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HAVE "Bl
BANK MRS VIII]!
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Submitted: 03/14/2013
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User avatar #190 - monstersz (03/20/2013) [-]
I would like to know how many others read that in a Russian accent.
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#174 - frozencrown ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
I must be tired, I read the title as "Captain America"
#171 - killinthesehoes (03/15/2013) [-]
This is great
User avatar #164 - teefa (03/15/2013) [-]
i think it would sound more like: В капиталистической Америке, банк лишает вас!
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#172 to #160 - tuckthisphit (03/15/2013) [-]
yeah and im steve jobs
yeah and im steve jobs
#168 to #160 - skinless (03/15/2013) [-]
that's 						********					. you should really study what socialism is before you make stupid comments
that's ******** . you should really study what socialism is before you make stupid comments
#154 - anonymous (03/15/2013) [-]
repost
User avatar #153 - payseht (03/15/2013) [-]
In capitalist america
food kills, not famine
#152 - anonymous (03/15/2013) [-]
My hats off to you OP! Best one ever. About time someone actually said what's going on, and made a funny.

For help, the Federal Reserve 'pushes' debt currency into a country and expects US, you and me to pay it back 365 days later, AND they expect interest on top of that.

It's the opposite of us putting money into a bank. They use us as their personal bank, robbing us blind. They induce debt, war, racism, terrorism, etc, just to make govts require more of their dirty debt money. However, WE have to pay for it.
#150 - blockheadboy (03/15/2013) [-]
Its not funny when its true :(
#146 - tyraxio (03/15/2013) [-]
To answer the question, they do. The original joke goes "In capitalist America, you blarhblarhblarh. In Soviet Russia blarhblarhblarh you!"
User avatar #143 - techketzer (03/15/2013) [-]
USSR had a nearly identical system; Their Fed was called Gosbank.
Look it up.
#134 - dramallama (03/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #129 - larso (03/15/2013) [-]
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#125 - anonymous (03/15/2013) [-]
You read this comment, your parent will be dead in five years. To undo the curse, copy this comment on 5 pictures. Good luck(Translated by Bing
#158 to #125 - willindor (03/15/2013) [-]
So I get my inheritance sooner than I have expected?
So I get my inheritance sooner than I have expected?
#147 to #125 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #141 to #125 - neoexdeath ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
My dad has cerebral palsy, smokes a pipe, and cycles everywhere. Do your goddamn worst.
#138 to #125 - ziggydepp (03/15/2013) [-]
my parents are deeeeeaaaadddd
my parents are deeeeeaaaadddd
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#126 to #122 - undercow (03/15/2013) [-]
that's the joke...good job
User avatar #121 - cumwhore (03/15/2013) [-]
A central bank is the antithesis of a capitalist system.
User avatar #169 to #121 - bigmanfifty (03/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, but all the banks ****** us over
User avatar #184 to #169 - cumwhore (03/15/2013) [-]
Care to expand on that?
User avatar #185 to #184 - bigmanfifty (03/15/2013) [-]
sub-prime lending by the private banking sector led to the 2008 crisis.
User avatar #189 to #185 - cumwhore (03/19/2013) [-]
Yes, but it was government encouraged. Absent government intervention, banks have an incentive to not lend recklessly, seeing as they risk not getting their money back. But, if they know for certain that the government will bail them out anyways, they'll loan to people that they wouldn't otherwise loan to. Then, everyone gets in on the action because they think there is something there that really isn't.
User avatar #191 to #189 - bigmanfifty (03/20/2013) [-]
Canada is the model you should follow in that respect. They have an extremely conservative banking sector and they were more or less untouched
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