Sex or money, you decide. For the sake of it all... If you're 18 and live until you're 80, the money add's up to $452 600.00. Making sweet, sweet love with anyo
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Sex or money, you decide

Sex or money, you decide. For the sake of it all... If you're 18 and live until you're 80, the money add's up to $452 600.00. Making sweet, sweet love with anyo

For the sake of it all...
If you're 18 and live until you're 80, the money add's up to $452 600.00

Making sweet, sweet love with
anyone you want for a limited
time of 48 hours, with absolute
submission...
Have a bill magically
appear in your pocket
every day for
the rest of your life.
...
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#212 - Reeon (03/14/2013) [-]
Its cute that you think this is a hard decision
Its cute that you think this is a hard decision
#165 - imnotawesome (03/14/2013) [-]
<- this
#297 - lolymoly (03/14/2013) [-]
Does it matter? I'm not getting either of these.
#143 - retrochris (03/14/2013) [-]
now it's perfect.
#198 to #143 - kafudamapla (03/14/2013) [-]
NOW it's perfect.
#268 to #198 - buttholee (03/14/2013) [-]
Meanwhile, your outfit
#619 to #198 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
i think that I would quickly run out of pockets
User avatar #584 to #198 - youareohsowrong (03/14/2013) [-]
greedisgood 99999
User avatar #12 - talkingmouth (03/14/2013) [-]
Take the money.
Buy a hooker.
User avatar #826 to #12 - anikinskywalker (03/15/2013) [-]
But it won't be any person you want, just whoever is "on the market".
User avatar #789 to #12 - talkingmouth (03/14/2013) [-]
I just want you all to know how honored I am to currently be in the Top Comments!
User avatar #807 to #789 - talkingmouth (03/14/2013) [-]
WOOOO TOP COMMENT!
User avatar #813 to #807 - agwd (03/14/2013) [-]
Annnnnnd that comment just killed your boss comment.
User avatar #814 to #813 - talkingmouth (03/14/2013) [-]
Well **** .
At least I have 20$
User avatar #820 to #814 - talkingmouth (03/15/2013) [-]
And a hooker
User avatar #819 to #814 - agwd (03/15/2013) [-]
Annnnnd that just reinstated your boss status lool
#415 to #12 - lennyright (03/14/2013) [-]
"You've forgotten the most important thing about whores. You don't buy them; you only rent them" - Tyrion Lannister
#543 to #12 - thewaftingwario (03/14/2013) [-]
A hooker? For 20$?? Brave....
User avatar #809 to #543 - gilliam (03/14/2013) [-]
If you wait two days you can already have a 40 dollar hooker! that doubled the quallity!
Good things come to those who have patience.
#637 to #543 - theholum (03/14/2013) [-]
Kill it god damnit!
#805 to #543 - iamphoenix (03/14/2013) [-]
That's why you save money, fuhl.
#695 to #12 - toiletpaper (03/14/2013) [-]
$20 whores EVERY DAY!!! :D
$20 whores EVERY DAY!!! :D
#847 to #695 - ineedasaucenow (03/16/2013) [-]
Can I get a source on that .gif?
#17 to #12 - dragongod (03/14/2013) [-]
This guy knows what's what.   
Make sure to not to get a $20 hooker though.   
Else this will be you later.
This guy knows what's what.
Make sure to not to get a $20 hooker though.
Else this will be you later.
#75 to #17 - defensive (03/14/2013) [-]
I think you mean this one.
I think you mean this one.
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User avatar #353 to #172 - crellow (03/14/2013) [-]
no he did not .. that's why he didn't get !!!!Defensive!!!!
#444 to #353 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
DEFENSIVE!
User avatar #710 to #444 - crellow (03/14/2013) [-]
that one's better than mine
#11 - darlingdo (03/14/2013) [-]
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Um... money. There's no one I want to **** so bad that I'd choose the first option.
User avatar #708 to #11 - rokkarokkaali (03/14/2013) [-]
It troubles me that I feel choosing an option matters, if this isn't really gonna happen.
#800 to #11 - spirits (03/14/2013) [-]
I would of chosen Johnny Depp.
#825 to #800 - anon (03/15/2013) [-]
would have* how hard is it
#471 to #11 - zombifier (03/14/2013) [-]
you sure about that?
you sure about that?
#476 to #471 - darlingdo (03/14/2013) [-]
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Eh, the way things are going, the one's I wouldn't mind ******* would have been taken so much anyways that it would no longer be worth it, imo.
#242 to #11 - spacestalin (03/14/2013) [-]
yeah, right? **** that ****
20 a day are 7300 ******* dollars are year
let's say you're 20 now and you live 'till your 80's
that's 7300 * 60
by the day you die you'll have 438000$
free of taxes and completely free of work

I don't see how is this a big decision
#346 to #242 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
Time value of money, people! The average US inflation rate of 3% makes the present value of ~$438,000 62 years from today only worth about $203,000. By the time you're 80, finding a $20 bill in your pocket will be equivalent to finding about 3 bucks today. As others have pointed out, it may be easier to film dastardly & depraved acts with someone of influence and to extort them for silence.
User avatar #711 to #346 - prickstick (03/14/2013) [-]
That is why you invest the money, and earn more than the average inflation, or just invest them in bonds which yield the inflation as coupon
User avatar #495 to #346 - ilovehitler (03/14/2013) [-]
Unless it starts to deflate, in which case you could just get even richer.
User avatar #448 to #346 - anonomoz (03/14/2013) [-]
move to third world country where you can buy land and food a lot more with dollar
User avatar #247 to #242 - bookyle (03/14/2013) [-]
no, you put the money in the bank so that you earn interest
#252 to #11 - bookyle (03/14/2013) [-]
are you sure?
User avatar #410 to #252 - dummerbaztard (03/14/2013) [-]
It starts to annoy me slightly how obsessed poeple are with her.
#832 to #410 - anon (03/15/2013) [-]
A person is annoyed by other people's likings?
ON THE INTERNET?!
User avatar #849 to #416 - buttholee (06/23/2014) [-]
He's literaly taking 20...
User avatar #405 - iatedub (03/14/2013) [-]
>Have sex with Bill Gates
>record it
>after the 48 hours are up tell him you will release the tape if you don't have $50,000,000 in your bank account by midnight
>???

