Ballsack. . 5 minutes ago we mobile . is operands. Cramps. Sore Boobs. Mood Swings. Being called a bi, hoe, for no reason. Shaving all the time. Having to deal
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Ballsack

5 minutes ago we mobile . is
operands.
Cramps.
Sore Boobs.
Mood Swings.
Being called a bi***, hoe, for no reason.
Shaving all the time.
Having to deal with jerks.
Rape.
Labor.
Having to carry around a baby for 9 months.
Yeah guys, girls go through a lot.
LIKE if you agree . . .
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#7 - ctenop (03/11/2013) [-]
If you include rapes within a prison, more men than women get raped every year in america.
If you include rapes within a prison, more men than women get raped every year in america.
User avatar #130 to #7 - thelegitmetalhead (03/11/2013) [-]
Remind me never to get arrested.
User avatar #246 to #130 - cabbagemayhem (03/12/2013) [-]
Good luck. You don't have to do anything wrong to get arrested. You can get arrested for defending yourself, or because a psycho bitch thinks proving her wrong should be illegal.
#186 - Bobtheblob (03/11/2013) [-]

******** , I can strike at least 9 of these down.

-Manly men don't get periods, I'll give you that one.
-Manly menen get cramps, I cramped my foot like a mofo the other day.
-My manly tender nipples get sore sometimes too. Walk it off, pussy.
-My mood swings at least 15 a day when I don't properly massage my scrotum. Your ship is sinking.
-Men get called Asshole, dick, cockdoodler, dickweed, douchebag, bitch, ************ etc. That's at least 5 more than you.
-Manly men shave all the time too. Quit bitching, my legs are as smooth as a manly baby's asscheeks.
-Because guys are lovely little saints to each other. No, there's something called, 'friendly surprise dick-kick.'
-Rape happens to the manliest men too. Not just womanly women.
-Labor? Bitch, manly men do real labor. Laboring all day, like manly men.
-And you never let us forget you're carrying that baby for 9 months. We've at least carried it by association too.

Get served, biyotch.
#233 to #186 - Weekendman (03/12/2013) [-]
Please, take this. Its more HD an such.
User avatar #288 to #186 - zzjames (05/26/2013) [-]
IM CRYING
#140 - hargleblarg (03/11/2013) [-]
"Shaving"
Because clearly guys don't shave either. We all have beards, it's just that some are invisible to human stupidity.

"Mood swings" then later down "Having to deal with jerks"
Well guys have to deal with jerks too...when they're having mood swings.

I hate posts like these. Both genders suffer differently, get the **** over it, it doesn't make you special, you aren't superior, you either have a penis or a vagina, move the **** on.
User avatar #175 to #140 - ilovehitler (03/11/2013) [-]
What if I have no gender and am proud of it?
#195 to #175 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
Then you wiil probably die when your bladder bursts
User avatar #209 to #195 - ilovehitler (03/12/2013) [-]
I urinate through my eyes.
#66 - chopsaw (03/11/2013) [-]
yes no reason at all..
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#201 - mikeliterous (03/11/2013) [-]
gee I guess men don't have to deal with jerks.
I guess men are never called names for no reason either
also men have been raped
User avatar #2 - twatter (03/11/2013) [-]
>Rape.
Implying men can't be raped, too.
User avatar #3 to #2 - splendiddust ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
>boobs
implying men cant get sore boobs too
User avatar #4 to #3 - shaftyface ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
Implying the following

>Men cant get raped
>Men cant be insulted for no reason
>Men cant get cramps
>Men dont have to 'deal' with jerks
>Men dont shave every day/every other day


All that ADDING the fact that we sometimes sit on our ballsack.

