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User avatar #31 - saddestofbreads (03/16/2013) [-]
What are you on about? If he never has to eat then how would he be fat? Can you even read your own ******* content and figure that out?
User avatar #41 to #31 - threedogification (03/16/2013) [-]
Seriously? The sun is his food, and he is always consuming that said food.
User avatar #43 to #41 - saddestofbreads (03/16/2013) [-]
The sun only produces energy, not matter. There would be no weight gain, only power.
User avatar #44 to #43 - threedogification (03/16/2013) [-]
He uses it as food.
User avatar #45 to #44 - saddestofbreads (03/16/2013) [-]
yes, but there is no matter to make him fat.
User avatar #47 to #45 - threedogification (03/16/2013) [-]
He still drinks, and breathes so....photosynthesis?
User avatar #48 to #47 - saddestofbreads (03/16/2013) [-]
I think so. Superman confirmed for plant.
User avatar #49 to #48 - threedogification (03/16/2013) [-]
I think we found the vegan.
#99 to #49 - angelusprimus (03/16/2013) [-]
They tried to make Superman vegan in one of the reboots (Birthright)
Fans hated it. So he is back to eating meat.
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