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#4 - reigndrac (03/15/2013) [-]
I actually had a dream where I confessed to the guy I liked through rap, (even though I never really listen to rap and he already has a girlfriend.) I told my friends about it the next day and they wanted me to recite it to them, but I had forgotten most of it. They said they'd buy me a poptart, (I ******* love poptarts,) if I tried to make the rest of it because, and I quote, "It should be funny to see what the whitest girl in school sounds like when she raps." Of course they laughed their asses off when they read what I wrote down, but joke's on them! I got a free poptart. I think I actually have it in my desk somewhere still. If I find it, I'll post it.
User avatar #49 to #4 - zorororonoa (03/16/2013) [-]
holy **** , those poptarts are in the vague shape of a gun, you monster
User avatar #16 to #4 - samxdaxman (03/15/2013) [-]
So you got a pop tart..... And didn't eat it?
User avatar #9 to #4 - dragonicangel (03/15/2013) [-]
Find it NAOW.
User avatar #11 to #9 - reigndrac (03/15/2013) [-]
I'M LOOKIN'! My room is a disaster area....
User avatar #12 to #11 - dragonicangel (03/15/2013) [-]
Well, it can't be as bad as mine...
User avatar #13 to #12 - reigndrac (03/15/2013) [-]
I still have a bathing suit from when I was eight. EIGHT.
User avatar #15 to #13 - dragonicangel (03/15/2013) [-]
I have boxers from when I was five. FIVE.
User avatar #17 to #15 - reigndrac (03/15/2013) [-]
FOUND IT! Hold on a sec. I'll upload the pic first, then type out the 'lyrics' as best I can because it might be a bit hard to read.
User avatar #21 to #17 - leown (03/15/2013) [-]
where is it.
User avatar #24 to #21 - reigndrac (03/15/2013) [-]
Just uploaded it. Took forever to type, but I couldn't get the picture because it looked like complete **** for some reason. I'll get a better picture up when I find my camera to use rather than my cell phone.
User avatar #23 to #21 - giguelingueling (03/15/2013) [-]
dragon scared her, she wont deliver.
#18 to #17 - dragonicangel (03/15/2013) [-]
Gooooooood. I like you. FRAAAAANDS?
Gooooooood. I like you. FRAAAAANDS?
User avatar #22 to #18 - reigndrac (03/15/2013) [-]
Ok so the picture turned out like **** , you can't even read what it says, so for right now, I'll just type it and try to get a better picture later. This was written about 1.5 years ago, and I'm going to type it out verbatim.
"Hey boy, what would you do/If I said I was madly in love with you?
I know you gotta girl hangin' round your arm,/But compared to me, she ain't got no charm!
I don't wanna go 'round soundin' like Narcissus,/But you ain't never gonna find another girl this wondrous!
You say your girl's got a fine bod? BOY PLEASE!/She be walkin' round with A's WHILE I GOT THE D's!
And I got brain to go along with this bod,/Might even say I'm a gift from God!/
And with you boy, we were made to match,/Laid my eyes on you and I knew you were a catch,
Even when I met you when we were both just seven,/I said to you, "DAMN SON, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
See, you and me, we deserve the very best,/And puttin' up with these plebes has been out lifelong test.
But now, you and I, well, we've bloomed./I was born well made and you were born well groomed.
No need to be compromising anymore, son,/We've found our perfect partners so our search is done.
Why can't you see that? Just open your eyes!/This really shouldn't come as such a great surprise!
I said it once, Bubbles, and I'll say it again, /You and my, we were just born to win!
So let's join up and we can start to win together!/Don't matter the time, don't matter the weather,
I'll stick by your side if you stick by mine,/Love doesn't have to be much, just bein' together is fine.
I'll be loyal to you even if you start to stray,/So long as you swear to stay be me for the rest of my days.
And even if my proclamation ain't a work of art,/Well don't be hatin', son, it was for a pop-tart!"
Please keep in mind that I normally never talk like this, nor do I know what makes a good rap, so I just tried to rhyme and use bad grammar. Had to use slash marks for line breaks. And 'D's' does not refer to genitals.
User avatar #97 to #22 - dragonicangel (03/16/2013) [-]
This. I like it. ANOTHER!
User avatar #26 to #22 - leown (03/15/2013) [-]
lol.....that was glorious... and D's im a perv and wanna see now....sorry 3x you dont have to show me, i just was like 'OH D's? MUST SEE.

