Doors and Feminists. . its its Science teacher its at work its a polite guy weman walking towards me through a glass deer able idea who she is kl get to the it

Doors and Feminists

its Science teacher
its at work
its a polite guy
weman walking towards me through a glass deer
able idea who she is
kl get to the
it epin fer her
to do SC), holding notes in ene and chemicals in the other
Potarts screaming at me
Churns out she' s a feminist magazine doctorwho the school asked to cemo in and give a lecture about equality and the importance of being a stuck up bitch
s going en and en
Essentually says ''I' m SC) sick of men like you thinking holding a deer epin will get you into my pants"
has a face like an abandoned greenhouse
kl ain' t got time forthis
sst go ofthe deer
buffer isn' t working because out maintenance guys are ******* useless
4 didn' t know
swings and full ferce hits her in the face
her off herbert
Xblood everywhere
starts wailing like an injured banshee
walk away and dive into a classroom
the IT guy
the CCTV feelage
reported me
able proof
out her nose is broken and probably won' t leek right when it heals
all the kid' s essays an N
good man
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#147 - critique (03/11/2013) [-]
"A man is opening the door for me? The only logical explanation for this is that he wants to **** me".
User avatar #217 to #147 - noisia (03/11/2013) [-]
Exactly. I open doors for men, kids and my cat. Doesn't mean I want to **** them.

User avatar #12 - falloutfanatic (03/10/2013) [-]
I hate when people start their sentence with the phrase "As a...", such as when feminist start their sentences "As a feminist I..." it just unneeded and makes you sound pretentious as ****

If your sentence starts with those 2 words, your argument is already reduced in value
User avatar #117 to #12 - MonkeyManz (03/11/2013) [-]
what if its a black guy informing a white man on how it is to be black Ex. "As a black man i am allowed to say _____ because..."
User avatar #205 to #12 - hypnoso (03/11/2013) [-]
As I **** , I wouldn't give my self.
User avatar #211 to #12 - turboderp (03/11/2013) [-]
As a boy, I have a dick. Reduct the value in that argument.
User avatar #14 to #12 - paintballgun (03/10/2013) [-]
As a taco i am delicious
User avatar #16 to #14 - falloutfanatic (03/10/2013) [-]
you win this round hind-sight
User avatar #17 to #16 - paintballgun (03/10/2013) [-]
Thumb for you
#49 to #14 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
as an aficionado of tacos, I want you in my mouth
User avatar #114 to #14 - dsgjoker (03/11/2013) [-]
Are you sure?
Are you sure you're a taco, Paintballgun?
Are you completely sure?
User avatar #143 to #114 - paintballgun (03/11/2013) [-]
Yes I am sure that I'm a taco.
User avatar #252 to #143 - dsgjoker (03/11/2013) [-]
K. Just checkin.
#170 to #14 - jimmyrustlinhustla (03/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #245 to #170 - jobby (03/11/2013) [-] is this relevant.
#4 - ctenop (03/10/2013) [-]
Still won't stop her from being a 			********
Still won't stop her from being a ********
#55 to #4 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
It doesn't matter, he had his revenge ;)
#85 to #4 - anonymouspusy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#9 to #4 - krobeles ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
Needs to be a heavier door, i guess.
#132 to #9 - unikornking ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
Maybe a little heavier?
User avatar #29 to #9 - swarthywaffles (03/11/2013) [-]
Ooh! That is "The Gates of Hell" by Rodin if I'm not mistaken. I love that particular piece of art!
#6 - pappathethird (03/10/2013) [-]
I lost it at "The importance of being a stuck up bitch"
I lost it at "The importance of being a stuck up bitch"
User avatar #197 to #6 - sinonyx ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
why does this have so many thumbs...
#201 to #197 - creosote (03/11/2013) [-]
Why not?
#210 - gevaudan ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
4-chan on Feminism.
#146 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
Damn, what a queefbagel.
#157 to #146 - commontroll (03/11/2013) [-]

YES! This is what I've been waiting for...
#158 to #146 - superflystickman (03/11/2013) [-]
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to the new best word ever.

Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to the new best word ever.
#148 to #146 - DiabloStrawhat (03/11/2013) [-]
.... a what?   
....  a WHAT?!?
.... a what?

.... a WHAT?!?

