Beef Tapeworm. Just a public service announcement.. Look at this bitch! Do you know what the this is? MOTHER This prime am of a monster has evolved to be the pe
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Beef Tapeworm

Just a public service announcement.

Look at this bitch!
Do you know what the **** this is?
MOTHER
*******
This prime am * of a monster has evolved to be the perfect ******* parasite!
IT WILL **** . YOUR INSIDE. OUT.
This asshole doesn' t even have a ******* . know why?
t leave enough room for all the
HORRIFYING
TOOLS IT HAS
It literally EATS Tthe THROUGH ITS SKI
o-' ital
HOLY **** !
******* HELL!!
ht best, they grew 3 to 5 meters. At worst,
Iter. s,
That' s longer than TWO dead giraffes rm a
slightly smaller dead giraffe!
1 Symptom of Tapeworm Infection:
SHEER
TERROR
Maybe you' got balls of solid titanium
Maybe you can relax by saying" has to die
sometime. Then I' ll be tapeworm free."
WRONG, PUSSY!
This may ass beast can BREED WITH ITSELF!
So if you' re infected, you better get that ****** out
or you might as well sign away the lease to your
pathetic body right then and there because you' be
colonised. bitch!
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Submitted: 03/12/2013
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#1 - blademontane (03/12/2013) [-]
That is the best way to describe a length I have ever seen
#14 - JoeTheRoosterTwo (03/13/2013) [-]
"and a slightly small giraffe"

Oh god 10/10
#15 - PedoBearFTW (03/13/2013) [-]
There are tears streaming down my face simply from the measurement "two dead giraffes and a slightly smaller dead giraffe". Thank you for the funniest thing I've seen in weeks.
#20 - sienimies (03/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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I couldn't enjoy the fun of this post because of the sheer terror the thought of tapeworm gave me.


There is like nothing in the world i hate more than parasites.
#22 to #20 - captaindropkik (03/13/2013) [-]
I just feel like why do they exist man, like people bleeding the government. reproducing to live of other's and reproduce
User avatar #6 - clifford (03/13/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I read in a cracked article that tapeworms were once sold as "weight loss drugs", I have a picture that i saved but sadly it's on my main computer, and due to my 47 or so year old big brother having his internet rights taken away from him, I now have to log off the ******* computer every time I need to go to the bathroom or something, so I just keep this laptop in my bedroom, if there is any plus side to this it's that I can look at porn without being bothered.

Long story short I'm on a laptop.
#12 to #11 - clifford (03/13/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, but it feels good to talk about it here take this gif as a reward for letting me speak aloud about it :)
Yeah I know, but it feels good to talk about it here take this gif as a reward for letting me speak aloud about it :)
#7 - anonymous (03/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Tapeworm infection usually does not cause any symptoms. However, some people may have abdominal discomfort.

People often realize they are infected when they pass segments of the worm in their stool, especially if the segments are moving.

Hah, good luck sleeping tonight suckers.
#25 - whiteyswag (03/13/2013) [-]
This post is ****** gold. Good job OP
#24 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (03/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #23 - spikesodeath (03/13/2013) [-]
haha, colonized, get it? because there in your colon and intestines?... ok, I'll shut up...
User avatar #21 - itrinx ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
You know some top models eats whole eggs of it just to lose weight ?
#5 - jaevel ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
nope
nope
#2 - VKTR (03/12/2013) [-]
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#16 - waffies (03/13/2013) [-]
AAAAAAAAND my sides are in orbit i'm done im pissing myself laughing XDDD    
   
SO ON
AAAAAAAAND my sides are in orbit i'm done im pissing myself laughing XDDD

SO ON
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#19 - hollysnappzors (03/13/2013) [-]
God, are people on this site really this stupid?
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