Moose vs Train. My first morbid post .. Why is it so rust- oh.
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#62 - kisushima (03/16/2013) [-]
Why is it so rust- oh.
#129 to #62 - anon (03/16/2013) [-]
My thought exactly, dude.
#27 - lostwhitecat (03/15/2013) [-]
that takes care of moose. now to deal with squirrel.
User avatar #344 to #27 - tailsx (03/16/2013) [-]
I love you
User avatar #386 to #344 - lostwhitecat (03/19/2013) [-]
and i you for (i'm assuming) enjoying those cartoons.
User avatar #74 to #27 - rasconza (03/16/2013) [-]
i havent seen rocky and bullwinkle in years, you brought back so many memories
#255 to #27 - notsureifanon (03/16/2013) [-]
Did someone said SQUIRREL?
Did someone said SQUIRREL?
#377 to #255 - ProWig (03/16/2013) [-]
Did some one say "said"
#268 to #255 - anon (03/16/2013) [-]
Did i said sqwurl
#91 to #72 - beardedpants (03/16/2013) [-]
paintrain
#45 - noobian (03/16/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #197 to #45 - zombiefied (03/16/2013) [-]
took me so long to realize it was 2
#253 to #45 - anon (03/16/2013) [-]
I was like "OH what the **** look at...oh never mind"
User avatar #251 to #45 - perfonator (03/16/2013) [-]
chernobyl moose
User avatar #54 to #45 - kakkakrabbypatty (03/16/2013) [-]
Moosenir
User avatar #66 to #54 - supervillanus (03/16/2013) [-]
Haaah
User avatar #65 to #45 - cheatman (03/16/2013) [-]
I just came from a post about vagina shaped bread products with jam and cream in them and THIS picture comment RIGHT HERE, is what made me genuinely say WTF.

Congrats.
User avatar #13 - fantomen (03/15/2013) [-]
Seen a few trains almost as bloody as this before.

I used to live near a fairly large train crossing, and during the 2 years I lived there at least 6 people jumped in front of the train.

They'd have to stop the train and call in the fire department to hose it down, and to pick up the larger....pieces.

Then after they left the birds would lunge for all the little pieces.


It's some seriously morbid **** .
I talked to a train driver about it once, and nearly all train drivers that experience it quit their job.
It's apparently so common that there are special policies in place to deal with the poor bastards if they get traumatized.
#330 to #13 - frysandaburger (03/16/2013) [-]
That is the most metal thing I've heard all year.
User avatar #41 to #13 - waffies (03/16/2013) [-]
I've talked to conductors before about people who jump from the trains... Never much better
#70 to #13 - anon (03/16/2013) [-]
I remember when I lived in New York people would stand in that little space in between the subway and the concrete edge. Once the subway hit, the person would get pinned and get spun around over and over and over again. It's seriously just one of the most horrible things I've ever seen. If you're going to commit suicide, do it in the privacy of your own home instead of mentally scarring people in public.
#24 to #13 - warningomg (03/15/2013) [-]
Thats why I never would do that, jump in front of a train. I can't do something like that to somebody, even if I'm going to die.

And also, var bor du fantomen?
User avatar #25 to #24 - fantomen (03/15/2013) [-]
Jag bor i en uråldrig dödskallegrotta någonstans djupt inne i Bengalis djungel.
#19 to #13 - intrepidy (03/15/2013) [-]
Which is why i and almost everyone i meet think people who commit suicide by jumping into trains are horrible, terrible douche baggy people.

To kill yourself, and then significantly damage the lives of the driver and the people who have to clean up after you is just a dick move. Not to also mention it ***** the day of everyone else who was expected a on time trains.
User avatar #20 to #19 - fantomen (03/15/2013) [-]
agreed.

If you're gonna kill yourself, just use poison or something.
It's a lot less messy, and if you're truly unloved it won't ruin anyone's day, except maybe your landlord's.
#165 to #20 - anon (03/16/2013) [-]
Because suicidal people will obviously consider other people as they die.
User avatar #1 - Milos (03/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #59 to #1 - icameheretotroll (03/16/2013) [-]
I cringed
#83 to #1 - zatguy (03/16/2013) [-]
...I don't know what I expected
User avatar #108 to #1 - hagridsauce (03/16/2013) [-]
Worst part about this was the ICP song playing, cancer and a half
User avatar #35 to #1 - aahrg (03/15/2013) [-]
aaaaaaaawwwww you dumb ******
#176 to #1 - aerosol (03/16/2013) [-]
Is it bad that I've seen this before?
User avatar #178 to #176 - garymuthafuknoak (03/16/2013) [-]
nah, ya dumb ******
User avatar #22 to #1 - Crusader (03/15/2013) [-]
I thought it was going to be that shopped video of the cow that had it's face "torn off" by a train.
#389 to #22 - enlil (03/20/2013) [-]
you mean that one? doesn't seem shoop'd to me
you mean that one? doesn't seem shoop'd to me
User avatar #390 to #389 - Crusader (03/20/2013) [-]
It is, a Cow couldn't withstand that kind of trauma.
I might still be alive for a second or two after thee train hit it, but it would be on the ground, in convulsions, at the very least on the ground drowning in it's own blood.
#222 to #1 - afrogeist (03/16/2013) [-]
Honestly, I expected that gif to be really messy.
Honestly, I expected that gif to be really messy.
#298 to #1 - rieskimo (03/16/2013) [-]
Cow's face when
#44 to #1 - waffies (03/16/2013) [-]
<----- RC car? RUN THE 			****		 AWAY!!!!!!!!   
   
