Lesbians. Just so you know, this isn't my story, I'm a man and I fully support lesbians.... Cm a manager. I am ringing up a woman I have sold things he became.
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Lesbians

Just so you know, this isn't my story,
I'm a man and I fully support lesbians...

Cm a manager. I am ringing up a woman I have sold things he became. We are making
small talk as I ring her up. Nate: I' m a eeshaan.)
Customer: "I can' t believe the president came aut in seeped fer gay marriage!"
Me: “I knew; kind taf unbelievable!"
Customer: "That f** lever is geing ta burn in hell fer that!"
Me: *hiting my tongue* "C) kaff'
I finish ringing her up and hand the customer her bags)
Customer: "They sheild round up all the gays and put them dawn."
Me: "That weild be bad fer me, seeing as I are a lesbian."
The weman turns pale and walks out without saying a ward A few heme later, I geta
calf from the manager ene taf Gui‘ stares. the line, I can hear the same
customers sold items : ranting.)
Manager: ‘wise a womans ", this weman Is here wanting exchange a bunch taf
stuff 1-" rem yew stare. When I asked her what was wrang with the Items, she said you
tainted them; I have Idea what she is talking abeit. (meld you maybe clear this up far
Me: "Well, I bet it is because she flaunts aut I was gay."
Manager: "I see." ‘starts talking in sultry veers‘ "Well, I' ll see you tonight far eer date.
Yau sheild put en that that black lace bra and panty set I get we fer veer birthdayy I
lave me!” 'hangs up"
fr am very confused, seeing as I have never dated that manager, her did she ever get
me underwear, and as far as I knew, she is not gay. Fast a few days later to the
manager weekly conference cam apparently, the customer left the other stare after
thinking the other manager was also gay. That manager then called every other store in
the area and deid everyone eheut the customer. Over the next few days, the customer
went to every store in a EU mile radius trying to exchange the ‘tainted goods', Everyine
she talked pretended to be gay when working with her and she left every time. To my
knowledge, she never got her exchange.)
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#10 - pappathethird (03/10/2013) [+] (27 replies)
Every man supports lesbians
Every man supports lesbians
#167 - lazaman (03/11/2013) [+] (28 replies)
<OP's face when.

I have a similar story actually.

>Be in the closet.
>Town isn't that big, so there are almost no gays.
>One day in sex ed, one of the girls asked how homosexuals had sex.
>Teacher says back "I refuse to teach that on the grounds that I find homosexuality wrong."
>Raise my hand.
>Teacher "Yes Mr.lazaman?".
>Me "Why do you find it wrong".
>Teacher "God says they're wrong, and that he doesn't love them."
>Me "So god doesn't love me?"
>A hush washes over the room.
>Teacher stands frozen like a puddle of piss is Alaska.
>Entire class staring at me, some guys in the back laughing, some girls whispering.
>The teacher didn't come in for a few day after that.

A cool way to come out of the closet though, ey?
User avatar #2 - ruuna (03/10/2013) [+] (9 replies)
i am a man too... and what sane normal man would NOT support lesbians?!?!?!?!?

damn... i wanna be a lesbian.... :(
User avatar #17 - tarfyki ONLINE (03/10/2013) [+] (26 replies)
i have a rule: you cannot be against gay marriage if you have watched 2 or more lesbian porn videos
#18 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Comment Picture
#43 - obnoxygen (03/10/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Don't like gay marriage? Don't get married to the same sex.
Simple.
#169 - ocnamesaregone (03/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#156 - HaloMythbuster (03/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The Krustomer   
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The Krustomer
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User avatar #295 - yetiyitties (03/11/2013) [+] (13 replies)
"LOLOLOL ******* LOLOLOL"

"Oh my god gay people deserve human rights, stop discrimination against gays."

The internet.
#15 - TARDIS (03/10/2013) [-]
There should be an award for this.
#243 - FightClub (03/11/2013) [-]
"i'm a man and i fully support lesbians"
#194 - TheReich (03/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Just so you know, this isn't my story,
I'm a man and I fully support lesbians..."

Weird. I'm a man, and I fully support lesbians too!
User avatar #67 - neoexdeath ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
Lesbians: Not only do they get more pussy then you do, they're also better trolls.
#52 - amaezin (03/10/2013) [+] (14 replies)
&quot;Op loves cock&quot; &quot;Shut up fag&quot; &quot;						****					 off faggot&quot;    
   
&quot;oh no! the gay community needs us! We should all band together and talk about how awesome gay people are&quot;    
   
Pick a side and stick with it guys.    
I love you all, gay or not.    
   
I just like my truly ignorant people fully apparent.
"Op loves cock" "Shut up fag" " **** off faggot"

"oh no! the gay community needs us! We should all band together and talk about how awesome gay people are"

Pick a side and stick with it guys.
I love you all, gay or not.

I just like my truly ignorant people fully apparent.
#1 - stemoya (03/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"I'm a man and I fully support lesbians"

...Lesbians or homosexuals? Sounds like just lesbians to me.
#323 - jarofdirt ONLINE (03/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#144 - Riukanojutsu (03/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #314 - IamSofaKingdom (03/11/2013) [+] (20 replies)
Anyone who says God hates gays doesn't understand the Christian faith. God only hates sin, NOTHING else. A sinner is loved by God, the sin is not. Homosexuals are loved just as much as anyone else. "for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God,". Homosexuality is condemned by the faith but so is lying and stealing and lusting and every human being on the planet sins everyday.

Jesus loved everyone and told us to do so as well. He did not outlaw anything He disliked and He spent His time among sinners teaching them nothing but love. I don't see why we should do anything different. Hatred only breed hatred.
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