Eating Healthy. . Haw Tu Make The Best Salad Ever:. That technically counts as a salad in America because pizza is a vegetable Murika.
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#12 - ascendedwings (03/16/2013) [-]
What in Davey Jones' name is a sa lad?
#20 - murdocisgod (03/16/2013) [-]
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#4 - archiferd (03/15/2013) [-]
That technically counts as a salad in America because pizza is a vegetable   
   
Murika.
That technically counts as a salad in America because pizza is a vegetable

Murika.
#9 to #4 - Rascal (03/16/2013) [-]
Well technically congress declared tomato paste as a vegetable but that's still pretty ******* stupid
User avatar #35 to #9 - dengekisushi (03/16/2013) [-]
But they classified a tomato as a fruit but now tomato paste is a vegetable my life is a lie.
User avatar #11 to #9 - coolcalx (03/16/2013) [-]
why is that stupid? the point was that pizza contains vegetables, which it does (inb4 tomatoes are fruits. The term "vegetable" is not a biological term. it's basically just any edible part of a plant)
User avatar #17 to #11 - prepareuranas (03/16/2013) [-]
i think its more because the congress TOOK the time to categorize food
User avatar #18 to #17 - coolcalx (03/16/2013) [-]
well, it was done so that schools could continue to serve pizza. If it hadn't been categorized, pizza would have been taken off the menus (as far as I understand it)
User avatar #19 to #18 - prepareuranas (03/16/2013) [-]
oh i see.
#7 - critique (03/16/2013) [-]
A healthy food with mostly leafy greens? No, this will never do.
A healthy food with mostly leafy greens? No, this will never do.
#28 - grimmwaters (03/16/2013) [-]
KRUSTY KRRAAAAB PIZZA!
KRUSTY KRRAAAAB PIZZA!
#33 - workablenathan (03/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #23 - biggrand (03/16/2013) [-]
or you can just have salad and pizza?
#25 - sexychicken (03/16/2013) [-]
.. shouldnt it be ...
" **** Yeah, Salad Salad?
User avatar #26 to #25 - clittyrubquick (03/16/2013) [-]
I thumbed you down, but then I thumbed you up for your use of the goldfish pic :)
#32 - FailureToComply (03/16/2013) [-]
I salad made of vegetables? How does this **** make the front page?
#1 - lolslowbro (03/15/2013) [-]
pizza is a vegetable    
just ask congress they upheld the ruling on it   
no really  they really voted to keep it a vegetable    
america fuk yeah
pizza is a vegetable
just ask congress they upheld the ruling on it
no really they really voted to keep it a vegetable
america fuk yeah
User avatar #3 to #1 - eddymolly (03/15/2013) [-]
Oh Merica, you so silly. Pizza is not a vegetable, thats just an excuse to make fat people feel better
User avatar #5 to #1 - taintedangel (03/15/2013) [-]
Technically no. They passed the bill saying the tomato paste in the fake pizza sauce was vegetable enough to be allowed to be served in school cafeterias across your already *********************** country.
User avatar #6 to #5 - lolslowbro (03/16/2013) [-]
they are ****** up
tomato paste = vegetable
tomato = fruit
wtf is wrong with my country
#16 to #6 - Rascal (03/16/2013) [-]
...fruits are vegetables as vegetables are defined as edible parts of plants biologically, and in the usda nutritional standards, tomatoes provide content equivalent to other vegetables rather than fruits.
#14 to #1 - Rascal (03/16/2013) [-]
No. You idiot. You and everybody who believes that is a complete idiot.


Pizza CONTAINS vegetables. One serving worth of vegetables in the sauce. Thus, one slice of pizza counts toward vegetables. And grains. And dairy. And meat.

******* retards.
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#37 - stevemachtwo (03/16/2013) [-]
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#36 - falconxmard (03/16/2013) [-]
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what I use in my salads
#27 - unncommon (03/16/2013) [-]
...I think that I know who came up with this recipe.
User avatar #24 - theturkeyburger (03/16/2013) [-]
Leafy greens? No, I have greek yogurt.
#22 - fuckinniggers (03/16/2013) [-]
I shall do this, for science!!!!
I shall do this, for science!!!!
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User avatar #2 - salamentical (03/15/2013) [-]
I make subway salad.

You get a footlong sub with as much meat and vegetables as possible, and a nice sauce, then tear it all up, put it in a bowl and eat it with a fork
#13 to #2 - Rascal (03/16/2013) [-]
No. You idiot. You and everybody who believes that is a complete idiot.


Pizza CONTAINS vegetables. One serving worth of vegetables in the sauce. Thus, one slice of pizza counts toward vegetables. And grains. And dairy. And meat.

******* retards.
#15 to #2 - Rascal (03/16/2013) [-]
not you, the guy below.
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