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Lesbians. Just so you know, this isn't my story, I'm a man and I fully support lesbians.... Cm a manager. I am ringing up a woman I have sold things he became.

Just so you know, this isn't my story,
I'm a man and I fully support lesbians...

Cm a manager. I am ringing up a woman I have sold things he became. We are making
small talk as I ring her up. Nate: I' m a eeshaan.)
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Customer: "That f** lever is geing ta burn in hell fer that!"
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Me: "That weild be bad fer me, seeing as I are a lesbian."
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lave me!” 'hangs up"
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me underwear, and as far as I knew, she is not gay. Fast a few days later to the
manager weekly conference cam apparently, the customer left the other stare after
thinking the other manager was also gay. That manager then called every other store in
the area and deid everyone eheut the customer. Over the next few days, the customer
went to every store in a EU mile radius trying to exchange the ‘tainted goods', Everyine
she talked pretended to be gay when working with her and she left every time. To my
knowledge, she never got her exchange.)
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#167 - lazaman (03/11/2013) [-]
<OP's face when.

I have a similar story actually.

>Be in the closet.
>Town isn't that big, so there are almost no gays.
>One day in sex ed, one of the girls asked how homosexuals had sex.
>Teacher says back "I refuse to teach that on the grounds that I find homosexuality wrong."
>Raise my hand.
>Teacher "Yes Mr.lazaman?".
>Me "Why do you find it wrong".
>Teacher "God says they're wrong, and that he doesn't love them."
>Me "So god doesn't love me?"
>A hush washes over the room.
>Teacher stands frozen like a puddle of piss is Alaska.
>Entire class staring at me, some guys in the back laughing, some girls whispering.
>The teacher didn't come in for a few day after that.

A cool way to come out of the closet though, ey?
#401 to #167 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
>be a substitute teacher in a CATHOLIC high school
>teaching 8th grade English
>student: sir, do you support gay marriage?
>me: yeah, they have every right to be as miserable as the rest of us when they get married
>student is silently confused, but never raises the topic with me ever again, which was over a year ago

you've got bucketloads of courage, bro, whereas everybody else in high school just wants to fit in
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#321 to #167 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
I miss having the right to thumb as an anon... But have all my internet love, friend.
#434 to #167 - dragonbeeon (03/11/2013) [-]
So you're saying... you're the only gay in the village? (Please get the reference)
#292 to #167 - marijanelover (03/11/2013) [-]
#284 to #167 - critique (03/11/2013) [-]
You are a wonderful human being and you deserve the highest of fives.
#254 to #167 - Fagela (03/11/2013) [-]
10/10. I applaud you.
10/10. I applaud you.
#376 to #167 - niggerwhorebitch (03/11/2013) [-]
have similair story

>be 15
>have religionclass or whatever its called
>skinny feminist cunt jehovas witness as teacher
>somehow end up asking her what she thinks about gay people
>refuses to answer (we know the answer)
>me telling her: I'm gay. (im not really)
>she yells at me and i get send out of the classroom
>me+my entire class shocked while we laugh
>after lesson she says: sorry for sending you out and yelling at you
>i laugh, not giving a ****
>got a note that i was being noisy and got end out of class
>go to principal tell him that she sendt me out because ''I'm gay''
>get note deleted, she gets deleted from school.

tl:dr: jehovas witnesses are cunts.
User avatar #475 to #376 - lazaman (03/12/2013) [-]
Sounds like a real cunt dude.
User avatar #430 to #376 - KingoftheMudkips (03/11/2013) [-]
"she gets deleted from school." why is that so perfect?
#231 to #167 - mrstalin (03/11/2013) [-]
You sir are an inspiration. If a similar chance arises for me, I plan to come out like that. Have a .gif
You sir are an inspiration. If a similar chance arises for me, I plan to come out like that. Have a .gif
User avatar #345 to #231 - shernypay (03/11/2013) [-]
#204 to #167 - riathewolf (03/11/2013) [-]
mfw anyone says &quot;God doesn't love gay/hates fags&quot;   
I'm not gay, but I have some VERY good gay friends and I fully support them.
mfw anyone says "God doesn't love gay/hates fags"

