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#1 - crazyolitis (03/15/2013) [-]
HFW masturbating.
HFW masturbating.
User avatar #4 to #1 - nockae (03/16/2013) [-]
He looks like the guy from Civilization 5's intro.
User avatar #29 to #4 - kaitheguy (03/16/2013) [-]
he's from the ps4 presentation
User avatar #27 to #4 - domitius (03/16/2013) [-]
just got it, haven't stopped playing yet.
User avatar #32 to #27 - crazyolitis (03/16/2013) [-]
Sweet. What civ? Russian, Greek or British?
User avatar #34 to #32 - domitius (03/16/2013) [-]
American. you?
#38 to #34 - iamchicken (03/16/2013) [-]
.... that sounded like the most American reply ever.. What faction are you? NONE OF THE ABOVE I AM... AN AMERICAN.
User avatar #49 to #38 - domitius (03/16/2013) [-]
ironically I'm not American, but it is a pretty awesome civilization
User avatar #55 to #34 - crazyolitis (03/16/2013) [-]
I mostly enjoy Russian...
#64 - josieabby (03/16/2013) [-]
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#13 - chism (03/16/2013) [-]
how to fap with a roommate
how to fap with a roommate
User avatar #23 - weenieandthebutt (03/16/2013) [-]
maybe use it as some form of incentive to actually go out and get a girl
#42 to #23 - rotinaj (03/16/2013) [-]
#24 to #23 - mugigs (03/16/2013) [-]
girls have too many standards and **** these days man...
User avatar #25 to #24 - weenieandthebutt (03/16/2013) [-]
I reckon a lot of these FJers could actually get girls if they grew some balls, overcame their shyness and maybe work out a little. Yes, girls have high standards but it's not impossible.
#31 to #25 - rieskimo (03/16/2013) [-]
It's not about the girls
User avatar #58 to #24 - jettaelas (03/16/2013) [-]
Those horrible women! How dare they have standards!
#62 to #24 - anon (03/16/2013) [-]
Unlike men and their legendary tolerance for any deviation to the Kardashian standard.

Say, when was the last time you treated a fat woman like a human being?
User avatar #66 to #62 - rieskimo (03/16/2013) [-]
Found the feminist
#72 to #62 - mugigs (03/16/2013) [-]
the **** ? it goes both ways i never said it didn't
#33 - reican (03/16/2013) [-]
works with parents too
User avatar #12 - mrgoodlove (03/16/2013) [-]
I remember I was jerking off at 6am one time while my roommate was gone for the weekend and just as I finished and cleaned up he walks in with his cousin. Single scariest day of college.
#39 - usmcoorah (03/16/2013) [-]
Just convince him to try out for team FAP with you.
#10 - anon (03/16/2013) [-]
Look him in the eye, and exclaim in a Medivel voice, " I DID THIS FOR YOU!!!!!!!"
#5 - europeanswallow (03/16/2013) [-]
I've memorized both of my roommate's class schedules and when they usually get meals...
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User avatar #30 to #6 - kaitheguy (03/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #63 to #30 - tesarrior ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
this is amuse me
User avatar #11 - Schadenfreude (03/16/2013) [-]
Ask him for help.
User avatar #57 - slowbroking (03/16/2013) [-]
My old roommate used to masturbate when he thought I was asleep...
User avatar #26 - dehfurk (03/16/2013) [-]
One of my friends roommate did this... Worst part is... I can confirm...
Whenever the guy masturbated, he would have porn playing on his laptop, no headphones mind you, and his hands down his pants if his roommates weren't out. When his roommates were out, he would be straight out of his pants...
When I came over with my friend, the guy was alone at the apartment...
#60 - nortledrones (03/16/2013) [-]
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Do it inside of him so he doesn't notice the mess in the room.
#3 - slenderwolf (03/15/2013) [-]
Reminded me of this, one of the first memes i ever saw.
#53 - elcreepo ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
When the roommate walks in.
When the roommate walks in.
#43 - caesarslegion ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
huurrr duuururr   
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#51 to #43 - lazaman (03/16/2013) [-]
#44 to #43 - elmarcocfc (03/16/2013) [-]
Filthy Legion scum.
#45 to #44 - caesarslegion ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]

#46 to #45 - elmarcocfc (03/16/2013) [-]
>Some Tribals in that picture
>Not NCR
Lol, you were saying?
User avatar #47 to #46 - caesarslegion ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about Caesar's Legion, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#48 to #47 - elmarcocfc (03/16/2013) [-]
Lel will still kill you at the end.
User avatar #50 to #48 - caesarslegion ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
I gotta say, you've got some nice Fallout pics for being a Boyscout.
#52 to #50 - elmarcocfc (03/16/2013) [-]
Thank you scum.
I had enough saved to make a folder from them.
Have some more!
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