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#149 to #118 - Rascal (03/16/2013) [-]
boku no pico
#156 to #149 - ingabenwetrust (03/16/2013) [-]
Why would you do that?
#124 to #118 - beefking (03/15/2013) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at Pretentious bull **
#108 to #16 - aerosol (03/15/2013) [-]
Your username...   
   
One of my friends had to design a fictional business for school and he actually named it that. His last name was Cleveland, and thus, the floor and carpet cleaning company "Cleavland Steamer Cleaning"  was accepted with no further mention from teachers. His business' stationary hung on classroom wall for months and no one said a word, but he knew.   
   
Just thought I'd share that.
Your username...

One of my friends had to design a fictional business for school and he actually named it that. His last name was Cleveland, and thus, the floor and carpet cleaning company "Cleavland Steamer Cleaning" was accepted with no further mention from teachers. His business' stationary hung on classroom wall for months and no one said a word, but he knew.

Just thought I'd share that.
User avatar #157 to #16 - mattmanhemi (03/16/2013) [-]
pretty related, my account name on christianmingle is H4LE S4T4N, if your looking for a good time
#60 to #16 - leachan **User deleted account** (03/15/2013) [-]
I went to the Satanist sub-reddit. It was really dull. Everyone was just like, "I'm a Satanist and stuff..."
I went to the Satanist sub-reddit. It was really dull. Everyone was just like, "I'm a Satanist and stuff..."
#68 to #60 - neznanc **User deleted account** (03/15/2013) [-]
Really? But I thought that reddit would be hell of a fun.
#69 to #68 - leachan **User deleted account** (03/15/2013) [-]
Hell of a fun what? I think you accidentally your sentence.
Hell of a fun what? I think you accidentally your sentence.
User avatar #71 to #69 - aerosol (03/15/2013) [-]
I think it may have been an attempt at a joke. No offense to, naznanc. It just needed some re-wording.
User avatar #105 to #71 - tomorrowsnightmare (03/15/2013) [-]
neznanc
#109 to #105 - leachan **User deleted account** (03/15/2013) [-]
Lets just keep saying neznanc so that the next time he logs on he will have a but load of notifications.
#110 to #109 - leachan **User deleted account** (03/15/2013) [-]
NEZNANC
NEZNANC
#212 to #110 - jowiman (03/16/2013) [-]
NEZNANC!!!
#106 to #105 - aerosol (03/15/2013) [-]
gesundheit
User avatar #152 - calawesome (03/16/2013) [-]
Had a thought today....

God wants us to love everyone like he does right?...Maybe God created gays to test hate mongers?...to see if they are really good, loving people?
#153 to #152 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (03/16/2013) [-]
What did he create AIDS for then?   
   
Population control...
What did he create AIDS for then?

Population control...
#159 to #153 - anonmynous (03/16/2013) [-]
Technically if there is a god he created aids as a punishment for bestiality.
#175 to #159 - creepyunclebob (03/16/2013) [-]
That doesn't make any sense. One guy has bestiality, so millions of innocent people die?
User avatar #182 to #175 - hippyinblack (03/16/2013) [-]
actually.... a lot of people did... that's why it's a problem...
#204 to #159 - riathewolf (03/16/2013) [-]
AIDS wasn't spread by people 			*******		 infected chimps, it was spread by natives hunting chimps and getting their blood inside them one way or another.
AIDS wasn't spread by people ******* infected chimps, it was spread by natives hunting chimps and getting their blood inside them one way or another.
User avatar #154 to #153 - calawesome (03/16/2013) [-]
It's not just gays who have aids.
User avatar #166 to #153 - ayenon (03/16/2013) [-]
Satan influencing us trying to persuade us that god doesn't exist
#169 to #166 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (03/16/2013) [-]
Here sir. Use this in your future endeavors.
User avatar #171 to #153 - Gerex (03/16/2013) [-]

As a cure.
#47 - teranin ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #127 - gibroner (03/15/2013) [-]
I once made an account for Satan on Christian Mingle
User avatar #158 to #127 - elcreepo (03/16/2013) [-]
What was the result?
User avatar #160 to #158 - gibroner (03/16/2013) [-]
they banned with in like 10 minutes but what a great ten minutes it was
#162 to #160 - elcreepo (03/16/2013) [-]
I really really wish I could have seen their reactions.
I really really wish I could have seen their reactions.
User avatar #165 to #162 - gibroner (03/16/2013) [-]
me too
#5 - wubwubbingyou (03/15/2013) [-]
Im getting tired of all this diddly sin and such .
#7 to #5 - craxxet (03/15/2013) [-]
Flanders has a really attractive mustache.
Flanders has a really attractive mustache.
#89 to #7 - hauntzor (03/15/2013) [-]
FEELS LIKE I'M WEARIN' NOTHIN' AT ALL   
NOTHIN' AT ALL   
NOTHIN' AT ALL
FEELS LIKE I'M WEARIN' NOTHIN' AT ALL
NOTHIN' AT ALL
NOTHIN' AT ALL
User avatar #8 to #7 - wubwubbingyou (03/15/2013) [-]
I just want to brush it !
User avatar #14 to #13 - lnstagram (03/15/2013) [-]
I see what you did there
*insert .jpeg here*
User avatar #24 to #14 - misticalz ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
Everyone seen what he did there.

