Shit Ellen. I love this woman and her show mostly the show. CCI Literally after their mate, The Black Widow immediately eats her ex. Swift just writes a sang ab
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#2 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (03/16/2013) [-]
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#6 - Rascal (03/16/2013) [-]
I'd say that being eaten after the sex is the merciful choice
#37 to #6 - Rascal (03/17/2013) [-]
shut up, Meg
#4 - dipshitz (03/16/2013) [-]
The powers of imagination
User avatar #11 to #4 - exclamation (03/17/2013) [-]
ITS NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH!
#33 to #4 - vorack **User deleted account** (03/17/2013) [-]
I assume that in the uncensored picture she has a swimsuit on and its just tiny but...
In a vain attempt at looking for something of Taylor Swift Naked...
Sauce?

MFW waiting for a response.
#14 to #4 - dipshitz (03/17/2013) [-]
seems legit
User avatar #12 to #4 - jalthelas (03/17/2013) [-]
Bubble it.

So more skin is showing, and it's not just two FAT ******* BLACK SQUARES.
User avatar #13 to #12 - jalthelas (03/17/2013) [-]
RECTANGLES*
#19 - pebar ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-]
#1 - hungsloth (03/16/2013) [-]
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#9 - neoexdeath (03/17/2013) [-]
Dates a black widow

Has a mutual, amicable breakup resulting in no hurt feelings.
#23 to #9 - tomthehippie (03/17/2013) [-]
See's his ex getting hit by her current boyfriend

Helps her hide the body.
#5 - drunkengnome (03/16/2013) [-]
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#22 to #10 - Rascal (03/17/2013) [-]
*le awkward boner*
User avatar #27 to #22 - truemox (03/17/2013) [-]
Shut up, Meg.
User avatar #24 to #22 - lulzdealer (03/17/2013) [-]
Shut up, Meg
User avatar #17 - durkadurka (03/17/2013) [-]
1. Date Talyor Swift.
2. Break up with Taylor Swift
3. Get an album written about you.
#34 - Rascal (03/17/2013) [-]
LE TAYLOR SWIFT JOKE






I'm laughing so hard, everyone does them but its still funny. Le laughter face
#36 - Zyklone (03/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #32 - Yojimbo (03/17/2013) [-]
"Taylor Swift writes songs about her ex boyfriends!" So original joke!
#31 - alphashell (03/17/2013) [-]
...and I'm just realizing why the call it the black widow... MFW
#3 - Rascal (03/16/2013) [-]
She's not even funny.
User avatar #20 to #3 - Mesmus (03/17/2013) [-]
Goat remix of her song is pretty ******* funny though!
User avatar #25 to #3 - lulzdealer (03/17/2013) [-]
Shut up, Meg.
#7 to #3 - leachan **User deleted account** (03/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #18 to #3 - mondominiman (03/17/2013) [-]
But taylor swift isn't a comedian.
#30 - Rascal (03/17/2013) [-]
tom
User avatar #26 - lordvimless (03/17/2013) [-]
actually the black widow only eats the mate due to hunger a time which pays to be a precumer.
User avatar #35 to #26 - riathewolf (03/17/2013) [-]
She eats her mate to provide energy for the eggs.
User avatar #38 to #35 - lordvimless (03/17/2013) [-]
only if she didnt eat before sex
#39 to #38 - riathewolf (03/17/2013) [-]
True, true...   
   
GIF relevant to males who mate with hungry females before being eaten.
True, true...

GIF relevant to males who mate with hungry females before being eaten.
#40 to #39 - lordvimless (03/17/2013) [-]
we have to agree, it sucks to be this guy.
#42 to #40 - riathewolf (03/17/2013) [-]
Oh God, I've seen this 			****		. And they actually have a ganglion in the abdomen controls the motions of copulation so they keep 			*******		 even when their head is eaten. That's 			*******		 cannibalism AND (sorta) necrophilia!
Oh God, I've seen this **** . And they actually have a ganglion in the abdomen controls the motions of copulation so they keep ******* even when their head is eaten. That's ******* cannibalism AND (sorta) necrophilia!
User avatar #43 to #42 - lordvimless (03/17/2013) [-]
we are on the same page at least.
User avatar #44 to #43 - riathewolf (03/17/2013) [-]
Yes indeed
User avatar #41 to #40 - lordvimless (03/17/2013) [-]
no mater what Marie Antoinette.
User avatar #15 - mrfourtysevenman (03/17/2013) [-]
oh **** you did it now ellen

now swift is gonna publicly say a bad thing about you :C
User avatar #21 to #15 - myscreamingmidget (03/17/2013) [-]
Her and Swift are actually good friends.
User avatar #8 - secretdestroyers (03/17/2013) [-]
Neither option sounds entirely pleasant. But, I'd rather be put out of my msery than be reminded of it for....the 5 minutes that a new Taylor Swift song is popular for.
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