murkica?. we are not all "honey boo boo". Know the Difference United States of America Murica Please don' t judge us by our least common denominator.. We laugh at French and their taste of wine and surrender We laugh at Germans because well, Nazis. We laugh at Canadians because they're too nice We laugh at Jap
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#140 - beerholder (03/11/2013) [-]
We laugh at French and their taste of wine and surrender
We laugh at Germans because well, Nazis.
We laugh at Canadians because they're too ******* nice
We laugh at Japanese because they're weird
We laugh at Russians because in Soviet Russians laugh at us

It's nothing personal, America, it's the Internet. you fat *****
User avatar #184 to #140 - pooplol (03/11/2013) [-]
the school i go to has mostly skinny people. only about 10% of 3000 kids is overweight to obese
User avatar #704 to #184 - klaes (03/12/2013) [-]
See, this is exactly the issue. The Scots and English are making fun of themselves, but its your first reflex to lurch forth and defend yourself. Lighten up, buddy. It's a joke.
User avatar #428 to #184 - basicargentinian (03/11/2013) [-]
a) only 10%? that's a lot of fat people
b) in average 62% of americans are overweight and 20% obese.
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User avatar #735 to #730 - basicargentinian (03/12/2013) [-]
of the population
#674 to #140 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
ok but at least I know that the majority of america is a fat ****
I on the other hand am not, as long as I know that everything's great
User avatar #333 to #140 - georgeharison (03/11/2013) [-]
its never about the netherlands
User avatar #463 to #140 - ohgodwaitimatheist (03/11/2013) [-]
And we laugh on Brazilians because HUEHUEUHEHUEHUEHUUHEHUEHUE
#687 to #140 - jamath (03/11/2013) [-]
as a canadian, i would like to say sorry on behalf of all of us, for being too nice
User avatar #745 to #687 - megustaculo (03/12/2013) [-]
As a Canadian I'd like to apologize for my friend here being so honest....Sorry.
User avatar #263 to #140 - exele (03/11/2013) [-]
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia laugh at you.
User avatar #303 to #140 - derkarus (03/11/2013) [-]
Oh don't worry about making fun of us, it's okay.
#439 to #140 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
i'm german and i like the fact that this has 88 thumbs
User avatar #731 to #140 - lozac (03/12/2013) [-]
And what about Sweden?
#733 to #731 - KungFuZerO (03/12/2013) [-]
Sweden is the greatest goddamn country on earth
Amazing school systems
A vast majority of atheists/non-religious
oh ya, and this
User avatar #739 to #733 - lozac (03/12/2013) [-]
Dam right we are!


Yeah our schools are great,

We have tons of atheists and non-religious people. We have far too many muslims thou







don't let the internet fool you thou.

Those girls are rare....
User avatar #741 to #733 - megustaculo (03/12/2013) [-]
school - meh.
wtf does religion have to do with being the greatest country?
and just because you can find one good looking swedish girl doesnt mean they all look like that.
1/10 would not visit
#743 to #741 - KungFuZerO (03/12/2013) [-]
So you're uneducated about their school system? check.
Religion does more harm than good, pic related
And the last part was a joke, you ******* twat
User avatar #742 to #741 - lozac (03/12/2013) [-]
School is great,

It doesn't have much to do with anything but it sure helps not having all christians weirdos like 'MURICA

And 9/10 would visit

except for you.



Then tell me what makes your country so great?

Why should Anybody visit your country?
User avatar #744 to #742 - megustaculo (03/12/2013) [-]
Yeah sure whatever you say buddy.
And every religion has those that are fanatical and those that are chill as **** .
Sounds like you're a little constipated and agitated from all that cock you take up your ass. I'm not going to waste my time any further by arguing with a bunch of keyboard warriors. P.S I'm not from the States so don't try me.
#734 to #733 - KungFuZerO (03/12/2013) [-]
As an american, i am deeply jealous
#222 to #140 - doddythechef (03/11/2013) [-]
and us british for liking tea sir
#266 to #253 - exele (03/11/2013) [-]
Indeed
User avatar #283 to #253 - doddythechef (03/11/2013) [-]
my teeth aren't that
ohhh
#633 to #222 - lepokerface (03/11/2013) [-]
and us scotts because we shag sheep
User avatar #729 to #633 - doddythechef (03/12/2013) [-]
i thought that was the welsh
you do that too oh god
User avatar #251 to #222 - MrMouz (03/11/2013) [-]
and your teeth
#436 to #222 - Jameshaich (03/11/2013) [-]
What I don't get about the "British" Sterotype. Is that it's the English.
mfw us haggis eating, skirt wearing gingers are claimed for liking tea and crumpets by 'murikans.
User avatar #445 to #436 - doddythechef (03/11/2013) [-]
you lost that when we conquered you :D
#455 to #445 - Jameshaich (03/11/2013) [-]
It seems like you guys will be conquered soon.   
I went to london and seen more muslims/polish than English.   
England is a pretty swell place though
It seems like you guys will be conquered soon.
I went to london and seen more muslims/polish than English.
England is a pretty swell place though
User avatar #488 to #455 - doddythechef (03/11/2013) [-]
yep its true
that why im escaping to the colonies haha
User avatar #505 to #455 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (03/11/2013) [-]
Don't say it man... we're scared enough as it is.
#732 to #436 - forbesydemon (03/12/2013) [-]
Mutha, ******* , Still Game cunt. One of my favourite scottish shows ever. Shame they aren't making more. And one of my best mates is from Fort William (I live in New Zealand now) and he gets really aggressive if you call him British. The little ranga **** .
User avatar #719 to #436 - koobzacc (03/12/2013) [-]
British means England to most americans :P
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#59 - awesomechardey (03/11/2013) [-]
everyone judges everyone by their most stupid people. thats just the way things roll.
#100 to #59 - goobyman (03/11/2013) [-]
Everytime as a german.
no one thinks different.
#61 to #59 - rockyshand (03/11/2013) [-]
Story of my life. It's good that no one knows I'm black on the internet.