It's literally, in the middle of the image.
It's literally where the main focus of the original image is.

Everyone
Saw
What
He
Did.
User avatar #232 to #24 - lnstagram (03/16/2013) [-]
I'm talking about the asterik he put on buttbuddy, a thing you do when you want to define the word somewhere else (which he did). He continued the asteriks on the bottom left corner with "*OP"
User avatar #234 to #232 - misticalz ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
OH **** .
User avatar #235 to #234 - lnstagram (03/16/2013) [-]
yeah, this man deserved top comment.
User avatar #236 to #234 - lnstagram (03/16/2013) [-]
btw, thanks for attracting the retarded bandwaggoners on FJ who thumbed me down because they also didn't notice what he did there...
User avatar #37 to #24 - sanguinesolitude (03/15/2013) [-]
i see what you did there
#213 to #24 - jowiman (03/16/2013) [-]
Instagram doesn't have enough intelligence to realise everyone sees what he did there...
User avatar #233 to #213 - lnstagram (03/16/2013) [-]
I bet you didnt even see what he did there, he put an asteriks on OP ( a way to connect 2 words together to clear out the meaning of it). He put *OP on the bottom left corner, signifying OP is this guys buttbuddy. Retard.
#240 to #233 - jowiman (03/17/2013) [-]
you're right i didn't see that, but the point of my comment was instragram the community not instagram the user. i meant no disrespect.
I don't really like the *op thing after seeing it anyway...
good catch though
#241 to #240 - jowiman (03/17/2013) [-]
and i didn't thumb you down
User avatar #64 - jaybear (03/15/2013) [-]
It saddens me that they don't let guys send hugs to other guys on there.
#70 to #64 - aerosol (03/15/2013) [-]
You can send hugs to people?
You can send hugs to people?
#90 - Rascal (03/15/2013) [-]
We're not all against gay marriage. I'm a super religious Christian, yet I still believe in gay marriage. God says to love all people, so I do. No matter what you guys do, I really couldn't give less of a **** . So don't just assume we're all like WBC because I actually find what theyre doing disgusting and it makes us Christians look like complete and total assholes. But don't worry, there's good Christians.
User avatar #111 to #90 - zorororonoa (03/15/2013) [-]
I agree, just because you don't support the action, doesn't mean you have to hate the people who participate in it.
#177 to #90 - Rascal (03/16/2013) [-]
God really doesn't say love all people. Also just cause your liberal doesn't mean other christian are horrible. WBC aren't even christian, I don't think they even understand what they are reading.
User avatar #183 to #177 - superturtle (03/16/2013) [-]
They are Christians. Just to an extreme extent.
User avatar #130 to #90 - aczoh (03/15/2013) [-]
I love how Christians cherry pick the bible.

Lev. 18:22, "You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination."1
Lev. 20:13, "If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltness is upon them"
1 Cor. 6:9-10, "Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, shall inherit the kingdom of God."
Rom. 1:26-28, "For this reason God gave them over to degrading passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural, and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward one another, men with men committing indecent acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error. And just as they did not see fit to acknowledge God any longer, God gave them over to a depraved mind, to do those things which are not proper."

