TerrorAir. Kinda old, Found my first reaction jump drive and this was on it. Made me laugh... And then a kid with a firecracker in his pocket loses his pee-pee.
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TerrorAir

Kinda old, Found my first reaction jump drive and this was on it. Made me laugh.

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Submitted: 03/13/2013
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User avatar #6 - bullbrigade (03/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
And then a kid with a firecracker in his pocket loses his pee-pee.
#19 - waffies (03/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)
but what if you have AN EXPLOSIVE PERSONALITY????
but what if you have AN EXPLOSIVE PERSONALITY????
#16 - italianchef (03/14/2013) [+] (11 replies)
but if its a powerful bomb it would just kill everyone around the bomber
#67 - anonymous (03/14/2013) [+] (7 replies)
1) everyone around waiting in line just got a highend emotional **** up from witnessing someone being blown apart.
2) some douchebag just put a small yet powerful explosive in your bag as he walked by you.. now your dead. not much is going to be looked into, because now you look like a terrorist
3) The law gives us the right to a fair trial, whereas this method would take away.
#163 - retrochris (03/14/2013) [-]
"next one please"
#164 - angelusprimus ONLINE (03/14/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Ok, lets go through what is wrong with that.
1: Binary explosives. Bob brings in half, Mary brings half, neither is explosive until mixed.
2: dissasembled mechanic detonator and plastic explosive. Only after you assemble it in the plane it actually goes boom.
3: Paintball gun with palletes filled with acid. You don't have to blow up a plane, just take it over and fly it into a building. Hardly an original idea.
4: Ten people with short swords, again take over plane, fly it into a building.
5: etc...

In short, idiotic idea.
#43 - Deavas (03/14/2013) [-]
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until someone decides to slip a bomb into another persons pocket
#251 - connorsg (03/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
yes because detonating explosives in an airport is a fantastic idea.
yes because detonating explosives in an airport is a fantastic idea.
#291 - eluamous (03/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What if someone slips a bomb in my pocket while I'm not looking
User avatar #299 - puppyfood (03/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
and then cell phone batteries start detonating cause they're lithium and it's explosive.
#331 - smittywrbmnjnsn (03/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Too bad any fuse lit devises would not be detonated.

This would mean that all you needed is a stick of dynamite to kill a ******** of people.
User avatar #159 - schmuxy (03/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
except you just detonated a bomb... IN AN AIRPORT
#5 - drakthaal (03/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
this would be cool but the technology required is pretty damn scifi.
#188 - arthurmitchell (03/14/2013) [-]
What if instead of a bomb, you hijack the plane with a thick plastic or wood shiv or set off some sort of biohazardous product that infects everyone in the airport and continues to spread to wherever someone is flying (Refer to 12 Monkeys)? Metal detectors wouldn't catch it and if you went into the machine, it would not explode. Honestly, I'll have my liberty and dignity taken away for a couple of minutes of searching if it means that some crazy asshole isn't taking over my flight. You're most likely never gonna see anyone in that airport ever again.
What if instead of a bomb, you hijack the plane with a thick plastic or wood shiv or set off some sort of biohazardous product that infects everyone in the airport and continues to spread to wherever someone is flying (Refer to 12 Monkeys)? Metal detectors wouldn't catch it and if you went into the machine, it would not explode. Honestly, I'll have my liberty and dignity taken away for a couple of minutes of searching if it means that some crazy asshole isn't taking over my flight. You're most likely never gonna see anyone in that airport ever again.
#241 - anonymous (03/14/2013) [-]
But what if a passenger were carrying a phone or a laptop with a lithium battery. If the battery walls separating the cathode and the anode are broken, it would cause a sizable explosion for an innocent person
#92 - comradewinter ONLINE (03/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Good idea, OP, but why stop there?

We also have to make the booths turn your guns on you and fire them, make your knives stab you, your drugs run away and disable your firebombs.

Also, we don't have the technology to remotely detonate all universal explosives. A hand-grenade would be in the clear.
#338 - zombieloan (03/14/2013) [-]
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#3 - darlingdo (03/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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The surrounding people's reaction when one of the machines starts to beep...

And then the guy next to them explodes.
#203 - mankey (03/14/2013) [-]
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#178 - sphinxe (03/14/2013) [+] (10 replies)
What if you had something that could detonate under certain circumstances but wasn't a bomb?
What if you had something that could detonate under certain circumstances but wasn't a bomb?
#194 to #192 - darthjangopwnz (03/14/2013) [-]
Maybe it was a cellphone... with dynamite.
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