Lesbians. Just so you know, this isn't my story, I'm a man and I fully support .... Cm a manager. I am ringing up a woman I have sold things he became. We are m
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Just so you know, this isn't my story,
I'm a man and I fully support ******** ...

Cm a manager. I am ringing up a woman I have sold things he became. We are making
small talk as I ring her up. Nate: I' m a eeshaan.)
Customer: "I can' t believe the president came aut in seeped fer gay marriage!"
Me: “I knew; kind taf unbelievable!"
Customer: "That f** lever is geing ta burn in hell fer that!"
Me: *hiting my tongue* "C) kaff'
I finish ringing her up and hand the customer her bags)
Customer: "They sheild round up all the gays and put them dawn."
Me: "That weild be bad fer me, seeing as I are a ******* ."
The weman turns pale and walks out without saying a ward A few heme later, I geta
calf from the manager ene taf Gui‘ stares. the line, I can hear the same
customers sold items : ranting.)
Manager: ‘wise a womans ", this weman Is here wanting exchange a bunch taf
stuff 1-" rem yew stare. When I asked her what was wrang with the Items, she said you
tainted them; I have Idea what she is talking abeit. (meld you maybe clear this up far
Me: "Well, I bet it is because she flaunts aut I was gay."
Manager: "I see." ‘starts talking in sultry veers‘ "Well, I' ll see you tonight far eer date.
Yau sheild put en that that black lace bra and panty set I get we fer veer birthdayy I
lave me!” 'hangs up"
fr am very confused, seeing as I have never dated that manager, her did she ever get
me underwear, and as far as I knew, she is not gay. Fast a few days later to the
manager weekly conference cam apparently, the customer left the other stare after
thinking the other manager was also gay. That manager then called every other store in
the area and deid everyone eheut the customer. Over the next few days, the customer
went to every store in a EU mile radius trying to exchange the ‘tainted goods', Everyine
she talked pretended to be gay when working with her and she left every time. To my
knowledge, she never got her exchange.)
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User avatar #507 - vladstronsy (07/08/2013) [-]
The one guy: "I KNEW I'D GET TO USE THESE ASSLESS CHAPS ONE DAY!"
User avatar #462 - mitchthehugeman (03/11/2013) [-]
The ultimate troll
#440 - pamelinadudash (03/11/2013) [-]
just as Annie implied I am in shock that some one can make $9360 in a few weeks on the internet. did you look at this link, You need to login to view this link
User avatar #448 to #440 - underporches (03/11/2013) [-]
Annie is a lying orphan whore.
User avatar #443 to #440 - asmodeu ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
You are a towel.
User avatar #444 to #443 - wartroll (03/11/2013) [-]
I am the table
User avatar #437 - deadmice (03/11/2013) [-]
Aww **** , it's auto-hiding replies again...
User avatar #438 to #437 - deadmice (03/11/2013) [-]
oh, nevermind... it seems to have stopped... ignore me...
User avatar #431 - muchasmarcos (03/11/2013) [-]
If i was a girl i'd totally fall for that menager.
#433 to #431 - mindmatter (03/11/2013) [-]
I'd have a manager trois with her and a friend
#427 - hamdaman (03/11/2013) [-]
Who the hell does not support ******** ?I mean give me a break man,it's one of the many wonders of the world.
#422 - anonymous (03/11/2013) [-]
Lesbe honest guys they are the best
#429 to #422 - wartroll (03/11/2013) [-]
Nice pun
Nice pun
#420 - rollcore (03/11/2013) [-]
**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #176 at i'm a cat ** Dem sexy lesbies.
User avatar #415 - pookiie (03/11/2013) [-]
Haha , gotta love it when one person is arrogant enough to do **** like that
#414 - anonymous (03/11/2013) [-]
If you're religious and against gay marriage based on the supposed biblical teachings, you must be ******* retarded. "Love thy neighbor." Well I guess Jesus doesn't mean ******* **** to them since they cast away everything he ever stood for, only to replace it with bigoted hate.
User avatar #423 to #414 - toughactintinactin (03/11/2013) [-]
How about "judge not lest ye be judged" or "he who is without sin may cast the first stone"? People seem to have forgotten that Jesus was a pretty tolerant guy, I don't see how he would approve of the hate aimed at gays, seems very un-christian like imo.
#412 - anonymous (03/11/2013) [-]
******** have the highest domestic abuse rates of any couple. Single mothers also happen to make for the worst statistical parents.

