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Well, that caught me off guard...

 
Well, that caught me off guard.... OC very rare to find these days you know?. I need he try a few things m friends tau ht me Hey sweetheart, can I use your y g

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Hey sweetheart, can I use your y g
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#18 - superdon (03/13/2013) [-]
....and I JUST came from **** .

#56 to #18 - anon (03/13/2013) [-]
Heh.. Just CAME from.
User avatar #26 to #18 - bitchplzzz (03/13/2013) [-]
Oooooh you came, alright
#88 - xmeatshieldx (03/14/2013) [-]
what?
#125 to #88 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
Anon does not get joke
User avatar #126 to #125 - xmeatshieldx (03/14/2013) [-]
If you use google chrome and go into incognito mode, this guy appears in the top left corner of the screen. showing you are in incognito mode.
User avatar #103 to #88 - Jackimole (03/14/2013) [-]
Seriously, these jokes can only be made by 12 year olds at this point.
#1 - emptysuperman (03/13/2013) [-]
I'm into some pretty out there things and I have 20000+ files of porn. I can only imagine the shocked look on someone's face if they discover my stash.
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User avatar #50 to #1 - greenwithenvy (03/13/2013) [-]
you should make an account on one of those sites where images only last for up to 10/15 seconds, then make a script that randomly takes one from your stash and uploads it when another is deleted. with THAT many files you could go days before a repost.
#52 to #1 - jakeattack (03/13/2013) [-]
dude same
User avatar #53 to #1 - siridontcare (03/13/2013) [-]
dropbox it? drop box everything? please?
User avatar #61 to #1 - ohgodwaitimatheist (03/13/2013) [-]
Well my stash is like 3k pictures, but everything "normal". Still, the sheer ammount would creep people out. Oh, yeah... There are pictures from people that I actually know. Don't ask questions about it.
User avatar #64 to #1 - iamcraig (03/14/2013) [-]
I know a guy who's into videos of guys ******* their grandmas. That's just one of the creepy fetishes he has.
I wanted to cry when I saw his history
#20 to #1 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
i NEED more of that kind
#21 to #1 - stuownsu (03/13/2013) [-]
Why do you download porn? With streaming, downloads are a thing of the past. Just wasting precious gaming HDD space
#6 to #1 - anon (03/13/2013) [-]
You have a stache?

Save, it, shave it.
#94 to #1 - helidead (03/14/2013) [-]
1: Me too   
2: Thanks for the picture
1: Me too
2: Thanks for the picture
#74 to #1 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
show us you're most embarrassing thing, the more horrible file you have, that you wouldn't even show the Devil, even if it were to bring back your childhood dog.

do it
User avatar #133 to #120 - applelemon (03/14/2013) [-]
I... I'm not quite sure how I feel about this...
User avatar #8 to #1 - Edrosty ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
Mine contains 5700 exactly, including some weird stuff. I know that feel.
#5 to #1 - taurusguy ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
My stash got found once...havent heard the end of it..i never did go out drinking with them again..
User avatar #68 to #1 - killerliquid ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
How the **** is a slime blushing red?
User avatar #16 to #1 - lithiam (03/13/2013) [-]
i created a fake Hotmail account where i send all my porn to so i can browse my pics in safety then just download any videos i have to watch then delete..a lil effort for alot of security
User avatar #46 to #16 - srapture (03/13/2013) [-]
Damn. That's a good idea.
#9 - pxthreezerothree (03/13/2013) [-]
>Download Chrome
>Ctrl + Shift + N
>??????
>Porn
#89 to #9 - mettallica (03/14/2013) [-]
Did this shortcode in Firefox and this is what I got.
#142 to #89 - trivdiego (10/29/2013) [-]
Wow I guess you could say that they are currently in service
User avatar #31 to #24 - bleachedpheather (03/13/2013) [-]
what is this from?
User avatar #33 to #31 - largeheadphones (03/13/2013) [-]
Crazy Bitches in Space....
User avatar #104 to #31 - condormcninja (03/14/2013) [-]
The show Community, one of the bloopers from season 3.
#19 to #9 - bbzz ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
> Download Firefox
> Ctrl + Shift + P
> ???????
> Porn
User avatar #37 to #19 - kafudamapla ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
>Download Internet Explorer
>Ctrl + Shift + P
>???????
>Internet Explorer crashes
>Nevermind
User avatar #116 to #37 - malacyman (03/14/2013) [-]
at least you can set history to delete after you close it, or it crashes
#80 - zomaru (03/14/2013) [-]
Pressed it because I forgot what It did. Reminded me I had just started Blastwave comics and forgot already. Thanks OP.
Pressed it because I forgot what It did. Reminded me I had just started Blastwave comics and forgot already. Thanks OP.
#95 to #80 - furryflava (03/14/2013) [-]
heres a better thumb up
heres a better thumb up
#81 to #80 - waffies (03/14/2013) [-]
How could you get distracted from that?
User avatar #86 to #81 - zomaru (03/14/2013) [-]
I was late for class, So I closed my laptop and ran like hell.
Got there and people had bet whether or not if I would even show up.
Long story.
User avatar #85 to #81 - chuca ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
speaking on blastwave comics, is he still making them, ive been checkin them for months and havent seen a new one or an update or anything
User avatar #90 to #85 - waffies (03/14/2013) [-]
He has claimed to be starting up again a few times, doesnt stick to it. Just the other day he was making some rearrangements to his site, means he's at least paying attention to it again. Fingers are crossed
#60 - MasterManiac (03/13/2013) [-]
> 2013
> not using private/incognito mode

