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#18 - zelyx (03/11/2013) [-]
"Don't Suicide, that's not the best grammar .."

"Don't KERMIT suicide? Wat"

"Don't kermit suicide .... OHHHHH"
#25 - retrochris (03/11/2013) [-]
June 21, 2008, R.I.P. , Love
User avatar #42 - hilariousrubbish (03/11/2013) [-]
whats green and smells like pork
Kermits Dick
User avatar #1 - zraxx (03/11/2013) [-]
Don't Puppet Frog suicide? the **** does that mean
#47 to #1 - thatguyuknowtheone (03/11/2013) [-]
it means do it fag
User avatar #4 to #1 - xkmarcus (03/11/2013) [-]
Don't Kermit Suicide - Don't commit suicide
#38 to #12 - irvea (03/11/2013) [-]
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#36 to #4 - capslockftw (03/11/2013) [-]
Kermit
Permit

That is not the real Kermit

Don't not kermit suicide
Don't not permit suicide
Do not not permit suicide

Thus shirt message: Do Permit suicide.
ALL HAIL THE SHIRT, PERMIT SUICIDE!
User avatar #5 to #4 - zraxx (03/11/2013) [-]
I know that, but my joke you obviously did not
User avatar #6 to #5 - xkmarcus (03/11/2013) [-]
I've been looking at your sentence for a good 2 mins now and I don't get it
User avatar #68 to #9 - mrdrpage (03/11/2013) [-]
> Doesn't get joke
>Automatically a newfag.

I don't ******* get it.
Maybe you just suck with this whole humor thing.
User avatar #17 to #4 - godhatesusall (03/11/2013) [-]
Why are you getting thumbed down? Thats what I got from it.
User avatar #11 - EventHorizon (03/11/2013) [-]
This made me **** spit and clap like a psychotically insane seal tripping on ayahuasca... and crack
#44 - connordude (03/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #8 - theoriginaltyson (03/11/2013) [-]
I kept looking at the picture and seeing "Don't suicide"
#84 - stallwallwriter (03/11/2013) [-]
My immediate thought was "I bet Kermit would be okay with this pun, if it helps people not kill themselves."
#88 - godot (03/11/2013) [-]
Oh goody, more puns.
#15 - evenx (03/11/2013) [-]
Chew it over, with twix!
User avatar #14 - xdiabolicx (03/11/2013) [-]
Does that mean "i need a moment" is going to become the next "i am so ******* done" or "there are two types of people"?

I really hope not.
User avatar #16 to #14 - bagguhsleep (03/11/2013) [-]
There will now be three types of people.
User avatar #54 to #14 - hanabro ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, I hope not. It's almost as bad as "My sides!"
User avatar #107 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
I sat here for a while, just staring at this picture. Then i whispered "Don't kermit suicide."
Then I just bursted out laughing
#106 - xmeatshieldx (03/11/2013) [-]
I heard if you even one suicide, you could die.
User avatar #104 - bitchplzzz (03/11/2013) [-]
Go frog yourself
#103 - TardytheTurtle (03/11/2013) [-]
need a moment?
here, have these
#65 - carnageboy (03/11/2013) [-]
I love tumblr
I love tumblr
User avatar #28 - dagramcraka (03/11/2013) [-]
Please take the time to do this survey that i have to do
for my stupid buisness class.. : /