Wish I had the page that posted this.
#39 - harveylegnipples (03/11/2013) [-]
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1)Cramps > Do you mean cramps in general? or "period cramps"? Men can get cramps as well, and if you're ******* talking about your "period cramps", that ties in with the first question.
2)Sore Boobs > Men have pectoral muscles, they get sore too. Implying the only body part in existent that get sore are female breasts, ****** broad.
*Mood Swings > This bitch is always implying things. Do females only get mood swings? YOU DAFT CUNT? WHAT THE **** ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? Alright.. alright, I'm ok, I'm ok.
3)Being called Bitch etc > Faggot, Douchebag etc.
4)Shaving all the time > Working out, staying fit. Both genders have to live upto social norms, not just females.
5) Having to deal with jerks > That relates to your one argument, of name calling, considering you just called men jerks. Also, men have to deal with bitches like yourself, how'd you like that one?
6)Rape > Men get raped, only it's from another man, in our fart boxes.
7) Labor > We have to put up with you during labor, which is equally as painful.
8)Having to carry around a baby for 9 months > Kind of ties in with labor, and once again we have to deal with your **** for 9 months.

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User avatar #99 to #39 - daniboi (03/11/2013) [-]
The woman has to go through labor like what, 2-4 times in her life? The man has to do this 5! times a week!
#62 to #39 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
Alright as for seven ad eight. You're just an idiot. Im sorry but dealing with it and living through it is not the same. Thats like saying a girl dealing with her man after him being kicked in the balls is the same as her being kicked in the balls and its the same amount of pain. No ******* way. Now i dont agree with with bitch at all and in fact wouldnt mind lighting her on fire but dude dont be such a close minded idiot where you think everything is the same for people.
User avatar #70 to #62 - harveylegnipples (03/11/2013) [-]
Birth is a choice, and let me explain that. Unless you are raped and become pregnant, which is a VERY different situation, females have the choice. Woman WANT children, they want to be pregnant, that isn't something they "Suffer" with, it's their choice (for the most part)

When I go to the tattoo shop, and get new Ink, I don't bitch about how "My life is so hard I have to deal with this tattoo pain", it was a choice I made. UNLESS some dude holds me down, and tattoos me forcefully--but that would be a completely different situation.

Most men also don't ask for a kick in the nuts, it is involuntary, and if someone ASKED for a kick in the nuts, then complained about how tough their life is, and how much it hurts, I'd ridicule them, and call them an idiot.

TL;DR If you are given a choice in something, you can't bitch and complain about it, and act like your life is miserable because of it.
#78 to #70 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
The thing is, women, as well as men but not to the same extent, have this stuff in their brain or homones or whatever that makes them more motherly. OK, it sounds stupid when I put it like that, but you know that thing in most human, or species in fact, that keeps us reproducing. That which makes parents protect their young, feed their young, and yes, have them in the first place. so that humans can reproduce. Vsauce even made a film about "Why are things cute?" ( Its on youtube), it's basically because we get the "aaaaaaaw" feeling about things that are small and chubby, bigger head than body ect because thats how our babies look.
Besides, if women didn't have that feeling, they wouldn't be keeping their unborn children out of love, protection reasons ect. But only to keep mankind going, in which case women would be forced to go throiugh that ordeal, to get people like you out into the world. My aunt only had one child, she choose no more, because it was such a traumatic exprience.
User avatar #73 to #70 - harveylegnipples (03/11/2013) [-]
Deleted that cause I worked it wrong, what it said

Maybe that's just my opinion, but **** it. No where does it say "ALL WOMEN MUST GET PREGNANT AND HAVE CHILDREN", it is THEIR choice.

Yes, there ARE situations where it isn't there choice, but I highly doubt that bitch in the content was raped and impregnated.
User avatar #74 to #73 - harveylegnipples (03/11/2013) [-]
Worded it wrong* I'm ******* retarded today
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#69 to #39 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
Not defending her either, but women with big breasts often get reductions under a doctors order to prevent their back from slowly pressing down on itself.
User avatar #75 to #69 - harveylegnipples (03/11/2013) [-]
No where does she talk about her breasts being too big--She simply says they were sore.