.....oh shi-
#495 - eccleston (03/11/2013) [-]
Every country has got something that their sane inhabitants are ashamed of. In Spain, for example, we've got THIS
#564 to #495 - defender (03/11/2013) [-]
what is it
#503 to #495 - pootington (03/11/2013) [-]
What the **** is that thing?
User avatar #510 to #503 - eccleston (03/11/2013) [-]
I don't think you want to know it...
Carmen de Mairena.
#518 to #510 - pootington (03/11/2013) [-]
I looked it up in Google images. I think I'm going to have to boil my eyes now.
#523 to #518 - eccleston (03/11/2013) [-]
Don't tell me you had "safe search on".
PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAD IT ON!
User avatar #528 to #523 - bitchplzzz (03/11/2013) [-]
Pussies, I fap to this during work
#534 to #528 - eccleston (03/11/2013) [-]
I find it difficult to fap to this knowing that it was born with a dick.
I find it difficult to fap to this knowing that it was born with a dick.
#171 - trollkidsenior (03/11/2013) [-]
The statue of Liberty was made by the French, though
The statue of Liberty was made by the French, though
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User avatar #370 to #171 - donnykeesh (03/11/2013) [-]
and it was intended to be given to Spain, but they didn't want to assemble it. so it gets shipped over to the U.S. and they constructed a massive foundation to support it. Immigrants coming into ellis island, NY, saw it, not as a big green lady, but as a symbol that they were "entering the land of opportunity".

tl;dr: immigrants left their country and came to the U.S. because it was the best country in the world.
#440 to #171 - spacelubber (03/11/2013) [-]
The French may have manufactured it, but they gave it to us. It's an adopted American monument. Just because the French built it doesn't mean we can't claim it as a symbol of our freedom.
User avatar #524 to #440 - DivderOfZero (03/11/2013) [-]
It symbolizes a bond between the U.S. and France not freedom.
#713 to #171 - ClicheUsername (03/12/2013) [-]
They gave it to us because it scared them.
#235 to #171 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
French parents dont make the children french too if they were born in America.


Jussayin.
User avatar #264 to #235 - killerliquid ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
They'd still speak French at home though.
User avatar #634 to #276 - brettyoke (03/11/2013) [-]
America is made from other countries and foreigners in general. If you want to talk about todays American culture, don't use historical reference.

Texas was not founded by Mexicans, by the way. It was occupied by Mexicans who just considered it part of Mexico, not Texas.
#573 - supermegasherman (03/11/2013) [-]
but that food tank is pretty cool
#579 to #573 - quesocnkane (03/11/2013) [-]
That sir, is a beer tank.
That sir, is a beer tank.
User avatar #583 to #579 - supermegasherman (03/11/2013) [-]
beer is food
User avatar #586 to #583 - quesocnkane (03/11/2013) [-]
Beer is life.
User avatar #595 to #586 - supermegasherman (03/11/2013) [-]
beer is love
User avatar #629 to #579 - joaomartins (03/11/2013) [-]
Even better !
#78 - stewartt (03/11/2013) [-]
The thing I've noticed after reading all of these comments: Most of the people from other countries that have commented on here have attempted to bash America . Along with that, they try and say in general how we are "assholes"-Yet, you are the ones coming on here and looking for a fight. If you would like to bash our country-by all means do it, youre entitled to your opinion. However, back it up with some data or research. Along with that, PLEASE, BY ALL MEANS, tell us where you are from and why your country is just oh so great and wonderful.
User avatar #290 to #78 - thelegitmetalhead (03/11/2013) [-]
YOU NEED MORE THUMBS.
#470 to #78 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
Your president won't let go of the ability to be able to use drones on the country's own citizens, even though he says he probably won't ever do it anyways. That seems like a valid point.
#490 to #78 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
Australia. Because we have gun laws. what.
User avatar #504 to #490 - stewartt (03/11/2013) [-]
That's fun. I'm glad your country is amazing because it has gun laws. Sounds like a bit less freedom-but hey, to each his own.
User avatar #522 to #78 - ipostcheesepizza (03/11/2013) [-]
I don't think that you guys are a bunch of 'assholes', but I do think that the general consensus of America is that you are unable to laugh at yourselves. Sure, it's fine to laugh at a guy in Russia driving to drive a boat on a motorway, but as soon as the people start laughing at America, it's all hands to battle stations. I think there's a fair amount of proof in your comment and in the amount of thumbs you received. Not saying you should be patriotic, but it wouldn't hurt you to laugh at a fat, American guy driving a mobility scooter down a motorway.