The moar you know!
User avatar #408 - rattara (03/11/2013) [-]
Where's the funny?
#411 to #408 - fabelousnagger (03/11/2013) [-]
**fabelousnagger rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at They see me rolling ** the joke is that they now all pretend to be gay because of a homophobe is think that gay people taint their item, so they now all pretending to be gay so she can't scam or what ever reason she try to return the item

User avatar #410 to #408 - hasutor (03/11/2013) [-]
The karma, the customer was a bitch and got it all back.
#407 - soronbe (03/11/2013) [-]
Don't take your job too personal yo
User avatar #404 - herberto (03/11/2013) [-]
I support ******** too.
Tribbing is out of this world hot.
#402 - anonymous (03/11/2013) [-]
Dont deny child's rights for your ******** pleasure. Marriage was meant to defend the rights of children to have both a father and mother. The issue is the right of children to have a mother and a father who represents their identity, lineage, and history, about the future equality of children who are motherless or fatherless compared to those who are raised by their father and mother. Today this right of the child can be bought on the market place by people who do not want to get married to someone of the complementary sex but rather who want access to children.
User avatar #417 to #402 - stifflimb ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
Actually marriage was an invention of old kings and rulers whom liked having their own harems, and to keep that many woman to themselves they made it so their subjects were only allowed to have 1 woman themselves.
The moar you know!

And people from the beginning had no marriage whatsoever, that means our ancestors were mostly raised in a pack of humans mainly raised by the mothers since males do not like to participate in raising children more than the making of them.

There also exist cases were children being raised by a mother and a father and still ends up having some real issues in their life, a fact anyone over 13 years should know.

And yes it´s good of you to use quotes of famous people to bring out a point, but to only use quotes just makes you seem more or less like a person with sever brain damage since you apparently do not know how to think up your own ideas and promote them. And instead only use others.

Well I hope you will have an enlightening day that might open your eyes, good day sir.
#403 to #402 - anonymous (03/11/2013) [-]
One Mama, One Papa, True Parents You should learn this from the French.
1. "The rights of children trump the right to children. As a society we should not be encouraging this. It’s not biologically natural.” Jean-Marc, a homosexual French mayor.
2. “In France, marriage is not designed to protect the love between two people. Marriage is specifically designed to provide children with families. The most serious study done so far demonstrates quite clearly that a child has trouble being raised by gay parents.” said Xavier Bongibault, an atheist homosexual.
#405 to #403 - anonymous (03/11/2013) [-]
3. "I was raised by two women, suffered from the lack of a father, a daily presence, a character and a properly masculine example, some counterweight to the relationship of my mother to her lover. I was aware of it at a very early age. I lived that absence of a father, experienced it, as an amputation. As soon as I learned that the government was going to officialize marriage between two people of the same sex, I was thrown into disarray. It would be institutionalizing a situation that had scarred me considerably. In that there is an injustice that I can in no way allow. I would've jumped into the fray and would have brought a complaint before the French state and before the European Court of Human Rights, for the violation of my right to a mom and a dad." Jean-Dominique Bunel, a specialist in humanitarian law.
#392 - doyoulikeapizza (03/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #400 to #392 - nexonman (03/11/2013) [-]
durrr, what is that pokemon, lemme pull out my pokedex and find out
#387 - skords (03/11/2013) [-]
"I'm a man and I do not support ******** ..." Said no man ever.
User avatar #395 to #387 - vortexrain (03/11/2013) [-]
There's a redneck at my school who's against ******** . He says that the are wrong, and unnatural. My friend's brother is against them for the same reason. And yes, both of them are Christian.
#398 to #395 - skords (03/11/2013) [-]
And then they go back home and secretly ********** to all the hot sensual ******* videos.
User avatar #386 - bossdelainternet (03/11/2013) [-]
Poor woman, she's probably terrified now.
lol
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