I'm not gay, but I have some VERY good gay friends and I fully support them.
#208 to #204 - lazaman (03/11/2013) [-]
Thanks dude.
Thanks dude.
#220 to #208 - riathewolf (03/11/2013) [-]
I'm a chick but   
You're quite welcome, sir!
I'm a chick but
You're quite welcome, sir!
User avatar #222 to #220 - lazaman (03/11/2013) [-]
Thanks dudette then.
User avatar #172 to #167 - critality (03/11/2013) [-]
good job making that poor close-minded individual feel like a complete and total cunt
User avatar #174 to #172 - lazaman (03/11/2013) [-]
It wasn't my intention to make them feel bad.
It was my intention, however, to make it clear to them that they had just basically called me a spawn of Satan.
User avatar #179 to #174 - critality (03/11/2013) [-]
and thats what makes it so beautiful, you did it in such a way it leaves you without blame
User avatar #182 to #179 - lazaman (03/11/2013) [-]
The art of trolling is an elegant one.
#176 to #167 - josephkirk ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
go on take it, you deserve it!
#181 to #176 - lazaman (03/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #184 to #181 - josephkirk ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
np man, i really wish i was there to see his reaction tho oh and im stealing that .gif
User avatar #185 to #184 - lazaman (03/11/2013) [-]
It was a she actually.
But yeah, it was priceless, like a deer in head lights.
#187 to #185 - josephkirk ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
i could only imagine!
i could only imagine!
User avatar #186 to #184 - lazaman (03/11/2013) [-]
And thats fine by me.
#10 - pappathethird (03/10/2013) [-]
Every man supports lesbians
Every man supports lesbians
#425 to #10 - gotchyasoul (03/11/2013) [-]
please, i need the source.... for science
User avatar #162 to #10 - gardenmanly (03/11/2013) [-]
That girl on the left is so freaking gorgeous... I'm glad she is happy but it breaks my heart that I could never be with her since I'm a guy
#202 to #162 - ihavecontentthumbs (03/11/2013) [-]
you could never be with her anyway
#225 to #162 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
She straight, thats her best friend
Believe me, I did my research
#280 to #10 - pinkfloyd (03/11/2013) [-]
I dont sometimes
#267 to #10 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
i don't. i want more gay men, less lesbians. more bitches for me
User avatar #316 to #267 - Jesusnipples (03/11/2013) [-]
>implying you'd know what to do with one if you finally caught it
User avatar #173 to #10 - pwoneill (03/11/2013) [-]
thats some quality sfw right there
#92 to #10 - christianthejew (03/11/2013) [-]
I really dont want to be that guy but if nobody else is going to ask... sauce?
#426 to #10 - numbuhthief (03/11/2013) [-]
Its too dangerous to go alone, here take this!
Its too dangerous to go alone, here take this!
#471 to #426 - numbuhthief (03/11/2013) [-]
Can anyone explain why I got thumbed down for posting a relevant gif?
#480 to #471 - anon (03/12/2013) [-]
because you touch yourself at night
User avatar #482 to #471 - IncarceratedNinja (03/12/2013) [-]
youre now even, youre welcome
#484 to #482 - numbuhthief (03/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #416 to #10 - pedofishy (03/11/2013) [-]
what if that gif is a girl biting a man with a bra on?
User avatar #60 to #10 - IncarceratedNinja (03/11/2013) [-]
why is this the sexiest thing ever?
User avatar #14 to #10 - violentpixi (03/10/2013) [-]
Every time I see THAT gif I turn gayer and gayer
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#322 to #10 - cabbagemayhem (03/11/2013) [-]
Is that your final answer?
User avatar #367 to #10 - toocheesy (03/11/2013) [-]
As much as the thought of a lesbian couple is nice and all... I'm more for supporting Bi-sexual girls
User avatar #16 to #10 - highhopes (03/10/2013) [-]
The ironic part is that no lesbians supports men.
#64 to #16 - leachan **User deleted account** (03/11/2013) [-]
I'm a lesbian and all my friends are guys.
User avatar #74 to #64 - toosexyforyou (03/11/2013) [-]
Not everybody who gives you their hand wants to save you.
User avatar #77 to #74 - gavinchase (03/11/2013) [-]
Nice use of a previous contents message.

