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User avatar #2 - milnerdk (03/11/2013) [-]
This actually made me laugh... With my mouth, not just blowing more air out my nose then usual!
#19 to #2 - anon (03/12/2013) [-]
I did the "blow more air out of nose than usual laugh," at this content, but then your comment made me laugh with my mouth. Well played, sir.
#30 to #19 - anon (03/12/2013) [-]
Oh god same ******* thing
#31 - dodgeorramit (03/12/2013) [-]
I once told the walmart greeter "welcome to Walmart" after she said it. hfw
#58 to #31 - theincrediblelegs (03/12/2013) [-]
I asked for a football instead of a footlong meatball at subway.
+3
#76 to #58 - captan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #84 to #76 - sheperdofthestars (03/12/2013) [-]
>Be me, high as tits
>Get munchies, go to subway
>"Hi, can I get a football meatlong on flatbread?"
User avatar #53 - nightmaren (03/12/2013) [-]
Is the joke that she had a penis the whole time, or that Anon is awkward as **** and accidentally said stupid **** ?
#57 to #53 - veryspecialagent (03/12/2013) [-]
"girl behind the counter 9/10"

I think he just had a brain retard fart and made it into an amusing story for the interwebs.
#8 - shazain (03/12/2013) [-]
Now. Did she actually have a dick or was that a faux pas on anon's part.
User avatar #9 to #8 - scilla (03/12/2013) [-]
faux pas
#11 to #9 - shazain (03/12/2013) [-]
What about it?
User avatar #27 to #11 - Hreidmar (03/12/2013) [-]
Uh... well, if you're asking why it's a faux pas... it's not a generally accepted move, to compliment a girl on the qualities of her penis.
#41 to #27 - shazain (03/12/2013) [-]
I'm asking if it in fact was a faux pas or if she did have a dick.
#44 to #41 - meowthre (03/12/2013) [-]
He confirmed it's a faux pas, what more do you want?
#80 to #44 - ookichinchindesu (03/12/2013) [-]
Hate to admit it, but I made the same mistake he did. When op said "faux pas" I thought he was correcting the spelling, not answering the question. Then I realized they were spelled the same, and my tired brain decided it was just a randomly typed statement not an answer to his question. I mean now it is obvious lol, but he said the same thing I did mentally "faux pas" what? As in, why are you saying faux pas, he didn't realize his question was being answered. Also interestingly enough I also thought the girl was a shemale. Because 4chan is just ******* weird. But hey my nickname isn't retard for nothin' ;D
#33 to #11 - meowthre (03/12/2013) [-]
Wait, so you're asking if it's a faux pas, and then upon conforming it is you have to ask -what part- was a faux pas? If you were inquiring to begin with, wouldn't you have already assumed the part that likely is?

Or did it just shatter your shemale sex dreams, and you're hoping for a response that restores your fantasies?
#43 to #33 - shazain (03/12/2013) [-]
Nevermind, now I realize you were answering my question. But how can you prove it was a faux pas.
#45 to #43 - meowthre (03/12/2013) [-]
The person who said it was faux pas was 'Scilla', not me.
Since he posted the content, let's assume he knows what he is talking about.

Better question though; why do I (or anyone) need to prove it? The text itself implies it was a slip up on OP's part, not that she actually has a penis. If you're assuming otherwise, then you're inserting your own fantasies into the work, which is perfectly fine; it's whatever makes you happy, I guess.
#48 to #45 - shazain (03/12/2013) [-]
Neither does it imply anywhere that she did not in fact have a penis.
#51 to #48 - meowthre (03/12/2013) [-]
Are you seriously trying to debate this?

If you want to have fantasies about ******* a shemale from McDonalds, that's your gig. But don't try to insist that because you lack basic reading comprehension skills, then your fantasies must be imposed upon reality.
#52 to #51 - shazain (03/12/2013) [-]
You are so incredibly pathetic at analysing data. Point me to one place in the whole text is clearly says she was a female without a dick. How can you firmly say that the anon is not into shemales? Do you know him personally? No. You're just basing it off of probability, that he probably isn't into shemales. But you're a ******** who can't admit to what evidence shows and doesn't.
#54 to #52 - meowthre (03/12/2013) [-]
"clearly says". . .

Wait, so are people like you the reason that movies need to spell out the plot in big capital letters, having characters state and re-state the obvious in the fear that the audience might forget what's going on because it's not clearly stated throughout the film?

