Makes sense.... . Dear Dracula, remember that night a few years ago? Well, you have a son, his name is Edward. Sincerely, Tinkerbell.. Aaaand this is how that would work...
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#7 - spawnconnery ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
Aaaand this is how that would work...
Aaaand this is how that would work...
User avatar #1 - salamentical (03/14/2013) [-]
But Dracula can't get erections, no blood flow

And he's like 20 times bigger than her
#5 to #1 - aetherpig (03/15/2013) [-]
Everybody knows that vampires have endless, super-erections

God, how the **** didn't you know that?
User avatar #6 to #5 - salamentical (03/15/2013) [-]
sorry master
#12 to #1 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
If Vampires don't have blood then what's the point of their hearts?
#16 to #1 - asasqw (03/15/2013) [-]
Bit of a fan moment here. Vampires do have blood but it lacks hemoglobin. This was confirmed in Dracula when it was stated a person must be fed vamperic blood to be turned rather than just drained.
#20 to #1 - GhettoShamu (03/15/2013) [-]
Dude, like, what if, what if since Tinkerbell is so small, she flew up Dracula's dick hole, went all the way to the balls, and impregnated herself.
User avatar #9 to #1 - neoexdeath ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
Well, in Vampire the Masquerade, and Requiem, you can use stolen blood to fuel your physical abilities. So I'd imagine you can spend a few points on "Maintaining a Boner"
#15 to #9 - myrrdhin ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
' you can spend a few points on "Maintaining a Boner" '

can't.....breathe.....must......stop.....laughing.... **** i'm gonna die because of this comment.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Furubatsu ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
If he cant get erections, what was the point in having 3 wives? Or how did he it was heavily implied rape Mina Murray/Harker?
#21 - brothergrimm (03/15/2013) [-]
alright vlad!!!!! nailin peter pan's bitch. that's epic
User avatar #3 - toxickooties (03/14/2013) [-]
That is clever, cute, funny... but uh... how did something about 4 inches tall give birth to a regular sized human? o_o
User avatar #8 to #3 - neoexdeath ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
It involved a lot of lubricant.
User avatar #10 to #3 - elbrysobrony (03/15/2013) [-]
Who said he started regular sized?
#18 to #3 - John Cena (03/15/2013) [-]
Disney magic!
#4 to #3 - aetherpig (03/15/2013) [-]
Very, very carefully
User avatar #17 - mikemont (03/15/2013) [-]
You know what makes sense?

Shutting the **** up about Twilight. It's popular in general, and we hate it. No ******* **** . But you know something? If it weren't for people bitching about it on here, I'd never have to hear about the ******* story. But since people like you insist on bitching about it, I have to read about it all the damn time if I want to be on this site.
#19 to #17 - demonruler (03/15/2013) [-]
love you too ;)
User avatar #22 - deathbylucy (03/15/2013) [-]
Geez, aren't these Twilight jokes getting a little old? She's not writing any more books, the movies are finished, and the actors are taking up different roles. Everyone else is moving on, why can't the internet?
#24 to #22 - demonruler (03/15/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #14 - whycanticaps (03/15/2013) [-]
Tinkerbell was my favorite when I was younger then I found r34 of her when I was 10 and my childhood was forever ruined but bettered at the same time
#13 - arrisarrad (03/15/2013) [-]
Just what are you insinuating, Sir?
#23 to #13 - justakewldewd (03/15/2013) [-]
Means she's got a Tardis for a vag or you got a dick to body mass ratio that would make a gorilla feel like Ron Jeremy.
Means she's got a Tardis for a vag or you got a dick to body mass ratio that would make a gorilla feel like Ron Jeremy.
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