All Rocks. Don't look at tags BIBLE FIGHT!.. <--His face when rocks go to heaven- oh God im Naked


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#6 - ravyen (03/13/2013) [-]
Whoa, whoa, hold up. A CATHOLIC church is saying that all dogs go to heaven? The same people that if an innocent baby dies in childbirth or before he is baptized, he goes straight to hell?
User avatar #20 to #6 - robertolee (03/13/2013) [-]
Funny thing is the catholic church now does not officially recognise a "Hell" at all. Kinda wrote it out of their belief system, yet older catholics will obviously continue to believe in hell because it is what they were taught. Catholic school now do not teach of hell at all, I know this because I went to my brothers parents evening and spoke to some of his teachers about their religion.
User avatar #7 to #6 - ANONpirate ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
well, if we're talking technicalities, the Catholic Church official stance on stillborn, unborn, unbaptized children etc. dying places them in Purgatory, which isn't really Hell so much as it is an eternal waiting room... What those infants and unborn fetuses are going to DO there for eternity is beyond me. Oddly enough, the only argument against animals going to Heaven is that they "cannot speak a language of man, and are thus incapable of learning about Jesus, God, the Holy Spirit, and all the host of Heaven"... which seems like a **** way of saying, "If you don't speak my language, you're gonna BURN!"

hope this helps.

source: waaaay too many years at a Catholic School, currently non-religious but always looking at new things to learn about them and their history.
User avatar #17 to #7 - foelkera (03/13/2013) [-]
Actually, we believe dying unbaptized puts them in limbo, along with virtuous nonbelievers (aka noncatholics who aren't complete dickbags). Limbo's basically heaven but with no divine beings.

Source: Being Catholic, reading the Divine Comedy
User avatar #21 to #17 - WakaTakaBang (03/13/2013) [-]
The existence of limbo has always been a debate topic within the church. I believe the ruling was that unbaptized babies go straight to heaven... Also, in the Divine Comedy, "Limbo" is the first level of Hell.
#24 to #6 - yunablade ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
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Actually, according to my old pastor, babies that die before baptism get to go to heaven and become "Cherubs" and are granted immediate VIP access to Heaven.
#31 to #24 - jakeattack (03/13/2013) [-]
so killing unborn babies is doing them a favor hmmmmmmmmm.
#32 to #31 - yunablade ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
I believe if you are gonna make up stuff for the kids might as well do it Disney style.
#10 to #6 - anon (03/13/2013) [-]
Dogs > Babies.
#25 - christmouth (03/13/2013) [-]
<--His face when rocks go to heaven-
#50 to #25 - yeorey (03/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #29 to #25 - fuckberries (03/13/2013) [-]
then leaves for half a year after promising that "he's back and not going anywhere" comes back one time then leaves for half a year again.
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User avatar #46 to #39 - bakonforall (03/13/2013) [-]
The cars behind the caltholic sign are always the same.
#2 - mattdoggy (03/13/2013) [-]
One of the oldest posts i'd seen and one of my favorites
and for informational purposes, all dogs do go to Heaven.
There are several bits of scripture that state how there are no walls around heaven (even though it has gates) because there are so many animals and livestock
#48 to #2 - GRBanimefreak **User deleted account** (03/14/2013) [-]
Wrong. The will be a massive wall around the new jerusalem. Its foundations will be twelve stones bearing the names of the apostles and will have 12 gates, each made from a single pearl and gaurded by an angel, so that only those whose name is found in the lamb's book of life may enter the city.
User avatar #5 to #2 - theuglypanda [OP]ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
I hadn't seen it in such a long time, I figured people had probably forgotten about it. I laughed when I found it in my folder again, and thought other people would too.
Also, **** yeah, dogs!
#15 to #2 - arsens (03/13/2013) [-]
thank you, now everytime I eat veal I won't feel like such a monster because the calf I'm eating is in Heaven
#43 to #2 - anon (03/13/2013) [-]
The literal greek and hebrew translation, actually describes the gates as "arches". Meaning that, according to the original translation, it's not even a gate, but an Arch. meaning, no bars. :)
#47 - dafunkad (03/14/2013) [-]
if anyone didn't notice,

