TerrorAir. Kinda old, Found my first reaction jump drive and this was on it. Made me laugh... And then a kid with a firecracker in his pocket loses his pee-pee.
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#19 - waffies (03/14/2013) [-]
but what if you have AN EXPLOSIVE PERSONALITY????
but what if you have AN EXPLOSIVE PERSONALITY????
#82 to #19 - usernameerror (03/14/2013) [-]
My only advice.
User avatar #23 to #19 - zomaru ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
The FJ will be down one of it's best.
User avatar #83 to #23 - waffies (03/14/2013) [-]
are you referring to me, alex louise armstong, or someone else entirely?
User avatar #86 to #83 - zomaru ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
You silly.
#89 to #86 - waffies (03/14/2013) [-]
.... thanks? I think you're nuts but... thanks!
User avatar #90 to #89 - zomaru ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
I frequent this site don't I? Then I'm nuts, Your nuts, Pantact's nuts, Were all ******* nuts. It's 0200 and I'm on FJ. You think that's normal? NO!
User avatar #6 - bullbrigade (03/13/2013) [-]
And then a kid with a firecracker in his pocket loses his pee-pee.
#300 to #6 - adrianoc (03/14/2013) [-]
He had it coming.
#72 to #6 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
But then he shouldn't be bringing firecrackers to the airport in the first place
#202 to #6 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
That'll teach him.
#164 - angelusprimus ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
Ok, lets go through what is wrong with that.
1: Binary explosives. Bob brings in half, Mary brings half, neither is explosive until mixed.
2: dissasembled mechanic detonator and plastic explosive. Only after you assemble it in the plane it actually goes boom.
3: Paintball gun with palletes filled with acid. You don't have to blow up a plane, just take it over and fly it into a building. Hardly an original idea.
4: Ten people with short swords, again take over plane, fly it into a building.
5: etc...

In short, idiotic idea.
User avatar #166 to #164 - i got bnned (03/14/2013) [-]
I approve this message.
User avatar #184 to #164 - benlololo (03/14/2013) [-]
short swords, very nice
User avatar #187 to #164 - qwertymnbv (03/14/2013) [-]
It's a full body scanner. It sees everything abnormal that a person would be carrying. None of the aforementioned items would be able to pass through the detector. Do you think the TSA would be that ******* simple minded?
User avatar #190 to #187 - ponyoftheopera (03/14/2013) [-]
this is literally a solution to REMOVE FULL BODY SCANNERS.
User avatar #193 to #190 - qwertymnbv (03/14/2013) [-]
It's an old article, I thought it was the solution to random searches...
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#261 to #164 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
Also, snakes on a plane.
User avatar #168 to #164 - kameethechosenone (03/14/2013) [-]
"justice quick and swift " OP says



>Bump into random guy
>Puts C4 in my pocket as thieves can do
>walk into this piece of **** detector
>detonates me
>die, get tagged as terrorist
>killer gets away

yeah win-win and awesome idea :D
#169 to #168 - angelusprimus ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
That too.
#163 - retrochris (03/14/2013) [-]
"next one please"
#16 - italianchef (03/14/2013) [-]
but if its a powerful bomb it would just kill everyone around the bomber
#40 to #16 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
A "Booth".
User avatar #206 to #16 - jibb (03/14/2013) [-]
preddy sure this post was a joke, bruh
#243 to #16 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
why would he need to go in the booth to detonate it then? :/
User avatar #25 to #16 - popkornking (03/14/2013) [-]
Just make it like an EOD room that closes, then detonates, then opens
#26 to #25 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
have you seen those airport lines as is?
User avatar #64 to #16 - grahamernazi (03/14/2013) [-]
This type of booth should be at the outsides of the airport and far apart from each other. People in line would should also be directed to stay 50 feet from the booth while it's processing. That's the only way I could see this as effective.
User avatar #244 to #16 - fyaq (03/14/2013) [-]
they could do that anyways. if they really wanted to theyd just walk in and detonate it
#123 to #16 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
A "Booth". These booths could be made to withstand excessive force. Or, just prevent damage to the airport, while being replaceable.
#128 to #16 - turboderp (03/14/2013) [-]
Have a wall of obsidian arround it!
User avatar #408 to #128 - lilnuggetbob (03/14/2013) [-]
Tnt damage still goes though Obsidian.
User avatar #411 to #408 - turboderp (03/15/2013) [-]
not if it's thick enough..
#43 - Deavas ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
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until someone decides to slip a bomb into another persons pocket
#251 - connorsg (03/14/2013) [-]
yes because detonating explosives in an airport is a fantastic idea.
yes because detonating explosives in an airport is a fantastic idea.
User avatar #256 to #251 - jedawg (03/14/2013) [-]
Exactly, not to mention that many times terrorists attempt to bring only parts of bombs onto planes and then put it together. A simple hole in this plan as I see.
#291 - eluamous (03/14/2013) [-]
What if someone slips a bomb in my pocket while I'm not looking
#67 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
1) everyone around waiting in line just got a highend emotional **** up from witnessing someone being blown apart.
2) some douchebag just put a small yet powerful explosive in your bag as he walked by you.. now your dead. not much is going to be looked into, because now you look like a terrorist
3) The law gives us the right to a fair trial, whereas this method would take away.
#396 to #67 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
If someone intentionally enters into this booth knowing that it will kill them, it doesn't violate due process. By choosing to enter the booth the person is comitting suicide.
Your third point is like saying trains violate due process because if you stand in front of one, it will kill you.
#79 to #67 - WoIverine (03/14/2013) [-]
Doesn't the law also give us the right to life? If someone's planning on taking away the rights of others, then why do they deserve to keep their rights?
User avatar #102 to #79 - honkan (03/14/2013) [-]
"Killing is wrong, so we should kill those who plan to kill other". Bit more extreme, but it's basically what you said.
#108 to #102 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
How would you suggest stopping someone on a murderous rampage?
User avatar #119 to #108 - honkan (03/14/2013) [-]
Lock 'em up? I'm not going to go into an argument about capital punishment, but I just don't see how tit can be considered right. Feel free to write a response, I will read it, but not respond further.
#172 to #119 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
I agree, if someone can be locked up, there isn't a reason to kill them, BUT the inmates that continually attack and kill guards and other inmates shouldn't be allowed to terrorize them like that, and because all of the bleeding hearts out there you can't just strap someone down 24/7 like is needed in some of these cases.
#105 to #79 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
**** due process, amirite?
#331 - smittywrbmnjnsn (03/14/2013) [-]
Too bad any fuse lit devises would not be detonated.