#28 to #10 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
hot lesbians*
#194 - TheReich (03/11/2013) [-]
"Just so you know, this isn't my story,
I'm a man and I fully support lesbians..."

Weird. I'm a man, and I fully support lesbians too!
User avatar #260 to #194 - godot (03/11/2013) [-]
No way, me too, woah we all have so much in common.
#18 - felixjarl (03/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #110 to #18 - tomorrowsnightmare (03/11/2013) [-]
First time I see an interracial gay couple
User avatar #56 to #18 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/11/2013) [-]
Get outta here felix :)
#424 to #18 - adambombgoesboom (03/11/2013) [-]
**adambombgoesboom rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at Doritos ** MFW the thumb number is 69 when I see the comment
User avatar #211 to #18 - zalex (03/11/2013) [-]
That bitch neon doesn't have attraction with anyone
User avatar #17 - tarfyki (03/10/2013) [-]
i have a rule: you cannot be against gay marriage if you have watched 2 or more lesbian porn videos
User avatar #177 to #17 - beefs (03/11/2013) [-]
Going by the same rule, dolphins, dogs, horses and several inanimate objects also get the right to marry.
User avatar #296 to #17 - Crusader (03/11/2013) [-]
I have watched ones that are threesomes
I have watched ones that start lesbian but turn into threesomes
I have watched ones that start threesomes and turn lesbian
Do those count?
User avatar #325 to #17 - cabbagemayhem (03/11/2013) [-]
What does watching lesbian sex have to do with legally binding lesbian marriage?
User avatar #409 to #17 - Viggiator (03/11/2013) [-]
I have a rule: you cannot be against gay marriage if you're not a total biggot bitch.
also, lesbianism isn't okay because of sexy lesbians, but because people can do whatever the **** they want, if you ask me.
User avatar #445 to #17 - matttboyagain (03/11/2013) [-]
Were you watching gay marriage videos? Like....were they getting married in the videos?
User avatar #470 to #17 - randumbgamer (03/11/2013) [-]
What if you watch it not because the two women are lesbians but because the idea that two straight women will willingly **** each other just to please you, totally turns you on. Does that still count?
#27 to #17 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, well, sorry to burst your bubble, but you don't make the rules.
User avatar #473 to #27 - tarfyki (03/11/2013) [-]
pardon my french, but **** you
#35 to #17 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
what if i'm against all forms of marriage? You know it IS the leading cause of divorce.

(btw i support the idea that gay people have a right to marriage, but i also feel it would be my duty to beg any one of them considering it not to do it, as I do with all straight marriages as well.)
User avatar #50 to #35 - randumbgamer (03/10/2013) [-]
I hate when people say the leading the cause of divorce is marriage, thats like sayng the leading cause of drowning is swimming.
User avatar #63 to #50 - Ruspanic ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
I think it's a joke buddy
User avatar #76 to #63 - toosexyforyou (03/11/2013) [-]
It's not. A friend of mine told me about a time when someone in his class gave a speech about the leading cause of divorce being marriage.
User avatar #78 to #76 - Ruspanic ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
Okay, so some people are stupid. But I think it's usually meant as a joke.
Like, life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's terminal.
User avatar #108 to #78 - randumbgamer (03/11/2013) [-]
I think the funniest part about this is that you automatically took it as joke when said, that just proves how dumb it sounds. And just as the other guy said alot of people legitmately think that that is a good arguement when trying to tell someone why people shouldnt get married.
User avatar #80 to #78 - toosexyforyou (03/11/2013) [-]
Yeah but in this case it most likely is not a joke.
#207 to #50 - onceapiece ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
Actually, I'm pretty sure the leading cause of drowning is NOT swimming
User avatar #210 to #207 - randumbgamer (03/11/2013) [-]
......i know thats the point. They are both stupid statements
#218 to #210 - onceapiece ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
No, I mean, the leading cause of drowning is being in the state on a non-swimmer.
User avatar #224 to #218 - randumbgamer (03/11/2013) [-]
If you look at it from the some perspective of how marriage is the leading cause of divorce and how that statement is wrong, it would make sense for the stament im comparing it to to also be wrong. Frankly I think you're kinda over thinking it anyways.
#229 to #224 - onceapiece ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
But the statement isn't really wrong. Every divorce is preceded with marriage, and it actually has to be. Not quite the same with swimming. Marriage and divorce aren't opposites because you can't marriage someone but you can divorce someone. On the other hand, you can be swimming, and you can be drowning, but just not both at the same time. That was my point
User avatar #467 to #229 - randumbgamer (03/11/2013) [-]
Yes but swimming is the action that preceeds drowning, genereally at least. and if were going off the point of you can be swimming and drowning at the same time then well you cant be married and devorced to someone at the same time either. Both are taking a broad action and generealizing it to a specific action that cannot be done with out the broad then claiming it is the actions fault. That marriage is the problem or that swimming is the problem. Regarless my point still stands and is still apllicable regardless of who is right
#476 to #467 - onceapiece ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
I don't care what your point was. I'm saying your analogy was bad. In fact, it was so bad, that while I was reading it, I felt like a monkey tipping a stripper
User avatar #478 to #476 - randumbgamer (03/12/2013) [-]
Well i guess it more subjective weather the anology worked because if you agree with the statement about mariage and the validity of that statement then the analogy would seem dumb. But if you were trying to compare two dumb statements, like i was doing, then the anology works fine.
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#219 to #218 - onceapiece ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
state of* a
User avatar #2 - ruuna (03/10/2013) [-]
i am a man too... and what sane normal man would NOT support lesbians?!?!?!?!?