inb4 "My country tis of thee".
User avatar #525 to #522 - stewartt (03/11/2013) [-]
By all means I'm ready to laugh at myself. Yes, U.S. is number 1 in obesity. Doesn't effect me because Im not. But when someone from England makes fun of the U.S. for being a fat country (England is #3 for obesity) It's hypocritical. I just have the problem with the people that bash on a country, and their only defense is not saying where they are from or even being an Anon in most cases.
User avatar #575 to #525 - ipostcheesepizza (03/11/2013) [-]
By the way, now that I'm able to speak to a level-headed person, I had a question to ask. Most Americans (or, at least the ones I've seen) believe that America is great because it has freedom. I can't tell if it's sarcastic/ironic, but I'm pretty sure most other countries have the same freedom that Americans do. I'm from the UK, if you haven't guessed already, and the only big difference I can see is differences in gun usage. Don't want to get into that heavy issue, but I just don't see how America is more free than others. It's not like we have a dictatorship over here... I don't know if it's just a joke I'm not getting, or it's for realsies.
#600 to #575 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
I think that the America is great belief goes half idiots half sarcastic people. The idiots claim its great because they don't realize that the U.S. is a lot less free than they thought. The sarcastic people realize this and use it to fuel their 'jokes'. That's how I view it as an American from the South. Others may have their own opinions on it from different regions.
User avatar #598 to #575 - stewartt (03/11/2013) [-]
Since we are born till we die, we emphasize freedom. It's kind of our motto and when all you hear about is freedom with your won country-its just natural for us all to believe that we are the most free. Along with that, most people probably aren't exposed enough to other countries and their policies/etc.
User avatar #621 to #598 - ipostcheesepizza (03/11/2013) [-]
Dude... that sounds like some form of indoctrination. I've never been directly told that my country is great, or that we have the best freedom in our lives. You said that all you hear is the freedom won by your country, which just sounds like a form of propaganda. It's funny how similar our countries seem, what, with us having common ancestors and speaking the same language, but different in the way that the people actually feel about themselves.
#658 to #78 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
die faggot
User avatar #662 to #658 - stewartt (03/11/2013) [-]
I will someday. But not any day soon. However, I hope Anon keeps his mouth shut in public, otherwise you will be dead or in a hospital.
User avatar #693 to #78 - klaes (03/11/2013) [-]
Oh please, lighten up. Granted, there are dickbags on either side who call each other eurofags and americunts, but that's just the way the internet is. Every country has their ********* and assholes, and every country has people looking for fights, the U.S included. Also, in a slight reference to the content itself, I've been all over the states and found that many of the so called "'Muricans" are actually some of the friendliest people I've ever met. It's all a matter of understanding another person's backround. If you're blatantly homosexual or anti-religion in front of them they may flip **** , but that's much in the same way people in New York or parts of Europe would flip **** if you said something politically incorrect or "racially insensitive". People vary all across the world, and every country has a few things to be ashamed of. They aren't "attempting" to bash the U.S, they are calling it out on a few of its flaws and blowing them way out of proportion. The same could be done for any other country, though.

If you ever feel offended or hurt, know that the Europeans have plenty of fun and vulgar internal arguments about just how **** the other countries in the union are. Greeks full of lazy ******* , England is the land of hooligans, and(in the words of a American) the French are a bunch of cheese-eating surrender-monkeys. We live in a world where everyone makes fun of each-other, and I think that's a great thing. It reminds everyone in the world that we're not perfect, and it gives us a chance to laugh about it too.

Oh, and I'm British but live in a tiny latino country with vast economic resources. This place has its major flaws, a far share of poverty, but the taxes are so low they are practically non-existent and the crime rate is relatively low.

tl;dr: Don't be hurt or offended. It's not personal, and every country has its fair share of cuntmonkeys. Enjoy the flaws of your nation as much as its strong points, because without them it isn't the same.
#695 to #78 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
im almost proud of the butthurt. but not quite.

MURRICA
User avatar #697 to #78 - klaes (03/11/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4473828/murkica/693#693
Now that my somewhat-disclaimer is posted...


The issue with gun-crime rates;
www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2010/crime-in-the-u.s.-2010/tables/10shrtbl08.xls

Now, these are pretty damn high. Granted, not as bad as many parts of Africa/Southern America, but for a first world country they just look plain nasty. Now, I know you think I'm about to go into a "why guns should be banned lulz!" rant, but I'm not. I think guns=more freedom, and that's a good thing. My issue with the crime rate in the U.S is that they don't teach people how to use guns properly. It's far too easy to buy and own a gun, and I think you should have to go through some form of psychological check-up before you waltz into wall mart for a pistol.


