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#6 - Misamisahime (03/11/2013) [-]
o.o
#25 to #6 - envinite (03/11/2013) [-]
I always thought the bodyguard was Vin Diesel all the time

I'm sorry Padre for I have sinned
User avatar #45 - ReaLCooLGuY (03/11/2013) [-]
There is no need to make fun of this kid anymore. He's self imploding...he shall be gone soon enough.
User avatar #80 to #45 - beatmasterz (03/11/2013) [-]
You're actually right. He got too late at a concert for playing video games, cussed off his fans.
And to make it up he pretended to faint.
User avatar #124 to #80 - elcreepo (03/11/2013) [-]
"His bodyguards restrained him, presumably as much for Bieber's protection as the photographer's." Taken from the news story about his outburst towards paparazzi.
#8 - highwayrydr (03/11/2013) [-]
And so it begins.....
#18 to #8 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
I thought of this episode when I saw the news story :L its kinda sad really...
#40 to #8 - kneehumper (03/11/2013) [-]
Can someone explain?
User avatar #51 to #40 - LtMcG ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
It's an episode from South Park where the paparazzi are a tool to kill short famed celebrities for harvest.
In the episode, Britney Spears is used as the sacrifice. The paparazzi drove her insane to the point where she tried to blow off her head but miraculously lived. The paparazzi continue to harass her until she is finally killed in the middle of a plantation field (as seen in picture).
#181 to #8 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
"Sanguis bibimus, corpus edimus, tolle corpus Satani"
#54 - mummyslittlebitch (03/11/2013) [-]
Getting swung at by Justin Bieber must be the most non-terrifying experience ever

pic related?
User avatar #68 to #54 - UberAndrew (03/11/2013) [-]
It's actually very therapeutic.
#1 - ajaxthegreat (03/11/2013) [-]
He was so shocked by the fact that Brits preferred good music to him that someone had to carry him back to the car
You lucky bastards now he's coming back here
#196 to #1 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
Brits preferring good music...?
Teletubbies say "Eh-Oh!"
#102 to #1 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
Muse is missing from the list
#107 to #1 - gmkpmsj (03/11/2013) [-]
Where the **** is Motorhead?
#135 to #1 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
Where's Radiohead on that pic??
#19 to #1 - nonouch (03/11/2013) [-]
right
User avatar #46 to #19 - daimondemon (03/11/2013) [-]
Except in a poll or maybe an actual award ceremony, they were voted the worst boy band by britain. Justin Beiber the worst international pop singer. Adam Lambert got the best international pop singer.

However, it may have been an online poll, which would be hoghly biased and could be incredibly wrong.
User avatar #94 to #46 - jarelk (03/11/2013) [-]
Fairly accurate in my opinion.

Opinion.
#21 to #19 - maddboiy (03/11/2013) [-]
even the PM hate them
#23 to #19 - ajaxthegreat (03/11/2013) [-]
They remind me of the Beatles early career
Short songs about love with little depth, and enough teenybopper fans to populate a small island
Maybe they'll evolve beyond that, like the Beatles did
User avatar #26 to #23 - crawlingdisaster (03/11/2013) [-]
Whenever a boy band tries to evolve nowadays their fans ditch them for someone else. It happened to the Jonas Brothers, it will happen to 1D if they try to as well.
User avatar #50 to #23 - daimondemon (03/11/2013) [-]
Hmm, I agree, though I feel that the Beatles original songs weren't basically saying "We have accents and we sing songs about how pretty you are, LOVE US!" Most of the beatles original songs were covers of other popular songs.
User avatar #28 to #23 - gwlk (03/11/2013) [-]
The Beatles weren't manufactured for one purpose.
User avatar #111 to #19 - disturbeddemon (03/11/2013) [-]
i would challenge you to find anyone who isn't a 14 year old girl who likes these in britain. They suck so bad, but will always get to number 1 as teenage girls will always get their parents to buy the music
#2 to #1 - yentabear (03/11/2013) [-]
Didn't even know about him coming here and getting kicked out, but it's made my day.
#5 to #1 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
i don't see duran duran on that list

i disapprove.
#120 to #1 - ending (03/11/2013) [-]
Britian didn't like him.
1. He slept in on his concert day
2. He decided to play video games for 2 hours, instead of you know, doing his ******* concert
3. Refused to do anything to people that bought backstage passes.
4. Someone called him out, and he tried to fight him, only because he had two big bouncers with him
#3 to #1 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA (03/11/2013) [-]
I only found out that Freddie Mercury was from a tiny island called Zanzibar, just east of Africa, when I read his biography. He was one of the very few followers of the Zoroastrian religion on the planet, a religion almost unique to that island. It must have been strange for all these huge names to attend his funeral, and have old Zanzibarian priests chanting in a language they don't understand, doing a ritual they've never seen.

