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#1 - thefirstporkchop (03/14/2013) [-]
The hooked up with a girl one I dont know... Or the religion
#49 to #1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/15/2013) [-]
The religion one is Martin Luther who challenged Catholicism and invented Protestant religion
User avatar #159 to #49 - nicolasman (03/15/2013) [-]
Nope, it's copernicus
User avatar #26 to #1 - IamSofaKingdom (03/15/2013) [-]
Not 100% but I would guess the religion one is Martin Luther who nailed a list of all the problems he had with the church to their door despite their unreasonable power at the time and the social and political backlash that was inevitably going to come back on him.

Luther was a hero of sorts for standing up to the Catholic church that had brought about the dark ages through it's abuse of power and forced them to reform under the public eye.
User avatar #27 to #26 - IamSofaKingdom (03/15/2013) [-]
but actually it is Copernicus....I like mine better...
#9 to #1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/15/2013) [-]
it's Genghis Khan.
Shot his arrow into a lot of ladies, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!

The arrow was his penis.

That's what I'm saying.

Penis.
#199 to #9 - fedegon (03/15/2013) [-]
Penis thread?
Ohgod, plzno.
User avatar #121 to #9 - tiberioustyphr ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
I think it's 0.05% chance of being related to him if you have Chinese heritage.

672065 People or so.
#52 to #9 - mistercookie ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
I'm surprised more people do not know why so many are direct descendants of Genghis Khan, sure he raped a lot of women, but the real reason was that he had a Harem of at least a couple hundred women, if not thousands. This contributed to a lot of bastards. However, his 4 legitimate sons who shared Mongolia after Genghis Khan ALSO had harems with hundreds of women, and their children in turn ALSO had harems with many women. This is the reason why so many people are descendants from Ghengis Khan.
#197 to #52 - hundreds (03/15/2013) [-]
>hundreds of women
>hundreds of
>hundreds

i get alot of annotations :(
User avatar #212 to #197 - eddiethead (03/15/2013) [-]
If you had to give it a number, would you say...Hundreds of notifications?
#31 to #9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/15/2013) [-]
There's actually a genetic study (Zerjal et al., 2003) that shows that 0.5% of the male (it's only looking at the Y chromosome) population of the world might be direct descendants of Genghis Khan. And I feel the need to point out that he raped a lot of women, but hey, seems to be an evolutionarily successful strategy!
User avatar #25 to #9 - ithinkimfunny (03/15/2013) [-]
yeah 1 in 200 men are offspring from him
#8 to #1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/15/2013) [-]
The one with hooked up, is man quite known for having a harem (you know, ******** of womens) and the one with religion is also quite known man (I don't remember either names) for causing an upproar for challenging other religions, the irony is you must have balls of steel for challenging someone about their religion over the internet, rather than face to face.

Srry if I'm misguided here, I have a limit of knowledge(wrong or right, still limited)
#7 to #1 - doormawnster (03/15/2013) [-]
"Religion" is Nicholas Copernicus. He challenged the universally accepted idea that the earth revolved around the sun by stating that it was more likely that it was the other way around. Of course, he got a lot of **** from many other people, but he was right.
User avatar #60 to #7 - lskovfoged (03/15/2013) [-]
You got that backwards mate. The generally accepted fact around the globe was that the earth was the center of the universe, and every other planet revolved around it. Nicholas Copernicus and Galileo Galilei where two of the people to come with the other theory. I believe that Galileo was found guilty of heresy, and placed in house arrest where he died. Not too sure about Copernicus.
User avatar #30 to #7 - metaol (03/15/2013) [-]
"He challenged the universally accepted idea that the earth revolved around the sun by stating that it was more likely that it was the other way around."
... i... well... I'm no expert, but I was quite convinced that it actually DOES.
#266 to #30 - doormawnster (03/26/2013) [-]
Had a case of dyslexia there :P
#6 to #1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/15/2013) [-]
I'm not sure but I'm thinking it's Genghis Khan (because he's known (in addition to other stuff) for ******* a **** ton of women).
#5 to #1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/15/2013) [-]
probably Genghis Khan.m He raped so many women, that if you're Asian, you have a .05% chance of being his descendant.
#4 to #1 - paranoidzoid (03/14/2013) [-]
i looked it up it's Genghis khan
you know there's a five percent chance you're related to him
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