You need to login to view this link

Granted, this is a 2011 article;however, the situation has not changed much. You elect idiots to congress/presidential power when you know they are idiots. The only debate I saw in the comments during the elections was of "which one is the lesser evil". Why not vote third party or push for better politicans? There WAS a decent third party member, but of course the "third party never wins" mentally caused him to not get a sizeable amount of votes. I'm not saying politicians are squeaky clean in Europe, but I live in a "third-world" country and the president here is giving up some of his personal funds(from a company he owned prior to presidency) to improve roads, social services, and fund one of the largest construction projects in the past 20 years.

Once again, not bashing all Americans or the U.S in general, just saying you guys do have a few flaws that we can make fun of, and I haven't even mentioned obesity. If you wish to argue back, please support your own argument with facts instead of raging.
#110 to #78 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
yeah maericas never goen around looking for a fight...
User avatar #113 to #110 - stewartt (03/11/2013) [-]
*Wondering where you're from because you spell as well as a 1st grade "special" student.*
#114 to #113 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
Only trying to compensate for your country's unequivocally apparent lack of anything even remotely resembling a brain cell.

****** muricans tryna tell me bout my language. MY COUNTRY INVENTED THIS **** YANO

damn murrica
User avatar #128 to #114 - stewartt (03/11/2013) [-]
Not sure if you're trying to say you're from China or what..
#131 to #128 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes I am CLEARLY trying to claim that the Chinese invented the English language, which I also referred to as my language. I am definitely inferring I am Asian. The image was just to inform you that even the communist dictatorship of china somehow has a more equal and balanced government than you.   
   
			*******		 murrica
Yes. Yes I am CLEARLY trying to claim that the Chinese invented the English language, which I also referred to as my language. I am definitely inferring I am Asian. The image was just to inform you that even the communist dictatorship of china somehow has a more equal and balanced government than you.

******* murrica
User avatar #132 to #131 - stewartt (03/11/2013) [-]
The fact is that you have yet to claim where you are from, making the image you provided irrelevant. As of now, you are no better than an Anon. (hiding)
#133 to #132 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
Oh dear god. Oh my dear lord. Have you honestly not picked up on the fact that my country invented the ENGLISH language yet. The country from which i originate is the country which invented the english language, which is also the coutnry i live in and was born in and am a citizen of. Coincidentally it invented the english language...

if you dont get it after that then ill be bowled over, i knew american schools were low quality but holy sheet man did you just not learn geography?
User avatar #136 to #133 - stewartt (03/11/2013) [-]
Oh know, I understand what you think. But I just have to assume you are as dumb as the rest of the anti-american club members and as you think you're the smartest person in the world and can make it random claims about yourself/country that are not true. Example, one fellow said that America has the worst economy and living conditions. Like seriously?
#138 to #136 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
I never claimed that you were the worst, but out of the majority of the MEDCs we have in the world today, yours is in the lower half of the cultural table.

MURRICA!!! YEAH!!! WE'RE NUMBUH 1! ...oh wait
User avatar #141 to #138 - stewartt (03/11/2013) [-]
Where is your country at?
#142 to #141 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
Not any of these places thats for sure xD
User avatar #144 to #142 - stewartt (03/11/2013) [-]
your information is irrelevant and not credible. The website that you received these images from isn't even up anymore. Should I start pulling images out of my ass that people can easily make up?
#148 to #144 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
...you do realise the USA is legitimately the #1 country in the world for those things, i could link you to a more official website if you want im just not sure your tiny american cranium can manage to read thorugh all the words, thought nice pictures might be more easy for you. Plus they are completely relevant when debating the credibility of america as a culture when debating whether americans should be treated as human. (See thats when people are going over the top, not when they prsent you with facts you cant argue with).
User avatar #152 to #148 - stewartt (03/11/2013) [-]
The fact that I'm waiting for your credible sources kind of proves my "American Crainum" can handle it.
#154 to #152 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
*cranium   
   
and not really, considering i was question your american craniums ability to handle the credible sources upon receipt of them, not your american craniums ability to tell me how you're waiting and that this somehow dispels any aspersions cast upon your tiny 'american crainum'
*cranium

and not really, considering i was question your american craniums ability to handle the credible sources upon receipt of them, not your american craniums ability to tell me how you're waiting and that this somehow dispels any aspersions cast upon your tiny 'american crainum'
#158 to #154 - stewartt (03/11/2013) [-]
questioning* You can beat around the bush all you want. But you still have yet to supply me with credible sources.
#160 to #158 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
also nice work on insulting me with imagery there, did you use 98 or 99% of your american craniums brainpower coming up with that massive outburst of creative pain?
User avatar #162 to #160 - stewartt (03/11/2013) [-]
Ill be waiting. But no, Google is much easier.
#194 to #162 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
yeah, stereotypes are generally ignored until they can be backed up over here
#185 to #162 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
'real football is american'

