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japanese porns

Haw I feel about
PORN '
When it' s
in English
When it' s
in Spanish
When it' s
in Russian
Meh, typical plot.
I can understand everything
they' re saying,
interesting.
I have nu idea what
they' re saying.
When it' s in
Japanese...
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User avatar #6 - xcmxcmx (03/11/2013) [-]
luckily for me dogs cant talk...........im ashamed of myself
#58 to #6 - fuckyeahpidgey (03/11/2013) [-]
U srs
U srs
#88 to #6 - hamdaman (03/11/2013) [-]
Y U DO THIS MAN?
Y U DO THIS MAN?
#1 - Scottyjthecoolj (03/11/2013) [-]
Nihongo wa chotto mutsukashii. Demo, honto ni omoshiroi. Ganbaimasu, to suki desu yo.
#38 to #1 - Rascal (03/11/2013) [-]
you can't use to like that bra
#64 to #1 - Rascal (03/11/2013) [-]
Subarashi chin chin mono kintama no kami aru
User avatar #95 to #1 - Siphus (03/11/2013) [-]
Watashi wa baka na Amerikajin desu.
User avatar #66 to #1 - suikerpapa (03/11/2013) [-]
ITT: weaaboos
User avatar #68 to #66 - kakariko (03/11/2013) [-]
This thread gave me cancer.
#80 to #68 - hirollin (03/11/2013) [-]
Don't scroll down past this point.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Wumbologist (03/11/2013) [-]
(Translated from broken Japanese)
Japanese is a little difficult. But, it's very interesting. Try your best, and I love you.
User avatar #26 to #2 - thepyras (03/11/2013) [-]
Thankfully a wumbologist was here to explain.
User avatar #127 to #2 - oceanfrank (03/11/2013) [-]
so desu means love?
User avatar #103 to #2 - conordalymcr (03/11/2013) [-]
What does "suki" mean? Cos in Polish it means "bitches."
#122 to #103 - organ (03/11/2013) [-]
it means like or love
#82 to #2 - Reeon (03/11/2013) [-]
some can
#32 to #2 - Nickutodeath (03/11/2013) [-]
Nice job, your translations are pretty on it. But hontou ni is "Really", in the factual way. And I'm sure he's trying to say "I try my best, and I like it" ....but it's a little broken so I can't tell.
User avatar #3 to #2 - redheartnurse (03/11/2013) [-]
************* .
watashi wa chouto nihongo wo hanashimasu.
ogenkidesuka.
User avatar #24 to #3 - adunsaveme (03/11/2013) [-]
omae wa mo shindeiru

toshiba
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#81 to #24 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #74 to #24 - babbysmithy (03/11/2013) [-]
I have no idea what is going on.
User avatar #25 to #24 - redheartnurse (03/11/2013) [-]
nanika
#28 to #3 - iamphoenix (03/11/2013) [-]
Chto zdes 'proiskhodit?
User avatar #4 to #3 - Wumbologist (03/11/2013) [-]
(I don't actually speak Japanese, I just watch a lot of anime.)
User avatar #5 to #4 - redheartnurse (03/11/2013) [-]
ah
sumimasen
User avatar #8 to #5 - churrundo (03/11/2013) [-]
watashi wa nihongo wo sukoshi hanashimasu.
User avatar #9 to #8 - redheartnurse (03/11/2013) [-]
totemo muzukashi ne
#30 to #9 - Nickutodeath (03/11/2013) [-]
muzukashikunai yo, totemo kantan datto omou. tokidoki nihongo kotoba wo wasureru kedo muzukashikunai
#29 to #9 - Rascal (03/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #10 to #9 - churrundo (03/11/2013) [-]
soo desu. demo, dai *i don't know the word for fun* desu
User avatar #11 to #10 - redheartnurse (03/11/2013) [-]
hai hai tanoshi desu.
User avatar #12 to #11 - churrundo (03/11/2013) [-]
is it a Na or an I adj?
User avatar #13 to #12 - redheartnurse (03/11/2013) [-]
I can't remember off the top of my head