lol p.s. a white girl rapping? lol sorta a turn on XD not like a boner but a heart boner ya know? lol im st00pidz
User avatar #27 to #26 - reigndrac (03/15/2013) [-]
Thank you! ...I think. And yes, I seriously thought about removing that line because of the nature of the internet, but it just fits so perfectly with the rest.
User avatar #28 to #27 - leown (03/15/2013) [-]
lol its awesome! haha how old were you when you wrote/thought of that?
User avatar #30 to #28 - reigndrac (03/15/2013) [-]
I would have been either 16 or 17, I can't remember whether it happened 1st or 2nd term last year, but not too long ago. Which kind of makes it more sad, since it sounds like it was written by a 5th grader. But I was so freakin' hungry, and I wanted that poptart.
User avatar #34 to #30 - leown (03/15/2013) [-]
LOL xD i dont know about that guy but i would date a girl like you in an instant!
User avatar #37 to #34 - corkscrew (03/15/2013) [-]
gat dayum go be a faggot somewhere else
you aren't going to get **** through the internet and quite trying so hard

Just something I think you should know
p.s.you probably never know what this girl looks like, so who gives a ****
User avatar #99 to #37 - leown (03/16/2013) [-]
sorry i try to be nice to people and give them a confidence boost? No one made you read this conversation buddy, its all on you...
User avatar #101 to #99 - corkscrew (03/16/2013) [-]
you compliment her in hopes of meeting her and trying to get some
don't ******** me, I've seen it enough times on here (and people don't give confidence boosts on here)

and you are right, nobody made me read, but you could have posted your entire conversation on her wall but instead you had it on a more open page meaning you intended for more people to read it than her

and I'm not a kid, I'm 18, don't pretend like you are oh so much better than me
User avatar #102 to #101 - leown (03/16/2013) [-]
well as hard as it is for you to believe it i do compliment to give people confidence boosts, i didnt intend for other people to read on, but i also dont care if someone did, i dont "pretend" to be anything and if you act like a child, you'll be called one.
User avatar #103 to #102 - corkscrew (03/16/2013) [-]
I'm not acting like a child i'm being a realist
and quit being so defensive (which makes you come off as about 14)

but I digress, can we agree to end this?
User avatar #106 to #103 - leown (03/16/2013) [-]
lol its a stupid old-school PC gaming thing to piss off people in PvP. i just use it sorta ironically now, it means " Good game, no re-match"
User avatar #104 to #103 - leown (03/16/2013) [-]
sure, i was about to suggest the same, getting bored :/

GG no Re
#105 to #104 - corkscrew (03/16/2013) [-]
GG no Re?
Can you enlighten me?
#55 to #37 - reigndrac (03/16/2013) [-]
I would berate you based off of what your comment says, but your grammar and spelling are so atrocious that I can't even read it. And though I will not upload pictures of myself onto the internet, I'd say I look pretty good.
User avatar #100 to #55 - leown (03/16/2013) [-]
i never wanted pics i just thought of boobs and mind went off

and just ignore the kid :/
#89 to #55 - corkscrew (03/16/2013) [-]
**** it, I ain't scurred, I do wut I want and don't give no ***** if I post my face on teh interwebz

(I hope you are not confused again by my intended slaughtering of the English language)
User avatar #88 to #55 - corkscrew (03/16/2013) [-]
>implying my spelling wasn't intended to be that poor
>implying that you actually speak like that
>implying anyone on the internet actually cares what you look like

And if you try and say that I make fun of people because I myself am ugly, I will post a picture of myself if anyone would like it
#83 to #55 - anon (03/16/2013) [-]
please..... stop..... saying.... off of....... it's just.....off
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