obvious troll is obvious
User avatar #189 to #185 - stewartt (03/11/2013) [-]
I said I found it funny. I didn't say I agreed with it. But the football thing is the only "wrong" you can pull out of it?
#167 to #162 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
somehow i had a hunch, please tell me you tried at least a bit harder than googling something along the lines of 'britain is gay'
User avatar #180 to #167 - stewartt (03/11/2013) [-]
No, but you are correct-they are. :) But I did also find this-is not exactly a credible source, but I find it humorous. http://www.morrissey-solo.com/archive/index.php/t-8358.html
#178 to #158 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
*amerifat*
User avatar #187 to #178 - stewartt (03/11/2013) [-]
I would like to agree there are an abundance of fat people in the U.S. However, I'm not quite sure how they get this number and what they consider "fat" or "obese". You will find quite often, especially in the men, that there will be a bigger, taller guy, but is also extremely muscular. Although he has all of this muscle, the scale still says he is overweight.
User avatar #223 to #187 - thephantur (03/11/2013) [-]
Just to back this up... my old highschool bio teacher was the coach of wrestling and cross country, was ripped as **** , and participated in marathons regularly. The BMI labeled him as obese because of his muscle mass and shorter height.
#193 to #187 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
obesity is based upon weight against body mass, which accounts for the difference in weight between muscle and fat
#165 to #158 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
www.nationmaster.com/compare/United-Kingdom/United-States/Health there we go :) i find it amazing that we haev more smokers and somehow fewer deaths from cancer than you. nice going murrica, cant wait for the reply
www.nationmaster.com/compare/United-Kingdom/United-States/Health there we go :) i find it amazing that we haev more smokers and somehow fewer deaths from cancer than you. nice going murrica, cant wait for the reply
User avatar #191 to #165 - stewartt (03/11/2013) [-]
LMAO did you look at the other facts??? You're 3rd for obesity-So please get your head out of your ass. Also, look at all of the other stuff. Please don't tell me you ignored all of the facts of how the U.S. is also better?
#217 to #191 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
yeah but 1st is still fatter than 3rd xD

you cant just do the usual murricathing of ignoring the main issue and trying to use semirelated facts to distract from the fact youre obese
User avatar #224 to #217 - stewartt (03/11/2013) [-]
The fact is that youre obese also. Seems hypocritical to call someone else fat when you're quite on the large side yourself.
User avatar #542 to #217 - sasorikingofrocks (03/11/2013) [-]
Weight weight weight, did you just call us fat? Is that really the issue now? Is that we're fatter than everyone else? XD You're just jealous because your food tastes like **** , and you can't eat anything because your teeth are ****** up, and if you try to, your nose will swallow it whole. Please choke on a dick, and die in a raging car fire, but please come up with a better statistic than fatness. Also, think relatively to the amount of people that are in a country, if there's more people, there's a higher chance of something like murder or rape happening in that country. Suck my dick, I'm a shark.
#195 to #191 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
lying by ommission my friend, and we may be 3rd for obesity but you guys are 1st...
User avatar #198 to #195 - stewartt (03/11/2013) [-]
If you place top 3 in a race, or post top 3 content, youre going to be pretty happy. 3rd place is pretty damn close to 1st place. So for you to sit here and comment how much of fatasses we are, take a look at yourself and remember how you're pretty ****** close to being number 1.
User avatar #561 to #195 - sasorikingofrocks (03/11/2013) [-]
http://www.infoplease.com/world/statistics/obesity.html posted this a moment ago, wrong link though, so I repeat, suck my dick i'm a shark.
#537 to #195 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
We aren't first. Check again you asshole. The amount of obese people we have isn't first. The current book i read today in class stated how the percentage of obese people to population is actually this country in Central America. Don't worry, the book is called "People of The World" if you wish to look it up. The title is in big white letters and has a blue background with smaller pictures of the Earth, and a couple of people. Now, go on Ebay, find the book, buy the book, and prove yourself wrong you ignorant egotisticite.
User avatar #607 to #195 - applelemon (03/11/2013) [-]
I still don't see statistics for the other "facts". **** off.
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#159 to #158 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
2 comments is not beating around the bush, however as soon as i remember which website it is that houses these manner of statistics ill get back to you
#530 to #148 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
First off, your country isn't even near any of the top spots in any of those columns, WHICH WOULD BE VERY GOOD RIGHT? So you seem to be happy by saying nowhere near "Murrrrica". Yeah, it sure as hell isn't near us, but with the recent riots and ********** , your country is a ******** and you know it. You probably dropped below America on all those charts. OH I ALMOST FORGOT! I have a special deal for you. I can show you credible websites if you just look up my ass because not one website will have the same statistics as another. Hell, Wikipedia is the most reliable source right now, but before you give him a link to America's bad ratings on Wikipedia, I'm going to go and make them worse.
You get where I'm coming from? Now shut the **** up.
User avatar #218 to #133 - stallwallwriter (03/11/2013) [-]
I'm not getting into whatever argument you guys have going, but I just wanted to say that I love your picture.
#752 to #218 - craigdavid (07/08/2013) [-]
merci <3
#626 to #133 - vgcollosus ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
Oh my, you are from several countries AT THE SAME TIME by your logic. Considering the history of your &quot;native&quot; tongue for stealing other words from other languages, making a large portion of your language French, a bit of German, and a rather large amount of Latin. Consult your nearest Webster's Dictionary for source.
Oh my, you are from several countries AT THE SAME TIME by your logic. Considering the history of your "native" tongue for stealing other words from other languages, making a large portion of your language French, a bit of German, and a rather large amount of Latin. Consult your nearest Webster's Dictionary for source.
#751 to #626 - craigdavid (07/08/2013) [-]
so french is the english language, as is german and latin?