He even wore the Kusti, a series of cords around the waist that signify his faith. It's just something interesting that I never knew about the man.
#76 to #3 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
Zoroastrianism is not "almost exclusive to zanzibar" it was the main religion of the entire frakking persian empire.
#114 to #76 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA (03/11/2013) [-]
I mean currently. It's practiced elsewhere, but not very widely.
#167 - tostito (03/11/2013) [-]
I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
User avatar #14 to #7 - chulaksaviour (03/11/2013) [-]
Brilliant XD
User avatar #81 to #7 - smokekusheveryday (03/11/2013) [-]
ur my hero
#235 to #197 - smokekusheveryday (03/12/2013) [-]
which would be ....zero
#77 to #7 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
Someone has to post this on facebook and watch the beiberfans rage.
#22 to #7 - mezzjuc (03/11/2013) [-]
Oh wow!
10/10
#86 to #7 - acunit (03/11/2013) [-]
you're my new best friend
you're my new best friend
#24 to #7 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (03/11/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#48 to #7 - tocoolforyouinajar (03/11/2013) [-]
Yes, yes I like this
Yes, yes I like this
#57 to #7 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
******* lost it.
User avatar #156 to #7 - tarantallegra (03/11/2013) [-]
My sides have left the building.
#75 to #7 - applejackhf (03/11/2013) [-]
I nearly choked on my food when I saw this. +1 for you.
I nearly choked on my food when I saw this. +1 for you.
User avatar #246 to #7 - aconfuseddonut (03/12/2013) [-]
I don't get it... Can someone please explain?
#259 to #246 - anon (03/12/2013) [-]
Is that baby clothing and accessories I see on Justin Bieber?!
That can't be right... he's a grown ma-
WAIT AHAH
#245 to #7 - dukebeast (03/12/2013) [-]
Would someone please explain this....I wanna laugh too...
#251 to #245 - fuckyouto (03/12/2013) [-]
Bitch you dont get to
#247 to #7 - anon (03/12/2013) [-]
So you posted a front page content as a comment and got *********** of thumbs, eh? Cool.
#249 to #247 - fuckyouto (03/12/2013) [-]
I am sure he is uploading the template... but if ANY of the 550+ people who voted this up wanted to check the front ******* page its there...
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4474773/Original+image+without+editing/
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User avatar #199 to #7 - iheartfapping (03/11/2013) [-]
Photoshop level: Over 9000 asians
#242 to #199 - mrcrowleysr (03/12/2013) [-]
newfag level: hurr durr le over 9000 trololols
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#262 to #260 - anon (03/12/2013) [-]
>Implying white names can't be older than blue names.

I've been on the internet since I was 8, but I got on Funnyjunk a year ago....
#267 to #260 - mrcrowleysr (03/12/2013) [-]
>thinks funnyjunk is the only website on the internet
>never his account got banned
>gives 2 ***** about his username color

leave.
User avatar #202 to #199 - traelos (03/11/2013) [-]
That's not even ******* shopped idiot.

Look at it.
User avatar #226 to #202 - DCat (03/11/2013) [-]
I don't think people got the joke...
#250 to #202 - fuckyouto (03/12/2013) [-]
Wow -28 thumbs... Im sorry man. If you show any sort of retaliation on FJ you get **** on. I get the joke +1 for you!
#218 to #202 - tocoolforyouinajar (03/11/2013) [-]
By that logic every movie with good special effects really happened
By that logic every movie with good special effects really happened
User avatar #222 to #218 - traelos (03/11/2013) [-]
What? That's like saying books aren't real just because the pages blurred.
#232 to #222 - tocoolforyouinajar (03/12/2013) [-]
No.. not really
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User avatar #207 to #205 - traelos (03/11/2013) [-]
You got your lefts and rights wrong faggot. Just because you took one into paint and resized it to blurr it doesn't mean its not the real ******* thing.

Look at the one on the left, it's clearly fake. You can see the massive hole missing out of the chick on the right's stomach, the lighting is ******* horrible and several of the pixels are clearly out of place.
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User avatar #213 to #209 - traelos (03/11/2013) [-]
Yes. The girl is the baby. The one holding the other one who is holding that one.
User avatar #217 to #213 - iheartfapping (03/11/2013) [-]
Okay, this argument is going nowhere. Abandoning thread.
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#27 to #7 - theholymoleymuffin (03/11/2013) [-]
Neato!
Neato!
#13 to #7 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
#58 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
Vin Diesel is...THE BABYSITTER.
#29 - odonnell (03/11/2013) [-]
To all those English people think they've succeeded in keeping Bieber out, you have failed.

