my mom has a cool collection of sand. .. Lemme guess. Your mom's name is Sandy?
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#3 - anon (03/12/2013) [-]
Sometimes, the best place to hide a dildo is in plain sight.
User avatar #68 to #3 - watchme (03/13/2013) [-]
The words of an experienced man
#16 - minimoe ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
Lemme guess. Your mom's name is Sandy?
Lemme guess. Your mom's name is Sandy?
#18 to #16 - anon (03/13/2013) [-]
And she went to school in Sandy Hook?
User avatar #69 to #18 - hassanane (03/13/2013) [-]
Had to ruin it for everyone, didn't you anon?
#59 - mastertaco (03/13/2013) [-]
I tried this but with water.
#33 - maijuriina (03/13/2013) [-]
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
#66 to #33 - captainromance (03/13/2013) [-]
wrong pic though
User avatar #108 to #66 - maijuriina (03/13/2013) [-]
Cash made a great cover of it.
User avatar #109 to #108 - captainromance (03/13/2013) [-]
I know but if we're quoting the lyrics it seems pretty obvious we'd mention who wrote them not someone who just sang them. Even if it's brilliant Johnny Cash and not-my-type-of-musician Trent Reznor
User avatar #113 to #109 - maijuriina (03/14/2013) [-]
I just associate that song with Johnny Cash so I put his face there. Never said it was his song.
+1
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#70 - Squonky (03/13/2013) [-]
shake it.
shake it.
User avatar #76 to #70 - bitchplzzz (03/13/2013) [-]
Did it for the lulz
For the lulz
#80 - olmesy (03/13/2013) [-]
What if she just bought it at a cheap gift shop and lied to you?
User avatar #86 to #80 - azbo ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
googlie
#112 to #86 - googlie (03/14/2013) [-]
yes?
#82 to #80 - slipperyjoe (03/13/2013) [-]
Googly eyes. I want one.
Googly eyes. I want one.
#71 - alstorp (03/13/2013) [-]
Her face when you shake it.
Her face when you shake it.
#25 - juffs ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
Knock it over.
#26 to #25 - retrochris (03/13/2013) [-]






press enter 6 times
#27 to #26 - juffs ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
he speaks out of his nose
#28 to #27 - retrochris (03/13/2013) [-]
I got this for ya
#29 to #28 - juffs ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
Thank you very much, sir
#30 to #29 - retrochris (03/13/2013) [-]
Happy to help. Obviously.
#56 to #30 - kolpster (03/13/2013) [-]
Thanks for the reaction pics.
#84 - DeathKnight (03/13/2013) [-]
oops sorry
User avatar #74 - Noah (03/13/2013) [-]
"Sandy Beach"

What a lame name for a beach.
"Hey guys, what should we name this beach?"
"Well it sure is sandy..."
User avatar #87 to #74 - lasmamoe (03/13/2013) [-]
Thanks for the laugh.
#79 to #74 - albinodogcrap (03/13/2013) [-]
**** name maybe, but it is a ******* awesome beach. The shore break is legendary, as the waves are incredibly strong, can get big, have perfect tubes, and breaks in extremely shallow water.
User avatar #97 to #74 - emptysuperman ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
Sandy is the name of the guy who discovered the beach, dumb ass!
User avatar #110 to #97 - Noah (03/14/2013) [-]
Is it?
User avatar #62 - conordalymcr (03/13/2013) [-]
No, that guy on reddit's mom has a cool collection of sand.
#91 to #62 - anon (03/13/2013) [-]
everytime someone writes "no, the guy on reddit....." the only thing i think is why cant they be the same person?
User avatar #9 - chuckbillrow (03/13/2013) [-]
no jar of dirt gif yet? funnyjunk i am disappoint
#11 to #9 - victorkoot (03/13/2013) [-]
:D
:D
#94 - moustachefingers (03/13/2013) [-]
It'd be a shame if someone were to...   
   
   
   
... shake it.
It'd be a shame if someone were to...



... shake it.
#92 - IamEllis (03/13/2013) [-]
sand?......sand made it to the front page?
sand?......sand made it to the front page?
#46 - pandachicksbitch (03/13/2013) [-]
how mad would she be if there was an earthquake?
User avatar #58 to #46 - kolpster (03/13/2013) [-]
AAAAAAAAH! Oh my God! NO NO NO! Not my sand! You can take my house... You can take my family... But. Not. MY. SAND.
#5 - mrpointynose (03/13/2013) [-]
mfw "Caramel, California"
mfw "Caramel, California"
User avatar #39 to #5 - kingofyourmom (03/13/2013) [-]
that was the strangest show i have ever seen....
User avatar #78 to #67 - dyllygaf (03/13/2013) [-]
Sand?
#111 to #78 - sparkieemae (03/14/2013) [-]
Dirt numbnuts.
#88 - skwirl (03/13/2013) [-]
You mean some guy on Reddit's Mom has a cool collection of sand
User avatar #89 - TheManTheLegend (03/13/2013) [-]
SHAKE IT
#50 - theajmaster (03/13/2013) [-]
i wish i had a .gif of mole from atlantis saying, "You have disturbed the dirt."
#53 to #50 - tannerb (03/13/2013) [-]
dude that would be wonderful
User avatar #73 to #50 - lilpixipie (03/13/2013) [-]
comment 71 delivered bro
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