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#5 - twatter (03/16/2013) [-]
Soon enough you'll be Bropunzel
#15 - meowmixallday (03/16/2013) [-]
>Be 19   
>"im an adult now"   
>Be 19
>"im an adult now"
User avatar #156 to #15 - milthyfoustache (03/17/2013) [-]
Why is it most of the time when someone comments with their age on Funnyjunk they are 19? Weeeeird, I am also 19.
User avatar #183 to #156 - meowmixallday (03/17/2013) [-]
oh sorry, im actually 17. i just put myself in the mind set of someone who was ignorant enough to think they could grow a beard, but in reality couldnt.
User avatar #186 to #183 - milthyfoustache (03/17/2013) [-]
Lot of people can grow a beard at 19.. wish I could
#143 to #15 - anon (03/17/2013) [-]
I do understand that most 19 year olds are not adults, but some actually are and contribute to society.
#24 to #15 - Schofield ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - captainfuckitall (03/16/2013) [-]
I can't grow hair in the bridge of my lip

I can never fulfil my dream of becoming Adolph Hitler. You don't know what pain is.
User avatar #53 to #6 - sMeXiNippZ (03/16/2013) [-]
I do good sir. It is very upsetting. I try to grow a mustache and it fills in except for the middle right under my nose. Very upsetting
User avatar #76 to #53 - fukkendragonite (03/16/2013) [-]
I can confirm, me and my 2 brothers all have this problem and we have discussed it at length
User avatar #160 to #76 - captainfuckitall (03/17/2013) [-]
Was that supposed to be a pun?
User avatar #187 to #160 - fukkendragonite (03/17/2013) [-]
I....I don't think so.... That was super srs.
User avatar #18 to #6 - millennial (03/16/2013) [-]
And you don't know how to spell Adolf.
User avatar #159 to #18 - captainfuckitall (03/17/2013) [-]

#7 to #6 - skybluetroll (03/16/2013) [-]
I live in a mostly jewish town, and everytime i shave, i leave the hitler stache and contemplate.
User avatar #8 to #7 - captainfuckitall (03/16/2013) [-]
I don't know who you are, but follow your dreams. Nobody cares about the jews anyways
User avatar #13 - pwnagraphy (03/16/2013) [-]
or it comes in thick as **** , but its only on your neck
User avatar #75 to #13 - Aerodamus (03/16/2013) [-]
Protip: Lose weight.

I mean that in a non-offensive way, I used to have a massive neckbeard problem. I couldn't grow facial hair, because I'd look like a basement dweller when I did. I lost a decent amount of weight, and it wasn't on my neck anymore.
#67 - critique (03/16/2013) [-]
Oh sure, it's cool when a MAN does it but when I grow a full blown beard in a week it's "creepy".   
 it's a joke... please don't kill me
Oh sure, it's cool when a MAN does it but when I grow a full blown beard in a week it's "creepy".