no the english language is a certain collection of soudns, words, etc that when put together form a coherent, understandable language named after WHICH country...?

you DIDNT GUESS it, ENGLAND!

******* moron the stolen words when put together CONSTITUTE the english language, and its not always directly stealing either, we sometimes borrow them then make a copy and change it but dont give the original back anyway
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#335 to #114 - hachigomo (03/11/2013) [-]
HOLD THE PHONE! Are you trying to tell me that a Chief Justice was a lawyer before? Who wudda thunk it? Not possible.
#412 to #335 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
well done murrica
#468 to #78 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
I live in Norway.

Your move.
User avatar #472 to #468 - stewartt (03/11/2013) [-]
Waiting for your insult and explanation of why your country is so great.
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User avatar #516 to #509 - stewartt (03/11/2013) [-]
Ohio is a state-Not a country.
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#129 to #78 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
You may live in the bigger country but I have the higher IQ. I think having a high IQ beats being a dumb American.
User avatar #130 to #129 - stewartt (03/11/2013) [-]
Soooooooooo.....What is your IQ, how can you prove so, and where are you from that makes you so amazing, Anon?
#150 to #130 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
Asking for personal information on the internet, you really are american arent you...
User avatar #168 to #150 - pooplol (03/11/2013) [-]
its not really important/life-threatening information if its just his iq and his country he lives in
#175 to #168 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
im well aware of this, i was more referring to the futility of him attempting to acquire said knowledge
User avatar #186 to #175 - pooplol (03/11/2013) [-]
but anon over there is stating he has a better IQ yet he doesnt supply what his IQ actually is
#192 to #186 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
>anon over there<
>anon<
>he didnt supply<
>anon didnt supply<

stopthe presses we have a new headline
#234 to #231 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
there's no such thing as a time to stop posting
#267 to #234 - pooplol (03/11/2013) [-]
its newfags like you that make this site look bad
#295 to #267 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
>newfag<

the phrase reserved purely for what is generally veiwed as a newfag
User avatar #306 to #295 - pooplol (03/11/2013) [-]
newfag- people who are new to a site and act like faggots
#309 to #306 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
im not exactly new to this site though, might be relative to you but that doesnt mean i am. typical murrican thinking he knows best
#326 to #309 - pooplol (03/11/2013) [-]
you are new to the site
#750 to #326 - craigdavid (07/08/2013) [-]
oh praise tha lawd you informed me of that, i never would have realised on my lonesome, but hows pops gonna react to this? he still thinks ive been here as long as i say and think i have :/
#753 to #750 - pooplol (07/08/2013) [-]
what the **** . took you like 5ever to respond
#754 to #753 - craigdavid (07/08/2013) [-]
i was thinking of a reply
i was thinking of a reply
User avatar #400 to #295 - ImAWizard (03/11/2013) [-]
>why do you type like this?<
P.S.
>You're a faggot<
#413 to #400 - craigdavid (03/11/2013) [-]
>To add emphasis<
P.S.
>At least im not an americunt<
User avatar #416 to #413 - ImAWizard (03/11/2013) [-]
>implying that living in the USA is a bad thing
#749 to #416 - craigdavid (07/08/2013) [-]
>living in america is a bad thing<
that was the general gist of it
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#653 to #78 - mexicandudeinsd (03/11/2013) [-]
mexico has tacos......and burritos  so yeahhh
mexico has tacos......and burritos so yeahhh
User avatar #659 to #653 - stewartt (03/11/2013) [-]
U.S. has ****** knock off versions..................... Plus 2 for you.
#345 to #78 - mrdrpage (03/11/2013) [-]
Well... We have Joe Biden. That's one negative.
Well... We have Joe Biden. That's one negative.
#558 to #78 - brocktox (03/11/2013) [-]
LOOK AT ALL THESE ******* REPLIES
User avatar #101 to #78 - yunablade (03/11/2013) [-]
I dont like how you charge 2 extra dollars to add avocado to a dish

I mean is an avocado, what the heck, and it's delicious, it should be cheaper.

