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User avatar #31 - saddestofbreads (03/16/2013) [-]
What are you on about? If he never has to eat then how would he be fat? Can you even read your own fucking content and figure that out?
User avatar #41 to #31 - threedogification (03/16/2013) [-]
Seriously? The sun is his food, and he is always consuming that said food.
User avatar #43 to #41 - saddestofbreads (03/16/2013) [-]
The sun only produces energy, not matter. There would be no weight gain, only power.
User avatar #44 to #43 - threedogification (03/16/2013) [-]
He uses it as food.
User avatar #45 to #44 - saddestofbreads (03/16/2013) [-]
yes, but there is no matter to make him fat.
User avatar #47 to #45 - threedogification (03/16/2013) [-]
He still drinks, and breathes so....photosynthesis?
User avatar #48 to #47 - saddestofbreads (03/16/2013) [-]
I think so. Superman confirmed for plant.
User avatar #49 to #48 - threedogification (03/16/2013) [-]
I think we found the vegan.
#99 to #49 - angelusprimus (03/16/2013) [-]
They tried to make Superman vegan in one of the reboots (Birthright)
Fans hated it. So he is back to eating meat.
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