Cheesy joke. . I my sister inst gut brand name‘ (tatt sham and all i got was a bag of dorms an massing today was nacho day than gist out. TFW Get Out asasdasdasd
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User avatar #11 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
>Implying Doritos aren't better than shoes

Doritos will solve your hunger problem (Albeit temporarily), they taste ******* awesome, they are YOUR Doritos, no sharing, and they are plentiful and relatively cheap.

Shoes will do little more than protect your feet. For something so simple, it shouldn't cost more than 20 dollars. 91 dollars is ******* outrageous. Shoes taste disgusting and will probably kill you by eating them as well.

TL;DR, Doritos > Shoes
User avatar #24 to #11 - xapplemanx (03/15/2013) [-]
i dont need shoes, im a hobbit
#48 to #11 - llamasandwhich (03/15/2013) [-]
I like Doritos because the taste even better when I vomit them back up into my mouth.    
   
Seriously, the taste is amazing.
I like Doritos because the taste even better when I vomit them back up into my mouth.

Seriously, the taste is amazing.
#51 to #48 - potatofarm (03/15/2013) [-]
You vomit your Doritos back up into your mouth?
User avatar #53 to #51 - llamasandwhich (03/15/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #54 to #53 - potatofarm (03/15/2013) [-]
But......why?
User avatar #56 to #54 - llamasandwhich (03/15/2013) [-]
Because it tastes amazing.
Don't knock it, before ya try it.
User avatar #57 to #56 - potatofarm (03/15/2013) [-]
brb.....
#71 to #11 - lastkingofx (03/15/2013) [-]
Little more? Thats a lot bro. Do you think our people would have touched every continent if they were constantly barefoot? Do you think we would have climbed the Himalayas climbing on the rock without shoes?! Do you think armies would have marched on the broken glass and rubble of cities? Would we build cities, castles, monuments without shoes to guide our dainty toes? NO!


...But Doritos are amazing.
#83 to #11 - pwoneill (03/15/2013) [-]
I think this proves that no matter what you post on funny junk there will always be a voice of dissension

Before you say anything remember that you are actually reading a debate about shoes versus doritos....
User avatar #92 to #11 - goochmaster (03/15/2013) [-]
I get my shoes for around $5-15. ****** need to step up to MY level
User avatar #93 to #11 - admiralen ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
its about comfort aswell, a ****** shoe is gonna chafe your feet and break, a good shoe will fit your foot well, make your step lighter and feel really comfortable, and some are waterproof which is great
#12 to #11 - hangingtree (03/15/2013) [-]
You can eat leather shoes. Besides a few chemicals and some stomach aches, it's totally safe.
User avatar #20 to #12 - aserock (03/15/2013) [-]
So, Karkat, would you like the tell us about the chemicals? You angry bastard. don't kill me for knowing what homestuck is
#88 to #20 - hangingtree (03/15/2013) [-]
Here, let me tell you about 'Bt' called Boot. Now watch the chemical reaction when I shove it up your ass.
#91 to #88 - aserock (03/15/2013) [-]
Well let's see the reaction when I SHOVE A ******* BUCKET UP YOUR ASS!
User avatar #16 to #11 - zombifier ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
unfortunately, the boots my job requires me to wear cost around 120-200 bucks
#17 to #16 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
What the **** they are just boots.
They aren't fancy looking or designer things I imagine, they are boots. The most ******* basic thing. What the **** .
+5
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User avatar #67 to #43 - popcornisland (03/15/2013) [-]
That might be crazy enough to work.
#47 - Cleavland Steamer (03/15/2013) [-]
Now, I don't know about you guys, but I love to have rough intercourse with the new Taco Bell Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos.

It's just something about the warm beef and cheese that puts my boner into a state of pure ecstasy. And the white, grainy ranch powder just has the most perfect texture, like tangy sandpaper grinding against my foreskin.

It's like the perfect alternative to a Fleshlight.