No where does that make her life, and in particular females lives more difficult than men, I guarantee men have equal muscle related/body part related problems that require medical attention.
User avatar #107 to #39 - moxmortuus (03/11/2013) [-]
Thank you for reminding me to work out today. I forgot from getting sucked into funnyjunk just like the past few months...
User avatar #151 to #39 - leagueoflawl (03/11/2013) [-]
1)Yes, everyone gets cramps, from different things. Even females differ - not all of them get cramps from their period. However, I do, and they are quite severe - to the point of having to take prescription pain pills by doctor's order to even go about my daily life during my time of the month.
2) I'm fairly certain she was referencing the fact that females boobs actually hang out of their body, and can give back aches, plus we get growing pains among other things.
3) yeah she's just a little ****
4) Females are expected to not be fat bitches as well. Are you aware of how severely overweight females are harassed? Females starve themselves, throw up, etc. just to be "skinny." All of the malls around here have mannequins with size 10 waists and that pressures all females to feel like that's what they should look like also. In the end, for both genders, it just boils down to this: you don't HAVE to do anything to "fit in," but if you wanna be treated better you should, because most people are idiots and judge off of looks rather than personality.
5) again just a stupid bitch. males have to deal with crazy bitches, females assholes.
6) rape is very serious no matter to what gender from what gender. this lady is just being a dumb selfish ignorant whore by implying females are the only ones who get raped
7&8) No, you "dealing" with our labor isn't NEARLY as painful. Our very bodies are going through changes, and you just get to "deal" with the moodswings and cravings. There's a great strain on our emotional health and our physical health. We have to eat healthy while dealing with weird cravings and having the worst moodswings of our life, plus TONS of pain. Almost everyone can agree being pregnant and giving birth SUCKS, but having a child is worth it. And no, it's not 100% optional; if all women said " **** it ain't giving birth it hurts" the human race would end.
Learn to respect women. Maybe then you won't be "forever alone."
User avatar #211 to #151 - gardenmanly (03/12/2013) [-]
1) I agree, some girl's periods seem to affect them quite a lot with pretty bad cramps, but since (I am assuming) you are female, you also cannot understand the different pains a guy has to go through. Just as I have no idea how bad period cramps are, you have no idea how bad it hurts to get hit in the testicles. You can't judge who has to deal with more pain, because there is no way for you to feel what the other gender feels.

2) I think she was more refferring to sore boobs like during girl's periods. My ex gf used to complain about that from time to time, but I agree they can also give back aches. However, guys get growing pains, and other aches too, again this relates to the first one where you can't compare aches or anything between genders since there is no way for you to experience what the opposite gender does.

3) Agreed

4) Tell me how many skinny male mannequins there are. Or for that matter, how many ads there are featuring guys with tears in their eyes or anything like that. Guys have to fit a "tough guise" just as women are pressured to be skinny and sexy. Gender stereotypes affect everyone. Its like you said though, it all boils down to yourself and your self confidence.

5) Agreed

6) Agreed (the only thing I want to add to harveylegnipples is that guys can get raped by women too)

7 and 8) Pregnancy is indeed an option. I know there is no way for all the women in the world to say no to pregnancy, but in a world of 8 billion people, we certainly are not in a crisis for reproducing. Pregnancy is one thing though that I cannot honestly say men can have an equivalent to. Women endure a lot through pregnancy, all I have to say in response to your comment is that yes, being pregnant and giving birth sucks, but if you choose the right partner, any loving caring respectable person will certainly do everything they can to ease their loved one's pain.

That's all, just wanted to share my opinion
#161 to #151 - fractalius (03/11/2013) [-]
There's a difference between disrespecting women, and:

Telling a dumb slut off.
Defending your honor.

There's a difference between RESPECTING women, and:
Whiteknighting any bitch with a pussy.
Defending them to the death
User avatar #176 to #161 - leagueoflawl (03/11/2013) [-]
Yes, I apologize for mis-communicating my point. I did not specifically mean this woman; she needs to learn how life really is.
I also should not have simply said "respect women" but "respect each other."
I usually try my best not to argue, so I'm not very good at it. (Or maybe it's the other way around?)
#180 to #176 - fractalius (03/11/2013) [-]
I barely read your message so I don't know. I just assumed you were trying to defend that chick
User avatar #181 to #180 - leagueoflawl (03/11/2013) [-]
hell naw that bitch is crazy
User avatar #162 to #151 - harveylegnipples (03/11/2013) [-]
Alright, here we go.