That is all.
User avatar #278 to #101 - gayboard (03/11/2013) [-]
Well you're allowed to grow it yourself if you please, but I know that's not always an option, so..

Sorry for having expensive avocado.
#135 to #101 - wolfxrider (03/11/2013) [-]
That's a pretty valid point.
User avatar #111 to #101 - toonlinktwentytwo (03/11/2013) [-]
sorry we'll talk to the president right now and he'll get on that
User avatar #614 - kieranbaker (03/11/2013) [-]
No judgement is passed, I fought along-side American soldiers a few years back, I would gladaly fight again, but you must understand when I make fun of honey booboo
User avatar #686 to #614 - nsali (03/11/2013) [-]
i cannot ****** stand honey boo boo
#637 to #614 - mysticninja (03/11/2013) [-]
We all do. Nobody likes her
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#103 - maddboiy (03/11/2013) [-]
its the same with black people and ******* ..

Lil wayne is a ******

Ainsley Harriott is a black man
User avatar #119 to #103 - therealjc (03/11/2013) [-]
I second this.
#169 to #103 - beerterror ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
or, a soul-devouring monstrosity, it depends which lens you look through.
User avatar #86 - ronyx ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
ITT: Hurr durr Merica full of retards fat rednecks derp
but i won't name my country because I'm scared somebody might bring up the native retards from my own country

**** off ******
User avatar #647 - giopio (03/11/2013) [-]
1. Steve Colbert.
2. Troops that look like they're from Iraq.
3. Statue of Liberty.

1. A comedy TV host.
2. A few soldiers from a war that should never had happened.
3. And a statue that was given to the US from France in the 19th century representing freedom that no longer exists like it did back then.

I'm from the US and feel like none of these things represent us as a nation. Sorry.
User avatar #342 - rabaneristo (03/11/2013) [-]
Stereotypes are always dumb. HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHU aeHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BR!!
User avatar #355 to #342 - wallsbad (03/11/2013) [-]
gibe moni pls
User avatar #434 to #355 - basicargentinian (03/11/2013) [-]
mordekaiser es numero 1
User avatar #340 - bossdelainternet (03/11/2013) [-]
but the beer tank is cool..
User avatar #277 - gayboard (03/11/2013) [-]
The beer tank is actually pretty cool.
#321 - mkeller (03/11/2013) [-]
Here is a visual for the Europeans out there
#520 to #321 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
Hey, don't lump me in with Texas!
User avatar #546 to #321 - doomfish (03/11/2013) [-]
where is south carolina lol, Pennsylvanian reporting in btw
#425 to #321 - Ruspanic (03/11/2013) [-]





Gee, I wonder what your political affiliation is.
User avatar #375 to #321 - gatodelfuego (03/11/2013) [-]
I don't like that this map is so politically based, much of the northern midwest and missouri don't deserve " ************* ". Most people there are just normal, they vote republican because they've spent generations with few population and few government anything. Also, why is new mexico blue while arizona is red...they should both be the same, the same people live in generally both...

However, Texas-georgia and kentucky/tenessee is pretty 'murican
User avatar #430 to #375 - Ruspanic (03/11/2013) [-]
Most people everywhere are "just normal".
User avatar #421 to #321 - freakyorange (03/11/2013) [-]
I live in west Virginia, and I approve this message. (But I'm from Virginia, so these people around me are from " ************* .")
User avatar #457 to #421 - musicality (03/11/2013) [-]
Heyyyy.... not all West Virginians are a bunch of retards.
User avatar #650 to #457 - freakyorange (03/11/2013) [-]
True. But most are.
User avatar #711 to #650 - musicality (03/12/2013) [-]
I... can't argue with that. Most people here are dumb. X:
#451 to #321 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
I know I am just a lowly **************** from the TN region.....but even i can see you are missing a state there...

**** tard
#473 to #321 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
You should add Illinois. We got some ********* up in this bitch.
#570 to #321 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
Funny how Arkansas and South Carolina isn't in either of the pictures. ****** so MURRIKA there that the picture can't even handle it!
#405 to #321 - xxwhitedeathxx (03/11/2013) [-]
So South Carolina isn't a part of the united states in either of them two pics.

THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!
User avatar #479 to #321 - thatmetalguy (03/11/2013) [-]
Texas isn't really as hick and redneck as I'm assuming everyone thinks we are. No we don't ride horses everywhere either. Houston is one of the biggest cities, I've never understood why "I am from Houston, Texas" translates into "My horse was choking on dust on the way to the saloon after I got in a quick draw match with Clint Eastwood and he shot my horse with his revolvers" I do rather enjoy the Texas jokes though
#481 to #479 - ridiculiculous (03/11/2013) [-]
>So you are from Texas too..
User avatar #485 to #481 - thatmetalguy (03/11/2013) [-]
Yessir, of course ill admit that there are redneck retards here. and an overwhelming amount of swag fags where I'm from. But Houston still has culture. I've never actually been to the north and I'm going this summer so im interested to see how the rest of my country is
User avatar #492 to #485 - ridiculiculous (03/11/2013) [-]
Midsouthern here. We get a lot of **** as well. We have the share of some dumbass ************* . Here mostly ******** with big-ass trucks. I've been as far as Oklahoma, they are fairly okay, but it is a different society.
User avatar #501 to #492 - thatmetalguy (03/11/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter where you go. The idiots will be there sadly. I'm gonna buy my own island and demand an IQ and personality test for any entrance.
#513 to #501 - ridiculiculous (03/11/2013) [-]
That sounds devilishly resplendent.
That sounds devilishly resplendent.
User avatar #357 to #321 - mustlol (03/11/2013) [-]
Yeah Florida, Bitch
#480 to #321 - paintbucket (03/11/2013) [-]
urban areas = blue, highest population of under educated people
but, 51% of the population sadly.
User avatar #344 to #321 - gatodelfuego (03/11/2013) [-]
Meanwhile south carolina just ******* VANISHES
User avatar #346 to #344 - mkeller (03/11/2013) [-]
Its in the middle
#351 to #346 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
But what about ARKANSAS?!
User avatar #350 to #346 - gatodelfuego (03/11/2013) [-]
The middle of the two, you mean? I see north caronlina and georgia, but no south caronilna.
User avatar #354 to #350 - mkeller (03/11/2013) [-]
Its population is divided between The United States and 'murika
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User avatar #477 to #321 - nicepeter (03/11/2013) [-]
It sucks to know I live in ************* , but it's true.
#362 to #321 - murpmurp ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
>tfw Georiga is in *************
>tfw i dont know any rednecks
#690 to #362 - uhmericafuckyea (03/11/2013) [-]
I live in Central Georgia. It's more like you have a scattered amount of smart people that you have to find with your own ways.

Picture relevant to my area of living.
User avatar #367 to #362 - mkeller (03/11/2013) [-]
If you stay near the cities it is ok. Atlanta has a big gay population. I'm going there for college.
#373 to #367 - murpmurp ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
i live in the north part of georiga, people dont like Rednecks too much here, but their are some.
#411 to #373 - soluvy (03/11/2013) [-]
Dude, mutha ***** Fulton county is pretty red neck free.
User avatar #432 to #411 - murpmurp ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
I agree with that,i used to live there
User avatar #465 to #321 - nicolascagelover (03/11/2013) [-]
Since they are different colors, why separate them?
#668 to #321 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
This is true. Sucks that the Obama itemsistration sucks ass though.
#449 to #321 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
I know I'm just a lowly **************** from the TN region but you are missing a state there genius.....
#667 to #321 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
little confused as to why Alaska is on "murika" side yet Florida is on the "America" side
#419 to #321 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
California shouldn't be on there. all liberals hippie faggots i know i live here
User avatar #648 to #321 - notstill (03/11/2013) [-]
Whew, safe in virginia
User avatar #353 to #321 - seananderson ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
alaska.. really, that doesnt even. where did you get this
User avatar #623 to #321 - kingpokerface (03/11/2013) [-]
Where the **** did my state go!? Did we just snap off and float away?
#460 to #321 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
You mean "Liberal States" and "Conservative States", I happen to live in Murrika, we are not all dumb ***** .
#236 - stallwallwriter (03/11/2013) [-]
Good post! Not American, although I have a few friends who are, and it's true that almost no country (even America) deserves the reputation it has online. Trust me, I'm Canadian, and making fun of 'murikan foibles is a beloved national past time. But don't think it's because we don't like you.   
Also, minor note, but I think it's supposed to be lowest common denominator. Just sayin'   
   
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Good post! Not American, although I have a few friends who are, and it's true that almost no country (even America) deserves the reputation it has online. Trust me, I'm Canadian, and making fun of 'murikan foibles is a beloved national past time. But don't think it's because we don't like you.
Also, minor note, but I think it's supposed to be lowest common denominator. Just sayin'

gif related to the right hand column
#240 to #236 - sidathon (03/11/2013) [-]
Everyone just wants to have a go at everyone, I just want to love everyone and have fun
#245 to #240 - stallwallwriter (03/11/2013) [-]
where are that dog's ears?
#249 to #245 - sidathon (03/11/2013) [-]
holy sh- I only just noticed that
#670 - peggscott (03/11/2013) [-]
And In Scotland we don't ALWAYS wear kilts, drink whiskey and eat haggis, We only do it on special every now and then... like the weekends!!

But what the **** do I care what Americans and the rest of the world think??... I'm to busy being Scottish to give a **** ...
#497 - LocoJoe (03/11/2013) [-]
How are beer tanks bad?
How are beer tanks bad?
#502 to #497 - bonibonsiker (03/11/2013) [-]
wow
which games is this from looks great
User avatar #527 to #502 - bitchplzzz (03/11/2013) [-]
It has good graphics.
Must be a good game
User avatar #70 - MonkeyManz (03/11/2013) [-]
wait...did we just ask to not judge by the least common denominator
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