Because, before just now, I thought that was a byproduct of bad writing. I didn't realize there were people so dense that they would angrily demand a clear statement of intent from the writer due to a personal inability to interpret and deduce. I am really, truly sorry for your disability.

P.S. - The OP already confirmed it was a faux pas.
#55 to #54 - shazain (03/12/2013) [-]
Fine, Op confirmed, but if he hadn't, there is no way you could've proven it. Do the world a favor and never become a lawyer. Because in the court of law, we don't rely on "implications." You need ******* hard solid facts.
#56 to #55 - meowthre (03/12/2013) [-]
I've done fabulous self-representing thus far (2 for 2 isn't bad), but that's neither here nor there. While you present yet another logical fallacy, Mr. Lawyer, I'll take my leave and allow you to wallow in the cesspool of your stupidity.
#60 to #56 - jazzytheferret (03/12/2013) [-]
Oh my...I hope no one gets hurt here.
User avatar #109 to #56 - scilla (03/12/2013) [-]
Here's a 3rd point, he wouldn't still refer to her as 'she' if he found out that she was not really a 'she'.
#40 to #33 - shazain (03/12/2013) [-]
I know what a faux pas is. You arbitrarily wrote a comment with the term in it, and I was asking well what about the faux pas?
#71 to #40 - anon (03/12/2013) [-]
You asked if it was a "faux pas or a shemale encounter"
Response was "faux pas"
How does one get any ******* clearer than that?
#42 to #40 - meowthre (03/12/2013) [-]
I think reading comprehension has been lost here...
User avatar #82 to #65 - slaggadagga (03/12/2013) [-]
I don't get it...
User avatar #85 to #82 - mariox ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
Shemale, dickgirl, ladyboy, there's a lot of names out there for certain things.
User avatar #92 to #85 - slaggadagga (03/12/2013) [-]
that is some crazy ****
User avatar #87 to #85 - sheperdofthestars (03/12/2013) [-]
I prefer cuntboys myself.
User avatar #83 to #82 - sheperdofthestars (03/12/2013) [-]
>Go to /d/
>Look for a thread with the word Futa or Futanari
>Look at pictures
>Understand
>Fap
>???
>Profit
User avatar #86 to #83 - slaggadagga (03/12/2013) [-]
well I have seen it all
User avatar #100 to #65 - nicoquitemad (03/12/2013) [-]
This.
#78 - felixjarl (03/12/2013) [-]
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#69 - sunnruner (03/12/2013) [-]
this is one of the funnier things ive read tonight.   
thank you op
this is one of the funnier things ive read tonight.
thank you op
#14 - sirbrentcoe (03/12/2013) [-]
blargh!  would still bone
blargh! would still bone
#47 to #14 - xozonex (03/12/2013) [-]
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#50 to #14 - HordeyWordey (03/12/2013) [-]
I have a boner. And so will you.
User avatar #74 to #14 - skullzero (03/12/2013) [-]
Source.....

For science!
#39 to #14 - manbob (03/12/2013) [-]
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#68 to #14 - irvea (03/12/2013) [-]
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traps, traps everywhere
User avatar #107 to #68 - rieskimo (03/12/2013) [-]
What is this from?
User avatar #108 to #107 - irvea (03/12/2013) [-]
I have no idea, I just got it from an other comment.
#17 to #14 - saturated (03/12/2013) [-]
nope
nope
User avatar #18 to #14 - lolifan (03/12/2013) [-]
I love Bailey Jay :D
#35 - momothebear (03/12/2013) [-]
well now you both have a great idea for next christmas.
#22 - camerel (03/12/2013) [-]
ITS LIKE TELLING THE GUY BEHIND THE COUNTERS AT THE MOVIE TO ENJOY THE MOVIE AS WELL! BUT WORSE! XDDDD
ITS LIKE TELLING THE GUY BEHIND THE COUNTERS AT THE MOVIE TO ENJOY THE MOVIE AS WELL! BUT WORSE! XDDDD
#75 to #22 - anon (03/12/2013) [-]
le xDDD
#46 to #22 - KungFuZerO (03/12/2013) [-]
I do that...ON PURPOSE!
#28 - bigsaltyballs (03/12/2013) [-]
> "you too"
#1 - mbasm (03/11/2013) [-]
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#5 - trolololer (03/11/2013) [-]
hfw
#13 to #5 - iamphoenix (03/12/2013) [-]
Tis from this.
#95 - nudnud (03/12/2013) [-]
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#94 - luckydane (03/12/2013) [-]
McSausage
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