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why isn't this in all of them?!

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Submitted: 03/14/2013
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#13 - frozo (03/14/2013) [+] (27 replies)
mfw some people don't wash their hands after taking a piss.

**** logic, right?
#16 to #13 - Wumbologist (03/14/2013) [-]
Let's go through the male ******* process, shall we?

1.) Open the door.
2.) Walk to urinal.
3.) Unzip pants and whip out dick.
4.) Piss.
5.) Put it back.
6.) Walk out.

The only thing I've touched is my dick, which I cleaned this morning and then placed in an equally clean cotton sack, and the door, which is no dirtier than any other door.

The reason some men wash their hands after ******* ? Because all the females in their lives (mothers, girlfriends, etc.) insist that they should. This makes absolute sense for a female--after all, they have to use toilet paper and come into contact with piss, their stanky ******* , etc.--but not for a guy, who only touches clean things throughout the duration of the process.
That or you're a germaphobe.
#56 - mrkilomike (03/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Am I the only one who just opens the door like any other door?
#57 to #56 - sreggin (03/15/2013) [-]
no, which is why the rest of us dont
#4 - probablynaked (03/14/2013) [+] (9 replies)
This satisfies my very germaphobic needs
#62 - fuckitdude (03/15/2013) [-]
Na bruh

I aint tryna scuff up ma Jordans
#63 - Covenantkilla (03/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Better 						*******					 question, why the hell are they not all PUSH TO GET THE 						****					 OUT?!
Better ******* question, why the hell are they not all PUSH TO GET THE **** OUT?!
#17 - schnofi (03/14/2013) [-]
I always try to open them with my elbow, looking like a retard.
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#42 - anonymous (03/15/2013) [-]
someone opens from the other end while your foot is in that...

> **** you.
#34 - eddymolly (03/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Or you could do what the toilets in my local shopping center do, have no door, as shown in this extremely technical and informative diagram.
#78 - anonymous (03/15/2013) [-]
They have those at the Ihop I work at and they ******* suck and dont work like you think they do
#76 - brodztheman (03/15/2013) [-]
Central station is Brisbane, Australia has automatic glass sliding doors, fancy and hygienic!
#52 - anonymous (03/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Logic here.
kick(or nudge) door open.
approach uruinal,whip out.
aim just enough so i wont piss on myself
shake it twice(manly man rules)
put it away
wash hands
dry hands
option 1: use paper towel to open door, use foot to hold door open, discard paper towel
option 2: if no papertowels, use pinky to open door.
User avatar #60 to #52 - desiduratum (03/15/2013) [-]
I use my long sleeves to open the door. If I don't have any, then I use the lower part of my shirt.
#1 - anonymous (03/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Because they assume EVERYONE washes their hands after touching their dicks.

I open them with the paper towel I dried my hand with (if applicable) and throw it in the trash, usually close to the door.
User avatar #26 - DrBobsPatient (03/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i just use the paper towel thing i used to dry off my hands then grab the handle with that, prop open the door, then toss the towel in the garbage...
#20 - anonymous (03/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
why don't just make the door go the other way so u can use whatever u want to push the door with. that way u can even open the door with ur dick, everybody wins.
User avatar #25 - yunoknow (03/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
why doors at all?
User avatar #12 - waffies (03/14/2013) [-]
From what i can tell all Maverick gas stations/convenience stores have these
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