it's a joke... please don't kill me
#26 - mattdoggy (03/16/2013) [-]
I have the opposite of this problem
if i don't shave for a week i look like i should be a lumber jack
if i don't shave for a month and get a tan i look like a terrorist and people are afraid to be on a plane with me i learned this after a long awkward trip
#12 - WolfRider (03/16/2013) [-]
ive had pretty much a full beard since grade 8
ive had pretty much a full beard since grade 8
User avatar #90 to #12 - mintea (03/16/2013) [-]
Long brown hair too.
Known as Jesus all through high school - no joke.
**** got annoying.
User avatar #17 to #12 - itsmedturner (03/16/2013) [-]
It's people like you that I am jealous of...
#87 - burningsmurfs (03/16/2013) [-]
I have the opposite problem, I get five o clock shadow at about 11 a.m.
The owner of the place I worked was about 50 and came walking through the place one day and he said how do you grow hair without missing any spots like that and I said I dunno It's been that way since I was 16. He just made a face and walked away and I was worried he'd tell my manager to give me **** or something. I got a raise soon after though and a letter later saying congratulations beard man.
Mfw I got the letter.
User avatar #95 to #87 - vatra (03/16/2013) [-]
I fail to see how this is a "problem."
User avatar #96 to #95 - burningsmurfs (03/16/2013) [-]
It does keep people from ******* with me so that's nice unless I want to shave 3 times a day.
User avatar #97 to #96 - vatra (03/16/2013) [-]
Jeez, I shave once every three or four days and it doesn't make too much of a difference. Right now I'm sporting a goatee though.
User avatar #98 to #97 - burningsmurfs (03/16/2013) [-]
Well I used to try goatees too but by the end of the work day it just looked like a weird uneven beard so I just said **** it.
User avatar #99 to #98 - vatra (03/16/2013) [-]
Holy **** , that is a ridiculous amount of growth. I only really grow the goatee, the rest stays wispy and thin. And even the goatee takes about a month and a half to look full.
User avatar #101 to #99 - burningsmurfs (03/16/2013) [-]
Yeah I think I might be the world's first and lamest mutant power. I remember the day I first noticed it started in like 8th grade one day at school someone was like dude, wtf happened and I was like wha.....OH GOD WHAT IS ON MY FACE?
User avatar #104 to #101 - vatra (03/16/2013) [-]
Wow, I first started getting growth in eighth grade too, but it was only a thin mustache until 11th grade. Then all of the sudden the rest happened, so I'm hopping the cheeks are just the last to bloom, but I have little to no hope for that seeing as I'm 21.
User avatar #107 to #104 - burningsmurfs (03/16/2013) [-]
Hm it may get a little thicker but most people I know either miss splotches of hair or have it all by the time they were like 18-19 but I'm not sure how likely it is so it could be possible for ya.
User avatar #110 to #107 - vatra (03/16/2013) [-]
It could be, my dad, and both my brothers have 100% full beards. But my brothers and actually half brothers, and they didn't get the native american from my mom like me, so I really doubt it will fill out.
User avatar #113 to #110 - burningsmurfs (03/16/2013) [-]
Oh native american? I think you might be lucky to get what you get then heh no insult meant of course.
User avatar #114 to #113 - vatra (03/16/2013) [-]
None taken, and you are completely right, I'm about 1/4th native american, so even what I have is impressive, it is just annoying seeing my dad and siblings walking around with the only skin viable on their faces being from the nose up.
#93 - lamoc (03/16/2013) [-]
Those are much closer to days instead of weeks for me.
#54 - nephrithotroll (03/16/2013) [-]
I'm 23 years and I only have a some hairs above my upper lip and 3 hairs on my chin other then that nothing grows.
User avatar #88 to #54 - burningsmurfs (03/16/2013) [-]
Are you part native american?
#185 to #88 - nephrithotroll (03/17/2013) [-]
No I am Belgian.
#153 to #54 - wazapdude (03/17/2013) [-]
MFW I can grow more facial hair than a 23 year old
#2 - scooba (03/16/2013) [-]
I'm more like the one on the left.
I'm more like the one on the left.
#127 - goldhiddan (03/17/2013) [-]
how is this a bad thing, I'm middle-eastern and I've got so ******* tired of all this hair
#137 to #127 - anon (03/17/2013) [-]
you should sell it to white people
#138 - benighted (03/17/2013) [-]
one day friend... one day you will bathe your fully erected beard in the triumph waters of victory.
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User avatar #4 - Crusader (03/16/2013) [-]
You do it in phases
Start with Goatee and sideburns, keep them trimmed.
Slowly get a mustache
And then let the rest fill in
User avatar #168 - henryfordthegod (03/17/2013) [-]
The trim is the difficult part next to the itch
#126 - ogomer ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-]
I don't think I'll ever feel like I'm an adult, not even if I get kids. Am I odd?
I don't think I'll ever feel like I'm an adult, not even if I get kids. Am I odd?
User avatar #133 to #126 - comanderspy (03/17/2013) [-]
no, you are not odd, you are blessed. you'll find funny or silly on most things in life, and you might be less grumpy and synical than others. im like that at least, and it pisses some people off that im always like 'yeah whatever' lol
User avatar #146 to #126 - Leopard (03/17/2013) [-]
There are many things in life that will make you feel like an adult.
When you're 19, you have to do all your own legal health papers. So imagine breaking your leg, and going to the doctor's office with your dad. And the doctor throws all the legal papers at you to sign rather then at your father who's next to you.
Or maybe the death of your parents will get you. If you crash your car, your parents would probably take care of everything. The calling the tow truck, doing the insurance stuff, fixing the damages, etc. But now no.. you're on your own forever.
User avatar #155 to #146 - ogomer ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-]
I'm 20. Already crashed once where I had to do everything myself. I live on my own and is currently working a part-time job while studying on the side. Only time when my parents are involved in my life are during social events or when I screw up majorly.
#89 - Keidis (03/16/2013) [-]
Just have Angus pop his ult on you.
#72 - anon (03/16/2013) [-]
Why does everyone want a beard so badly? My facial hair grows too fast to my liking. I have a beard, just because I'm too lazy to spend time every day just to shave.
User avatar #77 to #72 - SuperBobbis (03/16/2013) [-]
I'm with you there. I get a "3 days growth" in 24 hours. In 3 days I've got more stubble than most of my teachers will get in a month. (Lookin' at you, Baby-Face Bannister!)
#79 to #72 - winniedawho (03/16/2013) [-]
Agreed. People tend to ask for something they don't have, but can't appreciate something they already have.
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