For those who need a instructions manual. up and down. FIRM pt, JLL UP i“ _ THEN PULL DOWN. i tired this but it didn't work cause i'm a girl but i some how manged to summon Satan For those who need a instructions manual up and down FIRM pt JLL UP i“ _ THEN PULL DOWN i tired this but it didn't work cause i'm girl some how manged to summon Satan
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#3 - harrypottergirl
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(03/11/2013) [-]
i tired this but it didn't work cause i'm a girl but i some how manged to summon Satan
#27 to #3 - recio **User deleted account**
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#31 to #27 - superassassin
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(03/11/2013) [-]
What's a grammar mate?
#33 to #31 - recio **User deleted account**
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#40 to #3 - anon
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Pic's or it didn't happen
#55 to #40 - harrypottergirl
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(03/11/2013) [-]
here he is he was a little shy about his picture being taken
#68 to #3 - masterboll
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(03/12/2013) [-]
>i'm a girl

we need pics
#75 to #68 - harrypottergirl
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(03/12/2013) [-]
can't get you a pic of me right now but here's some cake i will try to find my camera(computer doesn't have a camera) and take a pic as proof i'm a girl.
#28 to #3 - ztheart
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(03/11/2013) [-]
did you get your dick stuck in the ceiling?
#4 to #3 - PartyPanda
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Ask him for advice on the issue.
#9 to #4 - yunablade
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Ask him to aim to the tissue.
#8 - drosenblum
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Something went wrong. Dick stuck in jet engine. Wat do?
#12 to #8 - Nightinear **User deleted account**
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(03/11/2013) [-]
If you turn on the engine but make it go backwards your dick will get unstuck
#22 to #8 - anon
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(03/11/2013) [-]
look for newer jokes
#24 to #8 - runtz
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Are you using google chrome?
#52 to #8 - trollsidon
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Have you tried butter?
#41 to #8 - greatcornholio
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Unplug it and plug it back in
#30 to #8 - samjamfan
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(03/11/2013) [-]
you.....RELEASE THE KRAKEN
you.....RELEASE THE KRAKEN
#13 to #8 - hotspace
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Try turning your dick off and on again
#10 to #8 - mykoira
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(03/11/2013) [-]
i'm not professional, but i think you need to turn the engine on
#1 - ezmack
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Instruction weren't clear enough.

What do I pull up and down?
#2 to #1 - idancethefoxtrot
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Is it possible that your dick is caught in the ceiling fan?
#17 to #2 - skybluetroll
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(03/11/2013) [-]
You are so original.
#73 to #17 - idancethefoxtrot
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(03/12/2013) [-]
I know, sorry :(
#15 to #2 - ezmack
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Maybe...........
#7 - gadgetzan
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Seriously, how ******* hard can it be to spell "masturbate" right? English isn't even my first language and I see this **** all the time and it just ticks me off.
Seriously, how ******* hard can it be to spell "masturbate" right? English isn't even my first language and I see this **** all the time and it just ticks me off.
#21 to #7 - CobraStrike
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Don't act like you can't understand how someone who has possibly never seen the word spelled correctly, or been taught it, can think its spelled that way. Hell, its actually more logical, but we all know how logical the English language can be.

FFS, If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? And why the **** would you drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway? Sorry foreigners, good luck.
#26 to #21 - gadgetzan
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(03/11/2013) [-]
It is actually a lot more logical that many other languages
#59 to #26 - foxxywithpaws
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(03/11/2013) [-]
And a gunshot to the knee-cap is less lethal than to the head, though I agree more with you than with the retard above you.

I just can't comprehend how native English speakers can **** up their own language so badly, while I, with a mediocre Netherlandish highschool education in English and a life-long exposure to it, am capable of near flawless writing.
#51 to #7 - cough ONLINE
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(03/11/2013) [-]
"Masturbate"    
   
There, are you happy?
"Masturbate"

There, are you happy?
#53 to #51 - gadgetzan
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Verily
#29 - slaya
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(03/11/2013) [-]
i have found this in a gas station bathroom.
#23 - dafogman
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#32 to #23 - nephrithotroll
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#42 to #32 - Gerex
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#45 - thejackable **User deleted account**
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#43 - DrollHumor
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(03/11/2013) [-]
That didn't work at all for me.
That didn't work at all for me.
#18 - jimthesquirrelking
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(03/11/2013) [-]
#16 - felixjarl ONLINE
Reply +4
(03/11/2013) [-]
How to successfully masturbate:

Gather several people into a group and form a circle.
While singing the "masturbate" song, follow the directions.
Put your left leg into the circle.
Put your left leg out behind you.
Put your left leg in again and shake it all about.
Put your elbows at your sides with your hands about shoulder height and do the masturbate, turning clockwise in a circle and alternately raising your hands a few inches.
Stop turning and clap your hands while singing, "That's what it's all about."
Repeat the entire dance, but change the body part to your right leg, then left arm, followed by your right arm, head, and finally your backside.