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#1 - thragtusk (03/15/2013) [+] (38 replies)
i love how the commercial is like "has god not found your match yet? we can help you at christian mingle.com" really? if your so called "god" hasn't found your match what makes them think some cruddy website will?
i love how the commercial is like "has god not found your match yet? we can help you at christian mingle.com" really? if your so called "god" hasn't found your match what makes them think some cruddy website will?
#3 to #1 - secretdestroyers (03/15/2013) [-]
If god can't find your match...then he is not all-knowing and omnipotent, and therefore......   
   
Half-Life 3 confirmed.
If god can't find your match...then he is not all-knowing and omnipotent, and therefore......

Half-Life 3 confirmed.
#16 - Cleavland Steamer (03/15/2013) [+] (11 replies)
#5 - wubwubbingyou (03/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Im getting tired of all this diddly sin and such .
#13 - fromthefuture (03/15/2013) [+] (12 replies)
#9 - hypex (03/15/2013) [+] (43 replies)
story time
>watch porn
>accidentaly click on faggot section
>boner
>well.... guess im gay?
>come out as a faggot and such, drama ensues
>fast forward one year
>new class, no one knows im a faggot
>decide not to be the one prancing about it and let people figure it out on their own
>one dude, lets call him bob, wears a cross around his neck EVERY day
>mustberetardchristian.jpg
>dont think much about it
>2 weeks later
>presentation of subject picked by teacher
>he got about christianity
>sounds like a damn jehovas whitness standing there preaching about god and jesus and whatnot
>after class
>walk up to him
>this dude thinks of himself as some kind of missionary destined to turn people from the "wrong path"
>religious nutjob
>"im a huge ******* faggot and there is NOTHING you can do about it" i say with teh biggest ******* grin on my face
>looks deeply insulted
>insulted look transitions into a face of compressed disgust
>mfw
also mfw ive been feeling him up and doing pervy **** to him like grabbing his ass during the last 2 and a half years, friends laugh along with it and some have even begun to do it themselves **** was cash
User avatar #26 to #9 - misticalz ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
>Doesn't bug you about Christianity.
>Talks about Christianity because it was mandatory for a school project.

>Go up to him and tell him you're a faggot even though you didn't need to.

>Constantly sexually harass and bully him for the next two years.

Damn you're an asshole.

User avatar #127 - gibroner (03/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I once made an account for Satan on Christian Mingle
User avatar #64 - jaybear (03/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It saddens me that they don't let guys send hugs to other guys on there.
#70 to #64 - aerosol (03/15/2013) [-]
You can send hugs to people?
You can send hugs to people?
#47 - teranin ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
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#75 - sackit (03/15/2013) [-]
Here op take this:)
#93 - workablenathan (03/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Im not gay, but i support people who are. So here, have a picture OP.
#118 - flufflepuff (03/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #152 - calawesome (03/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Had a thought today....

God wants us to love everyone like he does right?...Maybe God created gays to test hate mongers?...to see if they are really good, loving people?
#90 - anonymous (03/15/2013) [+] (21 replies)
We're not all against gay marriage. I'm a super religious Christian, yet I still believe in gay marriage. God says to love all people, so I do. No matter what you guys do, I really couldn't give less of a **** . So don't just assume we're all like WBC because I actually find what theyre doing disgusting and it makes us Christians look like complete and total assholes. But don't worry, there's good Christians.
User avatar #97 to #95 - latinotornado (03/15/2013) [-]
then there's no homo
#122 - anonymous (03/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the church isn't against gays... it's just not a fan of sodomy
#136 to #122 - neoexdeath ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
Actually, I find they're quite enlightened on the subject.
#189 - kaslin (03/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#190 to #189 - werrew (03/16/2013) [-]
It seems that I have done my job well
#49 - phuckinthingsucks (03/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#38 - grandmabetty (03/15/2013) [-]
You're in for a shock
User avatar #200 - katinka (03/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
when will people stop being divided amongst each other because of their religion/ race/ whatever? seriously. we're all just humans. we all poo the same.
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