and romanji isn't making it any easier to be honest
User avatar #14 to #13 - churrundo (03/11/2013) [-]
I know
User avatar #15 to #14 - savirleo ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
where the hell did you guys learn Japanese?
User avatar #16 to #15 - churrundo (03/11/2013) [-]
textfugu.com for the grammar, wanikani.com for kanji and vocab. they're not free though...
User avatar #18 to #17 - churrundo (03/11/2013) [-]
you should give the trial versions a shot. if you like them maybe you can convince your parents to buy them for you. They're not that expensive. It's really cool when you realize that you are starting to understand some words. It makes everything worth it.
User avatar #19 to #18 - savirleo ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
I'm already picking up words from anime, and the occasional untranslated word in manga or light novels. Hell, at one point, my dream was speaking Japanese, and I recognized some of the words

How expensive?
User avatar #20 to #19 - churrundo (03/11/2013) [-]
less than 150
User avatar #22 to #20 - savirleo ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
well **** . Better go find me a job
User avatar #56 to #22 - YoursTruley ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
thanks! lol and no problem
#55 to #52 - savirleo ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
Thank you sir. Take this
User avatar #49 to #22 - YoursTruley ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
there is ones with just JAP, check piratebay
User avatar #50 to #49 - savirleo ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
I didn't get anything
User avatar #45 to #22 - YoursTruley ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
torrent good sir
User avatar #46 to #45 - savirleo ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
Last time I found one, I think it was 60GB. Probably more. But it had all the languages
User avatar #42 to #22 - YoursTruley ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
(download Rosetta stone!!!!)
User avatar #44 to #42 - savirleo ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
if by download you mean 'free' then maybe
#31 to #12 - Nickutodeath (03/11/2013) [-]
tanoshii ha i adjective.
User avatar #33 to #31 - churrundo (03/11/2013) [-]
thanks
#34 to #33 - Nickutodeath (03/11/2013) [-]
**************** anata no nihongo ha jouzu.
User avatar #40 to #34 - churrundo (03/11/2013) [-]
you were complimenting my japanese right?
#137 to #40 - Nickutodeath (03/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, sorry. I said you're good at Japanese.
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#102 to #43 - ohgodwaitimatheist (03/11/2013) [-]
Well, if you like girls soloing, try G Queen.

Pic unrelated
User avatar #100 - arkensas (03/11/2013) [-]
Thanks to Hentai I can now confidently say I know how to tell a girl "Shut the **** up, I'm cumming in your ass!" in 4 different languages.
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#35 to #7 - Rascal (03/11/2013) [-]
Their moans a similar in real life too. Similar, not the same.
User avatar #57 to #35 - andywazowski (03/11/2013) [-]
Yeah similar, if you **** little girls.
User avatar #70 to #57 - sodapops ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
Japanese girls ARE little girls..
#41 to #35 - Rascal (03/11/2013) [-]
the 2 that ive done didnt moan at all
User avatar #71 to #41 - sodapops ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
Maybe your penis is insufficient to get a moan even from a japanese girl?

You really asked for that one, anon.
#61 to #7 - UnrealEcko (03/11/2013) [-]
I find their screams moans to be rather...arousing
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#69 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
''Oh he is entering my pussy''

''Your penis is so long valve-chan''

''Your tits feel so good vEA-chan''

*insert rage here*
#92 - kyller (03/11/2013) [-]
<Regardless, here's what they're apparently saying.
"Taste the legendary penis that killed a water buffalo in his homeland!"
#101 to #92 - Thevaultboy (03/11/2013) [-]
&quot;Ultimate masturbation.&quot;
"Ultimate masturbation."
User avatar #27 - alfjnn (03/11/2013) [-]
You don't know horror, OP.

TL;DR
>Speak Yugoslav Fluently
>Watch "A Serbian Film"
>Never watch Porno again.
#63 to #27 - Rascal (03/11/2013) [-]
But A Serbian Film is awesome...
User avatar #67 to #63 - alfjnn (03/11/2013) [-]
That's the worst part!
I loved every minute of it.
#132 - killerblue (03/11/2013) [-]
There is no use
User avatar #99 - oottovann (03/11/2013) [-]
Top 3 things you'll hear in Japanese porn:

"Ugh, I can't control my hips! They're moving themselves!"