You deserved it mate.
User avatar #69 to #60 - mrrandomness (03/14/2013) [-]
used to know how. what do you press / click?
User avatar #70 to #69 - MasterManiac (03/14/2013) [-]
Chrome: CTRL + SHIFT + N
Firefox: CTRL + SHIFT + P
User avatar #91 to #70 - counteractive (03/14/2013) [-]
This is going to save me so much time
User avatar #71 to #70 - mrrandomness (03/14/2013) [-]
thank you my good sir...
#106 to #60 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
If you browse FunnyJunk's **** section you won't be able to tell what you've viewed already. Not like i go there anyways, i go to real sites and incognito that **** .
#25 - extralie (03/13/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #58 to #25 - wdrizzt (03/13/2013) [-]
source?
User avatar #62 to #58 - Awesomecarrot (03/13/2013) [-]
Looks like Digimon.
User avatar #112 to #62 - thejokermf (03/14/2013) [-]
That's because it is. Minus the maid of course. It's the digimon movie.
#51 - lolme (03/13/2013) [-]
L2Incognito
User avatar #59 - trolljunkusa (03/13/2013) [-]
>All of my computers run Arch Linux
>Mom wants to see my history
>"Okay Mom"
>Laugh as she tries to open up waterfox
>WHERE IS YOUR INTERNET
>She manages to find my terminal
>Starts using it as if it were command prompt
>Tries to open up IE (Not installed on the computer) from the CP
>Laugh hard
#109 to #59 - questionquota (03/14/2013) [-]
>Know absolutely nothing about operating systems outside of generic android/windows/crapple
>mfw, "waterfox"
User avatar #113 to #109 - blackandwhitetea (03/14/2013) [-]
waterfox is firefox for 64 bit operating systems
User avatar #65 to #59 - senseofpurpose (03/14/2013) [-]
lol give her some credits. she at least seems to know how to use a command prompt.
Mine doesn't even know what the shutdown button do
#115 to #65 - aerosol ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
**** , I don't even know how to use a command prompt.
User avatar #45 - covered ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
Incognito mode: Your BESTfriend
User avatar #43 - itrinx (03/13/2013) [-]
Oh come on ctrl shift del beep boop **** the historic
User avatar #57 to #43 - twiztidxson (03/13/2013) [-]
Go get 'em champ
#124 - tranminh (03/14/2013) [-]
I don't use incognito.

I like to live on the edge.
#135 to #128 - AmaterasuNoOkami (03/14/2013) [-]
It has so much potential
User avatar #98 - asdcfg (03/14/2013) [-]
Didn't know what it didso I tried it, it caught me off guard, then I read the top f my history, well that also caught me off guard.
User avatar #107 to #98 - illegalartist (03/14/2013) [-]
because of your comment i did it too.

well that caught me off guard.
#42 - snapbackcc (03/13/2013) [-]
call me paranoid but after every time a watch porn i always delete my history.... just in case
User avatar #82 - codyxvasco (03/14/2013) [-]
Pages...and pages...and pages of FJ...
#67 - seanstantine (03/14/2013) [-]
the only time I don't use incognito is when im on FJ **** cause then you have to sign in and it's a pain in the balls.
User avatar #72 to #67 - SirVladimir (03/14/2013) [-]
If you're having pain in your balls, you might want to see a doctor.
User avatar #93 to #67 - mjformj (03/14/2013) [-]
i'm the same
#73 - mrcrowleysr (03/14/2013) [-]
do u evn incognito m8?
#139 - mytrakytra (03/14/2013) [-]
Ctrl+Shift+N
User avatar #132 - deadmuerto (03/14/2013) [-]
I knew there was something I forgot to do today...thank you, kind comic
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