before the 20th Century. . The idea Thar people had sex before the century really freaks me out Like George Washington probably gal a blow job and mar makes me
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#44 - darkdragonswrath (03/14/2013) [-]
Lincoln only scored 4 times in 7 years.
User avatar #63 to #44 - allnamesrtaken (03/14/2013) [-]
I must question how you know this information.
#67 to #63 - ethaniscool (03/14/2013) [-]
4 score and seven years ago........
4 score and seven years ago........
#132 to #67 - junahi ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
I still didn't get it :/
#136 to #132 - comehonorfacetwice (03/14/2013) [-]
The Gettysburg Address starts "Four score and seven years ago, our fathers..." One score is equivalent to 20 years, meaning four score and seven years is 87 years (the time since the creation of the country). He is making a joke about the fact that when read aloud, "four score and seven years" sounds like "four score in seven years" which means he scored four times in seven years.
#142 to #136 - junahi ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
Thank you, don't live in USA so had no idea :D
#84 to #67 - thezillis (03/14/2013) [-]
I see what you did there
User avatar #75 to #63 - elitefourcaitlin (03/14/2013) [-]
get back to your cage allnames
User avatar #76 to #75 - allnamesrtaken (03/14/2013) [-]
Okay...
#160 to #44 - klondikemonster (03/14/2013) [-]
And there we have it, comment of the week
And there we have it, comment of the week
#187 to #13 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
i dont get it
#192 to #13 - anon (03/15/2013) [-]
srsly can someone explain this because if the joke is what i think it is then i will have to kindly ask all of you commit suicide very slowly because its a ******* retard joke.
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#33 to #13 - NutHut (03/14/2013) [-]
*******		 hell. Funniest thing I've read in months.
******* hell. Funniest thing I've read in months.
#114 to #33 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
that's kind of pathetic
#15 to #13 - wilfredfanforever (03/13/2013) [-]
You made me laugh heartily, thumb for you.
User avatar #19 to #13 - cadaverbox (03/14/2013) [-]
the whole wooden teeth thing is a myth obscured by history
in actuality, he had teeth constantly around his wood
#71 to #19 - schneidend (03/14/2013) [-]
*******		 amazing.
******* amazing.
#9 - mattdoggy (03/13/2013) [-]
Odds are George Washington was a total bro
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#20 to #9 - jaxok (03/14/2013) [-]
Here you go.
#21 to #9 - gearson (03/14/2013) [-]
He was the original Master Chief, too.
User avatar #3 - dementedllama (03/13/2013) [-]
Game of Thrones helped me to put the idea of medieval sex into perspective.

At least it's better than imagining a bunch of greasy, dirty, diseased peasants humping away at each other.
User avatar #23 to #3 - roflsaucer (03/14/2013) [-]
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Except, you know, medieval peasants weren't very dirty... and in Game of Thrones, any sex not involving a noble is rape 90% of the time.
#127 to #23 - discon (03/14/2013) [-]
In the game of thrones, you either rape, or you get raped.
In the game of thrones, you either rape, or you get raped.
#8 to #3 - anon (03/13/2013) [-]
That is my fetish..
#2 - maidenmk (03/13/2013) [-]
Yeah.
And your grandmothers each took at least one cock respectively.
As well as baby gravy to go long with it.
There are 7 billion people one this earth. 7 billion servings of cum being spewed into vaginas. And your mother loved them all.
#140 to #2 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
Multiple children each birth would reduce that number by that logic.
Anononononononononononononymous.
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User avatar #6 - dxlewis (03/13/2013) [-]
Odds are, because of poor sanitation, blowjobs happened far less often. Because who would want to put their face in a crotch that hasn't bathed in god know how long?
User avatar #10 to #6 - cubanwhiteman (03/13/2013) [-]
Well they were still willing to have sex though, weren't they?
User avatar #22 to #6 - roflsaucer (03/14/2013) [-]
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I know this isn't about the same time period, but odds are if people hundreds of years before George Washington bathed consistently, he probably did too. He probably didn't get many while he was at war. But before, and possibly after? Definitely.
#28 to #22 - lolibear (03/14/2013) [-]
You know that it said in that post that george washington probably smelled?
User avatar #29 to #28 - roflsaucer (03/14/2013) [-]
Well **** . I dun goofed.

Read that article weeks ago, didn't remember specifics other than the whole "bathing was uncommon" being a myth.