damn... i wanna be a lesbian.... :(
User avatar #324 to #2 - cabbagemayhem (03/11/2013) [-]
The sane normal kind that realize most lesbians don't look like they do on TV.
User avatar #72 to #2 - drulludanni (03/11/2013) [-]
well, more lesbians means less ladies for us. But i still support them.
#6 to #2 - lazyvoltage (03/10/2013) [-]
I'm in lesbians with you.
User avatar #12 to #2 - turian (03/10/2013) [-]
im gay for girls!
#3 to #2 - stemoya (03/10/2013) [-]
Ha... beat you to it. Just barely.
User avatar #4 to #3 - ruuna (03/10/2013) [-]
not really beating me since our comments are not really the same... but... whatever... lets just go enjoy some lesbians instead :3
User avatar #5 to #3 - godofal (03/10/2013) [-]
i think all men beat to "it"
#24 to #2 - crosskill (03/10/2013) [-]
I have excellent news for you, my friend.
User avatar #449 to #24 - ruuna (03/11/2013) [-]
YAY! but i was rather thinking more of a sex-change...
User avatar #354 to #323 - shunkahawolf (03/11/2013) [-]
sir, freddie mercury was a homosexual.
terry from reno 911 and mr slave from south park would be faggots.
User avatar #375 to #354 - fizzor (03/11/2013) [-]
Mercury was a bisexual.
#43 - obnoxygen (03/10/2013) [-]
Don't like gay marriage? Don't get married to the same sex.
#171 to #43 - brotify (03/11/2013) [-]
If anybody wants the wallpaper.
#190 to #43 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
Don't like guns? Don't get shot!

just trying to make ajoke, dont get mad.
User avatar #406 to #190 - arstya (03/11/2013) [-]
They got mad.
#290 to #43 - awesomenessdefined (03/11/2013) [-]
I'm a good dancer; they'll come for me.
#365 to #43 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
Technically, it's not marriage unless it's between a man and a woman with God's blessing. No matter what you call a gay union, it's not marriage.
User avatar #413 to #365 - graphically (03/11/2013) [-]
Your religion isn't the only one that practices marriage, so it's a stretch to say that fundamental Catholicism has any right to determine what qualifies a marriage in the eyes of the law.