User avatar #149 to #148 - DiabloStrawhat (03/11/2013) [-]
I can't even handle the brilliance of the term "queefbagel."
User avatar #139 - godot (03/11/2013) [-]
I hold the door for people all the time, despite gender, but if sombody got angry at me for doing so...I don't know, I think something in my brain would just snap like a twix bar.
#204 - spoonses (03/11/2013) [-]
funnyjunk, i wanted to thank you tonight,

today, after loads and loads of **** , after losing my baby, my woman, finding out she cheated on me, left without telling me she was leaving and then today finding out she cheated on me.

well what im trying to say is that you guys make me laugh and made my entire ****** day and months wonderful. so thank you funnyjunkers, this is a shout out to you my friends!
User avatar #216 to #204 - fizzor (03/11/2013) [-]
Life can be hard man. But remember, the internet never betrays you.
#221 to #204 - lilRican (03/11/2013) [-]
**lilRican rolled a random image posted in comment #869317 at Friendly **

these are the comments i like reading...
#218 to #204 - spoonses (03/11/2013) [-]
thanks fellow funnyjunkers. you make a guy feel good
#213 to #204 - mycatislookingatme (03/11/2013) [-]
I know the feeling bro.

Bring it in.
#206 to #204 - dasbruno (03/11/2013) [-]
This will cheer you up..........
This will cheer you up..........
#207 to #206 - spoonses (03/11/2013) [-]
yes, yes it did
#138 - Reeon (03/11/2013) [-]
Every male fw they read this
Every male fw they read this
User avatar #140 to #138 - randomrage (03/11/2013) [-]
Oompa loompa!
#48 - anaklusmos ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
"she has a face like an abandoned greenhouse"
"she began wailing like an injured banshee"

these similes are beautiful.
#8 - licatabroskibro (03/10/2013) [-]
I thought it was mildly amusing until I misread it at "started wailing like an injured banana" and couldn't stop laughing
#7 - awildniglet (03/10/2013) [-]
Lost it at "her face looked like an abandoned greenhouse"
User avatar #30 to #7 - azijay (03/11/2013) [-]
Could you explain that to me, please? I read it and had to stop to try to think about what it meant.
#34 to #30 - christmouth (03/11/2013) [-]
Abandoned greenhouses tend to look like wrecks, because the vegetation has grown too big, and also the wind can break the "windows".
User avatar #41 to #34 - anthonyh (03/11/2013) [-]
It could also mean that she has a beard but that's just a theory
#45 to #41 - christmouth (03/11/2013) [-]
That would fit rather well with one of the typical stereotypes about feminists.
That would fit rather well with one of the typical stereotypes about feminists.
User avatar #31 to #30 - awildniglet (03/11/2013) [-]
That's why I thought it was funny, because it made absolutely no damn sense
User avatar #33 to #31 - azijay (03/11/2013) [-]
Oh, haha.
Alrighty, then.
#2 - thegrayfox (03/10/2013) [-]
"She starts wailing like an injured banshee."   
I lost it.
"She starts wailing like an injured banshee."

