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#3 - Magnisethered (03/14/2013) [-]
I play skaven... Id die on the first turn of combat.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hellsjester (03/14/2013) [-]
nope tyranid riplings
#6 to #4 - Magnisethered (03/14/2013) [-]
or when my Ratling gun goes ******** and kills half of my Clanrats when I try to shoot some ******* Empire Knights that's charging me and about to remove my respective vermin anus?
#47 to #6 - ratling (03/18/2013) [-]
Tell me about it...
#48 to #47 - Magnisethered (03/18/2013) [-]
You are my favorite weapon team... I love you
#49 to #48 - ratling (03/18/2013) [-]
We are yours to command Commissar Magnisethered, We love you to our grave!
#5 to #4 - Magnisethered (03/14/2013) [-]
you mean rat swarms? all 50 wounds in a brick?
#28 to #3 - Xepheros (03/14/2013) [-]
Good thing I exclusively play Chaos in fantasy. And in lower point-tiers, I tend not to use marauders.
User avatar #30 to #28 - bigredthunder (03/14/2013) [-]
Lizardmen baby! but i do love chaos as well.
User avatar #50 to #30 - thewhitenigger (03/31/2013) [-]
whenever i have played them, provided it has beena strong saurus and krox army supported by 1st gen slaan (kroak) and a stegadon, then i barely have any casualties, so i wouldn't really get drunk
#45 to #30 - Xepheros (03/16/2013) [-]
Lizardmen are interesting. They're pretty much (as far as I can tell) the only non-evil species in the entire warhammer fantasy universe, haha.
User avatar #46 to #45 - bigredthunder (03/16/2013) [-]
yeah theyre odd which is why i like them.
User avatar #11 to #3 - vileghas (03/14/2013) [-]
Well skaven in W40K would get ripped instantely of course, considering there aren't any official models for them.......

Eldar all the way
#31 - bigredthunder (03/14/2013) [-]
Ive always wanted a 40k drinking game
#20 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
#33 - tormain (03/14/2013) [-]
Thought he said warding in the first one made me think of the painted man, anyone else?
no, ok
#17 - awesomeduderino (03/14/2013) [-]
can someone explain the class system or whatever in warhammer? the concepts seem so awesome   
   
gif just to get your attention...
can someone explain the class system or whatever in warhammer? the concepts seem so awesome

gif just to get your attention...
#36 to #17 - amuzen (03/14/2013) [-]
depends on your army although I think there is sort of a class identification system within each army between vehicle, infantry, and leader other than that you have a huge amount of customization behind your army by using a pre set number of points to 'buy' various troops, likes lets say you play a 500 point fire fight game (note I haven't played warhammer in years I forget the exact numbers) you could use two squads of fully decked out guardians for 200 points a leader for 100 points and a small squad of rangers for another 200 points or you could just run a zerg rush type army with 5 squads of guardians at 500 points each with a warlock leader but with less gear
or you could just go ahead and have like 5 leaders, table top games generally sacrafice simplicity for customization and diversity so it will have a bit of a learning curve but it's not all that scary once you get into it, just basic addition and subtraction and generic meta.
#40 to #17 - jordanish (03/14/2013) [-]
Dude, we could explain this **** all day. (Don't know where you go in America but) go to your nearest Games Workshop or Forbidden planet or whatever and find out about a match. Sit and watch it. Then buy a codex for whichever race you like. Then give blood for the blood god. Now you understand Warhammer 40k
#19 to #17 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
>class system?   
>Warhamer?   
   
Are you referring to unit types like, soldier, tank and hero?
>class system?
>Warhamer?

Are you referring to unit types like, soldier, tank and hero?
User avatar #22 to #19 - awesomeduderino (03/14/2013) [-]
in the comic above he says stuff like "space marine units", "terminator units", "dreadnoaught units".... yeah, sorry. i have no idea what i'm talking about, i've just seen art and stuff for warhammer...
#24 to #22 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
The basic soldiers are divided into squads. In space marine terms this means 5-10 soldiers. A unit can either be refereed to as a single guy or a entire squad.(in this case most likely a single guy)

The terminators are a type of ultra heavy armor more in common with the average battletank than actual armor. Costs a ******* in ''game points'' to use though. But really worth it.

Tanks need no explanation.

And this is just he basics and just one specie. Would recommend at least going over the basic Warhammer lore and rules as it is a rater important aspect of geekdom.
#25 to #24 - awesomeduderino (03/14/2013) [-]
ok, thanks for explaining! sorry for my ignorance. i think i'm going to enjoy this
ok, thanks for explaining! sorry for my ignorance. i think i'm going to enjoy this
#29 to #22 - bigredthunder (03/14/2013) [-]
Adding to what felixjarl said, dreadnaughts are like weird walker/tank/infantry as they can attack in close combat but take damage like a vehicle.
User avatar #23 to #22 - daghost (03/14/2013) [-]
They're just different infantry types. Except dreadnaughts are machines.

Like Imperial Guardsmen, Kaskyrin, and Ogren
#1 - bigmanblue (03/14/2013) [-]
this is the best idea ever
#26 - tikledpikle (03/14/2013) [-]
**tikledpikle rolled a random image posted in comment #1004804 at Friendly ** totally doing this now. yay! new drinking games!
User avatar #16 - basklein (03/14/2013) [-]
How about an additional rule: "Everyone has to play as Tyranids! So many deaths..."
User avatar #38 to #16 - rangerofthesea (03/14/2013) [-]
i dont get it...never played warhammer 40k
User avatar #39 to #38 - basklein (03/14/2013) [-]
With Tyranids, you just rush your enemy with hordes of cannon fodder. Every killed unit = take a shot! :D
User avatar #41 to #39 - rangerofthesea (03/14/2013) [-]
ahhh so zerg of that game?
User avatar #42 to #41 - basklein (03/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, Zerg were based off of Tyranids. *The more you know*
User avatar #43 to #42 - rangerofthesea (03/14/2013) [-]
did some quick research, i dont like the tyranids as much as the zerg...they are too humanlike and use ranged that look like guns even though its their body
User avatar #2 - AbsentMinded (03/14/2013) [-]
We did something like this, except it was called Magic: The Drunkening.
#9 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
Very realistic. Gamers play games all day long instead of getting laid lol ******* loser virgin nerds. Only he shouldn't even be able to talk to a girl.
User avatar #12 to #9 - ljxjlos ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
I´m not even a gamer and I still feel slightly rustled. Goddamnit, I get annoyed way, way to easy...
#13 to #12 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
The truth bothers you huh?
User avatar #14 to #13 - ljxjlos ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
Not really, tons of my Friends are gamers, and everyone of them has been in a relationship, or still is.
User avatar #15 to #14 - ljxjlos ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
But seriously, why am I actually feeding you? I need to shut up
#18 to #14 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
I bet their girlfriends are also nerds themselves. They seem to attract one another because no one else wants them. They're all they have.
#21 to #18 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
Sounds like you're self projecting there, I mean, you ARE on funnyjunk.
User avatar #32 - DrBobsPatient (03/14/2013) [-]
warhammer 40,000?
User avatar #8 - temporalguardian ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
2nd panel, look at his hands. He has the correct amount of fingers but I'm still not sure if that's physically possible..
User avatar #7 - jacksterlad (03/14/2013) [-]
this would be cool unless warhammer is nerdy ****
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