For those who need a instructions manual. up and down. FIRM pt, JLL UP i“ _ THEN PULL DOWN. i tired this but it didn't work cause i'm a girl but i some how manged to summon Satan
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User avatar #3 - harrypottergirl (03/11/2013) [-]
i tired this but it didn't work cause i'm a girl but i some how manged to summon Satan
#68 to #3 - masterboll (03/12/2013) [-]
>i'm a girl

we need pics
#75 to #68 - harrypottergirl (03/12/2013) [-]
can't get you a pic of me right now but here's some cake i will try to find my camera(computer doesn't have a camera) and take a pic as proof i'm a girl.
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User avatar #31 to #27 - superassassin (03/11/2013) [-]
What's a grammar mate?
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User avatar #28 to #3 - ztheart (03/11/2013) [-]
did you get your dick stuck in the ceiling?
#40 to #3 - John Cena (03/11/2013) [-]
Pic's or it didn't happen
#55 to #40 - harrypottergirl (03/11/2013) [-]
here he is he was a little shy about his picture being taken
User avatar #4 to #3 - PartyPanda (03/11/2013) [-]
Ask him for advice on the issue.
User avatar #9 to #4 - yunablade (03/11/2013) [-]
Ask him to aim to the tissue.
#7 - gadgetzan ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
Seriously, how 			*******		 hard can it be to spell "masturbate" right? English isn't even my first language and I see this 			****		 all the time and it just ticks me off.
Seriously, how ******* hard can it be to spell "masturbate" right? English isn't even my first language and I see this **** all the time and it just ticks me off.
User avatar #21 to #7 - CobraStrike (03/11/2013) [-]
Don't act like you can't understand how someone who has possibly never seen the word spelled correctly, or been taught it, can think its spelled that way. Hell, its actually more logical, but we all know how logical the English language can be.

FFS, If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? And why the **** would you drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway? Sorry foreigners, good luck.
User avatar #26 to #21 - gadgetzan ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
It is actually a lot more logical that many other languages
User avatar #59 to #26 - foxxywithpaws (03/11/2013) [-]
And a gunshot to the knee-cap is less lethal than to the head, though I agree more with you than with the retard above you.

I just can't comprehend how native English speakers can **** up their own language so badly, while I, with a mediocre Netherlandish highschool education in English and a life-long exposure to it, am capable of near flawless writing.
#51 to #7 - cough (03/11/2013) [-]
"Masturbate"    
   
There, are you happy?
"Masturbate"

There, are you happy?
#53 to #51 - gadgetzan ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
Verily
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#8 - drosenblum (03/11/2013) [-]
Something went wrong. Dick stuck in jet engine. Wat do?
#22 to #8 - John Cena (03/11/2013) [-]
look for newer jokes
User avatar #52 to #8 - trollsidon (03/11/2013) [-]
Have you tried butter?
User avatar #12 to #8 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (03/11/2013) [-]
If you turn on the engine but make it go backwards your dick will get unstuck
User avatar #24 to #8 - runtz (03/11/2013) [-]
Are you using google chrome?
User avatar #41 to #8 - greatcornholio (03/11/2013) [-]
Unplug it and plug it back in
#30 to #8 - samjamfan (03/11/2013) [-]
you.....RELEASE THE KRAKEN
you.....RELEASE THE KRAKEN
User avatar #13 to #8 - hotspace (03/11/2013) [-]
Try turning your dick off and on again
User avatar #10 to #8 - mykoira (03/11/2013) [-]
i'm not professional, but i think you need to turn the engine on
User avatar #1 - ezmack (03/11/2013) [-]
Instruction weren't clear enough.

What do I pull up and down?
User avatar #2 to #1 - idancethefoxtrot (03/11/2013) [-]
Is it possible that your dick is caught in the ceiling fan?
#17 to #2 - skybluetroll ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
You are so original.
User avatar #73 to #17 - idancethefoxtrot (03/12/2013) [-]
I know, sorry :(
User avatar #15 to #2 - ezmack (03/11/2013) [-]
Maybe...........
#23 - dafogman ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
#42 to #32 - Gerex (03/11/2013) [-]
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#43 - DrollHumor (03/11/2013) [-]
That didn't work at all for me.
That didn't work at all for me.
#29 - slaya (03/11/2013) [-]
i have found this in a gas station bathroom.
#50 - grandmabetty ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #16 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
How to successfully masturbate:

Gather several people into a group and form a circle.
While singing the "masturbate" song, follow the directions.
Put your left leg into the circle.
Put your left leg out behind you.
Put your left leg in again and shake it all about.
Put your elbows at your sides with your hands about shoulder height and do the masturbate, turning clockwise in a circle and alternately raising your hands a few inches.
Stop turning and clap your hands while singing, "That's what it's all about."
Repeat the entire dance, but change the body part to your right leg, then left arm, followed by your right arm, head, and finally your backside.
#35 - bigredthunder (03/11/2013) [-]
Thanks for reminding me.
#11 - xmeatshieldx (03/11/2013) [-]
is that how you do it? because I was smacking it and twisting it and pulling but I just couldn't get it to work. perhaps I shouldn't take advice from the Bopit guy.
User avatar #71 - anthonyh (03/12/2013) [-]
Why does everyone always spell it with an E? Who the hell crowned you the Master of Bating?
#67 - secretdestroyers (03/12/2013) [-]
fuuuuuck
#64 - themastertroller (03/12/2013) [-]
the instructions were not clear enough. i got my dick stuck in the toaster
the instructions were not clear enough. i got my dick stuck in the toaster
#60 - droxx (03/12/2013) [-]
I accidentally my dick. Should I go to the hospital?
I accidentally my dick. Should I go to the hospital?
#20 - Spikeydeath (03/11/2013) [-]
was in a store yesterday, guy was taking forever infront of me and he was talking about fishing, he was buying one box of condoms thats it so i look at him and went "You can't catch girls fishing" he went "You can if you use the right bait" everyone cheers at him then i look him dead in the eyes, grabbing my crotch i said "I only use master bait". Everyone shut up quickly, I left laughing my face off...
#37 to #20 - John Cena (03/11/2013) [-]
Sounds like no one found your joke to be funny.
#38 to #37 - Spikeydeath (03/11/2013) [-]
Nope
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