I lost it.
User avatar #72 to #2 - SwirlSkull (03/11/2013) [-]
have you found it yet?
#98 - pikininja (03/11/2013) [-]
Feminists didn't used to be like this. This guy was being polite, and this hobag decided to be a bitch.   
I promise you, not all feminists are such horrible people.
Feminists didn't used to be like this. This guy was being polite, and this hobag decided to be a bitch.
I promise you, not all feminists are such horrible people.
#104 to #98 - urbemarmis (03/11/2013) [-]
not all of them are like this. i know that. i believe the reason why it is like this is because the feminists have less to be fighting for. instead of fighting for equal rights they had to find something else to fight for or theyd be lost. instead of fighting for something they started fighting against men as a whole. thats where the hatred comes from in my opiniuon just a lot of angry women with no direction to point the anger in so they aim it at men in general. im assumong youre one of the cool feminists? correct me if im wrong
User avatar #113 to #104 - pikininja (03/11/2013) [-]
A lot of feminists have just become man-haters, and it bothers me because not all men are pigs just trying to get laid. Feminists should oppose those that actually try to take away their rights, not those who they think might.
#118 to #113 - urbemarmis (03/11/2013) [-]
exactly. i run a very small yutube channel about politics and other things that are relveant in todays society, and i like to weigh i on other videos. i see a feminist or anti feminist video in which feminists arer commenting and i dont see one argument concerning their rights. no one mentiopns anything about how women are paid 70% of what men make in the same jobs. i just see how men "are pigs"
User avatar #120 to #118 - pikininja (03/11/2013) [-]
They're not even feminists then... They're just women complaining because they probably have bad experiences with men. Then they blame the entire male population, even though they probably surround themselves with poorly behaved people. It's just another form of prejudice that they justify with feminism.
#124 to #120 - urbemarmis (03/11/2013) [-]
thank you. ive been hurt more by women than ive ever seen a man hurt a woman. i dont hate women. some people are just stupid as hell
#227 to #98 - bizarredread (03/11/2013) [-]
This, pretty much every girl i know entitle themselves as feminists and they are some of the nicest people i have ever met.
User avatar #99 to #98 - hydrosbro (03/11/2013) [-]
It's a joke.
User avatar #101 to #99 - hydrosbro (03/11/2013) [-]
Nevermind, I didn't read it early enough, I'll wait for those red thumbs
User avatar #137 to #101 - CupcakeMaster (03/11/2013) [-]
Have some green ones.
#153 to #98 - godot (03/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, but it's like the stereotype of vegetarians, although they may not all treat everyone who eats meat like a lesser race, the amount that do aren't helping thier case.
#23 - thunderplop (03/10/2013) [-]
HFW when it heals
User avatar #75 to #23 - viicstaar (03/11/2013) [-]
>HFW when
>her face when when
#21 - retrochris (03/10/2013) [-]
yo in fact you might even have improved her looks with a door. Sometimes it can only get better
#241 to #21 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
Resolution, I...
User avatar #242 to #241 - retrochris (03/11/2013) [-]
dude... I blurred the unimportant text on purpose ...
User avatar #50 - ixcarnifexxi (03/11/2013) [-]
So.... My girlfriend's a feminist but not anywhere close to that extreme. Are there actually women with the mindset that if a gentlemen is being polite, simply being polite that they automatically wanna **** em?
User avatar #52 to #50 - zxmongoose (03/11/2013) [-]
There are people with just about every mindset who can come up with a rationale for the smallest things. And yeah, there are some feminists like that, which is ridiculous.
User avatar #53 to #52 - ixcarnifexxi (03/11/2013) [-]
Jeez. I'm so happy that when I hold the door at my school I get a cute smile and a cheerful "thank you!" from just about any girl here.
User avatar #54 to #53 - zxmongoose (03/11/2013) [-]
Same is at mine too. Personally I think most feminists that are like that are just lesbians who hate men. Or women who don't want sex ever who hate men. That kind of thing. They're less "female rights" kinds of feminists and more "women should be the supreme rulers of everything" kinds of feminists.
User avatar #56 to #54 - ixcarnifexxi (03/11/2013) [-]
Eh, my girlfriend thinks that women should be more empowered, should be equal. She's reasonable.

Is it bad that she tries to wrestle me and when she "pins" me on the ground (I let her), she thinks she wins and then I sorta give up cause I don't care?
User avatar #57 to #56 - zxmongoose (03/11/2013) [-]
Nah, especially since it's you not caring. Some bad feminists would get upset for whatever reason they can come up with though. And yeah, I'm all for gender equality, but some women take gender equality the wrong way and put women OVER men instead of NEXT TO, which is where it's ideologically wrong.
User avatar #58 to #57 - ixcarnifexxi (03/11/2013) [-]
I've even told her I let her win and she sits up on my chest and just says sarcastically "mhm, sure ya did. But I still win." So, I mean she knows that we're just fooling around and that I regard her as an equal, not a superior.
User avatar #74 to #50 - biporch (03/11/2013) [-]
Oh boy, you wouldn't know how many self centered, egoistic , and ignorant persons habit this planet.
#64 to #50 - veryspecialagent (03/11/2013) [-]
ya I'v had it happen to me... but she was nicer about it.

Just said she knew I thought I was being gentlemanly but really I was being chauvinistic and degrading to women. I told her no, I was raised to hold doors open for people if it was practical, so that's what I do. If she doesn't like it she can use another door. She didn't.
User avatar #65 to #64 - ixcarnifexxi (03/11/2013) [-]
Guys like us who were raised right shouldn't be frowned upon cause we're doing someone a decent yet simple service.
#32 - Drumachine (03/11/2013) [-]
**Drumachine rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Safety tips ** lol feminism
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