AND.... Unlike a Fleshlight, you can actually eat it when your done.
#107 to #47 - aerosol (03/15/2013) [-]
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#111 to #47 - John Cena (04/25/2013) [-]
Just wanted you to know that I searched taco in Google and scrolled down to find this...
#98 to #47 - zombieginger (03/15/2013) [-]
Taco Bell should hire you onto their advertisement team......
#1 - mrkanyeeast (03/14/2013) [-]
TFW Get Out
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User avatar #95 to #90 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
Frogger: The Movie (Based on true events)
User avatar #110 to #90 - mrkanyeeast (03/15/2013) [-]
Robocop
#38 - thearcher (03/15/2013) [-]
The title
The title
#39 - mookiez (03/15/2013) [-]
This image has expired
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#27 - diegotan ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
I like these Tumblr puns, but do they always have to end in either "made my day" or "get out"?
I like these Tumblr puns, but do they always have to end in either "made my day" or "get out"?
+1
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User avatar #60 to #27 - fosforgasxiii (03/15/2013) [-]
Most of the times they end with "I'm so done (with this site)"
User avatar #69 to #60 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (03/15/2013) [-]
Actually they don't, that's just the butthurt talking.
#84 to #27 - John Cena (03/15/2013) [-]
do faggots on fj have to complain every damn time? who gives a **** ????? i don't like tumblr for the record
#86 to #84 - wanicochil (03/15/2013) [-]
Yes we do
#72 - sardukai (03/15/2013) [-]
sorry guys, i really don't get the joke   
   
   
can someone explain this please?
sorry guys, i really don't get the joke


can someone explain this please?
User avatar #76 to #72 - capslockrage (03/15/2013) [-]
nacho
not cho
not cho day
not your day
User avatar #75 to #72 - helenwheels (03/15/2013) [-]
nacho= not yo
#77 to #75 - sardukai (03/15/2013) [-]
k thanks guys
k thanks guys

User avatar #35 - martinyus ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
Related pun
User avatar #74 to #35 - meestaa (03/15/2013) [-]
get out
I'm so done with this website
what is life
User avatar #52 to #35 - fishtacos (03/15/2013) [-]
comment insulting your comedic prowess and/or doubting your sexuality
#105 - dafogman (03/15/2013) [-]
Another cheese joke:   
   
Teacher of 3rd grade class:  Today class I want you to use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a sentence.   
Little Timmy:  I like liver but don't like cheese.   
Little Tyrone:  I like cheese but I don't like liver.   
Little Carlos:  Leaver alone, cheese mine.
Another cheese joke:

Teacher of 3rd grade class: Today class I want you to use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a sentence.
Little Timmy: I like liver but don't like cheese.
Little Tyrone: I like cheese but I don't like liver.
Little Carlos: Leaver alone, cheese mine.
User avatar #106 to #105 - Das (03/15/2013) [-]
Timmy, Tyrone, and Carlos. What the **** is this? Sounds like a Disney joke where they try to involve every race to make everyone equal.
#65 - chrisbob (03/15/2013) [-]
Hahahaha what a queso dip.
Hahahaha what a queso dip.
User avatar #70 - XxElJuegoxX (03/15/2013) [-]
If it was one of those really big bags of Doritos then I say **** those shoes
#62 - craazhy (03/15/2013) [-]
mfw i cant get the pun off my face
mfw i cant get the pun off my face
User avatar #96 - tigersstripes (03/15/2013) [-]
i guess he has a major queso the blues now
+1
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User avatar #13 to #10 - crazyhindu (03/15/2013) [-]
really? cause doritos remind me of doritos and it reminds me of doritos
#33 - Pompano (03/15/2013) [-]
Just crop out the cancer next time




Just crop out the cancer next time
User avatar #58 - snakefire (03/15/2013) [-]
Oh come on that joke was pretty gouda
User avatar #2 - strun (03/14/2013) [-]
My mom came back from shopping once and brought back a $140 pair of ****** harley davidson sunglasses for her boyfriend and brought me back 2 boxes of donuts. Was a good day.
User avatar #28 to #2 - blokrokker (03/15/2013) [-]
I'd say you came out on top with that one.
User avatar #29 to #28 - strun (03/15/2013) [-]
Would of been if those donuts weren't ****** store brand boxed donuts.
User avatar #30 to #29 - blokrokker (03/15/2013) [-]
Hey, you got free donuts. Better than NO donuts.
User avatar #31 to #30 - strun (03/15/2013) [-]
True.
User avatar #97 - sprok **User deleted account** (03/15/2013) [-]
No one on tumblr knows how to use the shift key or punctuation.
User avatar #100 to #97 - dildoes (03/15/2013) [-]
Yeah! I can't understand what they're saying at all because of it!
But really, don't be an asshole about grammar/spelling at all unless you can't understand what they're saying.
User avatar #101 to #100 - sprok **User deleted account** (03/15/2013) [-]
No.
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