Lots and lots of what sounds like whining and whimpering. Japanese girls don't know how to moan...

"But I poop from there"
#128 - alucardshellhound (03/11/2013) [-]
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#72 - jgo (03/11/2013) [-]
These comments just all look like "desu desu" to me... and にほんごをしゃべるよ~!
Romanji is just so foreign to me...
#73 to #72 - Zedotelhado (03/11/2013) [-]
Version with only the interesting stuff.
#76 to #73 - trollbearcat (03/11/2013) [-]
you forgot her short shorts. -1 to you.
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#84 to #79 - Rascal (03/11/2013) [-]
I prefer translated.

If I wanted to read, I'd pick up a book.
User avatar #86 to #84 - admiralen ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
thats retarded, you have the text there to clarify what they say
User avatar #87 to #79 - admiralen ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
reason i usually hate translated is because the translators dont take it seriously and the characters end up sounding retarded
User avatar #89 to #87 - crazyhindu (03/11/2013) [-]
same here i honestly would put up with high pitched voices of people who take it seriously, over people who reuse tracks and sound ******* retarded, and kind of whiny too
User avatar #36 - infinitereaper (03/11/2013) [-]
I don't mind the Japanese "moan" what I hate is a woman faking/making noise when she doesn't really mean it. From what I've seen. 95.5% of Japanese pornstars do this.

Which is annoying.
User avatar #48 to #36 - JediismUser (03/11/2013) [-]
THANK you! At least someone else feels the same way as me, when I tell my friends I don't like asian porn that much they all give me weird looks.
#37 to #36 - autoxx (03/11/2013) [-]
"Squeak, squeak, squeak, ai, ai, chi nau magei!!!"
#53 to #36 - Rascal (03/11/2013) [-]
I always start to feel bad because the sounds they make sound like they're getting raped. They act like they want it but they do not sound like they do, they sound scared as **** .
User avatar #51 to #36 - koneella (03/11/2013) [-]
So? you think Murican "females" who are yelling like boars are not faking
#129 to #51 - Rascal (03/11/2013) [-]
What the hell does that have to do with his statement you bloody mongol?
User avatar #125 to #51 - infinitereaper (03/11/2013) [-]
Considering you didn't understand what I implied in my statement, I can only assume your retarded. I hate it when any porn star fakes their moans.

Thanks Obama.
User avatar #115 - ShadowEagle (03/11/2013) [-]
On the topic of japanese stuff, anybody got a good anime reccomendation? Preferbly action or fnaasy based without being so damn cliche. ********* are fun too.
User avatar #118 to #115 - ShadowEagle (03/11/2013) [-]
fantasy*
#123 to #115 - fizzor (03/11/2013) [-]
Zetsuen no Tempest. Good plot with a nice amount of action mixed with fantasy, and definitely not cliched. The two main characters are real "pretty boys", but that didn't bother me.
#136 to #115 - Rascal (03/11/2013) [-]
I really really liked Angel Beats.
User avatar #124 to #115 - zomaru ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
Son, you're looking for Girls Und Panzer, It's about highlschoool girls who have a class where they battle tanks.
www.animeseason.com/girls-und-panzer/
And, on the plus side, it's real short.
#105 - dameush (03/11/2013) [-]
hentai recommendation thread?
User avatar #109 to #105 - DrBobsPatient (03/11/2013) [-]
Euphoria :P
#110 to #109 - dameush (03/11/2013) [-]
what's it about and where can i find it?
User avatar #113 to #110 - DrBobsPatient (03/11/2013) [-]
bing videos. it's about hentai.
#119 to #113 - dameush (03/11/2013) [-]
..all i can find are music videos
User avatar #126 to #119 - DrBobsPatient (03/11/2013) [-]
turn safesearch off.
#114 to #113 - dameush (03/11/2013) [-]
thank you good sir
User avatar #117 to #114 - DrBobsPatient (03/11/2013) [-]
first few minutes is a little, non hentai ish, but it gets better,
User avatar #96 - kierz (03/11/2013) [-]
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
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