Pope. . Satan New Pope thinks gay adoption is child abuse. Since when did the Catholic Church become experts on ch... oh yeah right, nevermind. Pope Satan New thinks gay adoption is child abuse Since when did the Catholic Church become experts on ch oh yeah right nevermind
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#8 - AuroranRage
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Why would you wanna adopt a gay person?
#277 to #8 - tacomutated
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(03/17/2013) [-]
I don't understand this... I mean, I'm gay and I was put into foster care... And the family that adopted me loves me. I don't understand why someone wouldn't I mean. Were just people. I like a dude, doesn't really cause the universe to collapse on itself does it?
#278 to #277 - AuroranRage
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(03/17/2013) [-]
See comment 140 :) I can understand how my comment could be misinterpreted, but I was playing on the ambiguity of the term 'gay adoption', more going for the idea that it implied the adopting of an adult gay person, I'm bisexual myself so no hate intended :)
#287 to #278 - tacomutated
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Oh, I'm sorry dude, I misread it, my bad. Have a pony in return
Oh, I'm sorry dude, I misread it, my bad. Have a pony in return
#289 to #287 - AuroranRage
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(03/30/2013) [-]
No harm done :D Yay ponies :P
#64 to #8 - gayboard ONLINE
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My Gods, Auroran Rage, you can't just ask that.
#140 to #64 - AuroranRage
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I didn't mean it in sense of "why on earth would you want to?" :L I was just playing on the fact that the post called it 'gay adoption' which could imply the process of adopting a gay person :L
#265 to #140 - infamoustrapper
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(03/16/2013) [-]
It IS implying that. What on earth are you trying to say.
#13 to #8 - BerryLicious
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They're great at interior design
#38 to #13 - grimgrey
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Cause I drive a Chevrolet movie theater and I'd like to fit in a Crocodile and an Alligator.
#1 - elmoose **User deleted account**
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#14 to #1 - irishsoulja
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Calling out the catholic church on the pedophilia is like calling out the white americans on black slavery in this modern day
#18 to #14 - anon
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Really? Because slavery in the US ended 150 years ago meanwhile the age of consent in the vatican is 12.
#35 to #18 - anon
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(03/16/2013) [-]
slavery may have ended but abuse towards them hasnt fully subsided
#58 to #35 - venoshto
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oh yeaaah, suuuure. say that again when they'll be a majority in the us in the next 10 years
oh yeaaah, suuuure. say that again when they'll be a majority in the us in the next 10 years
#85 to #58 - alltimetens
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How does that affect anything? I completely agree that the Catholic Church is ******* stupid, but the fact that blacks will be the majority within the next several years doesn't mean anything, and history backs me up on this one. Just look at the apartheid system in South Africa. Whites were the minority, but that didn't matter since they pretty much owned everyone else.

Even during the times of Slavery in the U.S, there were more SLAVES than actual United States citizens!
#98 to #85 - venoshto
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i was replying to that anon, so my comment didn't have anything to do with the catholic church. Also, the number of black people has started to drop shortly after they were set free, especially in the south, thanks to the kkk, and other such organisations' views on black people. Only in the past 20 years have their numbers started increasing, and in the next 10 years they will be a majority again. The difference, though, is that now they have rights and the law supporting them, white people won't have anything to say against it, ergo, my reply to the anon, to state that abuse towards black people has pretty much subsided
#54 to #1 - anon
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(03/16/2013) [-]
hue
#81 - jigglepuff
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(03/16/2013) [-]
THIS JUST IN: Pope is catholic, liberal community outraged.
#131 to #81 - anon
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Finally!
Just put in your godamned brains that this man is a caholic and he is not gonna agree with some stuff. The people that have to agree with him are called 'catholics' and not even those give two ***** about what he says.
#262 to #131 - Canucklehead
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lol

The Pope has a lot of power and can do a lot of good for the world. Look at Pope Joiohn Paul II.