Example: I'm Unitarian Universalist and my church/religion marries gay people and supports gay marriage.
User avatar #154 to #43 - lightninghedgehog ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
In the words of robin williams (paraphrased because my memory sucks): "If you're married for 40 years, it's always the same sex."
User avatar #326 to #297 - gamerfan (03/11/2013) [-]
fap mode activated!
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#243 - FightClub (03/11/2013) [-]
"i'm a man and i fully support lesbians"
#156 - HaloMythbuster ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
The Krustomer   
The Krustomer
#385 to #156 - maorox (03/11/2013) [-]
It's not tainted meat, it's PAINTED meat!
User avatar #446 to #385 - matttboyagain (03/11/2013) [-]
This is so perfect in more ways than one.
User avatar #314 - IamSofaKingdom (03/11/2013) [-]
Anyone who says God hates gays doesn't understand the Christian faith. God only hates sin, NOTHING else. A sinner is loved by God, the sin is not. Homosexuals are loved just as much as anyone else. "for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God,". Homosexuality is condemned by the faith but so is lying and stealing and lusting and every human being on the planet sins everyday.

Jesus loved everyone and told us to do so as well. He did not outlaw anything He disliked and He spent His time among sinners teaching them nothing but love. I don't see why we should do anything different. Hatred only breed hatred.
#328 to #314 - CoolStoryBrosky (03/11/2013) [-]
"Homosexuality is condemned by the faith but so is lying and stealing and lusting and every human being on the planet sins everyday."
>Comparing Homosexuality to lying and stealing
>that's the problem.
NO! Here's how it really went down.
God said "Don't do this, but if you do sacrifice this, and if you don't then you will get this punishment. don't eat this or do this on this day -- but don't forget to repent if you do this...." etc. etc. and people started ******* it up. So god said FLOOD! and came up with the 10 commandments. God said, you ************* have to be pretty ******* stupid to **** up 10 rules. 10 simple rules that I just laid out for you. but guess what -- we did. So he was like, **** it -- I'll send Jesus in. Jesus came and said since you guys are such dumbasses, I'll simplify TEN ******* COMMANDMENTS into TWO just so you simple-minded ***** won't get confused. And he said -- Love other people and love god ( Matthew 22:37-40) God's like -- alright, thanks Jesus, there's no way these dumbasses will **** up TWO RE-SIMPLIFIED RULES.
/end sermon/
User avatar #339 to #328 - IamSofaKingdom (03/11/2013) [-]
actually, you trying to remove homosexuality from the comparison would be the problem. You cannot simply ignore sin. Doing so would be just as wrong as overreacting to it (like outlawing a lifestyle). The commandment to love God would mean that you love Him enough to try and live as sinless as possible.
User avatar #492 to #339 - CoolStoryBrosky (03/13/2013) [-]
....or, perhaps homosexuality being a sin was as a result of a newly-found catholic church trying to push its political agendas while emperor Constantine of Rome decided what went into the new testament.
User avatar #493 to #492 - IamSofaKingdom (03/13/2013) [-]
Yes, the Catholic church wrote the ancient text of Koine greek biblical verses back before they were established...
User avatar #495 to #493 - CoolStoryBrosky (03/13/2013) [-]
>"decided what went in"
>Compiling isn't the same as writing.
User avatar #496 to #495 - IamSofaKingdom (03/14/2013) [-]
We have all the texts examined and considered. Anyone who majors in lexical studies of ancient greek or hebrew text can easily read the text left out. The reason most texts are omitted (since you have obviously not researched this topic at all and use ignorant statements to argue against religion that you blindly hate) is because of the doubt to their genuineness. Often times the author is too far removed from the life of Jesus or the doctrine written directly contests the doctrines set through the ancient hebrew texts.

All you have to do is take one Ancient greek class (language or history) or take a class discussing the lexical content of the bible to dispel your misconstrued notions.

You thumb me down for something you haven't so much as wikipedia'd whereas I have taken multiple college courses (I am in no way an expert but the difference in knowledge on topic here is vast).
User avatar #497 to #496 - CoolStoryBrosky (03/15/2013) [-]
I'm not completely certain how you deduced that I "blindly hate" religion.
You're making pretty hefty assertions there, aha.
And yes, I am perfectly familiar with the Apocrypha. Again, you're making /yourself/ seem ignorant to me.
User avatar #498 to #497 - IamSofaKingdom (03/15/2013) [-]
Am I the one that sounds ignorant because I presented the actual methods for determining and examining text instead of spouting nonsense about the catholic church corrupting text without any mention of historical evidence? Because it is very obvious that I am the only one intelligently participating in this conversation and you are simply hurling mud.

