Just Altair. Cause... he can't swim. assassins creed
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User avatar #46 to #3 - tdhd (03/15/2013) [-]
You just made my day. However he would not desynchronize because there would always be another assassin to somehow drag him out of the water...
#31 to #3 - alawabidingcitizen ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
Hypno Hypno fruit:

Allows the eater to hypnotize others; useful for hiding from guards, making people forget who you are even when you're one of the most wanted men in the country, and avoiding having yourself appear in any history books
#17 to #3 - deusexmachinase (03/15/2013) [-]
He ate the badass badass fruit.
#25 - probablynaked (03/15/2013) [-]
If by swimming they mean walking on water in their socks....
#33 - Jamjars (03/15/2013) [-]
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#18 - ninjabadger ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
Malik!
#21 to #18 - crazylance (03/15/2013) [-]
I have a friend named Marik, so me and my other friend constantly joke on him and call him Malik, damn I like that guy.
#27 - zarkaronx (03/15/2013) [-]
Assassin's Creed Thread
#34 to #27 - messerauditore (03/15/2013) [-]
i dont have my ac folder at the moment but here are a few i do still have.
#52 to #39 - infedel ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #54 to #52 - messerauditore (03/16/2013) [-]
zarkaronx posted that literally two comments up...
User avatar #56 to #54 - infedel ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
not to mention he literally posted it right after me. my comment is #52, his is #53
User avatar #57 to #56 - messerauditore (03/16/2013) [-]
are you high? his clearly says 51. you're 52. and he posted it 47 minutes ago, while you posted it 35 minutes ago.
User avatar #58 to #57 - infedel ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
oh. my bad. sometimes i misread the strangest stuff. but when i did post it i could swear that wasn't there.
User avatar #55 to #54 - infedel ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
i posted that before zarkaronx. you can tell because its above me
#60 to #59 - infedel ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
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#1 - wolfdogone (03/15/2013) [-]
Silly Malik, Altair can't swim
Silly Malik, Altair can't swim
User avatar #2 to #1 - taintedangel (03/15/2013) [-]
Cus the Animus had a glitch that caused desynchronization when he touched water.
User avatar #4 to #2 - tostito (03/15/2013) [-]
and Ezio?
User avatar #5 to #4 - taintedangel (03/15/2013) [-]
the glitch was fixed when Rebecca made the Animus 2.0 and switched Desmond over from the Animus 1.26 used in AC1. She included 'patch notes' about it. It was a clever way for Ubisoft to show the improvements in AC2 over AC1. She does the same thing in every AC game from then on.

AC: Brotherhood = Animus 2.1
AC: Revelations = Animus 2.2
AC3 = Animus 3.0
#26 to #5 - unoletmehavename (03/15/2013) [-]
Imagine what pain in the ass venice in assassins creed 2 would be if you couldn't swim
#7 to #5 - nocta (03/15/2013) [-]
i didnt though it was a glitch, i though it was just a desynchronization
i didnt though it was a glitch, i though it was just a desynchronization
#8 to #7 - taintedangel (03/15/2013) [-]
Well now you know.
#9 to #8 - nocta (03/15/2013) [-]
haha nice picture ^
haha nice picture ^
#10 to #9 - taintedangel (03/15/2013) [-]
Why thank you.   
   
I have it because, y'know I *see pic*
Why thank you.

I have it because, y'know I *see pic*
User avatar #6 to #4 - nocta (03/15/2013) [-]
aparantly in his life ezio did swim, remember the animus is like a record of his genetic memory, so if altair never swim in his life, then you cant swim with him
#14 - eviltwin (03/15/2013) [-]
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#20 - xspencerxxx (03/15/2013) [-]
altiar can swim it was a bug in the animus
User avatar #28 - residentblackman (03/15/2013) [-]
plz thumb me down XD
#43 to #28 - lexausaurusrex (03/15/2013) [-]
i thumbed up i'm such a rebel
User avatar #47 to #28 - majortomcomics (03/16/2013) [-]
I contributed.
User avatar #48 to #47 - residentblackman (03/16/2013) [-]
thanks bro XD
User avatar #49 to #48 - majortomcomics (03/16/2013) [-]
So welcome.
User avatar #30 to #28 - ragnarfag ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
Either I'm being tricked here by a thumbwhore or I just follow commands blindly.
I lose both ways.
User avatar #36 to #30 - meganinja (03/15/2013) [-]
you could ignore it
User avatar #45 to #36 - nowbackatme (03/15/2013) [-]
What if that is the reaction he expected?
User avatar #42 - muchasmarcos (03/15/2013) [-]
but a true pirate doesn't swim...
User avatar #16 - Roeley (03/15/2013) [-]
Ezio can swim...guards can't they just magicaly disappear xD
User avatar #19 to #16 - guiguito (03/15/2013) [-]
*throw rocks with imposible accuracy
#11 - anon (03/15/2013) [-]
Malik wouldn't invite Altaïr to anything while Al Mualim is still alive and well. Malik didn't start to respect Altaïr until Al Mualim went crazy. And since you don't go swimming when a crazed mitems is brainwashing all of Masyaf, Malik would have to have invited Altaïr for a swim after Al Mualim's death.
User avatar #32 to #11 - zorororonoa (03/15/2013) [-]
Just because its a post about the game, doesn't mean it has to follow the storyline 100% can you just shut up and enjoy the humor?
#12 to #11 - gazimonfour (03/15/2013) [-]
what is "mitems"?
#29 to #12 - eccleston (03/15/2013) [-]
mitems was an attempt to make a pun with "mad" and the word that the picture says is the same as "items"
#24 to #12 - spacelubber (03/15/2013) [-]
I think he meant to say "mitems" but mispelled it to "madm in" which was then changed by the word filter to "mitems." I could be wrong though.
User avatar #22 to #12 - crazyhindu (03/15/2013) [-]
m a d m a n
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