His platform effects all of us. We have a right to complain.
#263 to #262 - Canucklehead
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John*
#16 - pappathethird
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(03/16/2013) [-]
mfw gay parents
#105 - YUSEIWHAT
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I thought the ad was a little funny...
#24 - rotucex
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This is a very nice thread to get raped by red thumbs for expressing a "wrong" opinion, so I'm going to write this:   
Child needs to have mother and father, because they both teach different things about life- when the parents are of the same gender, child will only know one behavior. The same thing is when there is a lone mother- if she's raising a boy, he's more fenimine. (of course that doesn't mean that we have to ban lone mothers, because it's a different matter). And just imagine how that kid would feel at school. Don't tell me that he or she wouldn't be laughed at "because he/she's got two fathers"(at least in my country)
This is a very nice thread to get raped by red thumbs for expressing a "wrong" opinion, so I'm going to write this:
Child needs to have mother and father, because they both teach different things about life- when the parents are of the same gender, child will only know one behavior. The same thing is when there is a lone mother- if she's raising a boy, he's more fenimine. (of course that doesn't mean that we have to ban lone mothers, because it's a different matter). And just imagine how that kid would feel at school. Don't tell me that he or she wouldn't be laughed at "because he/she's got two fathers"(at least in my country)
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#137 to #24 - hoosmcfloop
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Don't you hate people that are more fenemine
#56 to #24 - thatguynobodylikes **User deleted account**
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#39 to #24 - skiskis ONLINE
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Sorry bud, my father died when I was 5 and I was raised by my mother, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Kindly **** off.
#37 to #24 - anon
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So why shouldn't having one parent be banned if it causes an imbalance like the one having gay parents supposedly does? I'm not saying your opinion is wrong. I'm neutral on the matter. I'm just saying the reason you gave to support it is pretty flimsy.
#63 to #24 - anon
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The rest of the world isn't like Hickville in which you live in. We generally accept gay couples raising children.

Also you need to:
>cite your sources
>cite your degree (if you gave one)

Otherwise you're just another uneducated **** making assumptions about the world without doing any sort of research or reading it up. Also **** you.
#92 to #24 - setittowumbo
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There are plenty of kids that have gay parents and plenty of kids with single parents that turned out perfectly ******* fine. Then there are kids with different gender parents that turned out to be really sad or really ****** up. Examples: The Jacksons, The Palins, Kardashians, The Spears, and The O'Neals.
There are plenty of kids that have gay parents and plenty of kids with single parents that turned out perfectly ******* fine. Then there are kids with different gender parents that turned out to be really sad or really ****** up. Examples: The Jacksons, The Palins, Kardashians, The Spears, and The O'Neals.
#53 to #24 - whatamidoingwithme
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Damn you are right, every female male couple ends so well, like my parents i didn't see in years.

Shut the **** up.
#28 to #24 - thedumbledore
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Sorry, but you're wrong. A simple look at genuine psychological studies will tell you that. Nearly all found no difference in intelligence, psychiatric disorders, self-esteem or relationship outlook between children raised by gay vs straight families. In fact, having two gay parents has been observed in some studies as being better than a single mother or father.

Also, have you even actually been/met a kid before? The ones that do tease to it about ANYTHING. My mate has two fathers and got **** for it, a week after the flavour of the week was me for not knowing who 'DJ Gary McF' was.

#51 to #24 - lazaman
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Hur dur u need a mom and dad.   
   
How many kids from a gay family do you know?   
Oh yeah, probably 0. Know why? Because you can't tell the difference between them and normal kids.   
Moms and dads don't teach different lessons. You might say moms teach about loving and caring, but a guy can easily teach that. Also, my dad taught me how to cook actually.
Hur dur u need a mom and dad.

How many kids from a gay family do you know?
Oh yeah, probably 0. Know why? Because you can't tell the difference between them and normal kids.
Moms and dads don't teach different lessons. You might say moms teach about loving and caring, but a guy can easily teach that. Also, my dad taught me how to cook actually.
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#274 to #108 - lazaman
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Well we are gonna consider kids with two parents, without mental issues, physical deformities, and illnesses, the normal.
I am comparing the gay fathered or mothered children, to the normal children, And I am saying that you cannot tell a difference.

Im not calling gay fathered children abnormal, Im just using normal for the sake of the point.
#65 to #51 - anon
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Men are typically better cooks actually... We just don't like doing it at home 3 times a day every day, usually...
#75 to #24 - ltpraptor
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I was raised by a single mother since birth and I turned out to be a gun loving Republican, while she is a super liberal. WHERE IS YOUR LOGIC NOW?
#126 to #75 - anon
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you're a ****** liberal ass liar. Good real conservatives have families ******.
#129 to #126 - ltpraptor
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I said Republican, not conservative. There's a fine difference.
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#89 to #75 - lordvimless
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we all try not to be like our parents so. grammar ***** it self so.
#83 to #24 - Ruspanic
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If growing up without a dad makes you gay, why aren't there more gay black people?
#94 to #83 - usmcoorah
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Comment of the century award goes to...
#26 to #24 - exarzero
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This is pathetic. If a single father or mother can raise a kid, so can two.
#55 to #24 - ojallday
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Jesus had two dads and he didn't turn out too bad...
Jesus had two dads and he didn't turn out too bad...
#96 to #55 - usmcoorah
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(03/16/2013) [-]
I'm not religious..but...Virgin Mary?
#124 to #96 - Zarke
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Two fathers and a mother.
#275 to #124 - usmcoorah
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Ah. Proof that I'm not religious lol.
#276 to #275 - Zarke
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Neither am I.
#122 to #24 - Zarke
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Hm. Let me summarize:

Lone mother: no masculine influence - A-OK
Two fathers: no feminine influence - Wrong

I think you're just conforming your opinion to match what's already somewhat accepted in society.