I might come back to skim your response but my hopes that you may present something halfway close to an actual statement constructed by critical thinking is low.
User avatar #500 to #498 - CoolStoryBrosky (03/15/2013) [-]
Also: You don't need to thumb down everything I say. Kind of petty and pointless.
User avatar #499 to #498 - CoolStoryBrosky (03/15/2013) [-]
I'm not certain what I said you'd consider "simply hurling mud."
Please elaborate.
User avatar #501 to #499 - IamSofaKingdom (03/15/2013) [-]
You are calling me ignorant despite the fact that I am listing perfectly reasonable things and you are doing nothing but stating that they are somehow invalid points whereas your nonexistent points and facts are more viable.

Also I just thumb down equally since every time I respond to you I get thumbed down. Thumbs don't mean jack but if it makes you feel better thumbing me down I might as well even it out.
User avatar #504 to #501 - CoolStoryBrosky (03/15/2013) [-]
and to clear some other things up, I completely agree with this comment of yours.
"actually, you trying to remove homosexuality from the comparison would be the problem. You cannot simply ignore sin. Doing so would be just as wrong as overreacting to it (like outlawing a lifestyle)."

I'm an open-minded Agnostic, and in no way see religion as a horrible thing. That being said, I believe that anyone who claims to be Christian as it is defined today should not accept homosexuality as okay in the eyes of god -- the point that it is a sin is made plenty of times in the bible. My earlier comment was meant more for humor than anything.

Again, I think you may have just jumped the gun a little bit in questioning my capacity to think critically or make an intelligent argument. Certainly in many cases while having a conversation on the internet this is an appropriate reaction, but I hadn't said much at that point and I think you drew conclusions a bit too soon.

User avatar #505 to #501 - CoolStoryBrosky (03/15/2013) [-]
P.S, It's nice to see intellectual argument on this site. Even if you are coming off a bit pretentious ; )
User avatar #502 to #501 - CoolStoryBrosky (03/15/2013) [-]
Fair enough,
I wasn't referring to your previous comments as ignorant.
That comment was more specifically aimed at where you said I blindly hate religion and/or haven't done my research.
Sorry if you misunderstood.
User avatar #503 to #502 - CoolStoryBrosky (03/15/2013) [-]
To refer to the earlier conversation, though.
I said the Catholic church compiled the bible, as Constantine is generally credited with compiling the first canons.
You rebutted with a sarcastic comment about how the Catholic Church obviously didn't write the bible. I'm not so ignorant as to suggest that they /wrote/ it. And that's what I was trying to get at.
That's how I saw our conversation at least.
User avatar #506 to #503 - IamSofaKingdom (03/15/2013) [-]
and just like that, all false notions are dispelled. That was a vastly improved response and I very much appreciate it.
User avatar #351 to #314 - Dap (03/11/2013) [-]
I don't want to start a flame war, but doesn't your logic fall on top of itself?

God (I'm an atheist by the way) loves homosexuals, yet hates the reason they are homosexual in the first place.

They're attracted to each other and therefore are going to have a sexual relationship. I don't understand your comment very well.
User avatar #357 to #351 - IamSofaKingdom (03/11/2013) [-]
As a human being they are loved. The act of homosexuality, as a sin, is hated by God but that does not mean He hates the people. Jesus explicitly stated that He loves everyone and furthered the point by eating with the social outcasts (out casted for sins) and even protecting those being punished for sins (the woman whom he protected from being stoned). Even though they were sinning/sinned He expressed love to them and approached them in a kind and respectful manner.

That does not mean He approves of their sin but it shows that regardless of what crimes you commit, you are never too far to be loved. Also a Christian perspective would put homosexuality as something not determined at or before birth. The only sin you have before birth is the sin of Adam and Eve.

From a non-religious train of thought (meaning I logically considered it and did not simply crutch religious doctrine into blind opinion on this topic) I agree that homosexuality does not logically seem to be a trait determined at birth. People are not born with a preferred type of music or a favorite food or with a natural predisposition towards certain people or genders. All of those things are psychological and stem from every sensory memory you ever obtain. Things you don't remember consciously from birth onward effect every decision and emotion of your life. I still feel uneasy around beaches because of Jaws despite my rationale against it. I have claustrophobia when wrapped too tightly in a blanket even though I know I am not in danger (not sure where that stems from). These memories and feelings will alter your emotions towards certain people and genders and I think those alterations to your psyche is what ultimately determines your sexual preference (even for heterosexuals). I think heterosexuality is the more "correct" orientation though since it adheres to procreation.