those are fake, always the same car parked, and the same lighs on the building,
#30 - fuckberries (03/13/2013) [-]
Hey guys, WBC isn't all that bad
User avatar #34 to #30 - DCat (03/13/2013) [-]
Unless those cookies are Peanut-Butter ones, Satans' lies in the form of a cookie.
User avatar #36 to #34 - fuckberries (03/13/2013) [-]
nah man, chocolate chip, the best kind
#45 to #30 - anon (03/13/2013) [-]
yes they are. those cookies are oatmeal raisin
#9 - anon (03/13/2013) [-]
Glad to be Catholic, I wouldn't want to spend eternity without my dogs around. I think some Presbyterian's need to pull the stick out of their ass and realize its not all about them.
User avatar #54 - falloutfanatic (03/14/2013) [-]
yo thats good old fashioned funny on the catholic churches side... shows there not so uptight
User avatar #53 - icameheretotroll (03/14/2013) [-]
All ***** go to heaven

now nobody wants to go to heaven
User avatar #49 - RIPphyscovideos (03/14/2013) [-]
"Dogs are animals"

..... Well so are humans. I don't understand those who think we're not an animal just because we're more intelligent than some other species.
User avatar #51 to #49 - TehGirman (03/14/2013) [-]
It's religion, that's how it works.
User avatar #52 to #49 - teamrocketninja (03/14/2013) [-]
According to Christianity, man was created separate from the animals and is the only creation made with a soul and spirituality.
User avatar #61 to #49 - otatsuke (08/09/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, some of us aren't even that inteligent...
User avatar #38 - twofreegerbils (03/13/2013) [-]
Appears to be shopped, unless the photographer didnt move the camera from that single perspective for every shot
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User avatar #16 - theotherdudec (03/13/2013) [-]
I've never understood people who say dogs don't have souls. Having a soul means having a mind, will, and emotions. Which all dogs do have. So why suggest that they don't?
#40 to #16 - anon (03/13/2013) [-]
there is no definition for a soul. If you look at things from a purely scientific sense things we perceive like mind and emotion can be explained so there is no need for something like a soul(which can't be explained/has no biological basis. Even more when you look at birth/how something is formed there simply isn't room for a soul (as in there's no point where you can be like yeah right there soul) The idea of a soul (outside of religious matters but in that case you can't use scientific evidence) is absolutely ridiculous.
User avatar #12 - thetattooedone (03/13/2013) [-]
#1 - anon (03/13/2013) [-]
Wow. This repost goes way back to the old days. Like, green background old days. Congrats OP, you've managed to post one of the most reposted pictures on funnyjunk. Yay you.
#56 - popefrancis (03/14/2013) [-]
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#35 - upsidedownderper (03/13/2013) [-]
**upsidedownderper rolls 176** I'da murdered a rock, injured a stone.
User avatar #33 - greenwithenvy (03/13/2013) [-]
my main problem with Catholicism recently is the Pope. if the Pope is God's messenger/speaker/truly chosen force of God on Earth, why didn't all the cardinals come together with the same name already divinely put in their heads? when you come together and argue over who should be the voice of God, makes you wonder if they're really the voice of God.
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User avatar #58 to #42 - greenwithenvy (03/14/2013) [-]
the point of "electing" would be for it to be a formal process. "okay guys, let's elect the next pope" "I say it is priest A, all in favor?" 95% of people raise their hands "okay, God is truly in this decision, LEZ GO!"
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User avatar #60 to #59 - greenwithenvy (03/14/2013) [-]
my problem is men coming together to decide who should make decrees as the new messenger of God have to argue about it as if it's not something already chosen by God himself. That's like people arguing over who should speak for you in trial, without asking you how you feel about this person or that.
User avatar #28 - mrradical (03/13/2013) [-]
Catholics? being more lenient than presbyterians? pfff
User avatar #44 to #28 - taintedangel (03/13/2013) [-]
when it makes presbyterians look bad they will be.
#19 - anon (03/13/2013) [-]
If there aren't rocks in heaven, how can heaven be a place where you could do anything you want... like say earthbending. If there are no rocks there is no earthbending thus you can't do whatever you want in heaven. I be there are rocks in hell, I bet satan would let you earthbend.
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