This would mean that all you needed is a stick of dynamite to kill a ******** of people.
#355 to #331 - stemoya (03/14/2013) [-]
>all you needed is a stick of dynamite
>all you needed
Yeah, I'll just waltz on over to my LOCAL EXPLOSIVES EMPORIUM and pick up a STICK OF DYNAMITE.
User avatar #356 to #355 - smittywrbmnjnsn (03/14/2013) [-]
A more clever joke would have been.




"You got a light?"
#359 to #356 - stemoya (03/14/2013) [-]
Made me chuckle.

Just testing something...
User avatar #299 - puppyfood (03/14/2013) [-]
and then cell phone batteries start detonating cause they're lithium and it's explosive.
User avatar #309 to #299 - anonymousditto (03/14/2013) [-]
*Please remove any metal on you*

If someone is dumb enough to not remove their cell phone, then would you really feel bad for them??
User avatar #159 - schmuxy (03/14/2013) [-]
except you just detonated a bomb... IN AN AIRPORT
User avatar #181 to #159 - SaNcAlandariel (03/14/2013) [-]
That would cut down on the lines now wouldn't it? Oh look, the 50 people ahead of me just exploded, looks like I'll actually make it to my flight on time.
User avatar #160 to #159 - sixfivefourtwoone ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
I think that's what the booth is for, to contain the explosion.
#241 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
But what if a passenger were carrying a phone or a laptop with a lithium battery. If the battery walls separating the cathode and the anode are broken, it would cause a sizable explosion for an innocent person
#92 - comradewinter (03/14/2013) [-]
Good idea, OP, but why stop there?

We also have to make the booths turn your guns on you and fire them, make your knives stab you, your drugs run away and disable your firebombs.

Also, we don't have the technology to remotely detonate all universal explosives. A hand-grenade would be in the clear.
User avatar #93 to #92 - zomaru ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
Don't gotta be a dick about it.....
#203 - mankey (03/14/2013) [-]
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#188 - arthurmitchell (03/14/2013) [-]
What if instead of a bomb, you hijack the plane with a thick plastic or wood shiv or set off some sort of biohazardous product that infects everyone in the airport and continues to spread to wherever someone is flying (Refer to 12 Monkeys)? Metal detectors wouldn't catch it and if you went into the machine, it would not explode. Honestly, I'll have my liberty and dignity taken away for a couple of minutes of searching if it means that some crazy asshole isn't taking over my flight. You're most likely never gonna see anyone in that airport ever again.
What if instead of a bomb, you hijack the plane with a thick plastic or wood shiv or set off some sort of biohazardous product that infects everyone in the airport and continues to spread to wherever someone is flying (Refer to 12 Monkeys)? Metal detectors wouldn't catch it and if you went into the machine, it would not explode. Honestly, I'll have my liberty and dignity taken away for a couple of minutes of searching if it means that some crazy asshole isn't taking over my flight. You're most likely never gonna see anyone in that airport ever again.
#399 - scanners (03/14/2013) [-]
Thanks for giving me a **** ton of notifications
#263 to #115 - funmanigro (03/14/2013) [-]
exactly what i remembered
#338 - zombieloan (03/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #405 - sefyu (03/14/2013) [-]
so basically the perfect assassination.
Give someone a bomb in his bag, let him walk through, he detonates into thousand pieces, destroying any traces and you can simply walk away and enjoy your day.

Legit. As. **** .
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