This is just my personal believe on the origin of sexual attraction but I haven't heard or seen anything to dissuade me from it.
User avatar #361 to #351 - IamSofaKingdom (03/11/2013) [-]
Also I thumbed you because it isn't a flame war as long as we remain civil and discuss to learn or to teach. You were confused by my statement and presented that confusion in a completely respectful way. I hope I adequately expounded on the topic and explained my opinions in my response. I ran out of characters otherwise I would have elaborated on the procreation remark a bit further (it tends to cause confusion).
User avatar #67 - neoexdeath (03/11/2013) [-]
Lesbians: Not only do they get more pussy then you do, they're also better trolls.
#387 - skords (03/11/2013) [-]
"I'm a man and I do not support lesbians..." Said no man ever.
User avatar #395 to #387 - vortexrain (03/11/2013) [-]
There's a redneck at my school who's against lesbians. He says that the are wrong, and unnatural. My friend's brother is against them for the same reason. And yes, both of them are Christian.
#398 to #395 - skords (03/11/2013) [-]
And then they go back home and secretly masturbate to all the hot sensual lesbian videos.
#373 - achphoenix (03/11/2013) [-]
way to go manager
way to go manager
#359 - SmellyClaw (03/11/2013) [-]
mfw lesbians
mfw lesbians
User avatar #295 - yetiyitties (03/11/2013) [-]

"Oh my god gay people deserve human rights, stop discrimination against gays."

The internet.
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User avatar #372 to #295 - capslockrage (03/11/2013) [-]
****** jokes are just that.... jokes.
Nobody is saying black people don't deserve rights, moron.
Whoever thumbed you up is retarded.
User avatar #378 to #372 - yetiyitties (03/11/2013) [-]
I love how you call me moron just because I post my observations. Just go be a cunt somewhere else. Whoever thumbed me up is a scholar and a gentleman/lady.
#432 to #295 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
I like race jokes the same way I like gay jokes, but I think prejudice against these groups (and many other groups as well) is disgusting.
User avatar #301 to #295 - kalima (03/11/2013) [-]
Take out the gay, and you just have people and an incomplete thought.
User avatar #304 to #301 - yetiyitties (03/11/2013) [-]
No because and incomplete thought would be something li-
#312 to #304 - kalima (03/11/2013) [-]
&quot;...stop discriminating against     &quot;   
This how I meant it, for clarity.
"...stop discriminating against "
This how I meant it, for clarity.
#318 to #295 - setittowumbo (03/11/2013) [-]
We make fun of gay people on here just as we make fun of black people. Both deserve rights and both are still joked about.
User avatar #380 to #318 - yetiyitties (03/11/2013) [-]
Somewhat true I guess. It's just my observation. I also feel like if you come off homophobic on here people will give you **** for it. The same people that joke about ******* , and 9/11 and other **** people feel stingy about.
#469 to #380 - setittowumbo (03/11/2013) [-]
Well. Look at it like this.

"I don't hate black people. Some of my best slaves are black."
"Why do so many gays have mustaches? To hide the stretch marks."

****** up and deserves to get **** for it:
" ******* are the sum of this earth and deserve to burn a terrible painful death."
"Homosexuals are an advocate to sin. God hates them all. They are going to hell."
User avatar #447 to #380 - matttboyagain (03/11/2013) [-]
If you come off homophobic on here, people will give you **** . But if you admit you're gay on here, you will also get **** . You can't win unless you're a gay supporting straight person.
User avatar #466 to #447 - setittowumbo (03/11/2013) [-]
Well phanact gets **** but he does have a lot of fans. Some aren't even bronys or gay people.
#418 to #380 - rakoom (03/11/2013) [-]
A lot of people feel bad about 9/11, but its one of the prime sources for jokes on the internet. Doesn't mean we've got anything for terrorism. Its just that we can make the most hilariously sick joke by making fun of it in a way that would've been innocent if it was something entirely different.
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