   
   
Train? Damn that is a big, dark, loud, and low-to-the-ground cloud!
<----- RC car? RUN THE **** AWAY!!!!!!!!



Train? Damn that is a big, dark, loud, and low-to-the-ground cloud!
User avatar #163 to #44 - slowyourtroll (03/16/2013) [-]
they start chasing it and the driver is just like "serpentine pattern man, SERPENTINE"
#177 to #1 - garymuthafuknoak (03/16/2013) [-]
cows face when
cows face when
#181 to #180 - garymuthafuknoak (03/16/2013) [-]
best anime
best anime
#185 to #181 - aerosol (03/16/2013) [-]
Nothing says good T.V. like over-dramatizing mundane, everyday activities!   
Nichijou is the 			****
Nothing says good T.V. like over-dramatizing mundane, everyday activities!
Nichijou is the ****
#183 to #181 - anon (03/16/2013) [-]
What anime is this? :3
#188 to #183 - aerosol (03/16/2013) [-]
Nichijou, my friend
Nichijou, my friend
#254 to #188 - anon (03/16/2013) [-]
Thank you! :)
#9 to #1 - MasterManiac (03/15/2013) [-]
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#28 to #1 - anon (03/15/2013) [-]
it should've moooooved
User avatar #192 to #28 - mookiez (03/16/2013) [-]
It would have but it was a dumb ****** .
#14 to #1 - TakeUHstab (03/15/2013) [-]
&lt; Cows thoughts
< Cows thoughts
User avatar #5 to #1 - johnnybtrollin (03/15/2013) [-]
AAAAAAAH YOU DUMB ****** !

thud
User avatar #246 to #221 - lorddotcom (03/16/2013) [-]
Thank you.You have just released great waves of nostalgia onto me. You have my thumb.
#174 - mrgoodlove (03/16/2013) [-]
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I guess you could say the moose was trying to get his life on track.
#110 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
Train vs. Cat
Train vs. Cat
User avatar #127 to #110 - kakarikocucco (03/16/2013) [-]
Is that a Sexual Reference?
#131 to #127 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
Only if the train was named Cat.   
Then people would have to take the pussy.
Only if the train was named Cat.
Then people would have to take the pussy.
#90 - scilla (03/16/2013) [-]
<------- Moose
#362 to #90 - anon (03/16/2013) [-]
I don't think I will ever get this
#355 to #90 - twitchyseagull (03/16/2013) [-]
i thought the can was emptying and the cola was the an analog for the mooses blood. i guess i was wrong.
#166 to #151 - anon (03/16/2013) [-]
is ded
User avatar #111 to #90 - angelmatvey (03/16/2013) [-]
It took me way too long to get that.
User avatar #85 - skumbaner ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
A real train loves his mooses every day of the month
#100 to #85 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (03/16/2013) [-]
#23 - localcatbarber (03/15/2013) [-]
That's so metal.
That's so metal.
#82 - mattdoggy (03/16/2013) [-]
I don't see whats so.....
I don't see whats so.....
#42 - waffies (03/16/2013) [-]
I WILL NOT BE MEEEEERVED!!!
#15 - ezmack (03/15/2013) [-]
It was no accident.

It was the perfect Moose Murder!
#50 to #37 - reican ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
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#353 - lolfire (03/16/2013) [-]
What a terrible moosteak.
What a terrible moosteak.
#263 - mikestrutter (03/16/2013) [-]
ohhhh long johnson.
oooooooohhhhhh long johnson!
oooohhhhhhhhhh long..............
User avatar #94 - thedeadlypajamas (03/16/2013) [-]
Is moose kill?
User avatar #96 to #94 - spyisspy (03/16/2013) [-]
yes, moose is kill
#256 to #96 - anon (03/16/2013) [-]
no
#77 - zombifier (03/16/2013) [-]
deer vs cop car
deer vs cop car
User avatar #175 to #77 - alltimetens (03/16/2013) [-]
The only weird thing about this was the fact that after the impact, all this **** started flying everywhere.
User avatar #302 to #175 - rieskimo (03/16/2013) [-]
Don't know if you know this or not, but most organisms aren't animated blood sacks. We have organs and bones and sinew and all sorts of interesting things within the confines of our hides.
User avatar #372 to #302 - alltimetens (03/16/2013) [-]
But that looked gross. Rather than the deer flying, it just explode, just like you described it "an animated blood sack". I know we organisms aren't animated blood sacks, but that what it looked like in the gif.
User avatar #373 to #372 - rieskimo (03/16/2013) [-]
About 5,000 pounds of metal and glass at about 60-70 miles per hour vs a deer=instant deer stew.
User avatar #374 to #373 - alltimetens (03/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, I suppose so. I've seen so many gifs and videos of animals being hit by cars/trucks, but this one is the only instant in which the animals actually explodes. This is kind of scary, seeing as how thousands of people every year are killed because of car accidents, so, let's say that the deer was a human, we can expect the same outcome. This changes my view on car accidents. I used to think that people just flew into the air, probably already dead from the impact, maybe losing a few limbs. But the fact that some people just explode on impact scares the living **** out of me.
#169 to #77 - aerosol (03/16/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
User avatar #97 to #77 - theturkeyburger (03/16/2013) [-]
Why is it purple?
User avatar #101 to #97 - okamiden (03/16/2013) [-]
The flashing lights on the blood makes it appear that way
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