I think what shapes a child isn't what gender their parents are, but rather what kind of people they are. My father and mother are different not because of their genders, but because of their upbringing and life experiences.
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#34 to #24 - kirkbot
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>child needs mother and father because different lessons in life
>gays have different life experiences than hetero
>child should have one heterosexual parent and one gay parent
#84 to #24 - therealjc
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Shut up you cunt.
#68 to #24 - unbentgodfather ONLINE
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#52 to #24 - anon
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i agree with you, children need a male and female role model, that's why many girls who don't know or have a father, end up being whores. And sometimes when a boy doesn't have a father or an uncle or someone to look up to, he can turn to drugs, violence etc. Children need a balanced life, and besides, not to mention the bullying that would come out it. "TWO DADDY'S TWO DADDY'S AHAHAHAH"
#61 to #24 - justinbieberloverr
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I was raised by my mother most of my life. I don't think that made me more feminine (inb4 username). She did instill a great respect for women in me which I am very grateful for.
#93 to #24 - usmcoorah
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I thumbed you up. But the one thing that isn't always true is the single mother thing. I was raised by a single mother. I'm a Marine and conservative Republican. I think that fact that in a way being raised by a woman and a woman alone has forced mine and my brothers "feminism" to be lesser than usual. Not trying to talk myself up, but I'm just saying we aren't feminine.

I think that being raised by two parents of the same gender is detrimental to the childs growth process. I know two guys who were both raised by two fathers. One graduated highschool (barely), doesn't have a job and is addicted to prescription pills. The other dropped out of highschool and has been in and out of jail for drug dealing/DUI's/assault. Even aside from the law and school, they were both socially awkward in some sense.

These two guys that I know are both sorry excuses for human beings and are legitimately bad people. I don't know for sure if being raised by two fathers was the cause of their scum baggery, but I don't believe that its a coincidence.

Tl;dr I've seen proof of the dysfunctional children gay couples raise, its not good.
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#130 to #93 - anon
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I've seen proof of a child raised by 2 mothers whose turned out better than most the kids in my school who were raised by both sexes. It depends on more than parent sexes. Having a dick wont make it impossible to teach a child feminine ideals and the same if both have a vagina.
#123 to #93 - Zarke
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You can do a lot with a sample of 1.
#57 to #24 - chezburgadominator
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That's not an opinion, that's a forced ideal.

Most people I know have single parents, and that didn't make them feminine at all.
#25 to #24 - toughactintinactin
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Oh suck it up having two loving parents is better for a child than being a ward of the state and having no parents regardless of gender. I don't see how you can argue that a child should stay in an orphanage rather than going to a home that will nurture him/her.
#73 to #25 - anon
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It's even better to improve education, and have ppl take marriage and child bearing seriously, so we don't end up with so many single parents and so many orphans.
#78 to #73 - toughactintinactin
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Exactly its not like gay couples are going to be popping out their own babies anytime, well not without help from someone outside the couple. So why not give them the children who have nothing. The gay couples have to go through the same screening process straight couples have to go through, so matters of income and stability are taken into account.
#79 to #78 - toughactintinactin
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Soon*
#178 - byposted
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Why didn't they elect a liberal atheist pope? ******* bigots. For thousands of years just old reactionary white men. ugh.

im def bloggin' about this tonight
#187 to #178 - captainwow
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I'd vote for the first Mormon pope.
#202 to #187 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE
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Imagine this:
POPE OZZY.
#235 to #202 - eddymolly
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Hell no, Pope Freeman
#272 to #235 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE
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No, the Pope speaks to God, he isn't God.
Pope Ozzy would divine the will of the Holy Dio reigning in Heaven.
#234 to #202 - jesusthegardener
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Dr Ozzy would make a great pope, except he's the exact opposite of one.
#194 to #187 - kingarturi
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Mormons have a prophet not a pope, and you have to be catholic to be the pope. unless you're trolling or making a joke,in that case nevermind.
#142 - alhemicar
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Wow. You made the same joke for the 1000th time.
Hilarious.
#33 - Denmarrk
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Well, I don't share the pope's views, even though I am catholic, I do support gay marriage, and I plan on adopting a child when I'm married. There are too many kids who don't have someone to call mom or to love in orphanages. It's awful also because they pretty much are treated like cattle.
Just to let you know that not all catholics believe in the same thing.

