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OH GOD WHY

105543 - rouge [-]
d Skyrim sex mod forthe lull ox-' months ago
out how to use it
it completely
Skyrim forthe first time in almost a month
steal tomato out of Whiterun stall
Iguard comes up with the Listal Crimes against Swim" crap
Knotice new speech option "Maybe I can find some... otherway to pay for
this crime"
Ddidnt know what it was so I clicked on it
come off of me and guard doth with fully erect penises
anti)
anti) GOD NC)
slut} ) DESYNC)
Grirlfriend turns around after hearing two guys groaning extremely loudly
sell she see is two t) Arly ass Home ******* THE **** out of each other
in the middle of ".'i." hitnrun with the children of frolicking playing around in the background
My girlfriend now has the digest black mail on me and there' s nothing I can do about it.
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Submitted: 03/13/2013
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#8 - VICTORx (03/14/2013) [-]
shoulda got the ****** wiggly mod
User avatar #17 to #8 - selquiz (03/14/2013) [-]
What is the name of this mod? I have tried to find that so hard!
User avatar #33 to #17 - bulbakip (03/14/2013) [-]
Did you search for "wiggly ****** mod"?
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#88 to #59 - John Cena (03/15/2013) [-]
anyone know the mods he downloaded, i require them for scientific research
#73 to #59 - nightdge (03/14/2013) [-]
i'l just leave this here...
i'l just leave this here...
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User avatar #57 to #13 - kaitheguy (03/14/2013) [-]
well I don't think mastorian is his name, so nobody will know
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#49 - mrsteamer (03/14/2013) [-]
Criminal Scum I......
#60 - skiskate (03/14/2013) [-]
I miss playing skyrim
#53 - indigobob (03/14/2013) [-]
> installed Skyrim sex mod 'for the lulz'
#55 - arcahne (03/14/2013) [-]
**arcahne rolled a random image posted in comment #543 at Sex or money, you decide ** YFW I havnt played skyrim....
#30 - CobraStrike (03/14/2013) [-]
Every time I read stuff like this, I get irritated because you could easily just explain the entire situation truthfully and it is perfectly understandable. It's not like you were sitting there jacking off to it or something, so there's not need for you to accept that this is blackmail.   
   
If my girlfriend went to one of my friends or something and said "Yeah he was playing a game about gay sex, and was role playing one of the men" I would just explain: There are tons of mods for Skyrim, and naturally, among other mods,I was interested in the hilarity of the sex mod. I installed it, and talked to the first NPC I could find, clicked on a new speech option, and next thing I know the guard was 			*******		 my character. It was actually quite hilarious.   
   
It might just be me, but I know my friends and certain family members would get a good laugh from that.
Every time I read stuff like this, I get irritated because you could easily just explain the entire situation truthfully and it is perfectly understandable. It's not like you were sitting there jacking off to it or something, so there's not need for you to accept that this is blackmail.

If my girlfriend went to one of my friends or something and said "Yeah he was playing a game about gay sex, and was role playing one of the men" I would just explain: There are tons of mods for Skyrim, and naturally, among other mods,I was interested in the hilarity of the sex mod. I installed it, and talked to the first NPC I could find, clicked on a new speech option, and next thing I know the guard was ******* my character. It was actually quite hilarious.

It might just be me, but I know my friends and certain family members would get a good laugh from that.
#50 to #30 - fingapopyabuttho (03/14/2013) [-]
Probably wouldn't say it like that or would probably get punched in the face.
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#71 to #30 - sanguinesolitude (03/14/2013) [-]
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or you could just start blowing guys instead of hiding your true feelings.
#36 to #30 - unoletmehavename (03/14/2013) [-]
I would joke around if that happend
User avatar #34 to #30 - UberAndrew (03/14/2013) [-]
I know, right? It seems like 70% of all the 'awkward' situations on the Internet could be avoided with a simple explanation.

#39 to #30 - austinpowerz (03/14/2013) [-]
I read that as "friends and family members," and thought of the horrors of explaining two nordic men having sex with each other to my nan.
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#70 - John Cena (03/14/2013) [-]
>be me
>see content
>"my gf has the biggest blackmail on me"
>think "this guys gf has blackmail on him n he posted it on fj"
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User avatar #76 to #70 - spikethepony (03/14/2013) [-]
>completely ignores anonymity
>posts as anon
#26 - drunkengnome (03/14/2013) [-]
GF face.
#27 - banditowolf (03/14/2013) [-]
i genuinely 			*******		 laughed
i genuinely ******* laughed
User avatar #84 - yutdollacwwwthree (03/14/2013) [-]
Ah, yes. I remember the first time this was posted...
#83 - John Cena (03/14/2013) [-]
picture of a black letter
picture of a black guy

black mail
black male


......blackmale
#66 - crookedtree (03/14/2013) [-]
You have a girlfriend?
User avatar #19 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (03/14/2013) [-]
Not pressing alt+tab?
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