1) There is no such thing as a superior being, be it male or female. In the post we're commenting on, this "woman" "lady" "girl", is CLEARLY implying, or attempting to imply that women are superior to men, in a sense that they go through much more than us. Freedom of speech allows us to say these sorts of things, but it doesn't mean they are logical, or factual. Using the "We give birth blah blah blah" ******** to try and validate that women go through more pain or trouble then men is completely and utterly invalid. For every "hardship" a woman can endure, a man can endure one of equal opportunity.

2) There is this thing called freedom of speech, and yes, I GET THAT, but that doesn't mean what this woman is saying is in any way shape or form, logical. I'm sorrrryyy that my little funnyjunk post, clearly attempting to be humorous (not really attempting to be, because it is) upset you.

3) Woman DO have the choice to get pregnant ( I understand rape, broken condoms blah blah I GET THAT, those are COMPLETELY different factors, in which I have separate arguments for) BUT that doesn't give anyone the right to assume they're race, sex, religion, what ever the **** they want is superior to something else.

4) You feminist **** , "learn to respect women", as aposed to the girl in the content CLEARLY, and I mean CLEARRRLLYYY implying that women are superior/go through a lot more than men. I Guarantee you're one of those women who demands equal rights and respect, but still degrades, undermines, and biases women as superior than men.
User avatar #168 to #162 - leagueoflawl (03/11/2013) [-]
Err, did you even read my post? I disagreed with most of the points the female made.
I never said males COULDN'T ENDURE the same thing we do. I said they don't. :)
I never said anyone is superior.
And, no, your post ISN'T funny. If that was your attempt at humor, I pity thee, but I begrudge you not, for everyone has a different sense of humor.
And, yes. Learn to respect women. We do a lot in life, and we go through a lot. Does this mean deal with absolute ******** ? No, it doesn't. Does it mean buy us millions of things? No. It means RESPECT us. I shouldn't have to explain to you what RESPECT is, and you shouldn't be calling me a "feminist **** " BECAUSE I told you to respect women.
I do admit a fault in my post, however; I should not have said "Respect women" in that fashion. I did not mean this particular woman, I meant women in general, but men deserve the same respect as well. I think the simple statement, "Respect each other" should do.
#247 to #168 - anon (03/12/2013) [-]
My god. Maturity? On the internet of all things? Surely you jest...


I commend you madame
User avatar #166 to #151 - harveylegnipples (03/11/2013) [-]
And for 7 and 8, how can you remotely justify the pain a man goes through dealing with women nagging, or yelling, or slaving for them? (I will personally help my future wife, aka, my current girlfriend, because I'm not ******* "forever alone" get through her pregnancy).

How can you justify that a mans psychological being isn't traumatized, or damaged by the coming of a newborn, by work, by helping his wife cope? You're doing exactly what the girl in the post did--You're implying that ONLY WOMEN feel "pain" from child birth; You're literally proving my point.

Neither the man, nor the woman, even has the right to complain. It is a choice they made, they are in it together, they are bringing in life.
User avatar #171 to #166 - leagueoflawl (03/11/2013) [-]
"isn't NEARLY as painful" is implying that it is indeed painful for you, but more painful for us.
Again, you get to "help us cope" and we get to ACTUALLY GO THROUGH IT.
If you were hit by a car, you're obviously in mass amounts of pain. It would be up to your girlfriend to help take care of you. Would you not say you're at even more of an inconvenience than her? You're BOTH missing out on life due to the accident, but only YOU feel the absolute physical pain, and she still has mass amounts of freedom to do stuff.
If you really can't tell the difference, then you really don't deserve a girlfriend at all.
Additional note, since you're obviously quite stupid: I never, EVER said or implied that men don't suffer during a female's pregnancy. Never did I say that, never will I. I never said that men don't deserve respect, and I will ALWAYS respect men who help their wives through pregnancies and whatever else. I NEVER said that females are superior to males in any way, nor will I ever. Please, do everyone a favor and get the fat out of your head.
User avatar #155 to #39 - ozzypoop (03/11/2013) [-]
Oh my god!
I ******* lost it at fart boxes
User avatar #193 to #39 - gayboard (03/11/2013) [-]
I agree with you on everything except for 7 and 8.