You should copy the rest of the UK, we haven't done anything and we've kept him away. The UK tour consisted of Every country in the UK excluding Scotland, N. Ireland and Wales.

#34 to #29 - scarsofinfinity (03/11/2013) [-]
Only wanted out of england anyone can have him.
#47 to #29 - tocoolforyouinajar (03/11/2013) [-]
Grateful for all of u   
all of u   
u   
...Made me cringe
Grateful for all of u
all of u
u
...Made me cringe
#125 - tylersaurusrex (03/11/2013) [-]
The little ******* has stated he'll never return to the UK.
User avatar #44 - azroth (03/11/2013) [-]
It's weird that he gets called a Faggot, Girl, Lesbian, Douche, *********** , Cunt, Useless Twat-stick, androgynous and Talentless *******

..But when he gets called a moron he flips his ****
#188 to #44 - onenightstand (03/11/2013) [-]
Cause he knows he's a Faggot, Girl, Lesbian, Douche, 			***********		, Cunt, Useless Twat-stick, androgynous and Talentless 			*******		....   
But he's no moron.
Cause he knows he's a Faggot, Girl, Lesbian, Douche, *********** , Cunt, Useless Twat-stick, androgynous and Talentless ******* ....
But he's no moron.
#100 - swiftcashew (03/11/2013) [-]
So if he doesn't go to places where they criticize him, he must not go on the internet very much. Like ever.
User avatar #113 to #100 - fedegon (03/11/2013) [-]
Isn't that that anti-pot mom?
User avatar #146 to #113 - bitchplzzz (03/11/2013) [-]
What a bitch, what did porcelline ever do to her?
#43 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
So Canada when are you going to apologize for this?
#173 - imsohigh (03/11/2013) [-]
**imsohigh rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at heaven **
User avatar #117 - andalitemadness (03/11/2013) [-]
People on Funnyjunk are more obsessed with Justin Bieber than most of his fans.
User avatar #118 to #117 - Keoul (03/11/2013) [-]
True.
Except they hate him with a burning passion while the fans love him with a burning passion.

Also why aren't you on 4chan saying "People on 4chan are more obsessed with ******* than the KKK" if you feel the need to say this?
User avatar #119 to #118 - andalitemadness (03/11/2013) [-]
Because I was browsing Funnyjunk when I came across this post. I didn't have the urge to say "People on ___ are more obsessed with ___ than ___" and then look on FJ for an opportunity to use it. I just came across this post and said it because I don't see the point in all this attention focused on him. As far as I can tell, there is no reason to post so much about him. I know this has been said a lot but still; if you don't like his music, just don't listen to it, don't become all obsessed with hatred of him.
User avatar #126 to #119 - Keoul (03/11/2013) [-]
People hate him, this is true.
The reason they post stuff like this is because he has put himself in embarrassing situations, add 2 and 2 together and you get a "funny" image of someone they hate.

Besides there aren't that many, this is the first Bieber post I've seen in weeks or maybe even months, so unless they're swarming new content I have no idea what you're referring to when you say "There is no reason to post to much about him".
User avatar #144 to #126 - andalitemadness (03/11/2013) [-]
It's true it is less than it has been, but I have seen two other posts about him on this website yesterday night, and it seems like every time there is some news story about him there are a bunch of posts about it.
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User avatar #129 to #117 - lefunnylejunk (03/11/2013) [-]
Well not really, its just watching Justin Bieber get lifted into a car like he was a baby is ******* hilarious.
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User avatar #220 to #206 - jordoguy (03/11/2013) [-]
He says it like it's a bad thing
#239 to #206 - spedlock (03/12/2013) [-]
hey guise i got some e21 wanna trysom?
hey guise i got some e21 wanna trysom?
#72 - shazmothree (03/11/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo
#105 to #72 - infurnus (03/11/2013) [-]
Do you have any Melons?
Do you have any Melons?
User avatar #98 to #72 - badgerbaiting (03/11/2013) [-]
What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you goddamn fool. I shall **** fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.
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#116 - ShockedNazi (03/11/2013) [-]
Beibur is stoopid
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User avatar #166 - slowbroking (03/11/2013) [-]
Why does it matter if the paparazzi insulted him? I mean that **** happens all the time to celebrities. I'm sure its not the first time hes been insulted by them and it won't be the last. The problem here is that this little dicknugget had "worst birthday ever" somehow and he flipped out like the spoiled child that he is. Oh, and he cancelled another concert apparently.
User avatar #171 to #166 - ilovehitler (03/11/2013) [-]
Might have just been for publicity.
#127 - iktpq (03/11/2013) [-]
that ******* said he'll beat the **** out of that paparazzi guy (or something similar)
I couldn't help but laugh at that thinking, he probably only said that cause he knew the bodyguard wouldn't let him even try
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