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#24 - sinonyx
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(03/16/2013) [-]
look.. it's not allowed in america for a reason..
because american children are so fat/stupid, that they'l eat the entire thing in one go including the toys
#62 to #24 - anon
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Actually the USA has a law that says you can't put non edible things in food.
#153 to #62 - sinonyx
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(03/17/2013) [-]
yeah, because before that law, some little kid probably died because of it
#109 to #62 - mctrollston
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Corn dogs? popsicles? lollipops? proposal cakes? dunno what the **** is in those fast food burgers but that **** aint edible either.
#125 to #109 - treborsivad
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Those objects can be SEEN from OUTSIDE the food, dumbass.
#128 to #125 - mctrollston
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Doesn't say anything about if it can be seen, just that its in food. In that case though theres still fortune cookies??
#133 to #125 - anon
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(03/16/2013) [-]
stripper cake
#141 to #133 - gisuar
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(03/16/2013) [-]
you could choke on the bones but the rest should be edible
#137 to #133 - treborsivad
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(03/16/2013) [-]
lol
#124 to #24 - treborsivad
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(03/16/2013) [-]
You aren't allowed to have inedible objects inside food for OBVIOUS reasons.
#139 to #24 - anon
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(03/16/2013) [-]
1.) you are/were a fat&studpid American kid
2.) you arnt American so you have it anyway and why the **** do you care.
3.) so that one kid in America was the only kid/human in history to choke on the toy in the whole world?
#25 to #24 - pretentiousdouche
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(03/16/2013) [-]
No, the way America works is that it only took one stupid, fat child to ruin it for the whole population.
#42 to #25 - anon
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Except they've never been sold in the U.S
#112 to #42 - WolfRider
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(03/16/2013) [-]
except they were for a long time
like he said, one little ****** ruined it for all of us
#123 to #112 - lafuriaroja
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(03/16/2013) [-]
The 1938 Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act contains a section highlighting that a confectionery product with a non-nutritive object, partially or totally imbedded within it, cannot be sold within the United States, unless the FDA issues a regulation that the non-nutritive object has functional value. Essentially, the 1938 Act bans “the sale of any candy that has imbedded in it a toy or trinket.”
#127 to #123 - WolfRider
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(03/16/2013) [-]
well i was able to buy them at a store for a long time
so i guess i was at a speakeasy for damn kinder eggs
#130 to #127 - lafuriaroja
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Where is this store?
Where is this store?
#145 to #130 - WolfRider
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(03/16/2013) [-]
they used to just sell them at grocery stores around here
#1 - teranin ONLINE
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(03/15/2013) [-]
Lets open this one and see what's inside
Lets open this one and see what's inside
#17 to #1 - anon
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(03/16/2013) [-]
I LOVED THAT THREAD. I WAS THERE FOR IT!
#101 to #1 - awsomeatron
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(03/16/2013) [-]
#37 - previousness
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(03/16/2013) [-]
You can have your toys when you breed smarter children, America...
#64 - obnoxygen
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Why are they illegal?
#66 to #64 - toastycracker
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Moron kid tried to eat it in a single bite. Choked on toy.
#67 to #66 - obnoxygen
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(03/16/2013) [-]
I'm guessing the parents sued the company because they couldn't breed a more intelligent child?
#69 to #67 - toastycracker
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Yup. Only in America, where you can get rich off of stupidity.


**** yea.
#70 to #69 - obnoxygen
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(03/16/2013) [-]
'Murica.
#81 to #66 - Khaydarin
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Actually it's because the FDA doesn't allow any non edible object to be inside an edible object. It's pretty impossible to even try to swallow those capsules to choke on them. It's still retarded I love those things but I don't have relatives out of the country anymore to send them to me.
#54 - toughactintinactin
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Still have them here in Canada, ***** cash.
Still have them here in Canada, ***** cash.
#38 - anon
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(03/16/2013) [-]
stupid americans will eat the toy, parents will sue
#44 to #38 - appleyjack **User deleted account**
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#48 to #44 - syrenthra ONLINE
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(03/16/2013) [-]
yep because parents are ******* idiots today and don't know how to
A) take responsibility for their children
B) Teach common sense
C) be good parents
#18 - cfranche
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(03/16/2013) [-]
You don't have these... How did you have a childhood?
#21 to #18 - thatscrewedupkid
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(03/16/2013) [-]
usa had wonderballs
#32 to #21 - pandacore
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(03/16/2013) [-]
******* WONDERBALLS WERE AMAZING
#34 to #32 - hrumus
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(03/16/2013) [-]
I kinda wanna know what Wonderballs might be, but not sure I should be searching for that with two friends right behind me :P
#41 to #34 - thatscrewedupkid
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(03/16/2013) [-]
a hollow ball of thin chocolate with, usually, a sweet tarp type candy inside
#154 to #41 - pandacore
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(03/20/2013) [-]
That **** was delicious ;_; They don't sell it anymore i think
#26 to #18 - redrex ONLINE
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(03/16/2013) [-]
i had them
#47 - fitnik
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(03/16/2013) [-]
From Wikipedia----On March 13th 2013, "New Jersey’s Candy Treasure LLC" announced a new method of enclosing the toy. Each egg would feature a specially-designed capsule that separates the two halves of the chocolate so even a small child can see the there’s something on the inside. Thus circumventing the U.S. ban on “non-nutritive objects” that are encased entirely in food. These modified eggs are now considered legal in the united states. They are excepted to be available in U.S. stores for Easter 2013. Called "Choco Treasure", these are neither manufactured nor licensed by Ferrero, and Kinder Surprise eggs remain illegal in the U.S.
#148 to #47 - opiethepug
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(03/16/2013) [-]
ASDFASDARAEHAEFGAWERAW R

**** YES
#20 - teamrocketninja
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Tfw youre American and know a place that has these sometimes
#28 - odaer
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(03/16/2013) [-]
I like how these are still Legal in Australia.
#56 to #28 - megatrollinator
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(03/16/2013) [-]
They're legal in most countries world wide. American Parents are just idiots.
#31 to #28 - sourpotato ONLINE
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(03/16/2013) [-]
and England
#33 to #31 - hrumus
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(03/16/2013) [-]
And basicly everywhere else ^^
#35 to #31 - smirnow
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(03/16/2013) [-]
yep we got those in Czech republic too lol ....and I guess no one knows where the **** Czech republic is - _ -
#57 to #35 - megatrollinator
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(03/16/2013) [-]
It's in Europe
#68 to #57 - kiratheunholy
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Here in Canada as well.
#72 to #68 - megatrollinator
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(03/16/2013) [-]
I was commenting on where the Czech Republic is
#74 to #72 - kiratheunholy
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Well the jokes on me for not reading the second half of that comment!
#58 to #57 - europe
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Inside of me?
#39 to #28 - mtandy
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(03/16/2013) [-]
And everywhere people won't sue you because their child's too thick not to eat plastic.