They kinda do have to put up with labor sickness and all.
#118 to #39 - nickkix (03/11/2013) [-]
I lost it at "fart boxes"
#136 - HARTATTACK (03/11/2013) [-]
Guys can get raped. I know first hand, I was raping this guy the other day
User avatar #113 - doodnotheface (03/11/2013) [-]
HAVING to carry a baby - optional
Labour - optional
Shaving - optional
Jerks - everyone has to deal with assholes, be it for sexual / relationship reason or something else
Rape - anyone can be raped

#67 - oliviliv (03/11/2013) [-]
I may be a girl but 			****		 that. Some are yeah okay. But the ones like "Rape" and "Having to deal with jerks" are just wut.
I may be a girl but **** that. Some are yeah okay. But the ones like "Rape" and "Having to deal with jerks" are just wut.
#48 - hemming (03/11/2013) [-]
I will never understand this
"We have it harder than men/women, therefor we are better."
What kind of ******* arguement is that?
#264 to #48 - miaandvinny (03/12/2013) [-]
On a side note, I hate when people say that their race/gender/whatever is better because of what one person did.
#68 - electromuffin (03/11/2013) [-]
We have to put up with their **** ...
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User avatar #128 to #25 - asdcfg (03/11/2013) [-]
It's funny cause the person below has 9 likes on his comment and you have 11, plus the gif looks like a terrorist. Sort by highest ranked.
#55 to #25 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
sometimes we sit on our vagina lips...
User avatar #115 - MattSwan (03/11/2013) [-]
You have to carry a baby around for nine months? We have to support it for 18 years.
#259 to #115 - miaandvinny (03/12/2013) [-]
So does the mother. Well, unless you have a divorce, but that depends on who the child ends up living with.
User avatar #132 to #115 - xXBananaBishopXx (03/11/2013) [-]
Not 100% true, my mother raised 4 children on her own. The toughest woman I will ever know.
User avatar #133 to #132 - MattSwan (03/11/2013) [-]
Also son of single mother. Whole-heatedly agree.
#188 to #132 - Spikeydeath (03/11/2013) [-]
My mom raised two, she is tought but is insane
#197 to #188 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
Mine raised three and lost it as well
#59 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
>Blue balls
>Blue balls
>Blue balls
>dealing with your ******* mood swings
>Being called a dick/asshole/faggot, for no reason.
>Any decent half respectful man has to shave all the time.
>Having to deal with cunts.
>Falsely being accused of rape.
>Putting up with the moody attention seeking **** from over entitled girls like this.
>Sitting on our ballsack
User avatar #200 - thedarkestrogue (03/11/2013) [-]
Fun fact: Men go through all of this. Because women bitch about it non stop.
User avatar #117 - girlygirlygirl (03/11/2013) [-]
If you get called a bitch...it's probably because you're acting like a bitch
User avatar #164 - Crusader (03/11/2013) [-]
No offense, but guys have to deal with that a lot as well.
We can be raped, although most guys will admit that they liked it, unless it was gay rape.
We have to shave because apparently women hate beards for some strange reason.
And you may be called bitch and hoe, but heaven forbid we hold the door open for the wrong women, or for a pretty women while on a date with someone else, just being a gentleman and suddenly we are misogynistic or a jerk.
User avatar #174 to #164 - toughactintinactin (03/11/2013) [-]
If you add prison rape, men get raped more I think.
User avatar #85 - marmanator (03/11/2013) [-]
Okay you can't put rape just because women can be raped so i could make a list for guys
-murder
-suicide
-starvation
-AIDS
-RAPE
-getting eaten by lions
-being looked at by a black person
-etc.....
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