./shrug, I was wrong. Happens.
User avatar #149 to #6 - finni (03/14/2013) [-]
Good time to be a Viking then. They bathed regularly on every Saturday as opposed to rest of Europe who rarely bathe. Bet they got lots of blowjobs then.
User avatar #7 to #6 - dxlewis (03/13/2013) [-]
If they ever happend at all
#45 - allnamesrtaken (03/14/2013) [-]
All of our grandmothers had sexual intercourse at one point
#58 to #45 - beefking (03/14/2013) [-]
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#69 to #45 - inomonym (03/14/2013) [-]
Some of them probably do--the rate of STDs found in old age homes is astonishing.
Some of them probably do--the rate of STDs found in old age homes is astonishing.
User avatar #82 to #45 - theuncreativekid ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
My grandma had an accident as a child that made it so she would never be able to have kids, and being very religious, she never had sex with my grandfather because she knew no children would be conceived. Instead, my grandparents adopted 7 children including my dad, and took in over a hundred foster kids. yeah I know she's not my "real" grandma but considering I never met my real grandma, I don't care about her sex life.
#107 - erethilful (03/14/2013) [-]
Sex is natural thing for all animals, people just do it for for many other reasons too.   
   
Mfw I can visualise Pharaos in egyptian pyramids, 			*******		.
Sex is natural thing for all animals, people just do it for for many other reasons too.

Mfw I can visualise Pharaos in egyptian pyramids, ******* .
User avatar #111 to #107 - boredandalone (03/14/2013) [-]
that gif gets me every single time....
#146 to #107 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
I'm too chicken to attach this to my username, but it's widely believed that ancient Egyptians had monster cocks and invented obelisks just to symbolize it. Still enjoying your mental image?
User avatar #181 to #146 - erethilful (03/14/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #150 to #107 - petrobrony (03/14/2013) [-]
Berry Princess, you about to get juiced!
User avatar #14 - parradox (03/13/2013) [-]
i think this about my teachers and i cant look at them the same afterwards
#144 - voxxyn (03/14/2013) [-]
i love how my mind works sometimes.
#128 - richnourishing (03/14/2013) [-]
my friends recently started doing this thing called "your special day"where approximately 9 months before your birthday they tell me my parents probably had sex around this time of year; it's like inception of the worst kind.
my friends recently started doing this thing called "your special day"where approximately 9 months before your birthday they tell me my parents probably had sex around this time of year; it's like inception of the worst kind.
#162 to #128 - dengekisushi (03/14/2013) [-]
My friend's baby she had in October was conceived on my birthday last year.
User avatar #182 to #162 - redclover (03/14/2013) [-]
And you will forever see that child and think about how your friends had sex on your birthday, and all you got was a crappy card.
User avatar #184 to #182 - dengekisushi (03/14/2013) [-]
Oh, trust me, she filled me in on almost every detail of the different things they did that night. And when I was celebrating my birthday this year (January) she said "Happy [son's name] conception day!"
User avatar #129 to #128 - Ruspanic (03/14/2013) [-]
You mean conception.
#100 - josieabby (03/14/2013) [-]
When Sue Johanson talks about sex I get SOOOO grossed out.  However, when Betty White does, its friggin' adorable!
When Sue Johanson talks about sex I get SOOOO grossed out. However, when Betty White does, its friggin' adorable!
#103 to #100 - allnamesrtaken (03/14/2013) [-]
Are you not aroused?
User avatar #112 to #110 - tpatetpate (03/14/2013) [-]
That WAS fast
#113 to #112 - josieabby (03/14/2013) [-]
Felt appropriate.
#115 - Freelon (03/14/2013) [-]
Whenever I was in history class, I would immediately imagine the people of that time period gettin freaky among other things. I guess there are two kinds of people
Whenever I was in history class, I would immediately imagine the people of that time period gettin freaky among other things. I guess there are two kinds of people
#131 - joemand (03/14/2013) [-]
**joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at Gaming Logic ** mfw I realize my grandmother got pounded at some point....
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#42 - biggrand (03/14/2013) [-]
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Your grandmother was double fisted once
#99 - EdwardNigma (03/14/2013) [-]
I am now aware Leonardo Da Vinci was probably homosexual and also probably ****** his pupils. Now, most likely all of you don't know that I praise Leonardo Da Vinci like Christians praise god or that dude in Whiterun praises Talos.

So, the lesson here is, it doesn't matter if you're straight or not, some dude can still worship your name like you're the second coming of Jesus almost 600 years after you die.
User avatar #137 to #99 - leglesslegolegolas (03/14/2013) [-]
When Leonardo DaVinci was young, he was apparently sexy as hell. One of the artists of the time modeled their statue of David after him.
#36 - chrislafff (03/14/2013) [-]
Actually, there's evidence that George Washington once sent Nathaniel Greene off on a scouting mission (which turned up nothing in particular) while Washington stayed at Greene's house (with Nathan's wife), and people said there was something between them two.

I'm not saying anything, but he might have gotten a little on the side.
#5 - shinnok ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
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