YOU may not be against homosexuality but you subscribe to a religion based on a book that clearly condemns it. If the bible is the word of God, then I don't understand how one can pick and choose which parts of it they believe in.
User avatar #131 to #130 - darkrighteosnight (03/15/2013) [-]
You sir have done your homework.
User avatar #139 to #130 - neoexdeath (03/16/2013) [-]
Actually, Leviticus came after the death of Christ, when Peter took control of things and kinda pushed his own agendas. Long story short, Leviticus and Peter where assholes.
#172 to #139 - superclamsquared (03/16/2013) [-]
... Are you retarded?
... Are you retarded?
User avatar #148 to #139 - jokeface (03/16/2013) [-]
No. Not even close.
User avatar #140 to #139 - teoberry (03/16/2013) [-]
***** you serious?
User avatar #143 to #140 - neoexdeath (03/16/2013) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #144 to #143 - teoberry (03/16/2013) [-]
leviticus was the law book for old levite priests. maybe ya read it in reverse order, so that's why you messed up.
#129 to #90 - Rascal (03/15/2013) [-]
The problem with this is that the bible explicitly states that being homosexual is blasphemous.
I'm ready for your hate, but just to let you know, I'm not trying to be incendiary
User avatar #170 to #129 - superclamsquared (03/16/2013) [-]
If you are going by Leviticus, then yeah. But only Jews actually listen to Leviticus. Jesus freed Christians from that ******** .
#155 to #90 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (03/16/2013) [-]
True my good anon, but the public approval of gay marriage still rests around 50/50 among the American people. That should probably change.
User avatar #91 to #90 - gunslayer (03/15/2013) [-]
But they're not real christians. They're a "baptist" hate-cult that'll bash almost anything. They bashed Ronnie James Dio's funeral, gay parades, Soldier's Funerals, yeah, pretty much everything.
User avatar #95 to #90 - DrPeppir (03/15/2013) [-]
There's good Christians, bad Christians.
Good atheists, bad atheists.
Good homos, bad homos.
User avatar #97 to #95 - latinotornado (03/15/2013) [-]
then there's no homo
#113 to #97 - aerosol (03/15/2013) [-]
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#100 to #97 - DrPeppir (03/15/2013) [-]
nice one
User avatar #198 to #100 - isomeras (03/16/2013) [-]
What the **** is that thing...
#75 - sackit (03/15/2013) [-]
Here op take this:)
#1 - thragtusk (03/15/2013) [-]
i love how the commercial is like "has god not found your match yet? we can help you at christian mingle.com" really? if your so called "god" hasn't found your match what makes them think some cruddy website will?
i love how the commercial is like "has god not found your match yet? we can help you at christian mingle.com" really? if your so called "god" hasn't found your match what makes them think some cruddy website will?
User avatar #33 to #1 - thegirlyoudespise (03/15/2013) [-]
OH my goodness spot on!

#135 to #1 - EKcEntRIC (03/16/2013) [-]
that entire website is complete and utter ******** going on borderline blasphemy, several pastors at our church flat out stated that god only matched two people: Adam and Eve, and left the rest of us to seek out our own love and relationships

I'm a devout christian but I could care less about these zealotous faggots spouting off at the mouth about their this that and the ******* other except for when it makes all christians look bad...besides there was a stupid rumor floatin around that the website creators aren't even religious at all, but then again who cares
User avatar #167 to #1 - superclamsquared (03/16/2013) [-]
That ad is so stupid. It isn't God's job to find a mate for you, you have to do it yourself. If they ever picked up a ******* Bible they might learn about free will.
#4 to #1 - supamonkey (03/15/2013) [-]
If your god cannot find your match, your god is not Slaanesh!
#44 to #4 - Carthusia (03/15/2013) [-]
I smell Heresy
#21 to #4 - ItsTheJJ (03/15/2013) [-]
Why love when you can KILL BURN MAIM! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
OK im done now ><
#77 to #1 - alexthecanadian (03/15/2013) [-]
******* are using God as a business ploy.
They know that some extreme Christians will believe the commercial.

**** Spark Networks (they own ChristianMingle.com).
They know nothing about Christianity, and they know nothing about God.
#3 to #1 - secretdestroyers (03/15/2013) [-]
If god can't find your match...then he is not all-knowing and omnipotent, and therefore......   
   
Half-Life 3 confirmed.
If god can't find your match...then he is not all-knowing and omnipotent, and therefore......

