Good old Youtube. . This has been Bagged as spam hide I Not Spam I admitted to a girl in my science class that I masturbate to her at night. She' s now threaten
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Good old Youtube

This has been Bagged as spam hide I Not Spam
I admitted to a girl in my science class that I masturbate to her at night. She' s
now threatening to file a sexual harassment lawsuit against me unless I come
over to her house tomorrow- I don' t want to go to her house, because she
might have told her dad or her brothers and they might try to kill me or
something. But ifl don' t, then she' s going to take me to court, and my family
is going to find out about this, and I will never be able to live down the shame.
What should I do?
3 hours ago 1132 h
lol maybe she just wants to have sex wit you
in reply to hernandez assassin T hours ago 194 h
Or maybe her dad and brothers just want to have sex with you
in reply to E hours ago 153 h
Or maybe the whole family wants to have sex with you
juan habeas in reply to 5 hours ago rul h
or maybe the whole family wants to see u masturbate in front of them
in reply to juan ha-. ras. 5 hours ago 123 h
Hahahaha, this ****** made the end of my day GOLD!
in reply to 3 hours ago BE h
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#5 - jchampion (03/11/2013) [-]
so what happened
#44 - DrollHumor (03/12/2013) [-]
I think I'd take being masturbated to as a compliment. A weird one, but still.
I think I'd take being masturbated to as a compliment. A weird one, but still.
#114 to #44 - aerosol (03/12/2013) [-]
That depends. If it was some sort of sadistic fantasy, I might take it differently....
User avatar #78 to #44 - lolerbot (03/12/2013) [-]
So if some random neckbeard walks up to you "Hey, I masturbate to you." "Thank you!"
User avatar #83 to #78 - biggydy (03/12/2013) [-]
Hell yeah ***** , of course i'll thank the ************ , at least somebody will think i'm sexy.
User avatar #54 to #44 - onkii (03/12/2013) [-]
i'll masturbate with you
#49 to #44 - arandomanon ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
I masturbate to you
Are you a girl or a boy
#63 to #49 - miaandvinny (03/12/2013) [-]
Does it matter?
#119 to #49 - creosote (03/12/2013) [-]
It would have taken you seconds to look at HER page to find that out.
#121 to #119 - arandomanon ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
Many people don't say wether they are male or female on their page. Besides, it was part of my joke.
#122 to #121 - creosote (03/12/2013) [-]
**creosote rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Adolf Nemo ** Being a buzzkill is one of my pastimes (I need to find better hobbies).
#123 to #122 - arandomanon ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
It's ok man, I still love you.
It's ok man, I still love you.
#55 - psychotec (03/12/2013) [-]
Then theres people like "GamesSpartan" ruining the whole thing by posting his worthless reaction
User avatar #101 to #55 - taila (03/12/2013) [-]
Check out his comments on his channel.
#10 - ragingflamingos (03/11/2013) [-]
How would you even prove something like that?
How would you even prove something like that?
User avatar #108 to #10 - critique (03/12/2013) [-]
Have you cleared YOUR internet history today?
I have. I'm always prepared...
#50 to #10 - themastertroller ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
with....evidence

or you can call him a faggot
#7 - ifuckedyou (03/11/2013) [-]
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#73 - coolfuzzy (03/12/2013) [-]
WHAT THE 			****		 DID SHE ACTUALLY WANT HIM TO COME OVER FOR?
WHAT THE **** DID SHE ACTUALLY WANT HIM TO COME OVER FOR?
#75 to #73 - Keoul (03/12/2013) [-]
Surprise police intervention party!
#59 - tocoolforyouinajar (03/12/2013) [-]
Does just no one question why he would admit he masturbates to a girl at night? Was the topic at hand people i masturbate to in science class or something O.o
Does just no one question why he would admit he masturbates to a girl at night? Was the topic at hand people i masturbate to in science class or something O.o
User avatar #81 to #42 - areialview (03/12/2013) [-]
oh crap, I just realized I used this image for a response in a comment and I didn't scroll down yet

I feel so ashamed of myself
#11 - xxscopemanxx (03/11/2013) [-]
Maybe the family wants to watch him have sex with her?
User avatar #72 to #11 - bubbabrent (03/12/2013) [-]
maybe they want to masturbated on
User avatar #18 to #11 - rhiaanor (03/11/2013) [-]
there was a asian family who watched hteir son/brother have sex to ensure he did good.
#37 to #18 - shoum (03/11/2013) [-]
Royal families used to to it too. We studied a text in history and someone was describing Louis XVIth trying to have sex with his wife. A whole bunch of people was present in their bedroom, giving advice and trying to figure out why the king wasn't able to shag the queen.
Very weird text...
User avatar #35 to #18 - xxechoesxx (03/11/2013) [-]
well*
#38 to #32 - John Cena (03/11/2013) [-]
Funny thing is... It isn't ******** ....
#3 - azshade (03/11/2013) [-]
<< poor guy
#15 to #3 - fedegon (03/11/2013) [-]
That's a ******* perfect scenario.
Pic unrelated, reddit dude's sister.
User avatar #57 to #3 - aczoh (03/12/2013) [-]
Wouldn't bother me.
User avatar #76 to #3 - Kadzait (03/12/2013) [-]
"poor"
#105 to #3 - spacefield (03/12/2013) [-]
This is what I imagined.
User avatar #52 to #3 - internetscaresme ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
Goes over the girls house.... wat
User avatar #12 to #3 - wolfiet (03/11/2013) [-]
Who cares? If they're hot, I'll still do it.
User avatar #4 to #3 - theivindon (03/11/2013) [-]
lucky guy *
User avatar #65 - codyxvasco (03/12/2013) [-]
THAT'S DISGUSTING, I WILL ******* SUE YOU YOU PERVERT!!!


I'll see you at 8pm.....
#120 to #65 - infectionslaugh (03/12/2013) [-]
Let Apple sue him, it will be better
#6 - sathrax (03/11/2013) [-]
I bet he got laid. And got an STD.
User avatar #68 - memeinmycoffee (03/12/2013) [-]
In 2013, masturbating to the thought of someone without porn is true love.

You should have married her.
User avatar #124 to #68 - swaggamcdaddy (03/14/2013) [-]
i thought it was the other way round...if you find a woman attractive but don't wanna mastrubate to the thought of her, it's love...
#106 - shreddddzd (03/12/2013) [-]
The people on youtube who always flag the top comment as spam...
User avatar #43 - ovary (03/12/2013) [-]
Goddamn I wanna hear part two of this story
#30 - supapimp (03/11/2013) [-]
need to hear the end of this IMMEDIATELY
#56 - rshanebarnes (03/12/2013) [-]
She's probably a he...
She's probably a he...
User avatar #8 - nosurprise (03/11/2013) [-]
I don't think you can be filed for sexual harassment for that
User avatar #48 to #8 - ovehnine (03/12/2013) [-]
Well, masturbating while thinking of someone is perfectly fine, but straight up telling them that you touch yourself thinking of them is harassment.
#67 to #8 - John Cena (03/12/2013) [-]
You can take anyone to court for whatever you want to. Doesn't mean you will win, but yeah... you can **** with people as long as you cover the filing fee.
#103 - niggershrimps (03/12/2013) [-]
Hopefully
#118 to #115 - edsabbath (03/12/2013) [-]
...finally.
User avatar #97 - ztwentyonez (03/12/2013) [-]
I kinda just wanna know what ended up happening
User avatar #98 to #97 - brothergrimm (03/12/2013) [-]
you're not alone there. the suspense is palpable
#100 to #98 - ztwentyonez (03/12/2013) [-]
it's killer
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