Pic sort of related.
#66 to #33 - anon
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I did math just so that I could tell you that you're one of the good ones.
#74 to #66 - Denmarrk
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Thank you, dearest anon. Your comment is much appreciated.
#155 to #66 - trichno
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Faith in the anons


ever so slightly restored
#104 to #33 - YUSEIWHAT
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Thumb for you :) I'm the same way.
Thumb for you :) I'm the same way.
#223 to #33 - hatesmlp
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You are a disgrace to Denmark you ******* brony fag
#233 to #223 - anon
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"hatesmlp"
Oh yeah, you sure are a cool one, mister butthurt.
#226 to #223 - Denmarrk
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I'm not from Denmark, first of all. If you see my profile pic it is a refrence to Denmark in the SATW comics.

Second of all, good for you, little troll. You can spell Denmark with a capital D! *pat pat*
#228 to #226 - hatesmlp
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It's called auto correct nyiqqa!
#230 to #228 - Denmarrk
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auto correct nyiqqa!
correct nyiqqa
nyiqqa
#232 to #230 - hatesmlp
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That was NOT meant to be auto corrected...
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#125 to #114 - anon
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I know somebody who had 2 mothers, and hes more down to earth than the ******** who had both mom and dad.
#141 to #114 - anon
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>Implying you know how much effect the parents gender has on a child
>implying you have any kind of evidence to back this statement up
>implying you know any person who had two same gender parents so you have some kind of knolage on this or experience
>implying there aren't single parents in the world
>implying gay couples couldn't be loving parents that provide the child what it needs
>implying you don't need to **** off right now
#151 to #141 - wanicochil
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It's dangerous to go alone take this
It's dangerous to go alone take this
#203 to #114 - galkawhm
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So, how do you feel about single parents?
#172 to #114 - verby
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Nothing has ever proved this ever. In fact, experimental evidence suggests that this is very untrue
#183 to #172 - byposted
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It is dependent on who the parents are. There are definitely extreme sexual deviants in the homosexual club, who wouldn't make good parents.
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#121 to #116 - randomzdude
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As an adopted child I will say that I honestly wouldn't give two flying ***** if I had two dads as my parents. The fact that anybody would provide for me when I needed it is more than enough. You seem to think that these parents are stealing these kids away like pets, and your forgetting that these kids don't have homes. I don't even wanna think about the "harder life" I would have to live if I grew up in different foster homes all the time.
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#220 to #143 - randomzdude
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I know you didn't say it but that's the attitude you have. Like gay couples are wrong for wanting to adopt a kid. Like their lives would be better in a foster home or an orphanage. Like gay couples are robbing these kids of something better. Think about it in a different perspective. Imagine a little kid who has no home, no family and a couple comes and gives them a home and gives them a family. Also the child would probably grow up with better ideals anyway and be taught to be more open minded. :/
#168 to #143 - silvanyis ONLINE
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Welp...I had a mom and a dad. My mother was a psychotic bitch who would literally physically abuse my sister and I because God told her to. From physical beatings, to sexual abuse couched as 'checking to see if we were virgins', to mental and emotional abuse couched as performing an exorcism to 'remove the spirits of rebellion.'

My dad was cool as ****. Divorced her crazy ass but my mom won the custody battle. We ran away as soon as my sister hit 18.

I -wish- I'd had two dads. So **** you.
#150 to #143 - anon
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Yes. They wont lead the same life. I have both mom and dad, as clearly do you. But how can you tell that it would be any better or worse without experience? Completely different. Without a doubt. But if there were more gay adoptions, there would be less homophobes. You cannot claim that it is worse without experience, nor better.
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#132 to #120 - pickstar
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Actually, permits to have kids would be great. The rednecks and wastes of life would be to lazy to get them and have the kids taken away at a young age to a better life. Just, have the child licensed and brought in for a free government check up, to make sure the living conditions are good enough and the child is leading a normal happy life. But yeah, that won't happen in Americunt. Thanks, Obama! Maybe one day in Canada though. I'm happy I live in Canada.
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#271 to #199 - pickstar
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I would attempt to write some sort of come back but I don't know what fascism necessarily is, and I don't know what you really meant.
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