Half-Life 3 confirmed.
User avatar #145 to #3 - spysappinmysasha (03/16/2013) [-]
dont mean to start anything, but a smart christian doesnt think god just sits around giving handouts to people who ask. I, and actual thinking christians dont think that God puts his hands on the wheel and steers us on the road of life, but instead gives us the wheel so that whe may drive ourselves to our own destinies.
#147 to #145 - secretdestroyers (03/16/2013) [-]
Steer into our destinies indeed.
User avatar #11 to #3 - swifterly (03/15/2013) [-]
Or maybe he's governing the Universe and not dealing with his faggoty human race
#88 to #11 - twi (03/15/2013) [-]
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you just called yourself a faggot
User avatar #112 to #88 - swifterly (03/15/2013) [-]
I know.
User avatar #41 to #15 - swifterly (03/15/2013) [-]
Why would I be mad
#138 to #41 - EKcEntRIC (03/16/2013) [-]
are you questioning me?
#174 to #138 - swifterly (03/16/2013) [-]
I shouldn't really post anymore but, all of you little ******* faggots thumb me down, and for what reason? Saying something such as "Or maybe he's governing the Universe and not dealing with his faggoty human race". Seriously? Every single ******* time something pops up about Christianity, you'll thumb down every single post that has something to do with Christianity, unless if it's an Atheist or Muslim post, you'll thumb up the guys who say something good about them, especially Islam, nearly 100 times worse than Christianity and Atheism. But if someone says something as simple as what I said the only thing you can do is pull red thumbs out of your ass rather than say something intelligent? You know Funnyjunkers, I don't know how many thumbs down this is going to get, and it's probably going to a lot because you're probably going to get all your little boyfriends to come help you out. You guys **** yourselves at the opportunity to thumb up anything anti-Christian, but will thumb it down if it's pro-Christian. Am I saying Christianity is good, all true, or correct? No, not even. It has a **** load of flaws. It has a lot of unbelievable things and a lot things in which you can call ******** . What am I saying then? What I'm saying is, is that's its really ******* childish that if someone says something positive about Christianity or Christians, you'll thumb him down into eternal damnation just because you don't like it or it hurt your itty bitty feelings. You don't know **** about **** . There are a lot of good Christians and a lot of good Atheists, not everyone is perfect. There are 5 sections which people are put in. Good Christians who don't call Atheists Out, Good Atheists who don't call Christians out, Dumb Christians who call Atheists out, Dumb Atheists who call Christians out and of course, the one you all fit into, Butthurt faggots who cry if their feeling are hurt. A lot of you will die virgins. Now, I'm going to get thumbed down, so I'll sit back and watch.
User avatar #202 to #174 - imnotkickthecat (03/16/2013) [-]
You were probably expecting a comment related to your post.

nope.
#214 to #174 - Visual (03/16/2013) [-]
I just opened this page and glanced at the comments and saw yours.

TL;DR
User avatar #237 to #214 - swifterly (03/16/2013) [-]
Stating the obvious or butthurt?
#231 to #174 - Rascal (03/16/2013) [-]
I'm just thumbing you down because I don't like you.
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#226 to #217 - jowiman (03/16/2013) [-]
That's not what he meant
he meant when people talk about islam the thumbstorms are 100 times worse...
did you even read it?
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#42 to #11 - Rascal (03/15/2013) [-]
You are a disgusting human being.
User avatar #43 to #42 - swifterly (03/15/2013) [-]
Give an example you illiterate **** .
#132 to #43 - hairibar (03/16/2013) [-]
you don't have any ******* sense of humour. That's a good reason, isn't it?
User avatar #164 to #132 - swifterly (03/16/2013) [-]
I do indeed have one :)
#243 to #164 - hairibar (03/17/2013) [-]
sure you have.
User avatar #244 to #243 - swifterly (03/17/2013) [-]
I really do :)
#245 to #244 - hairibar (03/18/2013) [-]
you're not specially proving so
User avatar #246 to #245 - swifterly (03/18/2013) [-]
I do, nobody said anything funny for anyone to show humor. Now Good-day, I'm tired of coming back to this page of all the butthurt Funnyjunkers who rage thumbed my opinions.
#247 to #246 - hairibar (03/18/2013) [-]
this is not going anywhere, so I won't reply here more
#224 to #42 - jowiman (03/16/2013) [-]
woah dude over the top much?
User avatar #137 to #11 - rainbowrush ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
If he is all powerful, doing both would be just as easy.
User avatar #195 to #3 - asdcfg (03/16/2013) [-]
Dammit You Stole my joke!, though you worded and used much better than I would have, good job.
#189 - kaslin (03/16/2013) [-]
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#190 to #189 - werrew (03/16/2013) [-]
It seems that I have done my job well
#192 to #190 - kaslin (03/16/2013) [-]
You have, well done.
You have, well done.
#93 - workablenathan (03/15/2013) [-]
Im not gay, but i support people who are. So here, have a picture OP.
#125 to #93 - beefking (03/15/2013) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Awesome Lego Ad Campaign ** mfw!
#38 - grandmabetty (03/15/2013) [-]
You're in for a shock
User avatar #200 - katinka (03/16/2013) [-]
when will people stop being divided amongst each other because of their religion/ race/ whatever? seriously. we're all just humans. we all poo the same.
#207 to #200 - applescryatnight (03/16/2013) [-]
my grandpa had to poop from a bag in his stomach
IS HE NOT HUMAN TO YOU?!
User avatar #223 to #207 - katinka (03/16/2013) [-]
still pooped
#229 to #223 - applescryatnight (03/16/2013) [-]
thanks man
that really puts my mind to peace
#211 - fatcatshat (03/16/2013) [-]
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#103 - Sammichwomann (03/15/2013) [-]
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