1) What chocolate do you like most?
2) Where would you most likley buy a chocolate bar?
3) How much would you pay for one chocolate bar?
4) Would you like something like caramel or peanuts to be in the chocolate bar?
User avatar #55 to #28 - meganinja (03/11/2013) [-]
1) I like imported coca beans, and I just eat them raw.
2) I order them from Brazil
3) hmm..... it depends on how ******* good that chocolate bar is. If it was like a triple King Size delux butterfinger ( I don't always just eat the beans) I could probably pay $5 for it. Otherwise about $1.
4) Yeah I hate pure chocolate bars, I like stuff in them better.
User avatar #63 to #28 - whenallelsefails (03/11/2013) [-]
1) Milk
2)Corner shop
3)50p
4)Only caramel. No peanuts.
User avatar #32 to #28 - Hreidmar (03/11/2013) [-]
1) Allergic to chocolate.
2) See answer to no. 1
3) See answer to no. 4
4) See answer to no. 2
User avatar #60 to #32 - iphoneguy (03/11/2013) [-]
>1
you poor soul
User avatar #98 to #60 - Hreidmar (03/11/2013) [-]
Can't miss what you never had. I gorge myself on turnips and cheese. Turnips are ******* glorious.
User avatar #108 to #98 - iphoneguy (03/11/2013) [-]
true that...
User avatar #35 to #28 - yunoavailable (03/11/2013) [-]
1) milk chocolate
2) most likely somewhere like walmart or target
3) the most I would pay would be about $5 for high quality stuff but only $1 or $2 for the stuff they have at walmart
4) no, I generally prefer just chocolate
#40 to #28 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
1. yes
2. yes
3. yes
4. potato
User avatar #45 to #28 - connordude (03/11/2013) [-]
1) Dark Chocolate
2) Corner Store
3) $1-$2
4) all of the above
User avatar #48 to #28 - thelegitmetalhead (03/11/2013) [-]
1. Milk Chocolate
2. Kroger
3. $1
4. Caramel, no peanuts.
User avatar #89 to #28 - notstill (03/11/2013) [-]
1) Milk chocolate but if you're talking about a candy bar I like twix the most.
2) A gas station or wal-mart, It doesn't matter to me I don't have a favorite place to buy chocolate from.
3) No more than $2
4) Yes, I'm not a big fan of plain chocolate on its own.
User avatar #95 to #28 - theshadowed ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
1. Any and all
2. Small shops, such as Spar, or shops not in a chain
3. Between 50p-£1
4. Yes, only if it is milk chocolate though
User avatar #100 to #28 - miniroll (03/11/2013) [-]
1. All kinds of chocolates!
2. Maybe a nice man in a dark alleyway
3. Whatever he wants, it's chocolate yay!
4. Mmmm nute...
User avatar #30 to #29 - dagramcraka (03/11/2013) [-]
-_- seriously..
User avatar #73 to #28 - areialview (03/11/2013) [-]
1) Dark
2) A Candy Shop
3) 50 cents
4) Anything is good with chocolate
#37 to #28 - herrdouchebag (03/11/2013) [-]
1) ************* milk chocolate
2) I buy it from the ************* shop. Who do you expect, my drug dealer?
3) I paid £1 for a king sized dairy milk once. Tasty as **** .
4) Yeah. It's called a snickers bar.

CHOCOLATE IS SOME TASTY **** .

It also looks like **** .
#53 to #28 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
1.Dark
2. anywhere, but probably walmart.
3. $1
4. semen.
User avatar #51 to #28 - mrkillerbunny (03/11/2013) [-]
dark
store
0.65€
salmiakki
#86 to #28 - XxElJuegoxX (03/11/2013) [-]
1) Milk Chocolate   
2) Supermarket   
3) $1-$2   
4) No. I dont mind them but I like chocolate better when plain   
Now enjoy Eu swimming
1) Milk Chocolate
2) Supermarket
3) $1-$2
4) No. I dont mind them but I like chocolate better when plain
Now enjoy Eu swimming
User avatar #46 to #28 - agentdennis (03/11/2013) [-]
Milk
Walmart
$1
Caramel only, no peanuts please
User avatar #75 to #28 - jetpistol (03/11/2013) [-]
1) 70% masterrace
2)Supermarket?
3) Less than 1,80€
4) Not in a 70%. I like caramel, nougatine (<= is that a word in english?), and other stuffs when it's milk chocolate
User avatar #43 to #28 - ButtonFly (03/11/2013) [-]
1. Milk Chocolate.
2. At a grocery store.
3. How big is is it? $1-2.
4. Yeah, I like caramel in my chocolate.
User avatar #74 to #28 - xLovableLoserx (03/11/2013) [-]
1- Milk chocolate
2- Corner store
3- $1.25
4- Yes, anything but almonds.
#39 to #28 - datjalapeno (03/11/2013) [-]
1.Dark chocolate
2. Some random grocery store
3. Hmm since it's less than 50 php (Philippine peso), sooooo... $1.
4. Nope, just the chocolate.
User avatar #70 to #28 - ultimoz (03/11/2013) [-]
1) Yes
2) Yes
3) Yes
4) Yes
User avatar #33 to #28 - darthjangopwnz (03/11/2013) [-]
Nobody else is going to be serious, so I will.
1. Cookies and Cream (Like the Hershey Bar)
2. Probably Walmart
3. 2$ at max
4. no
#66 to #28 - tehphire (03/11/2013) [-]
1) Milk.
2) Depanneur (coz I'm french-canadian)
3) Like $2
4) No nuts. Caramel's fine.
#81 to #78 - zombiesexsymbol (03/11/2013) [-]
here ya go :3
here ya go :3
#82 to #81 - therealredhood (03/11/2013) [-]
Thank you, kind sir.
Thank you, kind sir.
User avatar #83 to #82 - therealredhood (03/11/2013) [-]
My bad...

*madam*
#85 to #83 - zombiesexsymbol (03/11/2013) [-]
Not a problem, it was my pleasure.
Not a problem, it was my pleasure.
User avatar #87 - snakefire (03/11/2013) [-]
I read it as don't suicide
User avatar #50 - nweb (03/11/2013) [-]
Am I the only one that read "Don't Suicide" in Kermits voice?
#57 to #50 - fckingkiddingme (03/11/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #67 to #57 - nweb (03/11/2013) [-]
Well I guess I was creative for one of the first times in my life, this of course came at the expense of pissing everyone off
#77 to #67 - fckingkiddingme (03/11/2013) [-]
**** happens. Keep trying mate, you'll get it eventually. Life's hard.
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