okay.jpg
>"Oh **** , I forgot my bus pass!"
> I tell her I can help her out.
>I pull the change out of my pocket, but can't see it
>Use glasses
>"How much did you need?"
>"I need about tree fiddy"
>Glance up
>It all makes sense now, I was so blind I couldn't tell she was a huge Crustacean from the Paleolithic Era!
>Damn Loch Ness monster tried to fool me again!
#78 - jacklethesnake (03/17/2013) [-]
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#13 - Thevaultboy (03/16/2013) [-]
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#65 - avatarsarefornoobs (03/16/2013) [-]
its funny because... its about sex?   
sounds like fj
its funny because... its about sex?
sounds like fj
#69 to #65 - anon (03/16/2013) [-]
No, it's funny because it's about an amusing situation that escalates into a even more amusing one when he starts blurting into her vagina. The visualisation of how ridiculous and awkward this situation would be is humours.

Though can be dangerous kids, blowing air into the vagina can send bubbles of air into her blood stream and is bad, mmmkay.
#88 to #69 - roughriders (03/17/2013) [-]
Its funnier when you explain the joke
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