>Profit
#629 to #405 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
Bro, bro, bro.... not gonna lie.
That's a ********** plan. Will never work.
#673 to #405 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
This dawns a new question:
Is 48 hours of sex with bill gates worth $50,000,000 ?
User avatar #550 to #405 - admiralen (03/14/2013) [-]
>implying he wouldnt want to reknown for his sexual prowess
#161 - Utkezabanje (03/14/2013) [-]
$7,500 a year can pay a lot of hookers. That will even lick your anus while thrusting a candle holder in their bum.
User avatar #164 to #161 - Utkezabanje (03/14/2013) [-]
$7,300.00 Pardon me...
#166 to #164 - lstimpact (03/14/2013) [-]
Because my issue with that last comment was the maths...
Because my issue with that last comment was the maths...
#220 - zekeon ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
&gt;mfw no sex with Emma Watson
>mfw no sex with Emma Watson
#156 - jackalcureofprusia (03/14/2013) [-]
Never thought this image would be so relevant...
#95 - zzcorey (03/14/2013) [-]
Sex. Pick someone famous in a relationship, like say Victoria Beckham, total submission -> sex tape. Sell the sex tape and the story to Sun, make millions.
#208 to #95 - RaptorJesus ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
Genius.
#620 - rumbata (03/14/2013) [-]
**rumbata rolled a random image posted in comment #2932 at Childhood Nostalgia Forum ** who i want to have sex with
#633 to #620 - devilmay (03/14/2013) [-]
This is a win
#492 - emiyasama (03/14/2013) [-]
>Get $20
>Buy Jeans
>Have more pockets
>Get more money
>Repeat
#487 - frozo ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
20 bucks a day is a lot when you're in high school and you are middle class.
#388 - baklava (03/14/2013) [-]
Take the money

Then you can just have an actual relationship with someone you enjoy, instead of some super hot money grubbing bitch
#576 to #388 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
were are those women i don't see any of them on this planet
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User avatar #35 - horriblefishboy (03/14/2013) [-]
You may get to have sex with them for 48 hours, but you can't make them love you...

$20 it is then.
User avatar #52 to #35 - aldheim (03/14/2013) [-]
That all depends on how well you sex them.
User avatar #37 to #35 - xxbutthurtxx (03/14/2013) [-]
",but you can't make them love you..."
STOP MAKING ME SO GOD DAMN SAD!
#730 - aconfuseddonut (03/14/2013) [-]
&gt;acquire 20 dollars   
&gt;let it accumulate over time   
&gt;spend on a hooker for 48 hours   
&gt;problem solved
>acquire 20 dollars
>let it accumulate over time
>spend on a hooker for 48 hours
>problem solved
#751 to #730 - unbelievable (03/14/2013) [-]
How is the problem solved, dumbass? It's not about having sex with a hooker, it's about making love to someone you have a crush on.
How is the problem solved, dumbass? It's not about having sex with a hooker, it's about making love to someone you have a crush on.
User avatar #766 to #751 - lieothelion (03/14/2013) [-]
Why would you want to have sex with your crush when you can have sex with ANYONE?
#585 - Wumbologist (03/14/2013) [-]
Option 3:
LIFETIME ACCESS TO THE ************* GOAT TOWER
User avatar #678 to #585 - sebthebrony (03/14/2013) [-]
DILLEMA SOLVED. THANK YOU KIND MAN
User avatar #331 - swiftblood (03/14/2013) [-]
a gram, a gram everyday

..I mean money
User avatar #339 to #331 - Zyklone (03/14/2013) [-]
LOL you need to get you some homies.

i get 1.7 for $20
User avatar #398 to #339 - MrHankey (03/14/2013) [-]
LOL you need to get YOU some homies.
3 for 20$ here
User avatar #839 to #398 - Zyklone (03/15/2013) [-]
are you in Canada?
User avatar #844 to #839 - MrHankey (03/15/2013) [-]
what do you think
User avatar #341 to #339 - swiftblood (03/14/2013) [-]
the grower in my area got deported, no one else near me that grows lol
User avatar #335 to #331 - Kingsteveooo (03/14/2013) [-]
In Canada, that's 2 grams a day
User avatar #338 to #335 - swiftblood (03/14/2013) [-]
aw man, I wish it was that cheap here, maybe when its legal
User avatar #349 to #335 - MrHankey (03/14/2013) [-]
actually 3 in ottawa, q for 45, half o for 85, o for 145
User avatar #352 to #349 - Kingsteveooo (03/14/2013) [-]
What is the quality like?

Like Hydro grade Kush??
User avatar #356 to #352 - MrHankey (03/14/2013) [-]
ya high quality for sure, it all depends who you know. like one third of people i know sell or have sold lol. plus a lot of people grow
User avatar #361 to #356 - Kingsteveooo (03/14/2013) [-]
I know where I am moving!

Any good umbrellas? It sounds like I may need one being that close to Harper and all the **** he has flying around
User avatar #396 to #361 - MrHankey (03/14/2013) [-]
haha thats why we smoke so much weed, so we just zone him out
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