dad knows everything. . Tips shesaid' ask me yesterday night IO yrs later, realise. troll dad is a cunning linguist.....
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User avatar #3 - anonemous (03/10/2013) [-]
troll dad is a cunning linguist.....
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#65 to #3 - slikmonkey (03/11/2013) [-]
you clever man.
you clever man.
#35 to #3 - jarofdirt ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
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#11 to #3 - bummerdrummer (03/11/2013) [-]
cunning linguist

cunnilingus

**** how did i never get that before
#9 to #3 - ohgodwaitimatheist (03/11/2013) [-]
I'm going to ******* die here.
#37 to #3 - remmyd (03/11/2013) [-]
**remmyd rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Canadian Physics Class... **  you sly dog...
**remmyd rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Canadian Physics Class... ** you sly dog...
#41 to #37 - hinji **User deleted account** (03/11/2013) [-]
You are my god now!
#45 - butterisgood (03/11/2013) [-]
**butterisgood rolls 33**
#75 to #45 - tuckthisphit (03/11/2013) [-]
**tuckthisphit rolls 86**
**tuckthisphit rolls 86**
#96 to #45 - Plagus (03/11/2013) [-]
**Plagus rolls 85**

Steppin up SON!
#97 to #96 - Plagus (03/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #70 - semilunarknight (03/11/2013) [-]
>Year 2000, still young
>Happy new millennium!
>Hear father say "The fireworks wont be the only thing banging tonight"
>Wake up at night
>Parents are dead
>I am batman
#113 to #70 - protex (03/11/2013) [-]
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#74 to #70 - tuckthisphit (03/11/2013) [-]
√100/10 would read again
#64 - josieabby (03/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #77 to #64 - hilariousrubbish (03/11/2013) [-]
this
#6 - stickandmove (03/11/2013) [-]
yesterday night
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User avatar #20 - falconxmard (03/11/2013) [-]
"Hey son, wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure, Dad!"
"Girlfriend"
"... I don't get it..."
"Exactly!"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
#15 - TrevorNorris (03/11/2013) [-]
Yeah... my dad used to say "You should have been wiped off on the bedsheets." to me as a kid, I realized what it meant a few years ago.... My dad is a dick.
#79 - Wallaq (03/11/2013) [-]
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#58 - felixjarl (03/11/2013) [-]
What happened here?
User avatar #80 to #58 - memeaholic (03/11/2013) [-]
the eyes were swapped for some obscure reason
User avatar #38 - payseht (03/11/2013) [-]
-Dad, what's an abortion?
-Ask your sister.
-But I don't have a sister?

*10 years later*
My parents had another child in the meantime. As soon as she could talk I asked her what an abortion is. She did not respond, so I raped her to teach her a lesson. Take that feminism!
#42 to #38 - ironstrike (03/11/2013) [-]
Are you sure the conversation didn't go more like this...

-Dad, what's an abortion
-That thing we forgot to get you for your first birthday.
User avatar #43 to #42 - payseht (03/11/2013) [-]
Abortion thread!

Why did the fetus cross the road?
Because they moved the dumpster
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User avatar #134 to #127 - retributionthepimp (03/11/2013) [-]
I see what you did there, and raise you a thumb.
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User avatar #27 - tehskyizblue (03/11/2013) [-]
"Hey dad remember these things?"
"What is that?"
"It's a floppy disc"
"I don't want a floppy disc! Wheres your mother?"
User avatar #8 - arlingtonn (03/11/2013) [-]
"You should have asked me yesterday night" why does that sound so awkward?
User avatar #10 to #8 - waaw (03/11/2013) [-]
Because it is
#32 - captainwow (03/11/2013) [-]
OP.
User avatar #78 to #32 - hilariousrubbish (03/11/2013) [-]
a faggot?
#49 - uwootmate (03/11/2013) [-]
why the **** is this **** on frontpage
#101 - mypielovingfriend (03/11/2013) [-]
ya like any guy knows where the clitoris is
ya like any guy knows where the clitoris is
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